Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ How to Scare a Yami ❯ Marik 1 ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
How to Scare a Yami II
by Yami Bakura
Marik One
"MARIK!!!"
Malik awoke to irritated screaming. "MA~ARI~IK!!!" He blinked. Isis? What was wrong with her now? "_God_dammit_, Marik!"
Oh shit.
His door opened and closed quickly, and quietly. He sat up, his blankets pooling around his waist; they covered him, but barely. "Marik?"
Marik turned, his normally dark complexion as white as powder. "Shh! I'm not here!" He slipped into Malik's closet. Seconds later, Isis stormed in. "MALIK! Get your lazy ass out of bed, and help me look for Marik! Have you seen him? Is he in here?"
It was Malik's turn to go pale. "N-no, Isis. Why?"
She glared for a moment, then burst into tears and left. Marik cautiously exited Malik's closet.
"Is she gone?" he whispered. Malik nodded.
"What'd you DO? She's ready to KILL you!" His voice was pitched to a stage whisper.
"Left the toilet seat up." His voice was the same, neither willing to risk the tornado of fury coming back.
"Ah. PMS?" Nod.
"MALIK!!!"
~*~
How to scare Marik? Isis her period.
END
Here's Marik's frightening episode with near death experiences. Think he'll learn his lesson?
by Yami Bakura
Marik One
"MARIK!!!"
Malik awoke to irritated screaming. "MA~ARI~IK!!!" He blinked. Isis? What was wrong with her now? "_God_dammit_, Marik!"
Oh shit.
His door opened and closed quickly, and quietly. He sat up, his blankets pooling around his waist; they covered him, but barely. "Marik?"
Marik turned, his normally dark complexion as white as powder. "Shh! I'm not here!" He slipped into Malik's closet. Seconds later, Isis stormed in. "MALIK! Get your lazy ass out of bed, and help me look for Marik! Have you seen him? Is he in here?"
It was Malik's turn to go pale. "N-no, Isis. Why?"
She glared for a moment, then burst into tears and left. Marik cautiously exited Malik's closet.
"Is she gone?" he whispered. Malik nodded.
"What'd you DO? She's ready to KILL you!" His voice was pitched to a stage whisper.
"Left the toilet seat up." His voice was the same, neither willing to risk the tornado of fury coming back.
"Ah. PMS?" Nod.
"MALIK!!!"
~*~
How to scare Marik? Isis her period.
END
Here's Marik's frightening episode with near death experiences. Think he'll learn his lesson?