Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Joey's Day ❯ Chapter 9

Bakura: Joey saw a girl sitting on the sidewalk wearing a school uniform and decided to say hello.

Joey: Hi what's your name?

Girl: My name is Mary Sue. What's your name, cutie?

Joey: *to you* This is too far.

Mary Sue: I asked your name.

Joey: *still to you* You can't do this to me.

Bakura: The girl had… *looks at the BIG paragraph explaining her looks* I don't have to, do I?

Mary Sue: I'll read it. The audience needs to know what I look like.

All: *groan*

Mary Sue: *voice fading* My eyes are the color of the beautiful deep…

--Three Hours Later--

Mary Sue: …and that's all you need to know about me.

Joey: Wonderful *to self* Why me *to Mary Sue* just wonderful.

Mary Sue: I know.

Author: Bakura, kill her off. Original characters and self-inserts are fine, but I don't like Mary Sues. (I'm gonna get flamed for that, aren't I?)

Bakura: I would but that would be up to Joey.

Author: Then arrange it.

Bakura: All right. Joey thought the girl was a pain so he decided to…

Toss her into the street (Chapter Thirteen)

Toss her off a bridge (Chapter Fourteen)

Escort her to school so he can dump her on Yugi (Chapter Fifteen)

Escort her to school so he can dump her on Tea (Chapter Sixteen)

Escort her to school so he can dump her on, what's his name? Tristo right? (Chapter Seventeen)