Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ How to Torture Tea in 300 Ways ❯ Ways 1-20 ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer- I do not own anything! I just own a deck of cards. Now this is going to be a story in which all my lovely reviewers get to help me with. It is called "300 Ways to Torture Téa." Everyone has to suggest a new torture for me to use and I need many many suggestions! This is just an idea so please help me out! Thank you all you wonderful Téa haters! I would love it if everyone could help me reach 250! Let's try to see if that is possible!

~Yami's Kitten~

300 Ways to Torture Téa

Ways 1-20

壱) Tell her that her ballet dancing sucks

弐) Take her to Iraq and tie her to an enemy tank so she can get blown up

参) Tell her that her friendship rants are a load of crap

四) Tell her that she is so stupid that not even Rex Raptor or Weevil would date her

伍) Say that not even Seto Kaiba would date her even if someone paid him the world

六) Tie her to a lightning rod during a thunder storm to see her fry

七) Carry a flamethrower around and whenever she tries to start a friendship speech, burn her.

八) Tie her tongue around her scrawny neck so she cannot rant her speeches

九) Have Yami Bakura or Yami Marik send her to the Shadow Realm

壱拾) Tell her that she is butt ugly

壱拾壱) Tell her that if she doesn't stop the friendship rants, the Téa/Anzu killing mob will surely come after her with pitchforks and knives. ^____________________^

壱拾弐) Tie her on a long wooden stake, have Yugi and Yami come dressed out in sacrificial outfits, and have them dance around the stake with flamethrowers which are powered up to melt her! ^_______^

壱拾参) Tie her to a huge pole and have rabid Rottwilers, Dobermans, Pit Bulls, and Poodles bite at her

壱拾四) Tie her to a huge target and use her for archery practice as a personal target

壱拾伍) (I love to tie her to things) Use her as a target for testing out Kaiba's new invention called the "Téa Homing Missile"

壱拾六) Put poison in her soda and watch her keel over

壱拾七) Kick her in the shins

壱拾八) Cut her hair with scissors and then color it with pink hair color

壱拾九) Spray paint "Téa Gardner is a brain-dead girl" on her locker

弐拾) Put roaches in her food and put a "Shoot me" sign on her back

More to come after you all review with suggest more torture. Remember, I am trying to see if 300 is possible. Help out please! Thanks and PLEASE REVIEW AFTER READING!!!!!!

~Yami and Bakura's Kitten~