Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insomniac ❯ Hell.....again ( Chapter 6 )

Bakura, Harry and Kemo

Harry-*pulls out his wand*

Bakura-"You're going to poke me?" *watches wand light up* "Oh Orisis! We're going to sing karaoke!"

Harry-"No moron, I'm going to pull out you're brain and use it as a Quaffle. Then I shall hand your body over to Kemo for whatever he wants to do."

Kemo-"But I love him alive!"

Harry-"Listen, avenging Henry's death is more important than love." *strikes a heroic pose:*"I, Harry Lesbiana Potter, have rebelled against JK Rowling!"

Bakura-*starts snorting* "Your middle name is Lesbiana! No wonder you're so screwed up."

Kemo-"Master Harry, I didn't tell you this, but I am Henry."

Harry-*looks up with starry eyes* "I've found you brother!"

Kemo-*throws Bakura aside and runs over to Harry*

Harry-*hugs him* "Let's go start a new life brother!"

Yuugi-*runs in still covered in underwear* "Oh my God, I'm witnessing a yaoi moment! My eyes. My eyes!"*slams into a wall:*

Yami-*tackles Yuugi* "Those are mine!"

Bakura-*is trying to get over the whole 'Lesbiana' thing* "Ha…pharaoh…I always knew you wore women's underwear…hehe."

Yami-*pulls down Bakura's pants to revel Smurf boxers*

Bakura-"They're different!"

Yami-*runs out with a handful of underwear*

Yuugi-"I really need to leave." *looks at Harry and Kemo and shudders before he goes*

*In the Girlscout's Lair*

Isis-*opens her eyes to find herself strapped by duck tape in a chair*

Girlscout#1-"Should we cut her hair?"

Girlscout #2-"Yeah, then we can dye it purple and spike it."

Isis-"Hey, if I give you two twenty dollars, will you let me go?"

Both-*shake their heads and head into the bathroom for dye and scissors*

Isis-*begins looking around for something to cut her loose, but only finds a toothbrush* "I guess I'll just have to chew through it."

*Still in the Girlscout's Lair*

Ryou-*watches the girlscouts attempting to make knifes using golf clubs and the oven* "Isn't there supposed to be an adult with you?"

Girlscout Cindy-*walks over to Ryou and tries to burn him with the melt golf club* "Shut up albino!"

Isis-*runs out into the living room and knocks over Cindy* "Comon!" *Grabs Ryou and runs out the door*

Ryou-"Um Miss Isis, why are parts if your dress missing?"

Isis-"Those little bitchs put super glue on the seat and then they attacked me as I ran out."

Ryou-*runs ahead into the road and gets hit by a car*

Isis-*kicks Ryou*"Um, you okay?"*shrugs and runs across the street to Ryou's house*

(Ryou-"Um,how does she know it's my house?"

Aj-*points to a large sign "Ryou's Home"*)

Ryou-*gets up, but is stuck in an elevator* ":Huh?"

Elevator-*stops and throws Ryou out into a waiting room*

Ryou-*walks up to a seemingly pissed off fire demon*"Excuse me, but where am I?"

Pissed Off Fire Demon-"Fuck off, I'm trying to read this sign." *looks back up at a Spanish non-smoking sign*

Ryou-"Oh."

Kurama-*walks over* "Sorry about Hiei, he's not taking this return to Hell very well."

Ryou-"I died and went to Hell! I thought I was good."

Hiei-"Kurama did too, till he stole that 'free sample'."

Kurama-*sighs and a door opens* "Oh we can leave now."

Both-:*leave, but not before Hiei can flip off Ryou and the non-smoking sign*

Tony-*walks out* "Bakura? Is there a Bakura?"

Ryou-*walks over and is lead to a dark room*

Tony-"We had so many fun times together." *sniffs and walks out*

Satan-"Hello and welcome to Hell, you're new home."

Ryou-"What did I do?"

Satan-*whistles and pulls out a long list* "You stole from rich Egyptians, murdered tons of people, parked in the handicap spots and never paid for a Raspberry smoothie."

Ryou-"That was Bakura!"

Satan-"Well, sucks to be you then dude."

Ryou-*grabs Satan's pitchfork and whacks him over the head before running to the elevator*

*Outside of Hell*

Isis-*bursts through the door to find Bakura playing with Pokemon figurines*

Bakura-"That's for stealing my drug money! Haha, Nobody fucks with Eevee!" *looks up and quickly throws down the toys* "Hey baby, nice panties."

Isis-*whacks him* "Where's Harry Potter?"

Bakura-"He left with his brother."

Malik-*runs in screaming with a Abu the monkey(Aladdin) in his hair* "Ryou's been planning to make gay monkeys into strippers!"

Isis-*whacks Abu off*

Malik-"My sexy hair has monkey poo in it!" *sits down*"I am no longer the sexy beast I once was."

Dub Malik-*walks out* "Let the rain fall down, I'm becoming queer! Let the rain fall down, rain fall down…I'm already queer."

Bakura-*grabs a lamp and swings it around, but whacks himself instead of Dub Malik*

Dub Malik-*runs out the open door, where screeching brakes and a thud are heard*

*A Fight Ends and a Problem Arises*

Mokuba-*jumps on Rishid's back* "Damn, the lines not moving."

Rishid-*pulls the last piece of glass out of his head* "Is that the pharaoh?"

Yami-*runs over with a blindfolded Anzu*"Hey, wheres a tall building?"

Anzu-"Let me go! I can't believe I was kidnapped by a dumbass."

Mokuba-"Kaiba Corp I guess."

Yami-"Thank you, short one." *runs off*