Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insert Cool Yu-Gi-Oh! Related Title ❯ Chapter Twenty-six: Remember Kids, Just Say No! ( Chapter 26 )

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No, I don't own any Yu-Gi-Oh! related stuff. If I did, the YuGiOh! cast would be special unlockable characters in Super Smash Brothers Melee for Gamecube! Mmmm… Gamecube….

//Are the yami mentally speaking to their hikari.//
/Are the hikari mentally speaking to their yami./
And Italics are thoughts.

Chapter Twenty-six: Remember Kids, Just Say No!

"OK," Mokuba whispered to Jounouchi. "You stay here. Wish me luck. I'm going in."

Jounouchi nodded as he saw Mokuba take a deep breath, plaster on an oh-so-innocent smile, and walk into Kaiba's office. Mokuba left the large arching doors open by just a slight notch, so that Jounouchi could hear the conversation. Mostly though he could hear the sound of very rapid typing.

"Yoh! Nii-sama!"

"Hm?" The blond heard the apathetic reply of the CEO of Kaiba Corp.

"You thirsty? I figured you would be. Look! I brought you some water!"

"Hm."

"OK, I'll put it right here. Remember, it`s advisable to drink at least eight glasses of water a day to stay hydrated and healthy!"

"Hmph."

"OK! Bye! Ja ne!"

Jounouchi moved to the side as Mokuba stepped out. "Think he bought it?" he asked, quickly closing the double doors.

Mokuba shrugged. "Only one way to find out. Follow me!"

* * * * * * * * * *

Kaiba looked up to where the doors had closed behind Mokuba. Then his attention switched to the glass of water. "Hm…?" He opened one of his desk drawers and pulled out a small cube shaped device. From it, he pulled a long, thin, clear, glass rod and dipped it into the water. A tiny green light blinked on and the small cube device started labeling the different contents of the water on the grey display screen. Suddenly, a bright red light came on. "Hmph. Just as I figured." He quickly tossed the cube device back into the desk drawer and continued typing completely ignoring the water.

* * * * * * * * * *

"He's not drinking any!" Mokuba fisted his hands and slammed them down onto the computer console.

"Maybe he's not thirsty?" Jounouchi suggested as he continued staring at Kaiba through the monitor. He glanced around and noticed the countless other computer screens all displaying various parts of the Kaiba mansion. Mokuba had told him that there where hidden cameras all over the place.

The raven haired kid growled. "No… I think he figured it out. Bastard! How dare he not trust me!?"

Jounouchi sweat dropped. "Um…"

* * * * * * * * * *

A random maid walked through the kitchen and noticed a large, clear, crystal pitcher of deliciously chilled water sitting on the marble island table. "Hm? I suppose Mokuba-sama left the water out again. Oh, well. I`ll put it away for him." The nice, young woman smiled as she placed the pitcher back into the refrigerator, and continued on her way out. It was time for the hired help to leave. Normally, she would have made dinner for the two Kaiba brothers, but for some odd reason the master of the house, the Frost Prince himself, had asked her, along with everyone else in the household, to leave early that night. "Oh, well. I guess they're eating out tonight."

* * * * * * * * * *

"Yeah," Mokuba sighed. "He isn't going to touch that water. Damn him, and his sixth sense!"

"So, what now?" Jounouchi asked while twirling about in one of the swivel chairs. "Keep waiting?" Personally, he didn't mind. Swiveling in the swivel chair was very amusing. And so was staring at Kaiba.

The black haired kid just shrugged. "Naw. Let's go play video games! Ever play Super Smash Brothers Melee on a screen bigger than an average apartment house?"

The blonds eyes widened. "No."

"Wanna?"

"Hell, yes!"

"Groovy! Let's go!"

"Awesome!"

* * * * * * * * * *

Look at them there… All comfy and touchy-feely!

Bakura glared at Yami and Yugi who were in each others arms. They were sitting together on the large sofa across from Ryou who was sitting on the smaller couch. Bakura was sitting by himself. He turned to look at Ryou. All by himself. Then looked at Yami and Yugi again. Yami smirked at him. And grinned.

Bastard! Look at him! Rubbing it in my face!!

Ryou smiled as he heard Yugi's cheerful laugh. It was good seeing him happy again. Yami held the smaller boy possessively in his lap and had the nicest smile on his face. According to Ryou anyway.

