Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insert Cool Yu-Gi-Oh! Related Title ❯ Chapter Twenty-seven: The Death of a Phone’s Brother ( Chapter 27 )

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//Are the yami mentally speaking to their hikari.//
/Are the hikari mentally speaking to their yami./
And Italics are thoughts.

Chapter Twenty-seven: The Death of a Phone's Brother

"Oh, Yugi!" Sugoroku exclaimed. "There you are!"

"Ah! Ji-chan!" Yugi shouted out surprised. He subconsciously brushed Yami off of himself, momentarily forgetting that his grandfather could not see the spirit.

"I was worried!" the old man continued. "You should know better than to worry an old fart like me, heh, heh."

"Ji-chan!" Yugi laughed as he fully entered the game shop. "Don't joke like that! You're not old!"

Sogoroku snorted. "Of course I'm not! Notice how my hair gives off that vibrant, young and healthy gray shine!" They both laughed. "Oh, Yugi, I'm old and I know it. So, where were you? I know you can take care of yourself quite nicely and all, but I'm just a bit curious," he winked and nudged the small boy. "Were you hanging out with that hot, young girl friend of yours, eh? The one with short hair and a body that-"

"Ji-chan!!" Yugi blushed as he noticed Yami laugh. "No!" he insisted. "I wasn't with Anzu, I was visiting Bakura Ryou."

"Oh," Yugi's grandpa shrugged. "Well, he's pretty too, I guess."

Yugi sweat dropped in confusion. "I'm not exactly sure what that's supposed to mean, but… Uh, I'm going to go upstarts and…" he glanced at Yami. "Do my homework now. Yeah. Ja!" Yugi waived and ran upstairs.

//Am I to assume that you just told a little, white lie, Aibou?//

Yugi shrugged. /Maybe./ The tri color haired boy walked into his room. /Somehow, I think it's better than telling Ji-chan the truth./

//And how is that?// the pharaoh asked watching the smaller boy lock his door. That was something he had never seen Yugi do before.

/Well, because, what I plan on doing is something I'd rather not tell my grandpa about./

//Would you tell me?// Yami was sitting on Yugi bed in a regal and statuesque manner.

Yugi grinned and blushed slightly. /I'd rather show you…/

A smirk spread through Yami's face. //Show me what, Aibou?//

The younger boy's face grew warmer as he began twiddling his fingers. /Well…/ He looked up to see his yami staring at him. He gulped and walked over to his partner.

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"Ahhhh!!!"

//Ryou! Get back here!//

"Noooo!!!!" Ryou yelled as he ran down the hallway shirtless. /Stay away!/

//Ryou!!// Bakura called after him. //I'm gonna catch you!//

"Ahh!" Ryou yelped as his yami materialized in front of him and snatched him into his arms. "Ah!! No! Let go!" Despite the immediate danger, Ryou couldn't help but burst out into a fit of giggles as Bakura proceeded to pretend to gnaw off his collarbone-

//Rarrgh!//

-And tickle him until he couldn`t breath anymore. "No fair!! Stop! I give up! Oh, god!! Stop! Haha!! I give! I give up!"

The ancient spirit promptly smirked and literally flung his other self over his shoulder and strutted down the hallway towards Ryou's bedroom. //That'll show ya' who's boss- Ahh!!!// Unfortunately, he had not counted on his hikari using the same dirty tactics on him.

"Tickle! Tickle! Tickle!" Ryou shouted before running off like the wind.

//What the hell?!// Bakura grimaced as he got back up off the floor. //Oh, oh! See, now you've done it! It's war!// He ran after his white haired hikari.

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Yugi closed his eyes as he felt Yami slowly pull him into his lap. They were both at the edge of Yugi's bed. The older spirit reached up and delicately caressed the tri color haired boy's face. Yugi fell into the touch, opening his eyes. He leaned into his yami and hesitated before kissing him on the lips. Yami opened his mouth letting his hikari's tongue slip into him whenever he was ready. Yugi replied eagerly. A shiver ran down his spine as his own mouth was invaded by Yami's hungry tongue. The boys parted and gasped, relishing the way their kiss had just made them tremble all over.

//Aibou?//

/Hmm?// Yugi smiled up at his yami, resting against his chest; feeling the beating of his heart pulse and the slow rise and fall of his rhythmic breathing.

//Are you cold? You have goose bumps.//

Yugi chuckled. /No. I`m fine… Mohitsuori No Boku?/

//Yes, Aibou?//

The smaller of the two looked into his other's eyes; the sparkle of amethyst and crimson locked together. /We'll be together forever, right?/

//Of course, Aibou.//

/Good,/ the boy sighed. /'Cause I don't ever want to… Not be with you./

Yami smiled, as he stroked the boy's spiky hair. //You have nothing to worry about. I'll stay with you forever. I promise. Nothing will ever take me away.//

Yugi grinned. "That makes me happy. And… I want to make you happy, too."

Yami looked down at his hikari. //Just being with you makes me happy, Aibou.//

/But… Well… I want to make you… You know…/ Yugi blushed. /Happier./

Yami hugged his smaller self completely as he laughed softly. //There's no rush, Aibou. Let me hold you near me. Nothing can make me happier than that.//

Yugi looked up at the spirit. /Really?/

//Yes, really. Or… Well, maybe one more kiss?//

Pearly, white teeth glinted as Yugi pushed into Yami, kissing him voraciously, causing them both to topple over onto the bed.

/How about two?/ Yugi breathed out as they parted laughing.

//Actually, I was going to suggest three.//

Yugi flung himself confidently over Yami again, one leg on either side of the other's body, and pressed his lips onto the spirits. /How about a never ending supply?/

//Well,// the pharaoh spoke while sliding his hands up Yugi's sides. //Such a generous offer, and from someone with such a pretty face. How can I refuse?//

Yugi smiled again and let Yami pull him into another kiss, glad to hear that his yami had accepted his gift.

