Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insanity's Plot ❯ Double The Randomness For The Price Of One! ( Chapter 6 )

A/N: Hello again. It's been a while, hasn't it? Writer's block sucks…. >.> So anyway, Yu-Gi-Oh! is the property of Kazuki Takahashi alone. Not me. Had a little help from two reviewers and my sister for this one.

Insanity's Plot

 

Malik: Now to pour the batter. *flips a switch and the vat falls onto it's side, covering the Sai and Anzu*

Sai: Yum, cookie dough! ^_^

Anzu: Being a human cookie will be fun! ^_^

All: *sweatdrop*

Malik: Ready your torches!

All: *pull out said weapons*

*vat is nearly empty*

Yugi: Now?

Malik: No.

Yugi: Now?

Malik: No.

Yugi: Now???

Malik: No!!!!

Yugi: …..Now?

Malik: No! Get it through your puny little skull! >.<

*vat is now empty*

Yugi: Now???

Malik: Yes, for Ra's sake, yes! Just go!

Yugi: Yey! ^_^ *fires up his flamethrower, as does everyone else*

Rikoh: Shouldn't we be wearing safety goggles or something?

Kirei: Who cares? This is fun! ^_^

Anzu: Hey, it's really toasty in here.

Sai: That's the warmth of friendship!

Bakura: Turn up the heat! >.<

Marik: I thought you'd never ask.

*all do so*

Anzu: Ow! I think I'm getting 3rd degree burns!

Sai: Me too! But that doesn't mean our friends are burning us on purpose.

Anzu: Right! They wouldn't break our powerful bond of friendship.

Bakura: That's it! I can't take it anymore! That's the last straw!

Ryou: *currently chewing on a straw* Awww, really?

Bakura: *sweatdrop* Do not anger the already angry King of Thieves! >.< Everyone drop their flamethrowers or else!

All: O.O *literally drop their flame throwers*

*one of the ending bursts of fire goes across Bakura's leg*

Bakura: Ow! Damnit, whose was that?!

Ryou: Meep. *runs away*

Bakura: >.< I swear I'll get you! *starts running after Ryou*

Ryou: Gyah! Help meee! Bakura's gonna kill me!

Bakura: *from the distance* Got ya!

*a scream is heard as well as the sound of things being knocked over and glass breaking*

Rikoh: Do we even want to know?

Kirei: I think not.

Bakura: *walks back calmly*

Marik: So, what'd you do to him?

Bakura: I kissed him.

All: O.o What the?

Bakura: He has a phobia of being kissed. Dunno why, but he does.

Ryou: *walks in cautiously with a mask on and sits in the corner*

Bakura: And now for these two… *takes out the Sennen Ring that he stole back from Ryou and banishes the cookie-fied Anzu and Sai to the Shadow Realm*

Malik: Why'd you have to ruin our fun?

Bakura: I couldn't stand hearing the f-word anymore.

Ryou: *screams*

All: *look over*

*Ryou is being attacked by a monkey wearing sunglasses*

Yugi: Ono! You came back!

Monkey: *turns around and runs to Yugi who hugs him*

Yugi: I didn't think you'd find me, especially coming all the way from South America.

Jou: South America?! O.o

Yami: Yeah, we went a few years ago when Sugoroku had to do an expedition there. Yugi got lost in the jungle and was rescued by Ono.

Otogi: What were you doing while Yugi was getting himself lost?

Yami: Dueling the locals.

All: *sweatdrop*

Honda: *whispering to Jou* Where's South America?

Jou: *whispering back* I have no clue.

Kirei: What's with the sunglasses?

Yami: Yugi got them for free from a vender who thought he was under 10 years old when Sugoroku bought his sunglasses.

Kirei: *mouths the word “oh”*

Ono: *grabs the Sennen Ring from Bakura*

Bakura: Hey, vermin! Give that back! It's not to be played with!

Yugi: Bad Ono! Give Bakura back his girlie necklace.

Bakura: *grabs back his Ring* I'll get you, you runt! And your little monkey too! *runs after Yugi who is carrying Ono on his back*

Yami: I almost forgot what a little thief he was…

Rikoh: What did he steal on your trip?

Yami: Let's see… my toothbrush, Sugoroku's hat, Yugi's underwear, and our map.

Malik: Who would want to steal Yugi's underwear?

Yami: I dunno. But we never did find anything that was stolen… That's why it took us 3 extra days to find the airport.

Rikoh: Hey, my hair clip is gone!

Honda: And my wallet!

Jou: And my sneaker!

Otogi: And my ponytail! *goes next to Ryou and starts moping again*

All: *sweatdrop*

Marik: Well, my belt is gone too so I say we get the monkey!

All who were robbed of something: Yeah! *run the way Bakura, Yugi, and Ono went*

Malik/Yami/Kirei: *sweatdrop*

*let's take a look at the victims of the chase*

Yugi: Ono, you really have to get that habit under control. This is how you make enemies.

Ono: *grunts understandingly*

Yugi: That's the spirit.

Ono: *grunts again*

Yugi: What?! You stole things from other people too?!

Ono: *pulls out Rikoh's clip, Honda's wallet, Jou's sneaker, and Marik's belt*

Yugi: *gasp* Ono! Bad boy!

Ono: *drops the aforementioned items*

Yugi: That's better. *hides behind a dresser* Now, we're gonna hide here, wait until everyone passes, and then go back to Malik's secret lab, conveniently located in Rikoh's attic, and wait for them to get back. Then you'll apologize, ok?

