Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insane Wars: The Truce at Bakura ❯ Bunnies, Bunnies and more Bunnies! ( Chapter 2 )

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CHAPTER TWO

The party was in full swing and Ryo only gazed out the huge window. Where was his Pirate? When would he save him from this life! When would the albino haired prince be sitting on the lap of the muscular pirate…all naked…and feeling the hardened muscles of Bakura's thighs, those muscled hands stroking every part of his body in the most sensuous way possible…

At that moment, Ryo was shaken out of his thoughts as he heard people screaming and yelling in the ballroom. Having the sense to stay where he was in the parlor, the prince just let the pirates do their thing. Oh yes! He knew Bakura was doing this! A dreamy smile crept across his face and his quivered in delight thinking of his muscular pirate.

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"OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! A TEDDY BEAR!!" Marik cuddled a plush teddy bear while sitting on the floor with his legs crossed. "I'm gonna name him Snuggles and read him lots of stories!!"

Malik panted in exhaustion as Bakura tied up the King and Queen. Mister Schiester stood by also ready to read the papers he had in his hand. He knew the King and Queen of Isis would not like this one bit. He really didn't care…he was getting paid handsomely for his services! He loved drawing up papers for world domination.

"Marik! Put the damn evil teddy bear down! We have work to do!" Malik shouted at his drugged out other half.

"HARDER YAMI HARDER!!" Bakura and Malik sweat dropped listening to Yuugi in the throws of passion.

"Well, we won't have to worry about where those two idiots are!" Malik growled.

"Yami gets a hard on every time he kills people! Yuugi gets one just eating ice cream!" Bakura snorted in disgust as turned toward the King and Queen.

"What do you plan to do with us, space pirate!" The King growled.

"Oh, let's see…I'm gonna take over your planet and have your prince sitting naked on my lap while I take the throne and him at the same time. How does that sound!" Bakura sneered.

"YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY SON!! YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!" The King ranted.

"One, too late. Two, I will get away with this, you clichéd idiot!" Bakura motioned for his uncle to approach them. "After my uncle reads you the legal shit, you will die if you don't die of boredom first!" The space pirate turned his back on his victims as he walked away to find Ryo.

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`He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming! He'scoming!!!!' Ryo kept chanting in his mind, hands clasped, emerald eyes widened as the doors opened to the parlor. "BAKURA!!!" Ryo practically launched himself at the pirate, arms and legs clutched around the strong man's body. "Finally! You've come to rescue…uh…kidnap me from this hell!" They both fell down the floor from the impact.

"Miss me?" Bakura smiled as he made Ryo lay beside him.

"Of course." His smile became brighter. "So." Ryo ran a finger down the pirate's muscular chest. "What do you have in mind for me?"

"Ooooooh! Plenty! A plan that involves you sitting naked on my lap while I rule this planet." Bakura's smile became evil.

"If I must." Ryo sighed in mock dread as he lay back on the floor. "I'm all yours." A smile crept over his angelic features.

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"SHOOT ME NOW!! SHOOT ME NOW!!" The king shouted.

Marik brandished his gun, but Malik stopped him. Why did the psycho have to take things so literally?

"But he said shoot him now!" Marik pouted.

"Not until Bakura says so. Maybe Ryo doesn't want his parents dead." Malik pointed out.

"Awwwwwwwwwwww!!! I haven't killed something in a while! I wanna kill something! WWWWWWWWWWAHHHHHHH!!!" Marik stomped around like a child.

"Time for you medication again, Marik." Malik sighed.

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"Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ryo screamed as the whole palace heard it. "FASTER!!! OH GOD, YES!!!!!!!!!!!"

The King and Queen passed out from the shock. Marik's eyes widened in glee.

"I killed them!" Marik hopped up and down.

"Oh yes! One look at you and they dropped dead from the shock." Malik dead panned.

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A few weeks later…

The planet was now legally Bakura's and ironically, called Bakura. He sent Ryo's parents on a permanent vacation and their son willingly sat on the pirates lap with only a robe around him. The white haired demon wanted no one else but himself to look at Ryo's milky white body. The prince was finally his.

Of course, all the scum of the universe now gravitated toward Planet Bakura. The city was now full of bars and strip joints. The planet of paradise was that now that of sin! That, to Bakura, was a true paradise! Best of all, he had his own willing play thing.

Staring up at the large cathedral ceiling in their bedroom, Bakura brought the sleeping albino closer to him. He loved the feeling of his nude bunny next to him. A smile crept over his lips as he thought of how he would rule the planet. He had to do something fun to pass the time other than to molest the prince every waking moment.

"Ryo." Bakura whispered into his lover's ear.

"Mmmmmmmmmm?" He moaned as he opened his doe like eyes. "What is it `Kura. I was dreaming of going to med school and possibly get out of this plot."

"You don't enjoy being with me like this?" Bakura pouted.

