Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insane Wars: The Truce at Bakura ❯ Ryo's Bored and Malik's Anger Problem ( Chapter 1 )

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CHAPTER ONE

18 years later (for the sake of legal stuff)…

The beautiful prince Ryo grew up to be a fine young man. Of course every woman threw themselves at his feet. His parents wanted him to marry and threw a ball in his honor of his birthday at the palace. All the young prince wanted to do was hide under his bed! Those women scared him!

The albino's thoughts turned to that of romance novels and dashing young men sweeping their ladies off their feet living that "happily ever after" nonsense. Well Ryo wanted his happily ever after darn it and he was determined to have it! He wanted the famous Pirate Bakura…the one he had been secretly seeing without his parents knowing… Ever since that first fateful meeting as children, the famous pirate had visited almost every week. The prince had even met the other pirates. Of course, he had shuddered seeing Marik, but he was under control with medication. Malik was moody and Yuugi and Yami were always so close…and Yuugi always demanded for ice cream…

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Of course at the same time, Bakura Ryoo was thinking the same thing also. Looking out into space while the ship was heading toward Planet Isis, all Bakura could think about was his Ryo-bunny! Those beautiful green eyes, those luscious lips, those creamy thighs…He was just getting hard thinking about ramming into that tight ass! Oh yeah! Prince Ryo would become his love slave!

"We're almost there." Marik's voice was sedate. "It's time for my medication. Hey Yami! Could you take over for a few minutes and this time, don't stop at the local Dairy Queen for Yuugi!"

"BUT I WANT MY ICE CREAM!!" Yuugi yelled as everyone winced.

"Malik, tie him and up and throw him in his room!" Bakura growled.

"No one ties up Yuugi but me!" Yami protested.

Now that was too much of a scary thought for the rest of the crew. Internally, they all shuddered at the thought. Yuugi and sex did not go in the same sentence.

"I did not need that disturbing image!" Bakura growled. "Just take the brat out of here so I can concentrate on bigger things!" Yami observed Bakura. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARING AT!!"

"Bigger things? I would love to know what THAT means!" He snickered. "After all, you have all those pictures and posters of Prince Ryo all over your bedroom wall!"

"I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bakura protested.

"Here we go again…" Malik sighed.

"Yes you do! Admit it! You do! You lust after him!" Yami teased.

"I love and respect my bunny! I want to have him by my side! Is that too much to ask!" Bakura demanded. "Anyway, I'll have him soon enough! His birthday is today and I have nice surprise present waiting for him!" He grinned evilly.

"Is it a trouser trout?" Marik asked as Bakura threw a paper weight at him, missing as it smashed into the wall. "MISSED ME!! PHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTT!!" The insane blond gave him a raspberry.

"Next time I won't miss, you piece of garbage!" Bakura growled. "Malik, take us to planet Isis!"

"Yes sir." He sighed knowing he would once again be flying the dreadful ship!

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Ryo only smiled politely at the would-be fiancés that he encountered. They were all so fake and all so shallow to him. When the hell would Bakura come already! He was tired of dealing with these wanna-be princesses.

Walking around, the albino wished with all his heart to be reunited with his "prince of the stars". Oh yes…to feel those hands again…that strong muscled body against his…they had had trysts in the past that his parents did not know about. For little Perfect Innocent Ryo was no longer a virgin. Bakura had taken that from him.

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The night had fallen. Ryo was in a peaceful sleep. He dreamt of wonderful things, but this night he would never forget… It was like other nights weeks past…

The window opened and there stood, the famous Pirate Bakura! The prince woke up and found himself entranced by the sight of the handsome man against the perfect moonlight. The wind carried itself inside and the white silk drapes made the pirate look ethereal.

Quickly, Ryo covered himself with the white silk sheets on his bed. The pirate slowly walked into the room, the tension between the two becoming thick. The prince got to his feet, his delicate features enticing the muscular man before him. He approached unafraid of his potential rapist (so he hoped!). There was no fear, just determination! Those brown eyes met with steel crimson. It was at that moment the pirate stepped closer and then ripped away the bed sheet from his prey.

Ryo gasped in surprise as the pirate grabbed his lithe frame and pressed him against that leather clad body. Bakura devoured the prince's lips in a passionate and desperate kiss. Gods, it felt so right…

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Ryo remembered that night to be long and wonderful like other nights. When would that pirate come back and take him away from all this crap?

Birthday balls were sometimes such a bore also. The gifts were lame, but the thought was what counted. When would the pirates come to bust up this party?

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"Are we there yet?" Bakura asked.

"No." Malik answered annoyed that he had to take over the controls of the ship.

"Are we there yet?" Bakura asked again.

"No." Malik gritted.

"Are we there yet?" Bakura grinned deviously.

"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!! WE AREN'T THERE YET YOU STUPID ANNOYING BASTARD!!" Malik shouted.

That conversation ended. Bakura loved to piss off Malik. It was something he did daily and relished in…

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"Uuuuuuuuhhhh….more!! MORE!!! MORE!!!!" Yuugi shouted.

"You know Yuugi, you really should consider a new fetish!" Yami fed Yuugi more ice cream. "I don't know where you put all this!"