Yami's hands glided over the smaller boy's waist, massaging his hips. He gasped when he felt his hikari grind into him explicitly hard. //Yugi!//

/What?!/ the boy asked defiantly.

Yami didn't have an answer. //Um… Uh… I… Well…// It was his turn to blush. //It's just… A little awkward to think of you… Um… Doing that.//

Yugi frowned. /Doing what?/

//Uh…//

/What? Don't you want me to-?! Don't you like it?!/

//What?! No! I mean, I do! I do! It's just…// the spirit looked confused. //I do… Just… I think… This might be a little to quick for me. I mean, I just now started thinking of you like this, and-//

Yugi sat up, straddling his yami. /Just now? Then how'd you used to think of me before?! Huh?! How?! I'm not some little kid that needs protecting from the real world, you know! I'm not a baby, Yami! I've grown up!/

The pharaoh flinched at being called 'Yami' by his hikari. //Aibou, that's not what I meant.//

/Then what did you mean?!/

The spirit looked away. //I don't know what I meant.//

An awkward silence followed. Yugi finally broke it. /We've been through a lot, haven't we, Mohitsuori No Boku?/

//Yes.//

/And after all we've been through… After everything that's happened… Do you still trust me?/

A pair of violet eyes darted directly at crimson ones. //Of course I do. I've always trusted you.// Yami's voice spoke as if he'd been hurt in thinking that his hikari didn't believe that he trusted him with his very existence.

/Then… Trust me now..?/ Yugi pleaded as small glitters of light danced in pools of tears that began to form in his large, begging eyes.

Yami felt his heart wrench in knowing that he'd caused his aibou pain. //Gomen ne, Aibou,// he sat up and licked his hikari's eyes clean of tears. Yugi soon moved his face so that both their tongues met and twirled in each others mouths. Yami's hands slid down Yugi's sides and came to rest on his petite hips again. The boy traced the same pattern down Yami's body, only, he dug into the hem of the spirit's shirt and pulled it up, breaking the kiss long enough to pull the shirt over the pharaoh's head. The two locked eyes on each other, Yugi silently asking Yami if he was OK with this, and the ancient tri color haired spirit responding by leaning in and chastely kissing his aibou before removing his shirt as well. Yugi smiled as tears threatened to break free again. Yami pulled him into a sweet embrace, relishing the soft heat of their intertwined bodies. //…I trust you.//

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/Bakura?/ Ryou called out into the darkness of his apartment. Bakura had been chasing him only a few minutes ago, but now, he couldn't find him anywhere. /Bakura?/ the white haired boy called out again. He slowly made his way into the kitchen. /Hey, Bakura, are you in here?/ His eyes set upon a lifeless kitchen shrouded by the shadows of the room itself.

Wow, has my apartment always been this creepy at night?

Ryou suddenly gasped and whirled around as he heard an obviously loud creak come from down the hallway. "Bakura?" Ryou gulped and shuddered at the distant sound of his own voice. /Bakura, where are you?/ The boy walked down the corridor that lead to his bedroom. /Bakura, say something…/ Ryou turned his head back towards the kitchen, then flung himself against the wall in the hallway as the door to his room slammed shut with an appallingly loud slam. "Oh, gods!" Ryou cried, holding his hand over his furiously beating chest. "Are you trying to give me a heart attack?! Seriously!" Having lost all fear, which had been quickly replaced by annoyance, the white haired hikari stomped on over to his room and swung the door open. /Bakura! Show yourself! Stop messing around!"

//Very well then,// the ancient spirit whispered into Ryou's ear as he appeared behind the boy and closed the door. Ryou backed away and turned around, realizing his mistake. //How about we fool around instead?//

/Oh, no./

//Oh, yeah.//

"Ahh!!!!" Ryou darted to the left, but Bakura quickly grabbed him by the wrists and flung him into his own bed, then jumped on top of him, pinning him down with his own weight. /Yamete!/ The boy under him struggled to get free, but the spirit pulled both his arms over his head and held them there until the boy stopped yelling and wriggling.

//You quite done yet?//

/Almost,/ Ryou grinned. "Ahhhhh!!! Rape!! Help!!!! Taskete!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!"

//You done now?// Bakura was tempted to roll his eyes.

/Um… Yeah./ Ryou laughed.

//Good,// Bakura grinned. //Now then, where were we?//

/You were about to let me go./

The tomb robber snorted. //No, I don't think so.// He licked his lips. //Actually…//

Ryou gulped again. He didn't like that hungry look in Bakura's eyes. /Listen Bakura-/ "Ah! Ooh… Oh. Ahh… Bakura… Wait… Ah…" Ryou pleaded as his yami disregarded his words and instead opted to feast on his deliciously creamy, white alabaster skin. "Ooh…God…"

Bakura licked and nipped at the flesh, running his wet tongue over the hardening darkened skin of Ryou's nipples and savoring the excited mewls escaping from his hikari`s mouth. //What`s that, Ryou?// The spirit taunted as he sucked at the delicate skin on Ryou`s neck. //What was it that you were saying? That you want me to go on?//

"Ah…" Ryou moaned as his skin prickled in Bakura's grasp.

//I thought so.//

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Yugi had no intention of carrying through tonight with anything except a thorough make out session with his yami. He figured, it was the least that the spirit owed him, after putting him through all that emotional stress. Basically, he wanted a few kisses here, a few kisses there. A shirt removed here, a pair of pants removed there. A bit more kisses here and there… And maybe a hand job… Blow job, if lucky. After all, he'd been pining over Yami since who knows when, building up an extremely unhealthy amount of sexual desire for the tri color haired pharaoh and it was about time the two of them got around to actually doing something about it, Yugi, at least, figured.

