Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ I've wanted you forever and tonight ❯ Exactly how many times you can swear in one sentence, excersized. ( Chapter 3 )

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Immortal Feuds. Chapter Three of 'I've wanted you forever and tonight.'

~By Sweetdeily, she does have shame, but this isn't it… yet.

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Seto Kaiba easily avoided the wild kicks and punches from his attacker, form blurring at supernatural speeds as he twisted, ducked and then lashed out, expertly knocking the blonde Fairy off-balance before spinning behind his opponent and executing a perfect police tackle.

"Fuckin' bastard! Ya' fuckin' murderer! How the fuckin' hell could you fuckin' leave that fuckin' monstrosity in the fuckin' middle of the fuckin' street?" The extensive use of the word 'fucking' was enough to have Seto frowning as he attempted to remove said word and complete the sentence the adorable little Jounouchi had muttered in plain Japanese. He managed, but he wasn't impressed.

Seto squeezed his arm around Jounouchi's neck until the stream of curses had ended while the puppy struggled for air. The vampire didn't even realize he was using his vampiric abilities and they were only -just- affecting the blonde. "What was so important about that bundle?"

Jounouchi made this little whimpering sound that meant he couldn't breathe and Seto eased his hold. Big mistake! The Fairy muttered something and the next thing Seto Kaiba knew, he was shoved backward by some invisible force and Jounouchi Katsuya was standing above him in a matter of seconds. The blonde grabbed Seto before he could go flying over the other side of the room and twisted, throwing the brunette at the ground instead.

Seto hit the ground with a grunt and a crunch, but he was moving almost instantly again, hands catching his weight and foot snapping out. Too slow! Jounouchi jumped the swipe and stepped back, out of reach for the moment. "That bundle had an enchanted doll. Every time a Fairy sees the doll they become obsessed with it and take it home. Under the shadow of darkness that fuckin' toy is animated to life and kills every Fairy in the nearest vicinity. I've been tracking it for the Queen knows how long and I finally had it, I finally had the end to the massacre in my hands, ready for destruction, and then you showed up!"

The vampire winced, that was his bad. "How was I supposed to know I'd interrupted a Fairy Ops mission?"

Jounouchi threw his hands up. "Ya fuckin' retarded vampire, how fuckin' hard is it to check your spell vision once in a while? We had wards up all over the place! And big fluro spell letters 'Fae Wars Cleanup In Progress!' What did ya' think it was? A break in?"

"What the fuck is a spell vision? And what else should I have thought it was? What's a Fae war cleanup?"

Jounouchi blinked. "You can't seriously say your makers or leaders or whatever didn't explain magic or the Fae wars to you?"

Seto shook his head. He didn't even remember what had happened to his makers.

The blonde went and sat on Kaiba's bed, resting his chin in his hands. "That's… weird."

It was a shock, Jounouchi had actually stopped swearing. Surely, Seto mused, he was getting somewhere with the adorable puppy.

"I mean, I can understand wanting to keep you in the dark; you are a procrastinating, annoying, cruel, cold, heartless, mean son of a bitch… wait, no… I remember why I don't like you. I totally sympathize with your makers."

Seto was going to hurt his puppy.

~To Be Continued…

Sweet notes: Waa! Finished chapter three! Only several other story chapter I should be writing left!!!... ano, reviews?

Seto: Baka koinu!

Jounouchi: Boku wa koinu janai!

Yugi: Subtitles! Please!

(Subtitled)Seto: Stupid puppy!

(Subtitled)Jounouchi: I'm not a puppy!

Yami: It's eerie when the subtitles actually do show up…

Sweets: lol, that reminds me! The other day Bryan and I had this argument in Japanese and our friend Rowan interrupted after the yelling fits and he said 'where are the subtitles in real life when you want them?' so we marked out in the air where the subs usually are and explained what we'd been saying before continuing… shit that was funny!

Malik: yes… funny… right… *high pitched whisper* Someone get her some help!

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Yugi: She's so hopeless at disguising blackmail…

Yami: yep.