Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insomniac ❯ Invasion! ( Chapter 5 )

Under Ryou's Bed

Bakura-"Woah, it's dark down here."

Malik-"And freaky. I just touched this soft thing and it moved."

Bakura-*kicks Malik* "That was my ass."

A voice similar to Skeldor's(He-man)-"Ah, young lovers are so sweet."

*Together*- Bakura-"What the fuck!"/ Malik-"I'm not gay!"

Skeldor voice-*laughs* "Have you ever eaten an orange?"

Bakura-"Yeah, but the juice gets on my fingers and face and makes them sticky so then I stick them on people."

Malik-"Why does Ryou have a pillow down here?"

Skeldor voice-"That's my butt you just grabbed."

Malik-"Oh,"*pauses* "Well, while I'm in this uncomfortable and perverted moment, I would just like to say how you ass was nicer than Bakura's."*he crawls out from under the bed*

Bakura-"You're wrong, racist! This is just because I'm white, isn't it?"

Skeldor voice-"Have you ever sucked an orange dry?"

Bakura-"Yep."

Skeldor voice-*slaps him* "Don't you know how that makes the oranges feel! They scream out to me, the poor souls. They scream of the pain and oppression. They thirst for freedom as you had thirsted for the oranges innocent blood!"

Malik-"I think it's about time for you two to get out from under there."

Both-*emerge*

Malik and Bakura-*gasp at the site of the Dub Malik*

Malik-*smiles*"No wonder he had a nice ass."

Dub Malik-*laughs*

Bakura-*trys to cover his ears, but instead reaches for Ryou's baseball bat and whacks the Dub*

*Outside on the Street*

Ryou-*singing* "Everyday, when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet, has a different-"*gets hit by a car*

Isis-*jumps out of the car* Oh hey Ryou! You okay?"

Ryou-*gets up slowly* "I'm…fine."

Isis-"That's good. Have you seen Malik? I kicked him out last night after he said he was Ra. He didn't come back. Rishid's also looking."

*At a distant bar, far far away in a galaxy that is our own*

Rishid-*in a long line*"Hey get me another beer!"

Mokuba-*smashes a beer bottle on his head* "Wait your freakin turn!"

*Back with Isis*

Isis-"My spider sense is tingling!"

Ryou-"Your what?"

Isis-"It's an Egyptian thing. Anyway, Malik is at your house and Rishid is in a drunken bawl with an underage drinker….and he's losing." *Throws Ryou in her car and drives towards Ryou's house*

*Invasion*

Harry Potter-*flies through the kitchen window*

Kemo-*breaks down the back door*

Malik-*hears noise* "This sucks."

Bakura-"I know, I still can't believe Ryou's been making clones of us and sending them to be dubbed over in America."

Malik-"He didn't do that dumbass." *listens* "There's someone in this house."

Bakura-"Santa Claus!"

Malik-*throws Bakura out of the room*

*Outside the Room*

Bakura-"What the hell did he do that for, stupid racist."

Kemo-*comes down the stairs into the hallway with Bakura*

(Ryou-"There aren't any stairs in that house!")

Fine, Kemo comes from the basement.

(Ryou-"There isn't a basement…oh nevermind.")

Bakura-*sees Kemo and begins banging on the door* "Let me in!"

*At Yuugi's house*

Yami-*dances around singing "My Band", he then begins humping the floor*

Yuugi-"Um what are you doing?"

Yami-*stops quickly and jumps up* "Exercise."

Yuugi-…yeah…*walks to closet*

Yami-"Don't open it!"

Yuugi-*opens it*

*The Houses*

Isis-"Why do all the houses look the same?" *turns to Ryou* "Which house is yours?"

Ryou-*has forgotten* "That one."

*They pull into the driveway and walk inside the house, only to face a group of Girlscouts*

Isis-"I don't think this is it, unless those two sickos are using these girls as experiments."

Girlscout Mary-*jumps Ryou and shoves cookies down his throat*

Two other Girlscouts-*grab a struggling Isis and bring her down the hall to another room*

Ryou-*becomes free of Mary and looks at the girls, who know have assorted weapons(like matches, big headed baby dolls and phone books)*

*In Ryou's Hallway*

Bakura-*runs into Harry Potter*

Harry Potter-"So we meet again, Betty."

Kemo-*grabs Bakura up into a hug*

Bakura-"What do you want?"

Harry Potter-"Don't act like you didn't kill my unknown twin brother Henry!"

*Back in Ryou's Room*

Malik-*trips over the Dub Malik*

Dub Malik-*stirs a little and mumbles* "I didn't give the cat a bath, I gave it a cup of pudding."

Malik-*shakes his head and opens Ryou's closet* "Oh my Ra!"

*Back with Yami*

Yuugi- *comes out of the closet covered in colorful bras, panties and thongs* "So you're the one who's been stealing Anzu's underwear!

Yami-"I needed them for my shrine!" *picks up a fallen bra* Can I please keep it?"

Yuugi-"No."

Yami-"But..ok, but I'll need a moment." *dances around with the bra*

Yuugi-*grabs it and runs down the stairs*