"Of course I do. It's just that this story is going now where right now. Here we are just laying together and doing nothing." Ryo sighed.

"I came up with an idea." Bakura grinned as the albino haired boy's eyes widened. "It will make the plot better."

"What is it?" Ryo asked, almost afraid of what the answer may be.

"You know, I thought to pass the time, I could be judge and jury over stupid disputes between scum!" Bakura proclaimed.

"They have the People's Court for that." Ryo reminded him.

"This would be better." Bakura sat up as the prince's head landed on the pillow.

Sighing at the loss of the pirate's warm body next to his own, Ryo sat up wanting to know what this plot was knowing the other would tell him anyway whether he wanted to or not.

"What is it?" He sighed.

"We can have disputes settled by death matches! You know, if you die, the other is right!" Bakura stood up.

"Bakura, I don't think that's a good idea." Ryo started. "Think of the law suits."

"I'll make it that we aren't responsible." Bakura started.

"Don't you mean you!" Ryo protested. "After all, you are judge and jury." He reminded the other.

"Oh yeah! I forgot!" He sat down on the bed again, pulling his nude bunny into his lap. "It'll be great!" Bakura rested his chin on the soft pillar of hair beneath him. "I'll have Shiester work out the details."

"Another thing, you were a three thousand year old spirit! Where did you get a lawyer uncle?" Ryo asked.

"Alternate Universe clause." Bakura reminded him. "Just like the parents you had."

"Oh yeah! No wonder I wasn't close to them." Ryo thought to himself.

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Princess Anzu had a meeting at her castle. It was the first meeting of the "We Love Bishies" Club. Of course, the first meeting was filled to the brink with rabid yaoi and shonen ai fan girls. She was so proud of herself. She had finally gotten the tape of Yami and Yuugi having nothing but mindless sex as Yuugi screamed Yami's name in the throes of passion.

"The first meeting of the "We Love Bishies" Club will come to order!" She started as she got everyone's undivided attention. "The first order of business today will be a video of two men having pure passionate sex." She handed the tape to her servant who obediently started it up.

The lights went dark as a screen came down. The rabid fans watched intently as two men appeared on the screen. They gasped as they saw the space pirate Yami thrusting himself into his lover Yuugi, the Hyper one. Yami was the one in control and enjoying every moment…

"HARDER YAMI, HARDER!!! FASTER!! OH GOD!!! HIT IT!!!" He screamed as Yami obeyed his lover's request.

The scene got cut off as a scene of two white bunnies humping each other came on. Of course they didn't make a sound, but the rabid fan girls became disappointed, booing and hissing. In the next part, they saw the dreaded Space Pirate Bakura. All of them gasped again in surprise and fear. Why was he on the screen?

"I just wanted you little hentai harpies to know that I altered this tape. For now on, you'll see nothing but the Discovery Channel's special on the Animal Kingdom…Are the Animals hornier than Humans? Well, you'll find out, won't you! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" His image faded as the rabbits came back on.

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The meeting ended early as Anzu sat in the steps in disappointment. How did Bakura get the tape? Now she was angry! She would get that good for nothing pirate back…and then possibly get more of Yuugi and Yami in the throes of passion! HEHE!!

"Yes! I will go now and avenge my club!" She got up from the stairs and then walked toward the space garage.

A flood of bunnies came out of the meeting room the next moment…

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"So this is what I thought of and discussed with my bunny…er…Ryo." Bakura started as the prince stood next to the pirate dressed in nothing but a white robe. "We'll start our own court and I will be judge and jury of stupid disputes! Trial by Combat! The first to die will be the one who is wrong!"

"The People's Court with a twist? I like it!" Yami grinned devilishly.

"I WANNA KILL THEM!! I WANNA KILL THEM!!" Marik hopped up and down.

"The medication ain't working well." Malik spoke up.

"Then use sedatives or something! Next, he'll want Ryo again!" Bakura growled as Marik turned his attention toward the Prince.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!! PRETTY PRINCE!! I WANT HIM, I WANT HIM!!" Marik squealed as Ryo hid behind Bakura for protection.

Yami and Malik held the insane moron back from getting his hands on the prince. They knew Bakura would kill him…maybe that wasn't such a bad idea, but then Malik didn't want that on his conscience.

"I had to say that." Bakura growled annoyed. "Will you put him in a straight jacket or something!"

"I'll find the something!" Malik and Yami dragged Marik away.

"YOU GUYS NEVER LET ME HAVE ANY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!" Marik shouted as he was dragged away.

Ryo slowly got out from behind Bakura only to be faced with a very anxious looking Yuugi.

"Yuugi. Is there something you need?" Ryo asked as Bakura tensed knowing what was coming next.

"I WANT ICECREAM!!" He shouted as the two covered their ears.

TBC….

Sorry if this seems short, but I had writer's block head for a while. Heh.