Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insomniac ❯ Homos ( Chapter 4 )

HSB-"This chapter got screwed up on ff.net, but I fixed it! So enjoy!"

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It was a silent day; that was until a women's scream broke the calm from a little white house. Yelling and crashes followed.

Isis-"Please don't do it, Nameless Pharaoh!"

Yami-*advances towards her with something concealed behind his back*

Isis-"I really didn't mean it!"

Yami-"You lie! You tried to turn my own child against me!"

Isis-"But that wasn't your child, it was a Goldfish cracker."

*gasps are heard from the confused readers*

Yami-"I don't believe you."

Isis-"And another thing, I really killed Bambi's mother!"

Yami-*covers his ears and pulls out the hidden thumbtack*"You horrible bitch! Bambi needed her!"*scraping is heard at the window*

Isis-*looks down at a deranged Bakura attempting to get in*

Bakura-*outside* Damn window!*rams his head against it and falls into the room*I'm here to save you Isis!"

Yami-*comes at him with the thumbtack*

Bakura-*does a Matrix dodge and falls over in pain*

Isis-"Dumbass."

Mokuba-*bursts through the door*Stop! This doesn't have anything to do with the plot of Insomniac!"

Isis-"I thought there wasn't supposed to be one."

Mokuba-"I don't know, I was just sent here to stop this fight."

50 Cent wannabe-*bursts through the door*Yo yo homies! I'm the snizzle dizzle, the pecan in the butter, the dude who ate ya mother!"

Mokuba-*pulls out a chainsaw and chases the 50 Cent wannabe into the road, where a car runs him over*

*The real story*

Ryou-"Did I ever tell you Grandpa, how sexy you are?"

Everyone-*backs away*

Ryou-*jumps on Grandpa's back and begins to jump up and down(a/n I think everyone knows what hes doing and if you don't….well he's just rubbing Grandpa's back.)*

Grandpa-"Get him off me! Rape! Rape!"

Yami-"I'll save him!*runs over*

Ryou-bites his hair

Yami-"He has me!"

Anzu-*pulls the Dragonballs out of her backpack and throws them at the three*

Grandpa-"Help!*stops* I need a new pair of Depends."

Botan-*appears out of no where and whacks Ryou with her oar*

Otogi-"Oh my God! This fiction's turning into a crossover!"

Everyone-*stops and Ryou goes back to being normal*

Jonouchi-"What if there are Pokemon here?*looks around*

*Bushes rattle and something pops out*

Honda-"It's a-"

Jonouchi-"A British dude. Wait a minute!"

Everyone-"Harry Potter!*runs off*

Harry Potter-gets up I must complete my mission!"

Bakura-"Hey Malik, have you ever wanted to catch a chipmunk and give it a bath?"

Malik-"Nope, but I have had the urge to drink Mr. Clean."

Bakura-"What's you favorite color?"

Malik-"Purple and white."

Bakura-*jumps up*You racist gay man! We should love all colors equally."

Malik-"What?!"

Bakura-"Shut up, you racist HooooMoooo!"

Malik-"I'm not gay!"

Bakura-"Then why do you have only male Guru's?"

Malik-"I have female ones too!"

Bakura-"Yeah, sure.*someone knocks from both the front and back door*

Bakura-"I'll go get the back one"

*At the back door*

Bakura-*opens it to see Kemo*"Ahhhhhh!*slams it and runs to Ryou's room*

*At the front door*

Malik-"What the fuck do you want?"

Harry Potter-"I'm looking for a man to hug and kiss."

Malik-"Ahhhh!*slams the door and runs for Ryou's room*

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Ryou-" I'm very sorry Mr. Mouto. I really don't know what took me over."

Grandpa-"It's ok*shudders*I'll be fine."

Honda-"Was it the hotel bibles Ryou? They made me blow up a toilet once."

Anzu-*knocks him out with her bookbag*I'm sure you'll be fine Ryou."

Ryou-"Thank you Anzu. I must be going now, goodbye"*walks out and ends up slamming Otogi with the Gameshop door*