Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insane Wars: The Truce at Bakura ❯ Dominalik and Ryo's Horny ( Chapter 6 )

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SIX

"Woo!" Marik startled Malik from his reading.

The Egyptian almost fell out of his chair hearing his stupid other half. What was he doing now? Ever since that damned bear was banished to the Shadow Realm, Marik had been in Malik's face more. What the hell did the idiot want out of him?

"Woo!" Marik started again as Malik threw a pillow in his face.

"What the hell are you doing!" The other demanded in anger.

"I'm wooing you!" Marik declared.

"You idiot! You don't actually say WOO!! By Ra, you are so stupid! Don't you have a brain!" Malik demanded.

"Bakura said I did. He said it was a peanut." The insane blond exclaimed proudly.

"I'm gonna kill Bakura." Malik growled to himself. "Marik, I don't like you! You're an idiot! You and I would never work out!"

"You don't like me?" His eyes became big and his bottom lip trembled.

"Welllllllll…if you really want to win my love and I am the most handsome guy around…" Malik started.

"YesYes?" Marik was anxious.

"Then you would go to school. Start from Kindergarten and work your way up." Malik exclaimed wanting to get the idiot out of his hair for 13 years!

"I will do it! Anything for my Malik!" The idiot blond ran out the door as Malik grinned deviously.

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13 days later…

Malik sat there enjoying reading his latest book and drinking his favorite beer. Ryo had an extensive library! He never knew the prince was into so many romance novels! The white haired boy had told him his parents had bought these for him so he would be prepared for "the day".

Of course, he never said what that day was and Malik never asked. He simply wasn't interested.

"FASTER YAMI!!! FASTER!!!" Malik grimaced at the shouting.

"I'm going to find that speaker and then destroy it so I don't have to hear those idiots any more!" He growled.

"Thanks Yami! The ice cream was great!" Yuugi's voice could be heard.

"Aibou, you need to eat slower next time." The pirate's voice came.

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Malik shouted. "Good God! No one can get any peace around here!"

It was then that the door burst opened, streamers and confetti flew in Malik's face. The Egyptian looked up to see Marik in a cap and gown. He had a piece of rolled up paper in his hand.

"Marik, what the hell are you doing back?" Malik demanded.

"Well you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…" The insane one started. "I got promoted to each grade each day because they said I was special!" He bounced up and down.

"I'm sure." He drawled.

"Then I met some friends along the way and I went to keg parties and the friends I had, they were my bestest friends and we shared special moments…and I'll miss them!" He broke down crying as Malik rolled his eyes.

"You only knew them for a few hours!" Malik protested.

"I know, but it's like we knew each other for a life time!" Marik cried.

"For you five seconds is a life time!" he growled as he got off the couch. "What did you learn!" Malik demanded as Marik stopped crying, his eyes shining with glee.

"I learned that cat is spelled D-O-G!" He clapped his hands. "Can we go out now?"

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Ryo made his way toward the throne room. The space scum were gone, Ra was fed and the prince was horny. Oh yes! Bakura would be surprised today.

As Ryo entered the throne room, he noticed Bakura nodding off. Slowly walking toward the oblivious pirate, the albino haired prince slowly sat down on Bakura's lap, his legs on either side of the man's muscular thighs. Ryo gently grabbed Bakura by his cheeks and then kissed the pirate full on the lips. Waking up more, the muscular pirate moved his arms around the beautiful lithe frame.

"This is a surprise." Bakura broke the kiss first. "What's the occasion?"

"I'm horny, `Kura!" Ryo whined.

"My little prince is all frustrated? Well, the big bad pirate Bakura will take care of that!" He exclaimed with a smirk.

They both continued the kiss more passionately. The two could not get enough of each other. Oh Ra, Bakura was in heaven…

The pirate's bulge grew more as Ryo got closer to that area… It felt good to have the prince taking charge once in a while.

"I NEED MORE ICECREAM!!" A voice interrupted the mood.

Bakura felt "Bakura Junior" deflate. Ryo groaned in anguish as he buried his face in the pirate's neck. Of course ONE OF THEM would ruin the mood especially when said annoyance constantly got laid!

"Will you leave! You know damn well where the ice cream is you annoying brat!" Bakura growled making Yuugi shrink back.

"I'm gonna tell Yami you called me a brat!" Yuugi spat.

"Go right ahead! See if I care!" Bakura stated boredly as Yuugi ran from the room. "Brat." He muttered as he made Ryo sit up on his lap. "So where were we?" He smiled as he ran his hand down the prince's face.

"I think we were…" Ryo got closer to Bakura. "Right…" Their lips almost touched. "…here." Their lips gently touched, but of course the pirate took over with a hungry fervor.

Bakura's leather pants felt so tight as the prince straddled his lap. Oh yeah! The albino one was ready! Very ready!! The pirate ripped off the white satin bathrobe that Ryo wore around his lithe frame and then pressed that warm nude body against his own. The prince's fingers found their way down to the buckle of Bakura's leather pants. Slowly he began to remove the clasp that held the belt in place. Oh yes. He was going to take this nice and slow so Bakura would be nice and hard.

The encounter went on for hours and hours until the sun rose and Yuugi walked back into the throne room, eyes popping out of his head. Where was his video camera?

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Anzu had got it all on tape! Oh yes! Now her Yaoi club would be so happy! Kissing the tape, she snuck off into the morning crowds of thieves and murders.