//Aibou..?// Yami gasped as he felt his hikari unbuckling his belt and slowly beginning to pull his pants down.

The boy kissed the small juncture of bone and flesh at the base of Yami's neck. /Hmm?/

//Ahh…// The spirit shook his head, gasping. //Nothing…// Yami lifted his hips, allowing Yugi the opportunity to slip his pants off. He slid them down his long legs, and pulled them off after removing Yami's boots. Then he traced his hands back up the long, toned, white legs. Yami gasped as Yugi reached his inner thighs. //Oh, Ra!// He panted as Yugi let his hand glide over the obvious bulge in his dark colored underwear. Yugi grinned at the effect he was having on his Yami. He leaned in and kissed his other on the forehead, then jumped off the bed and quickly began taking his own pants off. Yami, with a bit of difficulty, sat up and stared at the beautiful sight before him.

A small, petite boy with red tipped black hair and golden bangs stood motionless in front of him. He was completely naked, and blushed at the sight of Yami's open mouthed gawk. /What?/ Yami simply continued to stare. /Is.. Is something wrong? I'm… Am I not what you expected?/ Yugi's voice quivered a little.

//Ra… You're beautiful…// Yami crawled to the edge of the bed and reached out with both his hands, pulling his other back towards himself, pulling him into his lap. Yugi straddled his yami again and accepted the many butterfly kisses that the spirit showered over him. //Gods! You are so beautiful!//

Yugi shyly grinned and giggled. /Mohitsuori no boku! You're making me blush!/

A smile spread itself over Yami's lips. He ran a trail of soft touches down Yugi's back, causing the smaller boy to close his eyes and moan. Yami cupped the boy's ass and motioned for him to rub up against himself. Yugi had no problem with this. The spirit moaned as he fell backwards onto the white bed sheets. //Ah! Ra!// Yugi leaned over his fallen Yami and pressed his entire body up against the spirit's, still tantalizing him with sweet pressure and soft friction. He dipped his head down and began licking his chest and neck. //Ahh.. Aibou! Ah... Mm… Oh…// The small tri color haired kid lifted his head long enough to get a good view of his quivering yami withering beneath himself. //Don't stop, please,// the spirit begged. Yugi was more than happy to oblige.

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/Mmm…/ Ryou commented as he tossed his head to the side, granting Bakura better access to his soft skin. "Oh, gods…" he gasped as the spirit let go of his wrists and traced his nails down the sides of his arms. "Ooohh!!"

//Like that?//

/..Yes./

Bakura sat up. //I knew you would. To bad I'm not going to go any further until you beg me to.//

/What?!/

//You heard me.//

/But..? What?!/ Ryou sat up too. /What are you talking about?! First, you say you're going to rape me, then you say you're not going to until I beg you to?!?/

//Yes.//

/What?/ Ryou blinked incredibly. /But- What? Why?!/

The spirit shrugged. //Is it so wrong for me to want to hear you beg?//

/Yes!/

//Well, I guess that's why I'm the bad guy, huh?// Bakura smirked. He reached out and ran his long fingers lovingly over Ryou's skin making the boy shiver. //I want to hear you say… That you want me to screw you. I really want to do it, really badly, but I won't.// He abruptly held up a finger in front of Rypu`s face. //Not until you say it. Not until you ask me to... To make you mine forever.//

Ryou closed his eyes and trembled at the thought of giving Bakura verbal permission to… To do what he most wanted him to do to him right now. /You'd never take me by force, would you, Bakura?/

The ancient spirit looked away, smiling softly. //… No… How could I?//

I can't. Even if I wanted to… I don`t believe I`d be able to.

He looked back and traced the white haired hikari's perfect jaw line. //I want your permission...//

I need it. Grant me this last bit of capricious cowardice.

Ryou nearly broke down in tears. /Bakura, of course you can… You have it, my permission./

//I want to hear you say it.//

I need you to say it.

//Say it. And it's done.//

Condemn yourself…

//Ryou?//

…So that I don't have to.

/Bakura… Make me yours forever./

A seemingly sad smile passed over the spirits eyes. //…Done.//

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//Ah!// Yami nearly screamed. Yugi had long ago removed the last barrier between their two unclothed bodies. Now a thin sheen of mist like dew saturated them both as Yugi continued to move his tongue expertly around his lovers arousal. //Oh, Ra! Aibou!! Oh! Ahh!! Gods!!// Yami had no idea how Yugi knew exactly what to do or how to do it, but damn, was he good at it. //Ah!//

Yugi struck his yami's member sending waves of electrical shocks reverberating throughout his body. He licked the underside of his shaft and kissed it while blowing on it watching Yami tense up in a fit of gasps. He smiled. It was obvious he was doing a good job. /You OK?/ Yami let out a long sigh and nodded. /Good./ Yugi engulfed as much of Yami as he could in his small mouth. Then sucked hard.

//Ahhh!!// Yami sat up like a bolt, his chest arching as though pushed by an unseen hand from behind. His right hand immediately fisting Yugi's wild hair while his left supported him upright. He unconsciously thrust into Yugi's mouth. Yugi choked slightly. //Ah! Aibou?!// Yami called as he heard his hikari cough. //Gomen, Aibou!//

Yugi waived it off and laughed, wrapping his arm around the spirit's neck and grasping him with his other hand, beginning to manually pump him. Yami tossed his head back and gasped. /Tell me when you're close./

Although his eyes were closed, and his mind in another dimension all together, Yami still managed to nod. //Aibou, I'm close! Ra! I'm so close!//

Yugi detected a pained urgency in his lover's voice. /OK./ He let go and reapplied his tongue to Yami's length. He could taste the flavor already. Opening his mouth and taking Yami in as best he could, he squeezed his mouth closed and sucked. Yami moaned almost painfully as he fell back onto his back, giving Yugi better access. Yugi sucked again, harder this time, while slipping his mouth off the arousal and pumping it at the same time with his hand. He swirled his tongue over the tip and then took it in again. Yami tossed his head from side to side, trying his best to not grab the boy`s hair and shove him hard onto himself, effectively gagging him.