//You know,// Bakura spoke up. //I'm sure you two have a place of your own. You know, a place where you two can go to. As in now? As in, get the hell out of-//

"Bakura!"

//What?!// Bakura defensively snapped back at Ryou. //He's doing it on purpose!// the tomb robber whined as he accused Yami.

Ryou crossed his arms and looked annoyed at the other white haired boy.

Yugi laughed softly. "Actually, we do have to get going. It's getting late and Ji-chan doesn't even know we're here. Um, do you mind if I call him?"

//You can't,// Bakura glared.

//Hey!// Yami glared back. //You don't have to be a jerk about it!//

//I'm not being a jerk, you punk ass. The phone's dead. I killed it.// Bakura smiled in fond recollection. And that it inconvenienced Yami's hikari only brighten the smile.

"Uh… Actually, I bought a new one," Ryou sheepishly informed the other.

//What?! When?!//

"Yugi, it's in the room over there," Ryou motioned towards his left.

//I can't believe you got another one!// Bakura yelled. //And behind my back?!// His anger only heightened by the aggravating smirk that graced Yami's face.

/Well, we need a phone, Bakura,/ Ryou tried to explain.

The white haired yami growled but said nothing as he fell back into the loveseat.

I'll just kill it tomorrow.

"Thanks," the tri color haired boy spoke as he hurried to the phone.

//Take your time, Aibou,// Yami still wore that plastered smirk on his face as he called out to his hikari.

Bakura shot daggers at him.

I think I'll kill him too.

* * * * * * * * * *

Mokuba imitated Peach's high pitched voice as he jumped on top of the coffee table and did a little twirl in his imaginary princess dress. "Oh, did I win?"

"Shut-up," Jounouchi deadpanned. "How the hell are you so damn good with Peach anyway?! She sucks!"

The raven haired boy gasped. "She does not!! You suck! And besides, that's not Peach."

Jounouchi raised an eyebrow and looked back at the mammoth big screen displaying what appeared to be a cocky Peach in a yellow dress. "Looks like Peach to me."

"Yes, but see, you suck."

The blond coughed as though he were choking on water. "What?! What does that have anything to do with-?!"

"Any lowly fool can obviously tell that that's Daisy!"

"Who?"

"Daisy!" Mokuba yelled. "You know, the Mexican Peach from SarasaraLand!" Jounouchi scratched his head in confusion. Mokuba sighed, jumped off of the coffee table and sat back down next to Jounouchi. He hit start and they both chose their characters once more. Mokuba went with Daisy again and Jounouchi this time picked Marth "Daisy is my lover," Mokuba calmly stated. Jounouchi busted out into another awkward coughing fit. The black haired kid took the opportunity to pick the F-Zero Grand Prix Mute City stage. "And this stage was our honeymoon," he grinned.

"That's…" The blond frowned. "Very disturbing."

Mokuba chuckled as he used Daisy`s ass to kick Marth`s ass. "Yeah, well, Nii-sama has a thing for Zelda!"

"Zelda?! Wait, I like her too. Zelda`s cool." The blond recounted as he was sent flying.

"Yeah. Nii-sama likes her because she can grow a cock." Jounouchi dropped his controller and broke down into another hacking, coughing fit. "Are you OK?" Mokuba asked nonchalantly as he sent a now defenseless Marth flying. Again. "You need water, or something?"

"Actually… Yes." Jounouchi spoke as he got up and rushed out of the room hiding a rather very visible blush.

* * * * * * * * * *

Kaiba stepped out of his office and walked into the kitchen. He set the glass of water that Mokuba had given him next to the sink as he quickly opened the refrigerator. Concentrating on his work was hard enough as it was knowing fully well that there was a certain dumb, blond boy in his household, but it was near impossible with that glass of deliciously cool and refreshing water taunting him. Especially after that sandwich Mokuba had made.

Hmm…? Let's see? Coke? No. Lemonade? No. Cranberry Juice? No. Dom Pérignon? No. Mountain Dew? No. Crab juice? No- Ugh! Gross! Why the hell do we have that?! Ugh, Mountain Dew?! Disgusting! Hm? What was I looking for again? Ah, there it is. Water!

