Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insomniac ❯ Sexy Malik! ( Chapter 2 )

HSB-"Thank you reviewers!"

Jonouchi-"Aj does not own Yu Gi Oh, if she did the show would cease top exist as we all know it. Bands would make appearances, people would run around naked for the hell of it and I would be running around acting like Batman."

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Bakura-"Should we answer it? I mean it could be anyone; Lil John, the cowboy Twinkie guy or Batman!"

Ryou-*glares at Bakura, grabs the cat and opens the door*

A person wearing a jacket, with the hood covering their face-"Hello."

Bakura-"Oh my freaking God, it is Batman! I swear I didn't eat your cousin!*hides behind couch*

Ryou-*throws the dead cat at Bakura and turns to stranger, who has now taken off the jacket*

Kemo(a/n I never bothered to learn his Japanese name, not like I care)-*is dressed like an old woman* Hello honey!*hugs Ryou*

Ryou-"Get off!*pushes away*

Kemo-"That's no way to talk to your grandmother!"

Ryou-O_O

Bakura-*laughs* No wonder you're so screwed up.*stops as Kemo tackles him*

Kemo-"I'm your number 1 fan girl! Can you sign my chest?!"

Bakura-"No.*pulls out a knife* I'll carve it for you though."

Ryou-*pulls Kemo away and pushes him out the door*Put that knife away before I take it and cut your..um…ear off!"

Bakura-*throws it*

Knife-*flies though the window and stabs a random skier who happened to get lost*

Ryou-*picks up the present he got earlier from Yuugi*

Bakura-"Don't open it! Your friends could have sent you*looks around*Twinkies."

Ryou-"Look Bakura, Twinkies are not the ultimate plan for world domination."

Bakura-"Fine but when you choke on them and die, don't come bother me."

Ryou-*quickly opens the present* Sleeping tapes! Those are some cheap friends I have.*goes off to his room muttering about CD's*

Bakura-* picks up a tape and brings it to the open window with him as he stares into the ambulance's flashing lights*With this tape I shall rule the world and destroy the Pharaoh once and for all!*laughs and falls out the window*

Ambulance guy-"Hey! Do you know ho did this?*points to bleeding skier*

Bakura-"Batman!*goes back inside*

*10:19 PM*

*Bakura begins carving on the wall. Unknown to everyone but the readers, Malik lurks outside, occasionally stopping by windows and wiggling his tongue(a/n Like Yami Malik)

Bakura-*gets a can of spray paint and begins coloring his hair red*

Malik-*bursts through the door*I'm so sexxxxxyyyyyyy!"

Bakura-"Do you want Ryou to know you're here?!"

Malik-"Hes awake?"

Bakura-*nods and spray paints the ceiling*Well shit. What are you doing here anyway?"

Malik-"Isis kicked me out just because I slapped her friends butt and told her I was God."

Bakura-"Your sisters crazy.*grins*That's what I love about her!"

Malik-"So what have you been doing besides painting your hair?"

Bakura-*pulls out tapes*This is my new plan for world domination! I call it Crazy Nights. See, I figured out how to record over that stupid waterfall, other noises and that other man. Here listen."

Tape-(a/n Its in a tape player…)*soft noises begin and go on for a half hour. Then pounding starts* You will rape grandpa…..kill the pharaoh…pee yourself in public…rob the bank…worship Bakura, the almighty one and Malik, the sidekick.*more soft noises and then stops*

Both-"Laugh*

Bakura-*stops* Shit, I just peed myself…"

Malik-*gets up and walks out in the hall, where he trips on the stairs*Ouch!"

Ryou-"THERE AREN'T ANY FREAKIN STAIRS IN THIS HOUSE!"

Malik-*begins to slam into his door over and over again*

*1:30 AM*

Ryou-*twists around in his bed* I need to sleep! Well at least Malik stopped.*thinks* I can count sheep!*closes eyes*

The sheep-*slowly turn into Bakura hoping over fences*

Sheep Bakura-"Ryou! Watch me stick a Cheerio up my nose!*sticks it up his nose* Oh crap, can't get it out. Maybe hopping over this fence will help*hops and a new Bakura replaces him*

Ryou-*eyes open wide open*

*2:01*

Malik-"I can't believe that door dared to bruise me like this!"

Bakura-"Shut up will you? Ryou might come out here and beat me with a bat."

Malik-"You let him beat you up! Sissy.*emits a high pitched scream as Bakura chases him with a knife*

*Something slams in Ryou's room*

Bakura-"Did you bring that tape of your sister?"

Malik-"Yeah, she found out I did it though, so you better like it."

Bakura-*attempts to put tape into the player, but it flies out and whacks Ryou, who just came out of his room*

Malik-*kicks Ryou, who twitches* This is fun!"

Bakura-*gets tape in correctly*

Tape-*shows a steamy bathroom and Isis dancing around in a towel singing Naughty Girl.*

Bakura-*drools*

Ryou-*gets up* Leave this house now Malik!"

Malik-"I can't go home."

Bakura-"You know what this means!"

Both-"Sleepover/Take over the world/kill the pharaoh party!"