//Gods! Oh, gods! Ra! I'm close!!// The tri color haired boy could feel his yami's desperation. He could see it too. Yami flailed, gripping the sheet and turning his knuckles white. A contorted mask covered his face as his brows furrowed together, and his mouth clenched. Yugi pumped Yami furiously then took one last lick as he sucked Yami harshly knowing fully well that he was about to come. //Ahhhhhhh!!!!// Yami screamed ecstatically as his hips buckled and his chest rose in the air as though he were being electrocuted. Yugi tried his best to take in all of Yami's release, but the unfamiliar sensation made him gag and pull away, spitting out some of Yami's seed in the process. He wiped away at his face removing bit traces of the white liquid. Yami lay still. His body shivering slightly in the after effects of it all. Both his arms lay bent backwards, over his face, obscuring his eyes. He panted softly.

/Moh-/ Yugi swallowed, clearing his throat. /Mohitsuori No Boku?/ he gently called out as he crawled his way over towards his lover. /Hey?/

//Mmm..?// Yami sighed and pulled back his arms revealing a red, tear stained face.

/Mohitsuori No Boku!/ Yugi cried out as he stroked Yami's cheeks and moved his sweat dripping hair back out of his face. /Are you OK?! What's wrong?!/

Yami smiled and closed his eyes. He suddenly reached out and pulled his hikari into his arms, draping the boy over himself. He turned to his side, letting the boy fall right next to him. Yugi blinked a few times before melting into his Yami's hug and wrapping his own arms around his other self. The pharaoh bend his head down and kissed him on the forehead, then licked him on the cheek. Yugi grinned and looked up to see his yami staring down at him. //Where the hell did you learn how to do that?// He laughed and nuzzled the boy's hair.

Yugi blushed and giggled. /Did you like it?/

Yami laughed. //Don't move. You have a little…// He moved in and licked the side of Yugi's mouth. Then he hovered his lips right above Yugi's. //Aishiteru, Aibou.//

Yugi smiled and pushed his lips onto Yami's. /I love you./ He pressed his body against his lover's.

Yami broke the kiss and smirked suggestively at his hikari. //Aibou, you're still hard.// A blush spread, covering Yugi's face. The spirit kissed the boy again, rubbing himself against his hard member, eliciting a soft gasp from the boy. //My turn.//

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Agh! I can't sleep! Why the hell not?! I was freaking falling asleep five seconds ago! Now I can't even stay still! Agh!!

Jounouchi turned in a circle, sat up, slammed back into the soft, silk bed sheets and lay on his back, panting. He growled again as the bed suddenly became to hot for his comfort. He turned onto his side and kicked at the bed sheets covering him. He closed his eyes and tried to sleep, but shivers of sweat ran down his back.

Agh! What the hell?! Why am I so freakin' restless! Uagh!!!

He buried his face in his pillow and screamed a muffled cry into it. Then flung it across the room. He heard a loud crash and a clatter as something fell.

Crap! I hope I didn't brake anything.

He turned onto his other side, grabbed another random pillow on the bed and tried to sleep, but his head felt weird not having the other pillow, the one he'd just thrown across the room. He growled in annoyance at the fact that his body was being a retarded moron.

Go to sleep!

He closed his eyes and turned onto his back again as he pushed the new pillow away. Soon his feet started getting cold.

Oh, for the love of-!

The blond yelled a few obscenities as he grappled for the bed sheets he'd kicked over the bed side.

Damn fancy bed! All annoying and… Damn!

He spread the sheets out and flung himself back onto his back. He let out a loud exhale and sighed. Two minutes later, he was burning up under the sheet. "Agh!!!" He sat up panting.

Seriously! What the hell is up with me!? I feel… Like I need to… To…

Jounouchi's eyes fell on his own clothes, or more accurately, Kaiba`s borrowed clothes. His hand ran down the soft fabric that Mokuba had so generously provided him with. He bit his bottom lip. Unfortunately, his simple caress had stirred up a lot more unsimpler feelings. Mostly between his legs.

…To take a really cold shower! Now!

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Kaiba impatiently rapped his fingers on the bed sheets. He growled; stared up at the bed's canopy; rapped some more, and stared some more. The growled again.

Damn it, Mokuba!

He got up and quickly made his way towards the bath house.

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Both Yugi and his yami lay tangled in a mess of arms, legs and bed sheets. Yami lay on his back with Yugi curled against his chest lazily drawing small circles with his index finger. /I don't ever want this to end./

//It doesn't have to.//

Yugi sighed; a delirious happiness settling over him. Five minutes ago he'd been in the midst of passionate cries as Yami had done to him what he'd done to the spirit. /You promise?/ Yami made a verbal acknowledgment as he squeezed his aibou closer to himself. /What about the others?/

//What others?// Yami asked after thinking about it for awhile.

/You know, Anzu, Jounouchi, Honda, Ryou. All of them?/ The small boy closed his eyes as a sudden wave of lethargy hit him.

//What about them?//

/What are we going to tell them? About us, I mean./

//Well…// The spirit shrugged. //The truth?//

Yugi shifted his weight so that he could look up directly at his other self. /You don't mind?/ he asked slightly surprised.

