Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ How to Torture Tea in 300 Ways ❯ Ways 21-50 *Reviewer Ideas* ( Chapter 2 )

Hello all again and it is time for the next ways to torture! Yay I am so glad that everyone reviewed! Great suggestions all of you! Now that is settled, here are the tortures for ways 21-40. My opinion will be in brackets. These first suggestions are from KaibaGirl5

Ways 21-40

弐拾壱) Every time Téa starts her friendship shit hit her over the head with a mallet.

弐拾弐) Tell everybody she wears diapers. [I think that is just weird but it's their suggestions.]

弐拾参) Tell her Yugi only hangs around her is because Kaiba's paying him ten dollars an hour. [That is my personal favorite. Ten dollars an hour would make Yugi rich! ^-^]

弐拾四) If Téa HAD a pet and it died, tell her it died because of her ugly looks and friendship speeches. [I added the ugly part ^-^]

弐拾伍) Tell all her "friends" to laugh in her face for no apparent reason. [^-^]

弐拾六) Give her a death glare every time she talks even to the teacher until she cries. [^-^ I love this too but I would rather give her death then glare.]

弐拾七) Spray Windex in her eyes and mouth for moving even just a little or do that for fun. [^___^ I think that would be fun to do that way she couldn't see or talk; preferable the talking part.]

弐拾八) Set her house on fire with her still in it. [^_________^ I likey this one because I am a pyro and pyros love fire! Bwahahaha!]

弐拾九) When she gets new clothes say they are filthy and if she disagrees, throw mud on her then repeat yourself. [I like this one too. I think that would be so fun to do. ^___________^]

参拾) Cut off her tongue so she can't talk. [ ^_____________________________________^]

Those are ways 21-30 and 31-34 will be from MillenniumPurityMegami

参拾壱) Have Yami play on her like he's fallen for her and then have him cruelly shatter her pathetic little heart. [I like this one. ^-^]

参拾弐) Sick Ryou's Yami on her or have his Yami sick his Man Eater Bug on her. [I like this one because the Man Eater Bug would eat anything!]

参拾参) Have Yugi smack Téa upside the head with his Grandpa's broom. [I like this one too but I would bet the broom would break thanks to that thick friendship full head of hers. ^_____^]

参拾四) Have Yami/Yugi act all 'together' in front of her, throw in a few cruel words and such to see her turn a bright shade of blue. [ Okay I do not like it when people write these guys gay but they are just suggestions so I don't mind it. As long as I don't write it I am fine.]

The next are from G-Cell which are numbers 35-39

参拾伍) Take her to Spain during the "Running of the Bull" so she can be run over by a stampede. [I personally love this one because I am pure Spanish and I love bulls! ¡Toro! ^_______^]

参拾六) While she is sleeping, color [the proper way is to say "color" because we dye clothes and we color hair. Sorry, my mom is a cosmetologist so I can't help it] her hair green.

参拾七) Switch her body wash with gold paint so she turns a lovely shade of gold.

参拾八) Tell a bunch of evil clowns that Téa said she hates them so that the evil insane clowns attack her. [^__________^ OOO evil clowns sounds cool!]

Okay now is time for my torture which are ways 40-50! Yay we are at 50 already!

四拾) Switch her shampoo with honey so her hair gets stuck together.

四拾壱) If she asks for a body piercing, give her the HUGE needle and stick it through her head.

四拾弐) Make her sit through bloody movies.

四拾参) Tell her that Kaiba is paying everyone else ten dollars and hour to hang with her.

四拾四) Give her a rat for Christmas.

四拾伍) Take her on a trip to the ocean and throw her in it while the sharks are still awake.

四拾六) Take her to the Dog Pound and sick a wild, rabies infected poodle on her. ^-^

四拾七) Hit her with a Mister Rogers book of Friendship

四拾八) Give her detention for being a stupid friendship lover (Teacher's Request)

四拾九) Have Yami Bakura dice Téa by putting her in Yugi's Mystic Box card. ^_^

伍拾) Slap her in the face with a huge stuffed cockroach.

Well there is up to number 50! I hope that we can get really far if possible. Remember to review after reading to suggest your torture and see if your ideas are chosen! Until next time, I am Yami's Kitten saying goodbye!

Oh and a few suggestions:

Please read my fics on fanfiction.net! I need reviews! Reviews are like air! I need reviews to live! I won't post up chapter 9 until 50 reviews have been sought after! In addition, please review "Kaiba's Guardian Angel" too because I need 10 before chapter 5 is put up! Also, review "Wild and Sexy Jerry Springer Videos!" I am also going to be re-re-writing my lemon for NC-17 rating on this site and a bonus lemon just for mediaminer for Taming the Innocent so look out for those and review them too!

Ja Ne,

Yami's Kitten