The brunette took out a sparkling pitcher of beautifully clear, chilled water and set it on the table counter top. He took out a clean glass and poured himself a full cup. He took a small sip. Then drank the whole thing down in one long gulp. At that exact moment, he heard Mokuba and Jounouchi's voice.

Hm. They're coming here. Should I stay? Should I go back to work? I… Why am I asking myself this? What do I care. Hmph. I have work to do.

Kaiba placed the empty glass in the sink and rushed out of the kitchen. In his haste he had forgotten to empty out the glass of water he had brought with himself from his office.

Oh, well. It's not like anyone's going to drink it.

Jounouchi busted in from the opposite side of the room at just that moment, insatiably looked around for something to drink. Anything. He was near choking and he needed something quick. He spotted the drugged water on the table top. It looked so good, he was actually tempted to drink some, but reminded himself that that would most likely be a bad idea. Then he saw another glass full of crystal clear water sitting besides the sink. "That looks good, " he spoke out loud as he inspected it and chugged it without a second`s glance. "Ah! That hit the spot!"

"Sheesh!" Mokuba exclaimed as he made his way towards Jounouchi. "You'd think you were dying of thirst or something!"

Jounouchi grinned. "I was choking, so sue me!"

Mokuba waived it off. "Hmph. I think you were just tired of me kicking your ass at Melee."

"Yeah right!" the blond laughed as he ran over to the other boy and ruffled up his hair.

"Ah! Stop! You'll mess up my hair!" Mokuba laughed as he dodged Jounouchi's hand and ran towards the island table. "Oh, hey, look. The stuff's still here. Almost forgot about it," he motioned to the pitcher of drug water. "I should throw this away before someone accidentally drinks it," the black haired boy said as he dumped the contents out into the sink.

"Yeah," Jounouchi agreed as he licked the last few drops from the glass he still held in his hand. "That wouldn't be good at all, huh?"

Mokuba grinned. "Actually, that would depend on your definition of good... Heh."

* * * * * * * * * *

//Leave already, damned it!// Bakura yelled as Ryou said his good bys to Yami and Yugi at the door. //About damned time!//

/Bakura! That was rude,/ Ryou chastised as he closed the door.

//And Yugi's short.// Bakura snapped. //I'm so glad we're both very perceptive people. Now, if you don't mind, let's go to your bedroom and make out. Now.//

Ryou crossed his arms. /No! You're being mean./

//What?! Agh!! For the love of Ra!// the tomb robber pulled at his hair. //I can't take this anymore!! Hikari, either you march into your room right now and strip for me, or I'm raping you right here and right now on the living room floor! You understand!?!//

Ryou blushed as his eyes widened. Although not entirely from fear. /But… But…/

//Times up!//

/What-?!/ Ryou squeaked as the white haired spirit appeared behind him and roughly pulled him into a crushing embrace. Then ripped his shirt off. /Ahh!! Stop! What are you doing?! I liked that shirt! Oh God! Stop!!!/ he screamed as Bakura's hands found their way to his crotch. "Bakura, stop it!!"

//Fine then. You take them off!//

/No! I don't want to do it like this!!/ the white haired angel exclaimed as he tried futilely to cover his exposed skin with his arms. He backed away, but despite his own words, the boy was getting rather turned on.

//I don't think so,// Bakura spoke as he licked his lips. //Besides, I'm only claiming my prize.//

Ryou was getting very nervous as Bakura strutted over towards him. /What prize?! What are you talking about!?/ He suddenly fell into the couch as he backed up into it.

The ancient spirit grinned. //My reward. Remember? I'm claiming my prize. I'm claiming you.//

* * * * * * * * * *

Yugi walked down the lamp lit streets of Domino. On his face was stitched an impossibly huge smile. He was also humming a little tune and bobbing his head from side to side. Unseen by all though, a spirit that looked exactly like him, except slightly taller and with more blond, walked with his arms around the other's shoulders.

//Aibou?//

/Hm? Mohitsuori No Boku?//

Yami smiled and rested his head against Yugi's shoulder, nuzzling his neck. //Watashi aishiteru, Aibou.//

Yugi blushed at the action and had to fight to keep from letting his eyes tear up. /I.. I love you too, Yami-kun./

//I'll love you forever.//

Yugi smiled and closed his eyes. /Forever./

* * * * * * * * * *

That's odd…

Kaiba blinked a few times as he stared at his computer monitor.

