Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Joey's Day ❯ Chapter 10

Bakura: Joey decides to stay in bed.

Mai: Technically, wouldn't it be the audience that decided.

Author: Oh, hush Mai, you're not important.

Mai: Then why am I here?

Author: You show up at the beginning of all of my fan fictions to argue with anyone who speaks before you.

Mai: What's your point?

Joey: Her point is that you need to shut up and pay attention to me.

Author: Nobody wants to pay attention to you.

Joey: Then why are they reading this?

Mai: They wanted to torture you.

Author: It's why I wrote it.

Bakura: I thought you wrote it because you wanted to do something new that would rope in dumb gullible and readers to-

Author: *glare*

Bakura: I haven't said anything in a while so I-

Mai: *glare*

Bakura: After a while Joey decided to…

Eat breakfast (Chapter Two)

Check out that black hole that seemed to be surrounding his desk (Chapter Eighteen)