"It's the sugar rush I get after!" He was bouncing up and down on the bed, eyes and smile wide. "Come on Yami! Let's do something destructive like burn Malik's clothes again! Or call Princess Anzu on the vid phone and remind her why she can't have you!"

"Hmmmmm…I like the latter! Let's do that!" Yami said with a devilish grin.

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Princess Anzu sat at her vanity mirror combing her shoulder length brown hair dreaming of her pirate Yami. She had a crush on him since pre-school. Of course there was a small problem called Yuugi, but she was convinced that Yami would get tired of his "play toy" in time. He would see the light and find that it was she he would fall in love with! They were destined to be! Oh yes! Yami would be all hers! She started naming all the children they would have and when they would have them.

It was then that the beeping of her vidphone interrupted her fairy tale day dream. Pressing the button, her face lit up when she saw her beloved pirate!

"Oh Yami! What brings you to call me at this late hour? Do you wish to see me?" Anzu asked, batting her lashes.

"Not exactly. You see, I am sick and tired of you sending out spies to see what I am doing. It is killing our secret missions!" Yami growled.

"But I love you Yami! I just want to know what you are doing so just incase I need to use my family's power to help you!" Anzu protested.

"No thanks! I just want to reinforce why I hate you!" Yami grabbed Yuugi and then began to demonstrate how much he hated her.

"STOP THAT!!!" Shouted Anzu. "You don't love him! Ooooooooohh!!! Ooooooooooooooooooh! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!! I didn't know that was possible!" She shook her head back to reality. "Wait! Stop! That's disgusting! It's revolting…can I have a copy of the video?"

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Meanwhile…planet Isis was in view and Bakura licked his lips thinking of the beautiful prince Ryo…with a nice neck collar and a chain that ended in his fists, naked on his lap as he ruled the planet. Oh yes…the prince would be his as well as his kingdom.

"WILL YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THE PRINCE FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE!!!" A voice shouted. "We're there now!!" Malik exploded as Bakura's dreamy lusting looks vanished.

"I had him naked on my lap! Now he's gone!" Bakura whined.

"You'll have him in your lap soon enough! I am sure once you attack, he'll jump right on it!" Malik snorted in sarcasm.

"I looooooove you! You looooooove me! We're a happyyyyyyy familyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Marik sang as he stepped onto the bridge. "Are we there yet?" Marik's forehead met with a very solid object. "Ooooooooooo.." He passed out from the impact.

"Malik, I would highly recommend you get some anger management." Bakura pointed out.

"When you become impotent!" Malik shot back.

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"HARDER YAMI!!! HARDER!!! OH YESSSSSSSS!!! OH GOD!!!" Yuugi shouted as Anzu was foaming at the mouth.

"I…must…have…the…video…" She breathed hard. "Must…start…a…yaoi…club…"

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Ryo walked around in circles in the small parlor almost wearing the carpet out. He was impatiently waiting to be kidnapped err…rescued from the hell that was his life. Perfection was boring and so was this planet!

"Dear, why aren't you outside enjoying the festivities? It's your birthday after all!" His mother walked into the room.

"I'm just bored. I want something exciting to happen!" Ryo pouted.

"Oh son, you will have excitement later. It will come when you get married and then when you have children." She had a dreamy look in her eyes as Ryo sweat dropped.

"Mom…I have a confession to make." The prince started.

"Yes dear?" She asked.

"I'm gay." He confessed.

"You're happy? That's wonderful!!" She squealed in delight.

"No mom. I am in love with another man." He noticed her face fell. "I am in love with the space pirate Bakura!"

"What? WHAT!!" She then passed out.

"Mother?" Ryo knelt down and shook her still form. "Mother? Oh…I forgot to tell you…I'm not a virgin anymore either." He watched her body twitch. "Sorry."

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The ship landed on the outskirts of the kingdom. Another ship landed next to the pirate ship. It was smaller, sleeker and more expensive looking. It was a Mercedes SL-5000.

Bakura stepped out of his ship first as Marik came flying out behind him, landing on the ground face first. Of course, Malik was next, obviously the one who threw the deranged one out of the ship.

"Where are Yami and Yuugi?" Bakura asked.

"Fucking, what else!" Malik seethed. "Honestly, Bakura, sometimes you are really blind to see what is going on around you! All you care about is Ryo who's ass I'm gonna kick for sticking me with Marik!!"

"YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY BUNNY!!!" Bakura shouted at him.

"Get a life! I'm not actually gonna kick his ass or anything!" Malik shot back. "It wouldn't be worth it!"

"You're right, because I'll skin you alive first!" Bakura growled as his Uncle Scheister approached them.

"I have the papers drawn up." The monotonous voice intruded on their conversation. "Once you conquer the planet, you have to make the King and Queen sign this and then after you can do what you want to them."

"Perfect!" Bakura grabbed the papers out of his hands. "Prince Ryo will be mine!" A dark sinister grin covered his face.

"FASTER YAMI FASTER!!!" Yuugi, in the throws of passion shouted.

"WILL YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Malik shouted back.

TBC…