//Why would I?// a baffled voice answered.

Yugi looked sheepish. /I don't know. I guess…/ He shrugged. /I thought you might have wanted to keep this a secret. That's all./

Yami suddenly turned to his side and deeply kissed his hikari. //Aibou, if I physically could, I'd climb the tallest mountain and shout in the loudest voice possible how much I love you. I'd make sure everyone in the world knew!//

/Oh…/ Yugi immediately became teary eyed. /That's so sweet!/ He buried his face in his lover's chest and wrapped his arms around his neck. /I want to tell everyone too! Oh! Let's do it tomorrow! Ah! I'll call them right now!/ The tri color haired boy quickly rolled out of bed and dashed for the phone.

//Aibou, wait!// Yami called after him.

/Hm? What?/

Yami laughed at his innocent hikari. //Are you sure you want to call them this late at night? Or should I say, this early in the morning?//

/Huh?/ Yugi glanced at he clock on his night stand. /Ah?! What?! How's it that late! It's morning already! But, we just got home from school, like, a little while ago!/

The spirit chuckled. //We've been rather busy.//

Yugi blushed. He continued towards the phone and picked it up. /Well, in that case, we should all meet for breakfast!/ He dialed a number and held the phone up to his ear. It rang a few times. "Hello? Anzu?" A perky voice, not at all asleep answered from the other side. "Hey, Anzu! It's me, Yugi! Let's gather the gang and meet up for breakfast at, uh…" He thought about it for a second, tapping his foot. "At Burger World!" The boy nodded and laughed. "Yeah, see, there's something that I want to tell all of you… Yeah… Yeah. Mmhm. I'll call them. OK… Nine sound good? OK, nine thirty? Yeah, you're right… Alright, Anzu, see you there! Ja!" Yugi hit the receiver with his finger and began dialing the next number. "One down, three to go! Hey, I wonder if Ryou will want to tell everyone about Bakura too?" Yami yawned and shrugged. He turned to his other side and laid down. Yugi let the phone ring a few times before he hung up and dialed again. Still no one picked up. He dial one more time. Finally, someone answered. "Hey, Ryou? I wanted to tell you- Are you OK? What's that noise?"

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//You gotta be kiddin' me! It's the damned pharaoh, isn`t it?! He's doing this!!!// Bakura yelled out as he threatened to destroy every phone in the world. //He's doing it on purpose!!//

Ryou held the phone closer to his ear, ignoring his yami. "It's nothing, Yugi. Bakura's just upset because I got up to answer the phone."

//Death to all phones!!!// the spirit raved as he ran towards the wall were the phone jack lay.

"Oh, no! Hang on Yugi!" Ryou let the phone drop and ran after his yami tackling him to the floor.

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Yugi frowned as he heard several death shouts and lots of struggling sounds emanating from the other side of the phone. "Um… Hello? Ryou? Ryou?!"

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//I'll kill it!! I'll kill it dead!!!// Bakura screamed as he dragged himself towards the wall.

"Stop! No! Bakura!!!/ the white haired boy yelled as he tried his best to keep his yami from yanking the phone line out of the wall. /Please stop!!!/

//Stupid phone!! I'll show you to keep me from getting any!!!//

/Bakura stop!! Please!!! Oh, no!!!/

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On the other side of the line, Yami had joined Yugi in listening in to what was being ever so eloquently discussed on the other line. //A hundred yen says the phone is killed,// Yami bet. Yugi frowned.

Suddenly, the shouting stopped and Ryou's voice followed through seconds later. "Ryou?! What happened? Yeah..? Yeah… Oh… Yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Tell him I'm sorry, I didn`t mean to- Yeah. Oh, right! Yeah, see I called to ask if you wanted to meet up with me and the gang tomorrow, or, well actually today, to eat breakfast at Burger World... Mmhm. I'm planning on telling everyone about Yami and me then… I think that's perfect. Both of us can tell everyone about our yamis," Yugi nodded. "Yeah, we're meeting at nine thirty. OK! See ya there! Ja!"

//The phone didn't die?//

/No./

//Hm… Ryou must've made a deal with him or something.//

Yugi shrugged as he dialed another number. "Hello? Jounou- Oh… Do you know were he is? No? He never came back hom-? No, I don't know where he is. Um. OK… Thank yo-" Yugi blinked a few times before looking at Yami. "He hung up."

//Who hung up?//

Yugi pouted. /I think it was Jounouchi's dad. He's… Not the nicest person in the world. He said Jounouchi never came home last night."

//Did he say where he went?//

/No. That worries me. You think he's OK?/

Yami ruffled the boy's hair. //I'm sure he is. Hey… Wait. Didn't Bakura and Ryou know something about Jounouchi's girlfriend or something like that?//

/Oh, yeah!/ the boy agreed quickly redialing Ryou's number. "Hey, Ryou? Hey! Do you know who Jounouchi might have gone home-"

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//OMAE WO KOROSU!!!!!!!!//

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"-With?" A long beep greeted Yugi's eardrum. "Uh… Ryou? Ryou? Hey, Ryou? Hello?"

//What happened?//

"I don't know. The line just went dead."

//Yeah,// Yami grinned. //That'll be a hundred yen please.//

Yugi snorted as he began dialing the same number again. /I never agreed to that bet./ A `you have reached this number in error` message appeared. /Yeah, the phone line's defiantly dead. I guess we'll just have to ask him tomorrow, I mean, later today./ The pharaoh agreed as Yugi started dialing the last number. /To bad. I really wanted Jounouchi to be there. Hey, hello? Honda? Hi! It's Yugi! Hey! Anzu, Ryou and me are all gathering at Burger World tomor- I mean, today at nine thirty to eat breakfast. Wanna go..? Yeah. OK! See you there! Hey, by any chance do you happen to know where Jounouchi is? No? Huh? What? Yeah… I see. Um… No? Uh.. OK. Alright. Ja." Yugi hung up.