Since when is my font lime green?

Kaiba shook his head and rubbed the back of his neck as he leaned back into his chair. He took a deep breath and let it out slowly.

Maybe I've just been working to hard? Mokuba does mention that all the time.

He glanced at the large elaborate wall clock hanging next to the doors and snorted.

It's not even midnight! I should be nowhere near tired yet! Hmph!

The young CEO snapped his head back into gear and continued typing. He ignored the odd sensations his body began having. He even managed to ignore the lime green font. He also ignored the way his typing began to sound strangely a lot like the Danube Waltz. But he did draw the line once the letters started dancing, and swaying in rhythm. "OK… Something is not right here because letters are not supposed to dan- Ah! Mokuba!" Kaiba sat up and slammed his fist onto the desk's top.

He drugged me! Again!

Unfortunately, Mokuba already had a rather annoying habit of doing this to his brother. Usually, though, it at least had founded reasons, but this time Kaiba couldn't think of any.

Ugh! That little demon! I'll make him pay! Tomorrow. Right now… I better get to bed before I pass out and drool all over the keyboard.

* * * * * * * * * *

Jounouchi yawned. Then stretched. Mokuba had suggested that they watch a movie on the big screen, and because that was more equivalent to going to the movies with in-home convenience, the blond could not resist the offer.

Hell, he even has his own personal popcorn making machine right next to the Slushy machine!

The blond yawned again. Mokuba noticed this time. "Tired?"

Jounouchi shrugged as he blinked away the sleep. "I guess, maybe. Actually… I don't think I'm going to be able to sit through a commercial, much less a movie. I think… I'm gonna go hit the hay. You don't mind do you?"

Mokuba shrugged. "No, it's cool. We can do stuff tomorrow. Come on. Follow me. I'll show you to a guest room-"

"The one next to Kaiba's right?" the blond cut in.

"Uh… Actually, I was going to put you in the one farthest away from him-"

"But Kaiba said that I was going to stay in that one," the blond insisted.

"Yeah, but-"

"I wanna stay in Kaiba's room."

"… Are you feeling alright?" Mokuba walked up to the blond and felt his forehead. "Hm, seems fine."

"I'm fine. So's Kaiba, heh. Heh heh. Kaiba's fine, Ha ha ha ha… Wow, you're hair is black," Jounouchi stuck his nose in Mokuba's hair. "I can smell the rainbow!"

Mokuba frowned and backed away. "Um…Wait….. You drank the water didn't you?" the shorter kid deadpanned as he shook his head. "Ugh… That's not good."

* * * * * * * * * *

Kaiba got up and shuffled to the door. If this was anything like the last time, he'd be out in a few minutes. He had to make it to his room first! And without bumping into his brother if possible.

Or… Or..? Wasn't there someone else here too? Some… Person? Someone else? Um..? Who was it..? Jou…? Jo.. Joe? John..? No. Something else… Jim.. Jonny… Jounoi..? Uh..? Oh, who cares.

Kaiba swore about his room being to far away as he stumbled up the stairs towards it. Luckily, he didn't encounter anyone along the way and he sighed as he literally fell onto his bed. "Ahh… This feels nice," he spoke as he pulled himself over the silk sheets and started peeling off layers of his clothing. First his long trench coat. Then his skin tight, black, long sleeved, turtle neck, followed by his rather constricting pair of black pants. "Mmm…" he sighed feeling a lot better suddenly. "Ah… The sheets are so cool… And smooth… And they smell so good… I miss Jounouchi." Kaiba suddenly sat up.

What? Did I just say?! I did not just say what I think I hope I didn't just say… Yeah. It's the exhaustion. Oh, and the drugs. Yeah. The drugs. I'm going to go pass out now. Sleep. And then kill Jounouchi, I mean Mokuba, and then… Then I'll…

Kaiba fell back into his bed sheets. His eyes slowly closed.

Then… Jounouchi… I'll… Mmmm…. Jou…

* * * * * * * * * *

Mokuba led a drowsy blond up the stairs, and down the hall. "Seriously! Why the hell did you drink the water!? My God, you`re heavy! I mean, what the hell were you thinking!?"

