Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insane Wars: The Truce at Bakura ❯ Icecream better than sex? ( Chapter 4 )

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FOUR

Princess Anzu snuck around the huge fortress on planet now called Bakura. Climbing the huge trellis, the annoying woman found Yuugi and Yami's suite. She managed to climb into the window and then fell down noisily down on the floor.

"Ouch!" She hissed as she slowly got to her feet.

Anzu noticed the huge bed in the far corner of the room. There were also lots of toys around which made her raise a brow. Was Yuugi still going through his childhood? There were stuffed toys everywhere and other gadgets around the room…wait a second…some of these were not children's toys! The thought made her blush!

It was then that she heard the door knob jingle a bit. With her quick thinking, she ran into the huge closet. Leaving the door a crack opened, Anzu watched as the door to the bedroom opened. Yuugi was the first to run in followed by a very calm and collected Yami. Gods, he was so handsome…so delicious…AND THAT YUUGI HAD HIM!!!!

The smaller of the two jumped on the bed, bouncing up and down like a maniac. Yami began to strip down, his muscles making the princess drool. That dark skin accented him nicely.

"Come on Yami! Let's play a game!" Yuugi's eyes were wide.

"What kind of game." He plopped down on the bed, a bit tired from Yuugi's constant energy. "I swear, Aibou, you are wearing me out!"

"Just because I ate lots of ice cream doesn't mean I'm hyper!" Yuugi protested as the other fell back on the bed.

"Wanna make a bet?" Yami growled as Yuugi knelt down behind him, a big wide grin on his face.

"I know what will make you fell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL better!" Yuugi announced as the elder dreaded the answer.

"What is that?" Yami asked as Yuugi bent down and gave him a kiss on the nose.

"All better?" He asked as the pirate thought about it for a moment.

"No. I need something more than that." Yami turned away from Yuugi, rolling over on his stomach.

"You're not being very nice!" Yuugi huffed as he crossed his arms over his lithe form.

"And you're being very annoying!" The other sat up quickly facing his other. "What is with you and the ice cream anyway?"

"I don't know. I always liked it!" Yuugi's eyes became wide. "Besides, it's just as good as or better than sex!"

"EXCUSE ME?" Yami thundered. "Are you telling me the ice cream gives you better pleasure than me?"

"No…nothing like…EEP!" Yuugi found himself pinned under the pirate.

"Guess I'm going to have to show what pleasure is all about and it ain't about ice cream!" Yami growled as he quickly divested the clothes off the other.

Anzu watched in sheer fascination as the two went at it, the muscular pirate totally dominating the other. Oh God, she was jealous! She wanted to be the one pinned underneath Yami. She wanted to experience that large huge…She felt herself get excited at the thought.

Remembering that she promised her Yaoi club that she would bring back juicy footage, Anzu quickly whipped out her camcorder and began to tape the scene before her. Oh yes. This would make for a great film!

Songfic starts here…

Push it…by Salt and Pepa!

Push it! Push it real good!

Yami and Yuugi stopped for a second hearing music in the air. When they stopped, the music seemed to stop too.

"Did you leave the radio on?" Yami asked.

"No! I like silence when I eat my ice cream. It's sort of a religious moment." Yuugi started.

"I'll give you a new religion to think about!" Yami growled as they continued on…and so did the music.

PUSH IT GOOD!!!!

They stopped again. Yami quickly looked around. Where the hell was that infernal music coming from? It was ruining the moment! He wanted to hear Yuugi scream, not some musicians singing about sex!

"I swear, it's a conspiracy and when I find the son of a bitch doing this I'll kill them!" Yami shouted.

"Um…Yami? Remember me?" The other asked.

"Oh yeah!" Yami grinned as they continued on.

AAAAAAAAAH! Push it! Push it real good!

"THAT'S IT!!! WHOEVER THINKS THIS IS FUCKING SONGFIC, GET A FUCKING LIFE!!" Yami shouted as Yuugi blinked.

"What's a songfic? I thought we were real." Yuugi stated as Yami sweatdropped.

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Ryo had hidden behind the throne as Marik and Bakura encouraged the carnage below. Two people had a dispute over a microwave and were going to fight to the death over ownership. Of course the sensible thing would have been to buy another one, but they were too stupid to figure that out!

"Come on! Bash his head in!" Bakura shouted as Marik kept waving a now damaged Snuggles around.

"Yeah! Bash his head in!" Marik shouted as Malik snorted.

Malik wished the insanity would end. Like Ryo, he hated this violence. He wished the two idiots would just kill each other and get it over with.