//What was that about?//

/I'm… Not sure,/ Yugi scratched his head. /Honda was going on about some… Writer guy spying on him, or something? I'm not sure. It was odd," Yugi shrugged and yawned.

Yami moved in from behind and engulfed the boy in a passionate embrace as he began nibbling on his earlobe. //You should get some rest while you still can, Aibou.//

/Mmm… Yeah. Sleep with me?/ the tri color haired hikari asked as he let the spirit lead him towards the waiting bed.

//Of course.//

/I wonder where Jounouchi is, though…/

* * * * * * * * * *

What is wrong with me? Well… Besides the obvious.

Jounouchi let his hands follow along the walls leading towards the bathhouse. It helped him keep his balance.

Oh, God… What is up with me?! I must be freakishly messed up in the head!

The blond stopped and took a deep breath as he closed his eyes to try and steady his spinning mind. Everything was fuzzy and slightly out of focus. His legs felt like lead, but his brain seemed like it was made out of fluffy, pink cotton candy. Most noticeable though, was the constant heat that throbbed between his legs. And the obvious mental images of a certain dark, tall, and handsome that were putting it there.

Damn.

Jounouchi practically fell onto the sliding door that lead into the bathhouse. Immediately, the sounds of an exotic jungle greeted him as a soft mist of humidity touched his senses. The boy relaxed, finally having reached his destination. He stumbled in, leaving the door unclosed, as he made his way towards the soft light reflecting off of the shimmering liquid pool. After practically collapsing at it's edge, a sudden wave of fatigue hit him. "Whoa…" The blond reached out to keep himself from falling in. He shook his head trying to clear his mind.

What the hell? Maybe I shouldn't get in…

Small ripples at the water's edge, coupled with the fragrant smells of jasmine and lavender, motivated the boy into quickly discarding his clothes and slipping into the water. A loud sigh escaped the teen's lips as the water smoothed out his frayed nerves. "Oh… That's nice." He sighed again, sinking deeper beneath the cool water. "Mmm.. Real nice."

A random hand trailed slight touches down his hard chest, down his tight stomach and towards his obviously aroused member. Despite the boy's protests, his body reacted quite nicely to the sensations. It's not so much the fact that he was masturbating that bothered him, not even that he was masturbating in Kaiba's bathhouse, no, it was that he was imagining that it was Kaiba's hand that was the one touching him everywhere. That's what bothered him.

I still can't get over this! Why the hell am I so… Damn… Why do I what him so badly. Damn it.

A loud scoff escaped his lips as he pulled his hand away from himself and simply lay in the pool. The lukewarm water did little to calm his urges. The bathhouse was filled with the usual sounds of a tropical paradise: the calling of exotic multicolored birds, the chirping of who the hell knows what kind of insect, the soft rustling of something or other, and the crisp, calling of small waterfalls located all about. He rested his head back against the decoratively color coordinated tiles of the bathhouse floor, and stared up into the glass dome, looking at all the fading blinking lights called stars. Dawn was upon them, and still they shone on as in defiance against the norm.

I wish Kaiba was here. With me.

Jounouchi sighed again as he gave in and began stroking himself. He closed his eyes and again the image of Kaiba returned, taunting him, touching him, toying with him.

I wish he'd do that in real life. Oh, wait. He does. Well… Sort of.

The blond shut the stupid and annoyingly witty, sarcastic part of his brain out and focused only on one thing. Kaiba's image. His suddenly `not clothed anymore' image. His 'I'm so damn sexy that I can treat you like dirt and you'll like it and come crawling back for more `cause I'm just that damn hot and sexy so I can smirk like a jerk and kick you when you're down and you'll still kneel at my feet and treat me like the hot and sexy god that I am and call me master and lick my-'

…What the hell was I talking about again?

Jounouchi sat up and furrowed his eyes.

Man, Kaiba's a punk! Why the hell do I like him so much? I mean, he's evil! And mean! And… Really hot.

The blond sighed, defeated and slunk into the water.

I'm so hopeless.

He closed his eyes again and this time he saw Kaiba's image in the dusty, little, storage room where he'd slept that day during school. Kaiba stood there, in a beam of soft light that filtered through one of the grimy windows. He held no malice in his eyes, or rancor on his face. Instead there was a calm, almost serene, unisonant grace that matched his surreal surroundings. He turned and glanced at Jounouchi. Slowly, the taller boy walked over to where he lay and leaned down, almost letting his bangs touch Jounouchi's forehead. He stood there. And he-

…Smiled..? Was that a dream? Or did that… Did that really happen? Or did I simply imagine that? No… I had to have imagined that. Kaiba isn't like that. Not with me, anyway. He'd never care about me. At least… Not the way I want him to…

The blond felt a small tickle trail down the side of his face and realized that he was crying. He quickly wiped the evidence away and sniffed loudly, berating himself for becoming so emotional.

Geez! I'm like some drama queen, fawning over some guy I can't have! How pathetic!

"Argh!" the blond slammed his fist into the water, and sucked in a breath of air, then let it out suddenly feeling tired, drained and depressed. He let his hands drift towards his face and down his neck, letting the water wash away the salty stain of tears. Then it returned to it's place under the water and continued the fantasy. The one in which Kaiba wasn't a punk. The one in which Jounouchi wasn't pathetic.

A surge, almost like a magnet having it's way with a floppy disk, suddenly washed over the blond's brain. It was unexpected and completely unanticipated as it struck hard. Without even realizing it, Jounouchi found himself completely submerged, with his lungs screaming at him. He opened his eyes and mouth only to have water muffle them. His legs quickly jerked up and his head broke the surface. "Ah!" He coughed a bit and sucked in air.