Jounouchi grinned. "I was thirsty."

The raven haired boy sighed. "No wonder Nii-sama thinks you're an idiot."

"Eh?" Jounouchi looked hurt. "He thinks I'm an idiot?"

"No, he thinks you're a Mongolian bun."

Jounouchi wasn't to sure of what to make of that, so he shrugged and simply smiled. "Oh! It's Kaiba's room!" he squealed and darted off towards the dark and heavy wooden doors.

"Ah!" Mokuba caught up with him and steered him away from the double doors. "No! Do not go in there! Bad Jounouchi!" He led him a bit further down the hall and open another set of doors. "In here."

"Aw…" Jounouchi pouted, but walked in anyway. Mokuba turned on the light. "Oh, my God! Sugoi!!!" the blond practically shouted. The entire room was meticulously decorated in an odd clash of modern convenience and old world taste. Elegant mirrors were set along the walls and reflected the light and golden splendor off of all the decor. A mahogany set of intricately carved wardrobes and dressers lined the cream colored walls lavished with a vast array of candles and exuberant gold frames. A petit bureau adjacent an old, long, dark wood table and crimson Victorian styled chattel sofas with white silk draped on the sides was set up to the left of the room, with a tall heavyset bookcase containing large volumes of elegant leather bound books with gold inscriptions. White delicate curtains with red borders and tassels hung from the walls, regardless of windows, strung up in curving arches, framing the mirrors. A large set of iron cast gold curved glass doors led out into what appeared to be a huge terrace with many exotic looking plants and flowers. It was dark and large palm leafs obscured the bright light of the starry night forming beautiful silhouettes of dark against dark, dotted in shinning pixels of white. At the center of the room against the back wall, the floor elevated in a semi circle finally finishing off with a glamorous four post dark wood bed with red and white satin curtains drawn up alongst the sides. Soft and fluffy red pillows lined the rich, silk, cream sheets as a double border, gold hemmed comforter billowed from the bed`s edge and flowed down the raised floor like the veil of a wedding dress. Jounouchi was speechless.

"Don't leave you mouth open. You'll catch flies," Mokuba grinned.

Unfortunately, in the blonde's current state of mind, he, for a split second, thought Mokuba was actually giving him sound advice and quickly closed his mouth. "Oh."

"Did you bring a change of clothes or… Are you borrowing Nii-sama's?"

Jounouchi shook his head as he stumbled on over towards the beautiful bed, delicately running his hands over the fine wood. "I'm just gonna sleep in this."

"Uh… You sure? I can go get a change of clothes from Nii-sama's room-"

"No, I'm fine," the blond insisted as he sat in the soft bed and laid back.

Holy hell! The sheets are made of silk!? That's awesome!! I wonder if Kaiba sleeps in a room like this? Probably better. I bet he sleeps in silk too… Mmm… I bet his skin feels like silk…

"Hey, Mokuba…?"

"Yeah?"

Jounouchi could hear the boy's voice was closer to him. "On second thought, could you get me a change? If it's not to much trouble?"

"Non at all! I'll be right back!" The blond could hear the other kid scuttle off.

I bet he wouldn't be so eager to get me those clothes if he knew the real reason why I wanted them…

* * * * * * * * * *

Mokuba nonchalantly walked into Kaiba's room. He opened a few of his brothers drawers looking for a night shirt and a pair of pants, or something Jounouchi could wear. "This should do it." He closed the drawers and was about to turn away when he hear some rustling in the sheets. "Eh?" The raven haired boy lightly stepped over to Kaiba's bed and pulled one of the curtains out of the way. "Eh? Nii-sama?" Mokuba crawled into the bed and went over to his brother's side. "Ne, Nii-sama?" Mokuba gently shook Kaiba's frame. His older brother did nothing in response.

Hm? I guess… He must have drunk some of the water after we left? That's odd.

Mokuba shifted a bit of Kaiba's hair behind his ear. He stared at his brother's sleeping form. He was sleeping so soundly.

It's not like you don't know... I know you know.

Mokuba's small hand continued down Kaiba's face, tracing his jaw line in little swirling patterns.

You know perfectly well, don`t you, why it is that I drug you?