Ono: *nods and grunts*

All who were chasing Yugi and Ono: *run past their hiding spot*

Yugi: *waits a few seconds* Ok, now! *runs*

Ono: *follows, but then sees the computer and is mesmerized*

Yugi: *gets back to the lab* Ok, Ono, now we're gonna wait for everyone to come back. *looks around* Ono?

*back to aforementioned monkey*

Ono: *typing something*

Yugi: There you are! Come on, we have to- hey, isn't that my homepage? *pauses to read what was typed and blushes* Ono! You can't put things like that on a high school homepage! *grabs the mouse and hits the “edit” button* How did you know my password anyway?

Ono: *shrugs*

Bakura: There you two are!

Yugi: Ah! You scared me! …Where is everyone else?

Bakura: Back in the lab. They found their stuff and were satisfied. Hey what's this? *reads Yugi's homepage* I knew there was an inner evil on you somewhere. Good for you!

Yugi: *blushes again* I didn't do that! Ono did! *deletes the stuff that Ono typed*

Bakura: I think I might like this monkey. I can train him to be my partner in crime. He's already pretty good at stealth.

Yugi: Ono will not be joining you on your stealing adventures! >.<

Bakura: That's for him to decide, not you.

Ono: *jumps on Bakura's back*

Yugi: No! How could you do this to me Ono? I thought what we had was special!

Bakura: *laughs* Stop your crying. He'll be happier this way.

Yugi: *sends a death glare at Bakura*

Bakura: Have it your way. *walks back to the lab*

Yami: O.o Why's he on your shoulder and not Yugi's?

Bakura: `Cause I'm cooler than Yugi.

Yami: This is true…

Yugi: *sneezes*

Marik: So why'd you suddenly start liking him?

Bakura: He's going to be my apprentice. I'll train him to be a master of stealth and torture, just like me.

Malik: Good luck training a monkey.

Bakura: I'll have you know that he's already pretty smart in both fields. Ono, I give you permission to attack him.

Ono: *nods and jumps at Malik*

Kirei: He asked for it…

Rikoh: *nods in agreement*

Ryou: Ugh… where am I?

Honda: Um… In Malik's secret lab, conveniently located in Rikoh's attic?

Ryou: Malik has a secret lab?

Marik: Well, it's not very secret anymore.

Ryou: What time is it?

Jou: *looks at his watch* About… 8:30 PM, why?

Ryou: O.O How'd it get that late without my knowing? Was I out for the past 9 hours?!

Kirei: Um, no, you were being hyper and insane.

Ryou: *pauses to think* I remember talking to Bakura in the kitchen and then… Oh….

Rikoh: Yeah, that's about the time that your hyperness came about.

Ryou: I have to be more alert. >.> And what's with Otogi?

Kirei: I accidentally cut off his ponytail and he's still sulking about it.

Ryou: *walks over to Otogi and takes out a random pair of scissors*

Honda: What is he doing?

Jou: Dunno…

Ryou: Perfect!

Otogi: *hair is now shorter and even and better looking*

Rikoh: Wow, he actually looks better than before. Have you ever thought of becoming an hair stylist, Ryou?

Ryou: Yeah, but Bakura threatened to cut off my hair if I did.

Rikoh/Kirei: *glare at Bakura*

Bakura: What? I don't want people thinking he's queer or something.

Rikoh: There's nothing wrong with queerness.

Bakura: There is when he's my hikari.

Kirei: That's just horrible!

Rikoh: Ryou, I promise you that you can be a hair stylist and I won't let Bakura cut off your hair if you do.

Ryou: Really? Yey! ^_^ *runs out to apply for a beauty school*

Yami: That was… odd.

Jou: I always knew he was too feminine to be straight…

Bakura: Come on, Ono. We're leaving. *walks out as Ono jumps on his shoulder*

Marik: Where's my hikari?

Malik: @_@ *unconscious from Ono's beating*

Marik: -_-;;; Pathetic.

Yugi: Well, he is from South America. Just like Ryoko here!

Jou: Ah! Another monkey?!

Yugi: Yup! This was Ono's girlfriend. They must have broken up when they got to Japan `cause she just stuck her tongue out at him as we passed.

Honda: I see. Well, I hope this one won't steal our stuff.

Yugi: Well, she didn't steal anything when we were in South America…

Yami: No, but she did like to sleep on my sleeping bag…

Yugi: Maybe she'll like your bed!

Yami: Not funny.

Rikoh: Well, this seems to be wrapping up nicely. Anzu and Sai are in the Shadow Realm, Ryou's going to beauty school, and two monkeys found their way into my abode. So can everyone who doesn't live here leave?

Marik: Oh, that's so nice of you to just kick us out.

Rikoh: *picks up a left over flamethrower* I'm tired and there's no more sugar in my system. Do not mess with me.

All who do not reside in the house: *run out quickly*

Otogi: *staring at himself in a handheld mirror* This is really not that bad. I might really grow on this. Ryou has to come home from beauty school to give me regular haircuts.

Rikoh: *sweatdrop*

~END~

Wow, that took a while to type. My fingers are cramping. ^^;;;; So, I'd like to give a thanks to Yamifanner and The_queen_of_anime for inspirational ideas. Arigatou! *bows* Here's your sugary fruit juice! *tosses one to each of the aforementioned reviewers* And of course, I must give recognition to my sister who helped to inspire the whole monkey with sunglasses thing. Just a note that I forgot to say, Sai was based off someone I actually know in real life. The word “sai” actually translates to “over enthusiastic,” so it was very fitting for both the real life and story versions of her.

To thank reviewers of this grand finale, I'm giving away jumbo bags of cotton candy! ^_^

Arigatou to all who have stuck with me even with my inconsistent updating. That's also for those who read but just didn't review.