Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insane Wars: The Truce at Bakura ❯ DIE SNUGGLES!! and Ryo's Insane Moment! ( Chapter 5 )

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CHAPTER FIVE

Entering the Yeehaw Search engine, Marik happened upon a web site that he thought to be pornographic. He covered Snuggle's eyes in the process.

"Don't look Snuggles! I don't want you to get corrupted." Marik whispered as his eyes widened at the sight. "Oh my! She has big ones! They practically poke out of that shirt!"

His long tongue practically hung out of his mouth. Oh yes! He wished Malik would have those on his body. How Marik would love to ravage that little body. He had to work on getting on Malik's good side!

Now how to get on Malik's good side…be nice with his sister? That would be a start! Oh yeah! Then he would buy him stuff, spend time with him! A wide grin spread over Marik's face! The plan was flawless! Chocolates came to mind…spread out over Malik's body…

The door opened at that moment, ruining Marik's carefully planned day dream. In walked the object of his fantasy…Malik.

"Look Malik! I found a porn site!" Marik proclaimed happily, pointing toward the monitor.

Looking closely, Malik's eyes opened wide. What an idiot! What was Marik even thinking? Smacking Marik upside the head, the bear dropped to the ground as Malik crossed his arms over his chest.

"You idiot! That's a Hooter's site!" Malik yelled at him as big huge tears came from Marik's eyes.

"I'm sorry! I'll do better next time." He promised as the other shook his head. "Here! Snuggles wants to talk to you." Marik grinned as he handed the bear to Malik who backed away.

"Th-That's okay! You can keep him!" Malik backed into the wall in fear for his life.

"Come on Malik! Give Snuggles a kiss!" Marik grinned insanely as he pushed the bear in his face.

"Uh…okay." The other sweat dropped.

As Malik was about to kiss the bear, Snuggles bit him on the nose. The Egyptian yelped in pain as Snuggles wore a satisfied grin on its plush face.

"BAD SNUGGLES!! I BANISH YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!" Marik growled as he made the bear face him.

"But you don't want to do that! You looooooooove me!" The bear tried to convince him. "Don't you love me more than Malik?"

"I…no! It won't work! BE GONE SNUGGLES!!" Marik made the demon bear disappear!

Snuggles was no more!

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Now time for… CHOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS!!!

Seto: What the hell!

Jou: Did we enter the wrong part of the story?

Choose your own adventure! Make sure you make the right choice, because if it's wrong, the characters will suffer for it!

Jou: Hey! I didn't agree to this! What's the deal!

Seto: Shut up, pup!

Here are the choices:

Jou and Seto go to the royal court and try to seduce the beautiful Prince Ryo from the big bad pirate Bakura.

Jou: Like we have a death wish!

Seto: Death wish? You have one following you constantly the way you duel!

Jou: SHUT UP KAIBA!!!

Jou and Seto duel each other to see who will seduce the beautiful prince Ryo.

Seto: I'll throw that one on purpose just to have the puppy suffer! HAHA!!

Jou: KAIBA!!! YOU BASTARD!!!! FACE ME LIKE A MAN AND DUEL!!

Seto: In your dreams, dog! Bow down to your master, NOW!!!

Jou: Fuck you!

Seto: When?

Jou : In your dreams, jerkoff!

Jou and Seto walk in on Yami and Yuugi having sex.

Seto: How desperate do you think I am to see those two having sex? I have some dignity you know!

Spin the Wheel of Insanity!

Jou: I vote for the wheel!

Seto: Hey! How about option E!

Author: What is option E?

Seto: I get to see the puppy strip down and give me a lap dance! (Looks at Jou with a lecherous grin!)

Jou: Like hell I will! Go fuck yourself, Kaiba!!!

End of the CYOAF! Mission…TOTAL FAILURE!!! The Menchi gets it!

Menchi: EEP!!

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Poor little prince Ryo had been by himself most of the day. Bakura had been in some meetings with the local space scum. Of course, the pirate didn't want Ryo to be there in fear for his safety. The prince hated being there anyway. He liked being carefree and able to roam free around the palace as he saw fit at times. He missed those days. Ryo sat on Bakura's lap most of the day, enjoying the pirates tender, loving, and hard THRUSTING…ministrations. He did live for the days that he could be by himself.

"HARDER YAMI, HARDER!!!" Ryo stopped dead in his tracks as he heard Yuugi's scream of ecstasy.

"Good Lord! Can't someone write them out!" Ryo growled in annoyance.

At that moment, some dumb ass stupid enough to approach the beautiful prince Ryo while he was PMSing because he was not getting any at the moment after hearing Yuugi getting some…yes, you heard it, YUUGI GETTING SOME, stood beside him and began to rant.

"I hate yaoi." The person just said. "It's wrong. Do you know that Yuugi really should be with Anzu, and you should really be alone? I read the whole manga series and in no where in the manga series does it say that you are gay. I mean, would you really do Bakura given the choice? And Anzu bashing…what is that all about? She's really nice you know once you get to know her. Oh yeah! Did you know that Yami's real name is Atemu, not Yami? I mean, everyone gets that wrong! Why I ask?" Ryo felt his left eye twitch in annoyance. "Would Atemu really do Yuugi over Anzu? Isn't it sorta wrong for them to be involved? Oh, and what about Jonounchi? Why isn't he with Mai? Why are you doing a Star Wars parody? I'm reporting this story to FF.net!"

Ryo just turned on the stupid dumb ass who dared to even question anything going on around him. He liked this perverted fantasy and no one was going to stop him from enjoying it.

"You have no life, do you!" Ryo started. "Why are you even in this story! Are you a self-insertion flamer? In answering your questions, Yuugi and Anzu will never work out because the dumb bitch is in love with the pharaoh! I am gay and yes, I would do Bakura! We love to pick on Anzu, not bash her, because that would hurt her. Yes, we know what Yami's real name is! It's Greg! Yes, he would do Yuugi over Anzu! I would do Yuugi over Anzu! Yami doing Yuugi isn't wrong because they're soul mates, not brothers! Did you know that Jounouchi harbors feelings for Yuugi? He's not with Mai, because Mai is with someone else now! We are doing a Star Wars parody because we want to, idiot!! If you report us to FF.net, I'll rip off your man hood…oh wait! Too late! Someone beat you to it! Darn!" Ryo mocked disappointment. "If you don't like Yaoi, don't read this, IDIOT!!" He whipped out a card. "Oh, lookie here! I have the Winged Dragon of Ra! Let's see if I can summon it…tee hee!" Ryo insanely summoned the beast. "HEY RA!!! DINNER'S READY!!!" The prince skipped off singing happily as the poor sap got eaten by the God Monster.

Eh…Ryo? You can be sane now…

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TBC….

I had to get something out. I know you have all be waiting! Next, Marik tries to woo Malik. Give me something to make fun of! Oh yeah, and Menchi is not mine, but right now, he's roasting in the oven…