Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Joey's Little Red Eyes ❯ Short chapter, but funny ( Chapter 4 )

Sorry this chapter took so long, But it's here now ^_^ So enjoy

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"Hm..." Joey said as he window shopped through the city "What would Tea like...?"

`Just give her 5 dollars and she'll be happy' Seto thought as he peeked out of the back pack, very bored and impatient. He still didn't see anything familiar and he also wondered why Jou was taking so long getting Tea a present. His last birthday was nothing special. Mokuba had gotten him a new watch and he was at work the rest of the day. Some employees tried to kiss up to him on that day with silver fountain pens and rare duel monster cards, but he had all of them anyway.

Jou`s stomach growled and he blushed a bit. `That's what I get for missing lunch' he let out a sigh "Man, I'm starvin'"

Seto heard another stomach growl, and it was louder than Joey's. It was his own. `You're not the only one Wheeler' the dragon thought. The last thing he remembered having was yesterday morning's coffee and a bagel...

Grrr...

Even the thought of food made him hungrier...

Joey heard the growl, and knew the difference between a stomach growl and a threatening growl. He grinned

"Looks like the red eyes is hungry too, huh" he said quietly so only the hitchhiker in his bag could hear. He got a growl from the dragon this time and not his stomach, which was most likely a yes. Jou looked around and spotted hot dog cart. He grinned and hurried over.

"I'll take two please" the blonde said and heard the dragon's stomach growl again "Hm... better make that three..."

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Jou sat down under a tree in the park. It was a nice day and the sun was slowly setting; about 4:30 now so people were starting to go home. Joey set his bag beside him and unzipped it.

"Dinner time buddy" he said and the red eyes climbed out of the bag.

Seto considered making a break for it but the site of food stopped. Face it, he was hungry.

Joey leaned against the tree, starting on his hot dog. Seto's was on a paper plate on the grass and the dragon started on his, ignoring the bun. For some reason the bread didn't seem so appealing.

Jou watched the dragon eat. It was quite funny that Seto had some ketchup on the end of his nose, but the red eyes was so hungry he didn't care. The blonde chuckled.

"Man I never knew dragons were such messy eaters" he commented and Seto glared at him, but saw the ketchup on the end of his snout, which he had to look at with crossed eyes, making Jou laugh out loud. Seto ignored him and his tongue licked off the end of his nose, which was also pretty funny to see.

Seto looked at the last hotdog that Jou had, and said blonde was too busy trying to stop laughing to start eating it yet. Seto was still hungry. The dragon smirked and crept up close to Jou.

Joey finally got his laughter control just in time to see his hotdog get stolen by the sneaky dragon

"Hey that's mine!" Jou whined and pouted as Kaiba started to eat it. "Well that wasn't nice..." the blonde pouted a bit and this actually made the dragon a little sorry, but that didn't stop him from finishing the hotdog. He had never seen Joey pout. He had always put up a strong front in front of the CEO... But that was when he walked on too legs instead of four.

Jou let out a sigh "Oh well, you did look pretty hungry anyway" `And it's a good thing I like red eyes black dragons' the blonde thought and stood up, dusting himself off "Well, come on. I don't want ta be out too late, and I think I know what I'm gonna get Tea"

`What? A teddy bear?' Seto thought and rolled his eyes, but got back into the back pack anyway

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When Joey got back to the lobby of the apartment building when the sun was just setting he had Tea's gift in a bag under one arm. He quickly walked by where Mr. Shida was still telling Mr. Mizu off. Jou just sweat dropped and quietly passed the arguing men, not wanting to get caught up in the scolding.

"Man, they're going to be at that for a while" the blonde said as he shut the door to his room. Usagi hopped in the room just as Seto got out of the back pack.

`So you decided to stay?' the rabbit asked and got a glare from the dragon

`I didn't CHOOSE to stay' Kaiba said `I don't know this area and I'm not going to sleep on the streets whilst trying to get back home' Usagi grinned

`So...' she said `ya like it here?' Seto was caught off guard by the question

`Wha? This place is a dump! I hate it here!' the dragon said in protest. Usagi play pouted

`Jou can't be that bad of a host, can he?' the bunny asked

`No he's not a bad host; you're the one who annoys the hell out of me!' Seto yelled before he had time to think of the answer. The lilac bunny only grinned, showing her two front teeth in the grin, making her look silly. Kaiba blinked. Did he just say something positive about `the mutt' as he usually called the blonde, who was not in the room at the moment, but in the bathroom.

`I knew you liked it here' Usagi said and giggled `It's not so bad. Like you said: better than sleeping on the streets, right? Right?' Seto just glared at the rabbit `Your silence speaks loudly! I knew I was right!'

`Oh, shut up, rodent!' The dragon snapped and bared his teeth. Usagi took this cue to do just that, shut up, before he decided to take a bite out of her. Jou came out of the bathroom, shirtless and sat on the couch.

"How bout we just watch TV the rest of the night" He said out loud and waved the controller at the rabbit and dragon "There's nothing else I got planed" He flipped the TV on and flipped it to the channel he wanted. Usagi hopped onto the couch and sat down to watch the TV. Seto looked at Jou

`He's not wearing a shirt' the dragon thought `This it a little bit more of Wheeler that I didn't want to see' Despite his thoughts, Seto looked the blonde over `At least he didn't strip down to his boxers' he thought and hopped onto the couch beside Jou and also watched TV, thought he found his eyes always traveling back to the blonde, who was oblivious to the looks.

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What!? You think Jou walking around without a shirt is weird? Who hasn't walked around in their underwear when they're home alone? Huh? It's great to be free!

(Human) Seto: *Gawking at shirtless Jou*

Jou: *Blushes*

Duke: *bops the authoress on the head* you're a little perv, you know that right?

^_^ yep, hey, someone has to be the perv around here, why not the authoress? ^_^ Its so fun. Watch

*Duke's shirt suddenly disappears*

Duke: HEY!

Tristan: *tackle glomps Duke* MINE!

Duke: TRISTAN! What have I told you about molesting me in front of Usagi!?

Tristan: Uh... *Thinks a moment* Only do orals?

Duke: *Blushing furiously* NO!!!

*laughing*

Duke: *Nails Usagi with a shoe*

X_x

Duke: Knock her out first

Tristan: Oh yeah ^_^ I remember now

*Seto and Jou sweat drop*

Yugi: *BIG sweat drop* Um... Review please and we'll get Usagi up to write another chapter... Once she wakes up ^_^;