Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insomniac ❯ Narrators ( Chapter 3 )

Malik-"HSB does not own Yu Gi Oh. She does not have any fan girls."

HSB-"Um, don't you think there's a reason for that?"

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Pokemon Narrator(I don't own him either I guess…)-"And as the two maniacs struck hands, Ryou realized to attempt at sleep that night, he would need to rid himself of Malik."

Ryou-*jumps at Malik and throws him out the door*

Bakura-"Well that wasn't nice."

Malik-*bursts through the door*The fun as arrived!"

Ryou-"How did you get back in?!"

Malik-"Your doors unlocked."

Ryou-*begins to pull at his hair and face*I need caffeine!"

Malik-"Ya know, fan girls don't like when you do that…."

Fan girls-*burst through the door in a wave*RYOU!"

Malik-*throws a coffee cup at Ryou and laughs*

Fan girls-*turn towards him*

Narrator-"It was at this moment Malik realized his mistake that would cost him….2 dollar!"

Bakura-*throws random fan girl at the Narrator*Stop messing with me! I have my own voices!"

Fan girls-*turn to Bakura*

Fan Girl 65#-"There's the bastard that keeps beating our innocent Ryou!"

Bakura-"Innocent?!*fan girls back him into a corner with various objects to beat him with*Aw shit.."

Ryou-*suddenly jumps out from behind the couch wearing only boxers and a Spiderman mask. He then begins to spray spray-paint at everyone*GET OUT!"

Fan Girls-*reluctantly are pushed out*

Malik-*looks around at the mess* You know, this fucked up room reminds me of how I don't have a belly button."

Ryou-*walks up and gets in Malik's face*It's cause you're a demon sent from hell!"

Bakura-*turns ghetto for a second*Ohh, he be dissing you!"

Ryou-"I really need to sleep.*picks up one of Bakura's sleeping tapes*I guess I'll try this."

Bakura-"But the freaky narrator said you wouldn't be able to sleep if Malik was here.*sees his tape* You go ahead Ryou, I'm not always right."

Ryou-*walks to his room*

Malik-"Sweet!"

Bakura-"This is like owning a chocolate factory!"

Malik-"You've owned one?"

Bakura-"Yeah, I bought it form Willy Wonka for an Oppa Loopa head.*pauses*Wait never mind. That was a lie Tony made up for me."

Malik-"Tony really sucks."

Bakura-*looks around nervously* Shut up or Tony will hear you."

Malik-*nods*Ohh…."

*3:19*

Ryou-*starts talking in his sleep*Ohh….grandpa….come…."

*In the living room*

Bakura-"Hey Malik."

Malik-"What?"

Bakura-"Don't you feel like someone is controlling everything that happens to us?"

Malik-"Um no. When the hell did you start thinking anyway?"

Bakura-"Well…Hey! I have a mind you know!"

Seductive sounding female narrator-"And so the two stared at each other, each with their own problems. The horny tanned Egyptian who didn't have a belly button and the albino who felt controlled and was a virgin."

Bakura-"Which little bastard told you that?!"

Malik-*to narrator*Are you a porn star?"

Narrator-*shows herself*

Both-*mouths drop*

Narrator-*is Kemo*

Malik-"I hate when random shit like this happens."

Bakura-*walks over to Kemo*I suck toes for coke."

*The next morning*

Ryou-"comes out already prepared for school*I'm leaving now Bakura."

Bakura-*can't hear him since he's outside finishing covering the hole where Kemo now resides*

Ryou-*walks out* My what a glorious day!...I wonder if should rape Grandpa. *stops*Where'd that come from?"

Yuugi-*walks up to Ryou cautiously* You okay today?"

Ryou-*smiles and nods*

Everyone-*relaxes*

Grandpa-*comes up*Hey Yuugi, you forgot your lunch."

Ryou-*slowly turns and smiles much like Bakura*

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HSB-"What sick thing does Ryou have in mind?! Will the police ever find out about the body buried in Ryou's backyard?! Who is Tony and what are his plans? How the hell should I know, just read the next chapter when I post it."

Mokuba-"As a note for everyone, Tony was taken from The Shining by Steven King."

Tony-"Review…….REDRUM!"