Small fingers outlined the brunette's slightly parted lips.

And it makes me sad… Knowing that this is the only way…

The smaller boy slowly leaned in and let his mouth touch the other boy's.

…That I'll ever get near you.

Mokuba sat up and gathered the clothes in his hands. He sighed loudly and got up and left his brother`s room.

Sleep well Nii-sama. I'll lock your door for you.

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Yohhh!!!!!
Long time, ne? Gooooomen!!! I've been so distracted! *sigh* Such annoying crap has happened. First, my cousins came to visit. And my aunts. Then my uncle. And I've been sleeping on the couch for over a month now (not that I really mind that, actually). Everyone's gone now. Finally. Except for one aunt and my grandma. Meh. Ah! And my brother and his friends found a baby `possum! I've been caring for it, but, I'm gonna take it to the Wildlife Rehab place so that he has the best chances of survival… Oh, but it is sooooo cute!! Did you know that baby `possums don't make any sounds except for a sneezing "'chew" sound!? It's so adorable! I'm gonna be sad when it's gone. Oh, and my Ryou Fish is sick. I think it's gone crazy. It swirls around and smacks into things and then buries its head into a pile of rocks and then kind of… Lays there. *sigh* Ah! And my yahoo email account suddenly stopped working!! And that same day, my eBay account got suspended and I have no idea why because I haven`t done anything wrong, and I can`t check my email to find out why!! Agh!! Now I can't check my email or eBay (verb tense). Oh! Woe is me!!! And to make matters worse, I lost my will to write or do anything! And O-Chibicon's in two weeks! I still have the better part of two outfits (Ascot from Magic Knight Rayearth, and Yue from Card Captor Sakura) to make! But this morning, I had an epiphany! Like a revelation! (Actually it was an… Interesting dream.) I know now how the fic is going to end!!! It's crazy too! I bet no one can guess it! But it's… Twisted. Bwahahahaha!!! Just ya'll wait! I figure this arc's got only about four more chapters left. I'll try my best to write them as fast as possible to get back on schedule! Then I'll start the second part of the story. And Guess who shows up? I'll give you a hint: he's tan and freakishly hot. And Egyptian. *grins* Now, if you'll excuse me. I have to go feed the baby `possum. He's `chewing.

DemonandGoddess
Glad you liked the fonts, ne! Yeah, my email is dead. I can't send you stuff! But, here's a cool link: http://www.sakura-crisis.net/translations/scanlations.html I can't remember if I sent it to you already. I suggest reading `Boys Next Door.' That one's great. Heh. Ne, I tried going to read 'Cake Day' but the link you gave me doesn't work. Is there a different link? Is it on MM.org? Oh, and as for the drugs… Well, I'm not sure yet actually. I figure it's a new kind that only rich people with connections can get. After all, this is Mokuba we're talking about, yo. The effects are rather evident though. Think 'date rape' drug. Only… It has an extra added effect which will come into play in the next chapter. You'll see what I mean…Heh.

Velvetina
I know Chinese is a punk to learn how to write in, but, Japanese isn't to bad… You just gotta learn three different alphabets… One of which has several thousands symbols… *sweat drop* Stupid kanji. Anywho, the baby 'possum's in a sock in my lap. It's uncomfortable warm. Yeah, it rained awhile ago and then got freakishly cold (which is amusing because it was freakishly hot this morning. So I'm keeping it warm. Also, I've discovered it likes blueberries. *grins* Oh, don't misunderstand Rafael. He's cool. In part because of him, Yami and Yugi get even closer. And yes, he does turn into a good guy. Eventually. Oh, and yes! Dartz does die a horrible and painful death! And, ironically, as a result, Yami becomes the next 'Jesus'! It's crazy! Crazy, I say! *laughs* You said bloky. You have no idea how incredibly amusing that is to me, heh. Oh! I was playing BESM yesterday, and we got to talking about anime good guys and bad guys. We reached the verdict that out of YuGiOh! Kaiba is the most self-sacrificing good bad guy! Because he's given up everything, even his own emotions, just to accheive his goal, which is to build a theme park for all the poor, and orphaned children of the world! How freakin' sweet is that!?! So, yes. I agree with you that Kaiba has to be a sweet guy… On the inside that is. Because on the outside, he's a jerk. Ahahaha!! That's my favorite part too! I love the way you re-worded it too! `"So you got together with Ryou beacuse you acted like me?" And Bakura was all like "argh."' Heh, heh. That's great! Ah, yes! Well, in one chapter in the manga, Mokuba uses poison to nearly kill everyone while playing a game, so I figure that's not to far from drugs, no da. So, yeah, according to me, Mokuba would have a vast knowledge of drugs and how to use them. It just makes sense if you ask me. Oh, my! I best stop writing now, heh! Ja!

