Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insomniac ❯ It Begins ( Chapter 1 )

Ajluckybob-"This story is not related in anyway to Comedy Central's Insomniac and if it is…then oh well. I don't own Yu Gi Oh or the Pokemon movie I was watching while writing this."

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2:30 in the morning, a neighborhood sleeps in peaceful silence except…..

Bakura-*out in the living room*STOP DYING!"

Ryou-*grumbles and gets out of bed*How many times have I told you to stay in your room!"

Bakura-*ignores him and jumps up*Ra have mercy on this damn Mario character! The little fucker keeps flying off the cliffs!*sits back down and pouts*

Ryou-" Um, you do know you're the one controlling him?*silence*Anyway, I'm going to bed and you better too."

Bakura-"But I can't sleep!"

Ryou-*smacks himself*Then make some tea or something."

Bakura-"Tea makes me have to pee and I always end up burning myself on the stove! You know that hurts after awhile.*watches Ryou walk off*Fine, maybe I will make tea, then I'll pour it all over you.*laughs and then throws the controller*This is shit! I'm going to make an angry heavy metal female band! All I need to do is steal some song ideas and get members. I'm sure Malik will join."

Telephone-*rings and stops suddenly as a large crashing sound is heard from Ryou's room*

Bakura-*gets another phone, dials Malik's number ad walks into the kitchen. He then sees a banana and begins to put the whole thing in his mouth*

Malik-"Hello, you have reached the residence of the sexy Egyptian beast. If you want me to make mashed potatoes, press 1. If you would like to be my new sex slave, press 2. If you would like Shaddi's new cell phone number, press 3."

Bakura-*in thought while sitting there with a whole banana stuffed into his mouth*Dear Ra, I forgot the number system.*ends up pressing 2*

Malik-"Hello baby…Hello! I said hello!"

Bakura-*tries to speak, but due to the large banana now stuck in his mouth, he can't(a/n Isn't that a sweet a picture!)*

Malik-"Well fine!*hangs up* And I thought I was gonna have someone new."

Bakura-*begins to flail around in the attempt to get the banana out. He smashes into the fridge and falls over, with mashed banana coming out of his mouth*

Ryou-*runs in with a baseball bat and whacks Bakura*Get back into your room now!*whack*

Bakura-"I'm supposed to be the abusive and violent one!*gets whacked again*Ok I'm going!"

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*The next day at school*

Ryou-*drags into the classroom*

Yuugi-"Hey Ryou!*stops as he see an untidy Ryou with dark rings under his eyes ad brusies on his face*

Anzu-*runs up*Oh my God Ryou, did your Yami beat you again?!"

Honda-"Or did you do it to yourself trying to get away from this cruel world!*grabs Ryou*Hold on Ryou, if you feel like letting go! Hold on, it gets better than you know!"

Ryou-*throws Honda off*This isn't one of those fictions guys! I beat my Yami with a bat last night since he wouldn't let me sleep."

Yuugi-"You abused him?! That's very OOC."

Ryou-*falls asleep on a desk*

Jonouchi-"Let's throw him out the window!"

Yami Yuugi-"Yeah!*both high 5 each other*

Yuugi-"We can't do that!"

Otogi-*walks in and hits Ryou with a die*Get up boy, we're gonna have school soon!"

Ryou-*gets up, picks up the desk he was sleeping on and hits Otogi over the head with it. He then falls back to sleep on the ground*

Honda-"Maybe we should do something."

Yuugi-"Yeah like get him those sleeping tapes or maybe watch Bakura."

Anzu-*shudders*Remember the last time I offered to watch that perv."

* Flashback*

Bakura-"Hey Anzu, I need help with this shower, it won't come on."

Anzu-*walks in* What do you mean?*sees Bakura standing there naked*Oh my God!"

Bakura-*insert crazy laughter here*

*End Flashback *

Yami Yuugi-"And don't look at me either."

Yuugi-"Well then lets just get him those tapes."

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Ryou-*enters the gameshop later that night*Hey Yuugi."

Yuugi-"Hey! Here's a present.*hands him a gift*

Ryou-"Why thanks, but it's not my birthday."

Jonouchi-"My pet snail, Ed, had his birthday today, so we had to give a gift to someone."

Ryou-"Oh. Well, thank you very much, but I must get going.*bows and leaves*

Otogi-*gets whacked by Ryou opening the door*

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Ryou-*opens the door to his house and hears the smoke detector*Bakura!"

Bakura-*dashes out of the smoking kitchen with a dead cat*I swear I didn't do anything!"

Ryou-"Where'd you get that cat?"

Bakura-"I found it. Hey, it was either me, the hungry hobo or that Chinese chef!"

Ryou-*runs into the kitchen*What did you throw into the oven?!"

Bakura-"That damn game. Mario will no longer bother me! My world is pure!*accidentally runs into a wall*

Doorbell-*rings*

Ryou-"Great, now who wants to make my life hell?"