As if his wish was granted, one of them fell after the other smashed his head in with a mallet. Where he got that mallet was beyond everyone there.

"The winner is Shemp!" Bakura declared as he stood up. "The microwave is yours dude!" A woman in a bikini handed the man the microwave. "Okay Ryo, you can come out now." He turned toward the chair.

The timid prince was shaking. Why was Ryo so sensitive about these things? Bakura felt he would have to break him of that. The prince slowly walked toward Bakura as the elder man placed a strong arm around his lithe build. The white haired boy buried his face in the pirate's muscled chest as the palace servants cleaned up the mess. He hated the sight of blood!

"Your highness! We have a visitor who wishes to speak to you!" A little nerdy kid with blond hair and glasses appeared.

"Bring him in!" Bakura ordered as the servant bowed.

Minutes later, after Ryo situated himself on Bakura's lap, a man in a dark cloak appeared with some of his own body guards. Raising a brow, he and Marik wondered who this guy was.

"May I present, Java the Cup!" The blond nerd announced.

"Java the Cup? I thought this wasn't an official Star Wars parody!" Bakura growled as he stood up.

"Yeah! What's next? The Sith?" Malik demanded.

"Oh, we can call them "The Fifth"!" Bakura snorted. "What does this Java the Cup want!"

"Lord Bakura, I wish to challenge my rival, Don Cappuccino for the Sony Vaio laptop that was on Ebay! We both tied in the auction!" The man replied.

"How the hell can you both tie in an Ebay auction!" Bakura demanded. "Are you both stupid or what!"

"It's the hottest in laptops…" He trailed off.

"You're rich! Why the hell didn't you go to the store and just buy one, you loser!" The pirate shot back.

"You know, I didn't think of that! I concede to Don Cappuccino then. He can have it! I'll buy one better than his! MWAHAHAHAH!!" He skipped out.

"No blood?" Marik sighed.

"No blood. Why don't you take Snuggles out for a walk?" Bakura suggested as Marik's eyes lit up in glee.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Let's go out Snuggles!" Marik skipped happily out with Snuggles in his arms.

"Why did you do that?" Malik asked.

"Because I felt the IQ points drop in this place with him here." The pirate sighed.

"I told you I'd kill him." The blond crossed his arms over his chest.

"I know. It's more fun to have him around to pick on. I mean, sometimes he'll volunteer to be a paper weight." Bakura grinned evilly.

"Why did I even ask?" Malik walked out of the throne room.

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It was late in the evening. Ryo began to wash himself in the shower after a long day of being on Bakura's lap. He winced as his hands went over the bruises left from the pirate's constant pinches. Couldn't he be gentler?

"Ryo." Came Bakura's voice from outside the huge bathroom.

"I'm in the shower." Ryo called back.

It was then the curtains were pushed aside and there stood in all his naked glory, was a very muscular Bakura. Ryo felt himself weaken at the sight. He wanted Bakura and he wanted him NOW!!

"Hello my little angel." He stepped into the shower and then wrapped his arms around the lithe frame.

"Hi." He squeaked as Bakura began his assault on the prince's neck. "Ooooooooooooooooohhh…Bakuraaaaaaaaaaa…" He moaned as the pirate pressed Ryo's body flush against his own.

Ryo slowly moved his arms around Bakura's neck as the pirate's muscular thigh rested between the prince's legs. Ryo felt himself become even more excited. Panting, he begged to feel the friction between them, but Bakura would not give in so easily. He had to tease the little minx for a while before it would be all over with.

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"I cannot believe after all that, that you are eating ice cream!" Yami laid on his side watching Yuugi eat a bowl of ice cream.

"I wanted to compare." He stated simply as Yami lay back on the bed disgusted.

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Princess Anzu hurried to the next meeting of her Yaoi club. This time they would be entertained for the night! A bunch of rabid fan girls would be most excited!

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"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryo's screams of ecstasy could be heard throughout the fortress. "FASTER!!! OH!!! HARDER!!! MORE!!!"

"WHO'S YOUR DADDY!!" Came from Bakura's mouth.

"YOU ARE!!!" He shouted back.

Marik had passed by their room with Snuggles. The bear looked up at the insane blond.

"What are they doing?" The bear asked.

"I don't know. I have to go look it up on the internet." Marik scratched his head. "I think they're having what they call sex…yeah that's what it is! Let's go put it in the word search and see what happens!" He skipped merrily to his room with Snuggles in his arms.

TBC….

What will Snuggles and Marik find?

Is Ice Cream better than sex?

Next chapter…whatever I feel like…I might make fun of original or Mary Sues wanting to marry the characters. Or maybe the Yugioh sneak peek! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!