JG-chan
Heh, heh. Yeah, Mokuba is evil. Have you read the manga? He's an evil, little, punk in it! And remember, I'm basing it off of both the manga and the Japanese version, so… Yeeeeah. Ah! Just wait for the after-effects of the drug... Heh, heh. Ooh?! You updated! Yay! I'll go read it right now! *sigh* Unfortunately, I can't get email updates anymore, wah! How annoying! I'll go read it now! Ja!

Saelbu
Heh. I figured not. Ah, you'll love the next chapter's crazy revelations… I'm so glad I get twisted ideas in my dreams! Hee! *blush* I'm sure you can come up with some pretty interesting ideas too! But I don't suggest you do so by ingesting drugs, heh. *winks at Mokuba and offers Saelbu some water* Thirsty? Hee.

Sakiyama
Hahaha!! I thought you'd react like that… Psst! I'll let you in on a secret…. Jou's gonna die in the next chapter… BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *cough* Yeah. But you'll like it. I promise. *grin* Oh, I forgot to add some messing with Honda in this chapter. I'll try to remember for next time, ne. Oh, and the reason why Bakura sounded cool while being nice was because… He's just THAT cool!! Yeah, he's awesome. I figure it's about time people realized that Bakura isn't completely evil… Of course, in this chapter he's a bad ass punk again. Ah… He's so awesome, ne? Heh. And I hope your writer's block went away!

Fallin Dark Angel
*sweat drop* Heh. Taking advantage of you? That's funny. Hell, That's what I do if Bakura ever got drunk. Heh. So what's happened as of late, ne?

Rowan Girl
Heh, heh. What can I say? It is part of my amazing BS-ing skill. Ah! I wish that they would have Japanese class in my school too! Ooh! It was a weird dream that inspired the ending of this fic! Ah, those kind of dreams are cool, ne. I wish I had more of those. It'd be like: "Ah!!! It's Bakura! He's gonna kill me!" and then "Wait, this is a dream… Come to me, my Bakura!" Heh…. That'd be awesome… *sigh* Your dream was interesting, though.

Sakayora
Yup! It was in my fridge! Ooh? Really!? I love mushrooms! Heh… Funny story: I was in my computer graphics design class once, and I was manipulating this mushroom picture. So this guy sitting next to says, "Oh, it's a mushroom." And I say, "Yeah, I like mushroom." So he looks at me and asks, "Really? You like them?" And I'm like, "Oh, yeah! I love mushrooms!" Then he stares at me and asks, "That's cool. How many do you usually take?" And I'm like, "Huh?" I wasn't until weeks afterwards, when I was listening to that song by Eminem about Mushrooms, that I finally realized he was talking about the drug commonly known as 'Mushrooms'! Heh. No wonder that guy was looking at me so oddly. Of course I just thought it was because of my purple hair! Heh. Oh, and yeah. Mokuba's going to get a lot… Scarier. Believe me. Ah! And yeah! Poor Bakura! I'm gonna keep that up till the very end, hahaha!!

Yami'sLover
Heh, heh. My grandma just shouted out the most amusing thing. She was trying to squish a bug, but the bug eluded her squishing ways, so then she shouted out, "Hijo de la guayaba!" Which translates to, "Son of the guayaba!" Heh, heh… I just thought that was funny… Anyway, yeah! Yami and Yugi are together! Everything is wonderful in the world! Or… Is it? Mwahahahaha!!! No, it's not! 'Cause Bakura hasn't screwed Ryou yet! Well, this is only part one of the overall fic. I figure about four more chapters till it's done. Then part two starts! Actually, the more I think about it… The more it seems that Jou and Kaiba are going to be the last to screw. *shrugs* Oh! Did you like the part where Mokuba and Jou are playing Melee? Ever played that before? Eh, really? A sense of humor? *weep* I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me! Ne, arigato! Oh, and yes, I was looking at the title and my brain automatically added the words together and spelled out `Yami never logged in' and I'm like, "I can see that…Wait… Oh! That's funny!" Heh, heh. Yeeeeeah.