That was… Close. Too close.

Black speckled dots, like those on old black and white movie films, layered his vision and clouded his mind almost making him faint. "Whoa…" He reached out and barely managed to grasp onto the pool's edge. His head was still spinning and pulsing.

I think I'm gonna pass out! I gotta get out of here!

A wave of water rippled away from his body as he pulled himself out of the pool and onto the smooth tile floor. Dripping and shaking slightly, he managed to bring himself to his knees when another sudden blast of dizziness hit him. His entire body rocked backwards as his eyes closed and darkness swept over them. A quick, fleeting instance of absolute weightlessness surged, followed by a hard slam, and a cold swarm of nothingness, as Jounouchi sank deeper and deeper into the pool. His eyes remained closed. And his body unmoving.

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Yoh! *sheepish wave* Gee, I feel all bad for not having updated in like a month. Ah! So terrible of me! Bad DugFinn! Bad, bad DugFinn! Gomen ne, yo. Well, I wrote an extra long chapter to try and make up for it. O-Chibicon was cool. I love conventions, don't ya'll? Oni-con is coming up soon! In like a month! Yay! My posse and I are going as Clef (Washu), Eagle (RyokoMink), Ascot (me) from Magic Knight Rayearth on Friday, and as Count D (me), Medusa (RyokoMink), a fancy bird (Washu), Tesuo (Vina), and the Nine Tailed Fox (Boyd). Oh! Such fun we will have! Anywho, I'm sure you people really don't give damned, so… On to the reviews! Oh, PS, my Ryou fish died. *sadness* Ryou fish II is still well and alive, though. *happiness* Yeah. And my pet chicken, Kasumi, got herself a pet kitty. Odd. I call him Little Kitty. ^ ^;

Euphoria
Heh. Yeah, Jou's really out of it. It's a combination of drugs, lack of sleep, and lust. Oh, and the frustration of not having gotten any in a looooooong time. Heh. Poor him. Oh? Mokuba and the new Egyptian, together? Hm… I'm going to answer that with a "Sore wa himitsu desu!" Heh, heh. You're going to have to wait and see! But I /will/ tell you that the Egyptian is going to cause a lot of… Interesting havoc. Oh! Really!? Bakura's the funniest!? Yay!! I guess 'cause he's my favorite, heh. Did you enjoy the game of demented `hide and go seek' *cough* `scare and go screw' *cough* that they played?

Shinigami24
Gomen ne, yo!!! Patience, patience! Uh.. *looks around frantically and points at Yami* It's his fault!! Kill him!!! *Yami drops his sandwich and blinks* "Nanio?" *DugFinn takes the opportunity to run away like a coward* Ahhh!!!!

Saelbu
Heh, heh. Yeah, dreams are kick ass like that. Especially when you can remember them, ne! Ah! And it's annoying as hell when you're in a cool dream and then you have to get up to go to school. It's like, "Five more minutes! Just five more minutes! For the love of Ra and all that is sacrilegious, FIVE MORE MINUTES!!!" Ah…. Yeah. *Mokuba looks sad* "Aw…"

Yami'sLover
It's amusing, no da, 'cause usually it's Yami that's making all the moves on Yugi, and this time it's Yugi that's trying to get Yami's pants off. And did. Heh. Yeah, you have no IDEA the kind of trouble that's going to happen because Mokuba has a HUGE brother complex. Oh, yeah. Lot's of trouble. Eeee!!! I can't wait to write about it!!! Daisy, ne? Hm… Must have been a Mario game from one of the older systems. Probably SuperNES. *sigh* I miss some of thoes games.

Rowan Girl
And the frustration goes on!! Bwahahahaha!!!! Heh. Yami keeps interrupting. Poor Bakura indeed. Oh, and Mokuba just has a HUGE brother complex. That means he's got this really big crush on his Nii-sama. In the real world, it's actually not as uncommon as you'd think. It's just that usually it happens to little kids, and they grow out of it pretty soon. And it's usually girls that get the brother complex, not boys. *shrugs* Watch an anime called "Angel Sanctuary" and maybe it'll give you a better understanding. Ah, and yes, dreams like these are awesome. What do you dream about?

DemonandGoddess
Yoh, I've been looking for that fic you told me about, and I still can't find it. *sigh* I do know about Bishojo_Shadow, though. I've read some of her stuff. She's really good. Good for you, not everyone knows about Daisy. Oh? A PS2? I want one so bad! I basically want it for two reasons: To play all the Final Fantasy games, and to play DDR. Heh. My posse and I have been practicing, but we all pretty much suck right now. Do you DDR? Eh? Mokuba has a lover? EH? When did that happen?! He's after his own brother in this fic (and a crap load of other ones too, heh *sweat drop*). Oh, and Bakura's reward was interrupted by Yami. Again. Man, Bakura hates Yami 'cause of this. Heh.

Fallin Dark Angel
Heh. Good for you? Heh, heh. What the hell was a guy doing trying to move in on your girl? Baka. So, are ya'll two going to the same school or something, now that summer is over?

