Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ insanity ❯ the wedding ( Chapter 6 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

insanity6



lynn- hello everybody, we here dicussing how much SUGAR ROX!!!!!!!!!

yugi-hehehehe sugar is the best and you can irish dance and no one thinks you're weird!

ryou- hey i talk about irish dancing*starts to beat the crap out of yugi*

yami- hey stop it*jumps into the fight too*

bakura-stupid pharaoh leave my light alone*bakura jumps into on rising brawl*

random chick- hey y'all, i heard y'all talkin' 'bout how sugar is good eatin's, but did y'all know that sugar makes you fat?

everyone-*silence, stares at random chick wondering if she is telling the truth*

tea,mai-*come running*omg we both gained 20 pounds in a matter of seconds

everyone-*running aroung flailing arms*

yami- no my beloved sugar you people are insane it tastes good it can't be evil

kaiba- hey wait, hold up. lynn don't you hate tea and mai???

lynn- i think hate is such a.....weak word for it

kaiba- lynn do you control the sugar

lynn- yes*looking perplexed*

kaiba- can't sugar do anything???

lynn- oh ya, i forgot this when i was thinking about my hate for tea and mai,and i was eating sugar thinking evil things

random chick- i think y'all are mistacken, sugar makes you fat, come on y'all sing with me f-a-t-t-y you ate to much sugar on pie you fatty hey hey hey you fatty

malik- are we just going to let her insult us? *everyone lead by malik starts to beat up random chick*

yami- see i told you something that good can't be evil

julie- hey peoples*comes in with chris*

chris- hello

joey-hey you guys want to help us beat the crap out of some random chick that says sugar can make you fat, and that we are all fat, we are not going to take this, we have to stand up and fight for our beliefs

yugi- you know joey that has to be the longest thing i have ever heard you say before

joey- *falls down with that little sweat drop on his head*

julie- guys i think she's dead, and besides can't you remember

lynn- remember what, omg don't tell me it's...it's....it's.. your birthday....omg julie i'm so sorry i forgot *gives julie a big hug*

julie-ummm.....lynn don't you remember, it's your wedding, my birthday isn't til halloween

kaiba- hey you're right, where the hell is the priest. yami i thought you said you would deal with that

yami - i did cheese. now will everyone get ready for the wedding, i planned it myself!!!

lynn- ok we're all ready, so where is the priest?

yami- hello i'm the freakin' pharaoh, i think i can deal with one wedding

tristen-*appears, looking like he was run over* hey some one just tried to run me over!!

joey- oh darn it looks like it didn't work either!!!!

yami- oh that guy wasn't supposed to miss

lynn- yami that is kinda mean even though it is really just tristen

kaiba- yo i'm getting really bored can this wedding just get started*kaiba is saying this while muttering to himself*once this is over i will control the magic sugar, and i will control the world

lynn- oh hunny you look so cute when you are plotting evil things

yugi- i got an idea, why don't lynn and kaiba just eat sugar, and think about being married, won't that just save us all this time.

tea- yes, lyndsay why didn't you think about that before, you are the magic sugar fairy after all. i mean do you get all your great ideas from poor innocent yugi.*tea puts arm around yugi's shoulder*

yugi- hey &#$%@ get your %$#@!&* arm off of my %$#@!&* shoulder

yami- i see those lessons with the sugar haven't really helped at all with your swearing problems

yugi- yes they %$#@!&* have now i only say a few swear word i used to say so %$#@!&* many ones

lynn- that's great really but can we center attention on seto and me it's our wedding not yugi telling us what progress he has made. but great job yugi keep up the hard work. come on seto let's just go get my magical sugar and think about being married. oh and tea, i do get a lot of great ideas from yugi cuz you don't seem to offer any.

kelso- BURN!!!!!!!*michael kelso from that 70's show just appeared did his signature word, then disappeared, and since then no one has heard a single "burn!" from him yet*

malik, marik, bakura, ryou- he was so right hahaahhahahaha

kaiba- i love my new wife she is so mean, she will be so powerful at my side at the head of the kaiba corp. * kisses lynn on the lips, a priest appears, does that thing priests do and disappeared*yeah now i'm finally in control of......*is suddenly cut off by lynn*

lynn- oh come on seto dearest lets go and pick out a new pattern for our room. hmmmm... i love saying that...our room....our room....our room*lynn's constent talking slowly dies away as she and kaiba drive away*

yugi- %$#@ that was %$#@!&* annoying

yami- yugi!!!!!

yugi- what the %$#@ did i do this time, did i turn your pink underwear blue again, cuz you know i'm %$#@!&* sorry about it...upps i wasn't supposed to meantion that was i?*yugi starts running so quickly be followed very closely by yami*


the end
*evil laughter* ok so i might be lieing for the zillionth time....but you never know!!! mhuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*cough cough*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahaha*cough cough cough cough* ok i think i need to breath so i think i'll leave it at that length of my evil laugh. but it could return mhuhahahahaha see i told you so