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Ryo happily snuggled to his Bakura-bear. The last 24 hours were wonderful. Of course, everyone avoided the throne room. They could have sworn they heard Malik shouting at them a few times, about what they didn't know. The bliss was interrupted by Bakura's stomach growling.

"I'm hungry." He said as Ryo opened his eyes huffing in disappointment.

"Fine." The prince sighed as he slid off Bakura's lap. "What do you want?"

"I want a hamburger with fries and a soda. I want grease, lots of grease!" Bakura grinned deviously.

"Bakura! That is disgusting! How many times have I told you that the stuff will give you a heart attack!" Ryo stamped his right foot, hands on his hips.

"Last story and in between. Oh, and you look like a girl doing that!" Bakura laughed.

"Don't you tease me! How about I don't give you any for the next week!" Ryo stalked off as the pirate stopped laughing, eyes widening as big as saucers.

"I was kidding Ryo-bunny!" He got off the throne in pursuit of his prince. "I didn't mean it! Come on Ryo! You know I'm kidding! What do you think made me attracted to you in the first place?"

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"I finally got it! I finally got two bi-shonens on the tape in a heated lustful passionate love making session. Get your fans out girls and your cold water ready because it's long and hot!" Anzu announced as the room became dark.

The screen lit up as Yuugi's face appeared on the screen. He was shaking the device and then dropped it. He then ran to Yami and pounced on him.

"Come on Yami! I want ice cream!" Yuugi whined as the other sighed.

"Fine! You know something! One of these days all that sugar and cream will catch up with you." Yami grunted as he walked out of the room.

Anzu was confused. Didn't she tape over this? It was then that it changed. She must not have rewound the tape all of the way. It was then all the women gasped as they saw Prince Ryo in all his glory sitting on the muscular pirate Bakura's lap. There was a lot of moaning and groaning and then…the damn scene turned to two bunnies humping again! What the hell…

"Oh Princess Anzuuuuuuuuuu…" Came a different voice on the tape. "This is Malik Ishtar. I found you taping those two! I tried to warn them, but they were too busy to listen! I broke into your palace and taped over it with two bunnies humping each other! Instead of watching two guys doing it, why don't you desperate cows try finding boyfriends!" Then a maniacal laugh was heard as the bunnies kept on humping each other.

"I'll get you, Malik Ishtar!" Anzu growled as the women left the meeting hall.

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Malik was satisfied with what he had done and wondered when he would hear the universe shattering scream. Of course, one never came which meant the bitch was planning a failed attempt at revenge.

Walking into his bedroom, the Egyptian walked in licking his lips at the sight before him. There sprawled naked, tan and muscular on his bed was Marik. Malik had handcuffed the insane one to the bed. Walking over to the night stand, the Egyptian grabbed the horse crop and then tapped one end in the palm of his other hand with a sadistic smile on his face. Marik's eyes widened in fright.

"Now, bitch, you're going to do as I say!" Malik chuckled.

"Please be gentle." Marik squeaked as the other moved onto the bed, straddling his stomach. "Oh, Malik! What are you doing to do to me?"

"Well you see, some of the readers think that Yuugi gets too much action, so I want some!! You WILL give me satisfaction!" Malik licked his lips.

"Does this mean we're going steady?" The psycho blond asked hopefully.

"Maybe…if you perform well!" He traced the outline of Marik's chin with the riding crop. "Now…" He moved the crop down the tanned chest. "Are you going to do as I say?" He grabbed the insane one's chin to make him look into his eyes. "Or do I have to punish you!"

"Oh punish me! I've been naughty!" Marik shouted in excitement.

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"Damn it! Ryo's pissed at me! Someone else wants to fight over a Sony Vaioâ"¢ laptop from Ebayâ"¢ and I'm HORNY!!!" Bakura shouted as he walked down the corridor. "What else could go wrong!"

"Bark like a dog!" A voice commanded from one of the rooms.

"WOOF!! WOOF!!" Another voice barked.

"LOUDER!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!" The commanding voice pointed out.

"Meowww."

"THAT'S A CAT YOU IDIOT!!" Bakura recognized the voice as Malik's.

Walking toward the slightly opened door, the pirate peeked inside. There he saw Malik standing over a bed with Marik tied down by handcuffs and rope. They were together????? That was the oddest couple he had ever seen. The last time they were in the vicinity of each other, Malik would throw things at the other due to his sheer stupidity. Now they were going to get it on with each other? Bakura concluded he was in the Twilight Zoneâ"¢.

"That is just totally wrong." Bakura muttered to himself as he walked away. "Can we end this fucking story already? It's going no where! I am tired of being judge and jury over sour Ebayâ"¢ transactions!!!"

Author: Okay then! How about you do another story?

Bakura: Oh great! What now! Am I going to go dress in drag and Ryo is going to beat me senseless with a riding crop as well?

Author: Now that I think of it…

Bakura: Don't think too much! You'll strain yourself!

Author: How about you and Marik drag Ryo and Malik on an adventure.

Bakura: What about the midgets?

Author: They'll stay behind!

Bakura: Oh goody! What will it be called then?

Author: Bakura and Marik do America.

Bakura: That sounds so wrong…

End.

Sorry guys, this is going no where and I'm running out of ideas for this story. I had a good idea for the next story. Hopefully that will last. Maybe I'll drag in the Doom Organization so Bakura and Marik can wreak havoc! Don't tell them, but they will meet up with Yami and Yuugi. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!