RyokoMink
Yoh! I finally updated! And get those filthy thoughts out of your head! I keep misspelling the word 'those'. I keep typing 'thoes'. Thank the heavens for spell check, ne! Hey, hey…? Listen! Mwahahahaha!!! Ah!!! Ja ne, yo! Hey, has yahoo emailed you anything about my account status yet? I'm slowly not having things to do! Ooh! Hello Utena DVDs! Come to meeee!! Ah! No! Must resist urge to watch!! Hijo da la guayaba!!!!! Must sew! Need cloth! Must buy…. Gahhh!!!! And really bad eggs.

Sera
Ahoy my good mate! I've never seen you before. New around here? Heh. Don't worry, sailor. I'll make you comfy! *grin* Heh. Hope you liked the lime green font, heh, heh. *nods* I won't stop until it's done!

*+*+*Gemini*+*+*
Ooohhhh!!! *visibly shakes… like a chiwawa dog!* Eeee!!! Gifts!! Roses! And Plushies! Oh my! Yay!! This has made my night! *sheds tear* So damned greatsome!! *nod* I figure Bakura is freakin' tired of being interrupted, so he's going to take matters into his own hands, heh, heh… Next chapter! Hell, even I can't wait! But knowing me… He's still not going to get any, hahaha!!

*koumori wolf*
*salutes* Hai sensei! *squeals with delight and claps hands too* Oh! I love how you squealed with delight and clapped your hands too! That's awesome! In fact, in *+*+*Gemini*+*+*'s eternally interesting way of putting it, it's freakishly greatsome! Hee! I'm already working on the next chapter! I'll update as soon as possible!

Euphoria
Eee! Another new reviewer! Yay! Yeah, I love the KaibaXJou pair too! Originally it started off as a BakuraXRyou fic, but… It mutated! And without the need of toxic waste! Heh. Oh, and personally, I'm not to familiar with drugs and what they do, so I left it as a blank, but, it's kind of like a date rae drug, only with a few side effects. You'll see the side effects in the next chapter, heh… *wink*

Millenia
Whoooo!!! You said 'gosh`!?! That's… That's so wonderful! Heh, gosh! In honor of you, tomorrow I will respond to everything with a 'gosh' suffix or prefix. That's gosh-wonderful! Gosh-hell no! How gosh-ingly great! Hahaha! Ahhh… I'm a moron. OK. Hope you liked the new chapter too, ne!

Velvetina
Yoh! You're back right?! Looks like your trip when right through my hiatus, huh? Heh. *sweat drop* I didn't realize that my 'vacation' from writing had taken that long, geh. So… Where'd you go, ne? Did it involve the word 'pants' in any way? Do you find the word 'pants' amusing in any way? Are you giggling now because the word 'pants' has been said three times… In any way? *shakes head* Please ignore me. I have no idea what I'm talking about, heh. Really? You read the whole thing over? Wow! That's… That's…I'm touched. And it's not just the baby 'possum in my lap. Really! (I should probably put the 'possum back in his cage, heh.)

RyousGirl567
Heh. Bad Saki, bad! Heh, heh. Yeah, you ain't seen evil yet though. By the end of the fic, the premise for part two will be set in which Mokuba REALLY turns evil. But, you'll see! Just a few chapters left! Oh! Even I'm getting excited, ne!

Millenia
Oh! I was talking to RyokoMink and WashuLufa about this! I accept your challenge and raise you a- Oh, wait. It's not that kind of game is it? Heh, but yes! I accept your fic challenge! I'll have the first part up in… Um… I'm not sure when. No later than three weeks from now though. I'm already thinking about the mini-plot, heh, heh. "Hey look Yami! It's the mini-castle! Perfect for your mini-Princess Yugi!" "Urusei!!" Hahahahaha!!!! Or "Would you look at that, Pharaoh? It's like an entire Yugi sized wonderland!" "Shut up, Tomb Robber!" Oh, this is gonna be great!