Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Insomniac ❯ The End ( Chapter 7 )

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Cocomonkeybutt-::leaps up and down with a chainsaw::

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Bakura-::flips through channels and stops on Animal Violence World TV::

Animal Tamer Lester-::holds up a monkey:: "This is my special friend, Cocomonkeybutt. Say hello to the kids, Cocomonkeybutt."

Cocomonkeybutt-::throws a light bulb at the audience and shakes his rear at them::

Audience Member-"The monkeys are going to rise against us!"

Animal Tamer Lester-::ignores the screaming child and hands Cocomonkeybutt an ax::

"Now before I bring out my next animal friend, Cocomonkeybutt here will chop some wood for our sacrificial offering."

Cocomonkeybutt-::looks down at the ax and smiles. He then walks over to Animal Tamer Lester and raises the ax::

Animal Tamer Lester-::backs up:: "Now wait a minute, you put that ax down and go to your cage! I control you, you damn filthy ape!"

Cocomonkeybutt-::swings the ax at Lester's knees::

::The screen then goes black, but screaming and thuds are still heard::

Isis-0.0

Bakura-"Ha! That was freakin hilarious! I'm going to get the uncut version of that." ::changes the channel::

Shizuka-::walks out onto the screen in very slutty clothes:: "How many peeps we got up in the house tonight?!"

Ghetto Crowd-::yells and the sound of beer bottles smashing is heard::

Shizuka-"Its great y'all showed up today, cause we got us a good show of Pimp My Aibou!"

Haga and Ryuzuki(Weevil and Rex for any dub watchers out there…and those with crappy subtitles…Unite with me!!!)-::walk out::

Bakura-::shakes his head and puts the TV on mute. He then turns to Isis::

Isis-"What do you want now?"

Bakura-"I have a confession to make, baby. I'm not the man you think I am."

Isis-::picks up Charmander figurine:: "No your not…."

Bakura-"Don't mess with Squirtle's baby daddy! ::stand up and loosens his pants and then puts on a baseball cap:: "I need ya to know, I'm an Usher impersonator."

Isis-0-0

Bakura-::begins 'dancing' around, squealing and brushing his shoulder off:: "Let it burn, gotta let it burn, let it burn baby, let it burn." ::takes out a lighter and begins setting the curtains on fire. He then catches his spray-paint covered hair on fire::

Malik-::runs out in silver pants past his non-existent belly button(a/n If you've seen Velvet Revolver's 'Slither' video, you should know what I'm talking about)(a/n ::drools as she imagines the lead singer and his silver pants::) "I'm sexy again! Yeah!"

Bakura-"Yeah! Shorty(Shawty…I think) got down and…damn I forgot the song."

Tony-::poofs in:: "That's OK man, you did good." ::turns to the readers:: "Hello, many of you may know me as "That One Dude Who Gave Danny Bad Visions Most Of The Time" or "That Bastard Who Keeps Bothering Bakura" or "Satan's Little Helper." I'm here to ask you all, why to you call women 'Shorty'?"

(Aj-"Cause women are usually shorter than men?")

Tony-"But what if you're a midget and your girlfriend is taller than you?"

(Aj-"You have something there! Come Tony, into my non-existent room and we shall talk about it over microwaved donuts and bottles of water.")

Tony-"Cool!" ::poofs away again::

Malik-::continues shaking all over in front of the burning curtains::

Bakura-::runs around trying to estingiush the fire on his head::

Isis-::glances back at the TV:: "Is that the Pharoah?!"

Back to the Line of Confusion

Rishid-"The line has moved Master Mokuba."

Mokuba-"Do you even know why we're in this line?"

Rishid-"They're the only bar that serves illegal immigrants and minors."

Mokuba-"Oh." ::pulls out Slipknot masks:: "Together Rishid, we will fight the authority of the law and get to the head of the line! Down with waiting your turn!"

Both-::put on their masks and attack other people in the lines::

Random Illegal Immigrant-"Ah! Teen Titian!"

That's My Twin!

News Women-"We're here at Kaiba Corporation, where a crazed man with multicolored hair and a strange McDonald's toy has climbed up the building. He seems to be carrying a blindfolded girl." ::walks over to Kaiba, who is surrounded by fangirls, workers and reporters::

Kaiba-"Will you all leave if I shot him off the damn roof for you?"

News Women-"But what about the girl?"

Kaiba-"She told me she could climb walls."

Yuugi-::runs up to everyone:: "Don't hurt him, that's my other self!"

Everyone-0-0;;

Yuugi-"I mean, he's my mentally challenged twin brother."

I Will Never Surrender!

Anzu-::finally is able to remove the blindfold:: "Ahhh!"

Yami-::hisses as helicopter headlights shine into his eyes::

Helicopter Cop-"Put the women down and no one will be hurt!"

Yami-"That's what they said to Steve when he attempted to kill Blue and look where he is now! College!

Helicopter Cop-::shoots a tranquilizer into Yami's neck::

Yami-"No!" ::puts down Anzu:: "I will always love you. Did you know…I made a shrine of you on the Internet?"

Anzu-"Will you fall asleep already!"

Yami-::collapses::

On The Ground

News Women-"The crazed maniac has been caught and the girl he captured returned. Can you tell me what it was like up there Anzu?"

Anzu-"Can I just go home?" ::sees Yuugi:: "So you're the pervert whose been stealing my underwear!"

Yuugi-"But it was Yami!"

Anzu-"Sure and your Grandfather really collects Rabbit food."

Back At Ryou's House

Isis-"That was interesting…"

Ryou-::bursts into the house:: "You won't believe where I was!"

Malik-"A crazy metal show!"

Bakura-::stops beating his head with a pillow:: "Attacking cows and eating them raw!"

Isis-"Dead on the sidewalk."

Ryou-"I went to hell!"

Malik and Bakura-"Awesome!"

Ryou-"And I met people…" ::sees his burning curtains and Bakura still 'putting' out the fire on his head and grabs his baseball bat:: "I believe it's time for your daily beating, Bakura."

Bakura-::runs into Ryou's closet::

Isis-"Um, I think it times for us to leave." ::drags Malik out::

THE END…Now time for Random Conclusions to Different Side Stories! The Two Brothers

Harry-::throws a baseball to Kemo::

Baseball-::hits Kemo in the head::

Harry-"That's my brother!"

Back in Hell

Tony-"Is there a Marik Ishtar?"

Dub Malik-::walks into Satan's office:: "Whats up?"

Satan-"You stole one of my scarier voices. Your punishment shall be eternity with Madonna!"

Dub Malik-"That sucks…Do I have to be Jewish?"

The Gameshop

Grandpa-"I won't let them eat you, my precious." ::strokes rabbit food bag::

Otogi-::walks in:: "What are you doing?"

Grandpa-"I will save you my precious!" ::bites Otogi's leg::

The Audience

Cocomonkeybutt-::puts down the bloody ax and hugs the children::

The Final Ending

Mokuba and Rishid eventually made it to the head of the line. They then left to start an angry metal band with Malik, Cocomonkeybutt and Bakura called World of Insanity. They broke up a few weeks later…