Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insane Wars: The Truce at Bakura ❯ Snuggles Strikes Back! ( Chapter 3 )

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CHAPTER THREE

The next morning brought new unbridled excitement to Prince Ryo. Another day with Bakura, sitting on his lap, those huge hands caressing his body! It just made him shiver in anticipation!

Walking beside his "master" as they approached the throne room, Ryo noticed Marik hugging his teddy bear, Malik glaring at him as usual and Yuugi feeding Yami grapes with the recipient head on the other's lap.

"Good morning losers!" Bakura sat down on the throne, grabbing Ryo around his waist, making him sit on his lap. "What's the order of today's business!" He made the prince squeak as he pinched his butt.

"I would like to formally request that we lock Marik up in a cage and throw away the key!" Malik growled as Marik continued to coo over his bear Snuggles. "He talks to his bear."

"YOU HURT SNUGGLE'S FEELINGS!" Marik shot back as Malik smacked him in the head. "Ow!! What was that for!" He demanded.

"For being an idiot!" Malik growled.

"Enough!" Bakura shouted scaring Marik and making Yuugi drop the grapes on Yami's head. "I wanna do something different today!"

"Like what!" Yami pushed the grapes off his face.

"I want to create my own brand of a justice system." Bakura began as Ryo began to wonder what he had in mind. "How about they bring civil and criminal matters here. Make it a combat to the death type thing, you know? Sell tickets or pay per view type thing?"

"Can Snuggles be in it?" Marik asked with wide eyes.

"No! Snuggles cannot be in it!" Bakura thundered making the insane blond cower. "So what do you guys think?" He motioned toward Malik and Yami.

"Sounds good. Can I kill Marik?" Malik asked.

"On your own time!" Bakura growled.

"Um…I vote that maybe they could settle it with peaceful means? I think the blood would be a bit much, don't you think?" Ryo asked timidly.

"Yeah it would! Hey Malik, can you get some plastic so we can cover people close to the battle?" Bakura asked as Ryo groaned in dread. "We don't want to freak them out too much."

"I don't think that was what he…" Malik started.

"Just do it! I always wanted to do something like that!" He grinned mischievously.

Ryo sighed, laying his head on Bakura's chest. Sometimes the pirate could be so dense! The prince loved him despite all his short comings.

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"I can't believe we were not even introduced into this lame ass story yet! I, Seto Kaiba, should be in every story whether or not it is deemed necessary! I am just as important as that damned pharaoh is and that hobbit he constantly pounds into!" The CEO growled.

"Wait up!" Jounouchi ran after the taller man. "Man, you walk too fast!" He panted as Seto stopped. "What's your problem anyways!"

"My problem is that I was not included!" Seto growled.

"Listen, hot shot! You can't always be the center of attention! Anyway, why the hell am I even following you! It's not like we get along or anything!" Jounouchi growled.

"I am the master and you are the dog, mutt! Puppies always follow their masters. Didn't you know that!" He smirked.

"WHY YOU, I OUGHTTA KICK YOUR ASS FROM HERE TO HADES YOU BASTARD!!" Jounouchi shouted as Kaiba snickered.

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And now…it's time for:

PLAY TIME WITH SNUGGLES!!!!

"Hi! My name is Snuggles and I want to be your BEST FRIEND!!" A bear pops up. "My best friend right now is Marik!" A head with spiky hair pops up with an insane grin on his face. "Say hi Marik!"

"Hi Marik!" The blond grinned.

"My friend is so nice to me. He brushes my fur, tells me bed time stories and tucks me into bed at night. His friend Malik is so mean to me." The bear stated.

"He's so right." Marik's bottom lip trembled as tears pooled at the edges of his eyes.

"Malik keeps threatening to shred me with a machete. Sometimes when he gets really REALLY angry, he throws me out the window or against the wall! I cry and I cry…"

"IT'S TRUE!! IT'S TRUE!!! POOR SNUGGLES!!" Marik wailed.

"You only have one option left Marik. If you really REALLY loved me, you would kick Malik's ass for me!" Snuggles demanded.

"I can't do that!" Marik protested. "I like Malik!"

"Do you love Malik more than me?" Snuggles asked.

"No! I LOVE YOU SNUGGLES!!" Marik squeezed the stuffed bear against his chest.

"Then kick his ass for me. He'll keep hurting me you know." The bear reminded him.

"MARIK!!! STOP TALKING TO THAT FUCKING BEAR!!" Malik burst into his room finding the insane blond holding the stuffed animal against his body.

"There he is Marik! Kick his ass for me!" Snuggles pointed at Malik.

Malik's eyes widened in disbelief that the bear was alive. He then looked toward Marik who seemed to be at war with himself.

"Fine! If you can't do it, I will!" Snuggles huffed as he jumped out of the insane blonde's arms. "CHARGE!!!"

"SHIT!!" Malik shouted as the bear jumped up on his chest and then knocked him down to the floor.

Marik watched as Malik struggled with Snuggles. All he could see was the blond trying to pry the bear off his shirt. It was then that Seto appeared with Jonouchi behind him. Smirking, the CEO leaned against the wall watching the mayhem ensue.

"NO!! SNUGGLES STOP TRYING TO KILL MY MALI!!!" Marik got off the floor and then tried to pry the offending bear off of Malik.

Marik was wrestling with the bear with Malik getting in the mix. Seto wondered when the madness would end.

"Eh, I don't wanna know what's going on." Jonouchi started. "Do you think we could see Bakura now?"

"Sure." Seto sighed as they walked over the wrestling pair on the floor.

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The Pay-Per-Viewâ"¢ people were present and the head person, man in a suit, talked to Bakura and his lawyer, Scheister. Ryo had fallen asleep during the negotiations. Yami and Yuugi were no where to be found.

"So, you wanna do like a live show with people fighting to the death?" The head representative asked. "We need to discuss the terms of percentages and…"

"Here are the percentages! I get 100 percent and you get the honor of broadcasting the blood bath!" Bakura growled.

"But we have to make money somehow in order to broadcast the event!" The man protested.

"Fine! It'll be 60/40 then! Take it or leave it!" Bakura roared.

TBC…

Will they take Bakura's offer?

Will Marik stop Snuggles from killing Malik?

Will Ryo wake up for dinner?

;)

Sorry this is a bit short, but I wanted to get something up for the story. I had writer's block for a while and then the two hurricanes that came through Ft Lauderdale (we got the bottom half of Francis and Jeanne). It was entertaining to watch the reporters almost kill themselves for ratings…idiots!