Millenia
Yup! A good chunk of it is already typed up, but… It's turned out a lot longer than I first thought, heh. *sweat drop* I'm going to break it up into three sections. I'll post the first one probably later this week. I want to add a little bit in the beginning. And yes! You do show up in the fic! Actually, you're a stalker, heh, heh. You make Bakura slowly go crazy 'cause you keep showing up. You like? If you have any ideas, just email them you me! I'll add in as many as I can! Oh, I have a new email finally! It's DugFinn@gmail.com And yes, Mokuba is creepy. In a… Very disturbing kind of way. Ever read the manga, heh. *sweat drop*

JG-chan
Heh. Scared you? Oh… Yeah… Mokuba is… Disturbing. Very disturbing. If you've read the manga, though, that is his personality type: disturbing. Oh, I have a new email address: DugFinn@gmail.com Send me something if you want. ^ ^

Celia-chan
Malik? Weeeellll… Maybe. Heh. Yes. Heh, heh. And yeah. Mokuba is… Something else altogether in the manga. I'm trying to combine the manga Mokuba and the anime Mokuba's personalities. Hopefully, I'll pull it off. Yup. First part is almost done. Then comes second part. Can't wait `cause you know who's going to show up. Eeeee!!! Let's face it: Malik's hot.

*+*+*Gemini*+*+*
Yoh! Gomen, I haven't updated as often as I'd like. I'm trying to get back in the habit. Yup. Mokuba's got a huge brother complex going on. I'll let you in on a secret: It's only going to get worse, and `cause alooooot of problems for a certain blond. Yeah. Band Bakura… Oh, he hates the pharaoh now, `cause he keeps interrupting. He even killed the phone again. Poor phone. Wow. One of the best that you've ever read? Damned, thanks, yo! That's really kick ass! I'm going to go start on the next chapter now!

*Koumori wolf*
Yes, a gazillion works, heh. Man, you're entire review was like… Mana for my ego!! You're my favorite reviewer thus yet! Og course, every reviewer I read is my favorite at that exact second, heh. Yup. Only about three chapters left. Then it goes on to part two!! Whoo! And a new character joins in on the second part. Have you guessed who yet? He's tan, hot, and Egyptian. And crazy. Sometimes.

Marikandcloe
Hahaha!! Yeah, Mokuba is a very disturbed boy. It'll all work out in the end though. Hopefully, heh. Yay! Another that likes Ryou!

RyousGirl567
Yeah. One of the biggest differences between the manga and the anime is Kaiba and Mokuba's relationship with each other. Big difference. In my fic (and I suspect to some degree in the anime and manga too) Mokuba has a really huge brother complex. This is bad news. Especially for Jounouchi… Dum dum dum!

Velvetina
Oh! I remember that! A subbed world would be amusing! Oh! And with arrows that point at places and tell you about them. That'd be cool too. Oh, no, Rafael comes out later in the series, after Yugi's god cards are stolen by the henchmen of the Doom organization. Odin's Japanese name is Rishdo. Oh! I agree! Kaiba's story is so… Interesting and awe inspiring. RyokoMink and I were talking about it and we decided that Kaiba is the most self sacrificing character out of all the anime we've seen. I mean, he's put up with all this /just/ so he can create KaibaLand! A free theme park for all the orphans!!! Come on! That's just… The man should win the Nobel prize for what he's had to go through to get that done, no da!! (Dilanduo from Escaflowne has the most messed up past and Hisoka from Yami No Matsue has the most tragic past) Oh! I love the fact that we basically write "emails" to each other instead of actual reviews, heh. So much more interesting! Oh! That last part in chapter 26 was my favorite too!! It was so sad, 'cause Mokuba really likes his brother, but he doesn't like Mokuba in the same way that Mokuba likes him, and he knows it! Awww!!! Unreciprocated love, it's the saddest thing ever! And let's not forget Jounouchi! Imagine what's gonna happen when Mokuba finds out about him! Oh, no!!! I can't wait to finish this fic! And then start on part two! Whooo!

Sakiyama
Oh! Jou's drowning! He fell into the pool and he's unconscious! He's gonna drown and die! Oh no!! *snicker* Gomen, gomen! But… Well… How'd you guess what was gonna happen next? Aww… It's not a surprise for you anymore. Oh, well. And yup, the other hikaris and yamis are busy doing their thing. Bakura killed a phone. Honda kind'a came out. On the phone, that is. Next chapter will have a lot of Jou and Kaiba stuff. Just wait and see!

Koishii No Tenshi
Yoh! You're a new reviewer, right? Welcome, welcome, welcome! Ah, did you enjoy the Yami and Yugi scenes? They didn't exactly go all the way, but, hey, they will… Eventually, heh. *sweat drop* Hope you like the next chapter! Have anymore suggestions, just ask, yo!

Millenia
OK! I'll use that! Thanks for the idea! I really do hope you like the fic! It's nothing but comedy, so you should laugh your ass off for a good long while, heh. I'll email you as soon as I post it!

Sugar Shinimegami
Yay!! Arigato, yo! You're also a new reviewer! Oh! The Bakura and Ryou scenes are my favorites too! But, duh, it's 'cause they're my favorite pair. What about you? Who's your favorite pair?

Deme
Ah! So you're XxAllisonxX's sister? Yo, what ever happened to her? She never replied again. *sadness* But now I got you! Yay! Oh! I'm so ecstatic! I love your review! Everything is completely true! Yay! Someone agrees that I got Bakura's personality right! Some people told me that I wasn't making him mean enough, but I was like, but Bakura isn't mean, he's evil, but not mean. At least not to Ryou. That's his host. He's evil to Ryou, but not /mean/. Um… Am I making any sense, heh? *sweat drop* Oh, I do hope you enjoy this new chapter! Wow! You read all of them, back to back!? Wow! That's a lot! Damned if I could do that! My head would explode with a terrible headache! So, I guess the compliment if even furthered, no da! Ha. Arigato, yo!

Velvetina
Yoh! Thanks soooooo much for telling me to update! I just haven't been in the mood, but then you asked and I was like, you know, I really should. And so I did, and I was immediately reminded why I love to write! Arigato, yo!!! I owe you one, ne. Oh, and look at that! You got two replies again, heh. Hope you like the new chapter!