Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ insanity ❯ more random insanity ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: lynzben

insanity7

lynn-hello everyone, lynn here.....coming to you from school. that annoying thing that your mom makes you gte up for every weekday

kaiba-yes i know school is evil but so am i and you do love me??*lynn and kaiba kiss*

ash-pda, ben how many times have i gotta tell ya no pda!!!!

lynn-omg hey ash, i haven't seen you in forever, i didn't even think you were smart enough to be in my leauge!!!!

kaiba-lynn...who is this and why are they calling you ben??

lynn-this is my total best friend, ben is an abrevation of my last name

yugi-i thought julie and chris were your bestfriends*says suddenly appearing with everyone else!!!!*

lynn-well....julie was so bossy and chris loved bossy julie. after i got rid of them i though evil thoughts eating sugar!!!*insert high pitched evil laugh*

everyone-i hope you never do that to me!!*gaint sweat marks appearing*

ash-hey ben why don't we skip today and go do something actually fun?

yami-can it involve sugar??? but not a quest for the missing sugar again it brings up bad memories, those were dark days, dark days*yami starts crying*

everyone-yeah living with out sugar, we had to have artifical sugar substatute

ash-hey i didn't know you had a friend named everyone..oh well. hey guys why don't we go to the park then get pizza then go to the movies?

lynn-yeah sounds great, we can do cartwheels and everything!!*starts to jump up and down continueously*

kaiba-lynn, darling could you stop that it's scaring the norms

lynn-ok...but when no one is around i can jump all i want to the voices in my head....right? come everyone let's go to the park!!!*starts leading everyone to the park*

ryou-ok lynn you can now jump all you want

lynn-nope i'd rather do a cartwheel....hey hey hey i got an idea why don't we have a cartwheel conpetetion*says with evil gleam in her eyes*

yami-yeah that was would be great......i'll win for sure!!!

marik-how are you so sure of that???

yugi-well remember when yami was dressing in all pink for that little while, well he got obsessed with gymnastics so he took it, and made me go too!!

bakura-awwww, ain't that cute the little itty bitty pharaoh did gymnastics with his light, do you want me to carry you the rest of the way to the park, we don't want you to want to hurt yourself...hahahhahaha

ryou-hey everyone since bakura is making fun of yami for that you want ot know what he did??*looks at everyone nodding their head really fast* well bakura did ballet for 3 years. he was the swan princess at his last little play!!!!

everyone-*laughing hystically*

malik-at least me and marik never did anything embarassing like that

yami-can we please get on with this??

ash-ok kaiba and i'll be the judges, ok one at a time...you first joey, good 5.6.....tristen, 2.3.....tea,0......yami,8.9...lynn.......

lynn-ok it's my turn*does the cartwheel and all you can hear is RIP!!!!*

kaiba-hunny everyone can see your underwear, do you want my gaint trench coat so no one can see your pink underwear under your black cloths????*trying hard not to laugh*

lynn-ummmmm......hahahahaha...if..haha..it's not...hahaha...that much trouble...hahhahahahahahahahaha....for you???? please...hahahaha

yugi-hahaha lynn's underwear matches yami's underwear today!!!*sees yami's evil glare* i'm sorry...nooooo!!*starts to run madly away from yami*

ryou-lynn why don't you eat some sugar that way you don't need kaiba's trench coat???

lynn-that's a great idea ryou*goes to get her sugar* nooooo!! my sugar is missing!!!*unknown to lynn yami had taken the sugar recently and now has it in his back pocket*

yami-oh no!!! not again....i guess it is time for the holy sugar quest again!!!!*laughing to himself*

lynn-i guess so..come on let's go

kaiba-lynn, darling, do you still need my coat????

lynn-nah i can live...i think

everyone-*looking high and low for the magic sugar yet again*

radom guy-hey sweety i can see your lovely underwear...will you be mine??

kaiba-*running to radom guy* that's my wife *beats him up good* well that felt good!!!!!

radom guy- well i don't think i'll ever talk to women again, i think i'll just go gay, yes that works*walks away distrubing everyone*

lynn-honey you have changed yet another person's sexual prefe...*stops suddenly*why are you guys all staring at me?

bakura-you said sexual.....hehehe i just said it too!!! hahahaha

ash-god you guys are worse than the kids in my gr.5 class!!

lynn- ash you're older than me, and you're still in gr.5...wait i thought you had already passed that grade???

kaiba-lynn you used to go to school with this wacko?*sweat drop*

lynn-sadly yes

yugi-did you give her all the answers like you give that dumbass yami over there the answers too??

yami-yugi i'm not a dumbass, if anyone is it's you*suddenly jumps on yugi and tries to beat him up*

yugi-that ain't going to happen*beats up yami really well and then suddenly pulls the magic sugar from yami's pocket*

lynn-you little #@$%&*$#^#^#@!$#@%$#^ give me the !@$@#$^ sugar back!!!!!

marik,malik,bakura-hahaha you said sexual earlier and now you said really big bad swear words, you rock!!!!!!

kiaba-i know she does, that's why i love her

lynn-yupp so now that we have nothing to do i'm starved*directs the group to the nearest pizza joint* then they walked to the movies to see harry potter, and lynn had forgotten all about her pants until the random guy passed by again, muttering about him loving men!!

malik-does that still not bother anyone, not anyone?????

everyone-not at all we've gottne used to it, haven't you??

the end again, but you know the drill, it's never going to end never!!!