Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Joey's Little Red Eyes ❯ The Gang ( Chapter 6 )

I'm Sorry it took so long!!! But I have another chapter for all you lovely people! I've just been in a writer's flunk; I didn't want to do anything and it seems the teachers won't let us sleep in class still! What a rip! But thanks to reading reviews I'm back to type more!!

I'd just like ta say to Moon Princess. I'm sorry if the Yami Email skit upset you, but I do pick on Yami a bit. I don't hate him, he's just fun to pick on once in a while; I'm not saying he's stupid or something and any making fun of a character is all in good humor. After this chapter I will be more serious with Yami, because truthfully, he is going to be playing an important role later on

Ok! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! But I do own my original characters (The Yugioh cast pets) and I believe in happy endings ^_^ and there is Yami Bakura/Marik at the party, K ^_^ enjoy

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After breakfast Jou got ready to go to the party, getting out Usagi's travel carrier and making sure he had Tea's present in site so he wouldn't forget it, because he had done that last time.

`But I don't wanna go in the carrier!' Usagi whaled and pouted `The carrier is EVIL! I wanna ride in the back pack! Why does the lizard get to ride in the back pack!? I tell you its EVIL!' Of course Jou didn't hear her but Seto had to put up with her whining

`Will you shut up already!' he yelled finally `GOD! You're worse than Mokuba when he has to go to the dentist!' Usagi sniffled in sadness `And I'm NOT a lizard!'

"Come on Usagi" Jou said and he snatched his bunny up "Time to go to Yug's"

`No! Not the cage!' Usagi yelled and struggled, but couldn't get away as she was shut in the cage `I want my lawyer!' Seto rolled his eyes

`Drama Queen' he said and was picked up himself

"Ready red eyes?" Jou asked with a grin but got a glare in return, which was an improvement from the growling and baring of teeth. "I'll take that as a yes"

`Take it as a `get your hands off me'' he said but his threat fell on deaf ears and Jou put him in his back pack, zipping it up like he had the day before, leaving room for the dragon to poke his head out.

"Ready guys?" Jou asked as he slipped on the pack, picked up carrier, the Tea's gift, which was in a small gift bag.

`Let's get this over with' Seto said as he made himself comfy in the bag

`I'm too young to go to jail!!!' Usagi whaled again as they left the apartment

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Yugi looked around the living room and smiled in satisfaction. The living room was filled with streamers and balloons and a table had two gifts already on it. They had a banner that said `Happy Sweet 16 Tea' on it with big blue letters, but it wasn't hung yet. They couldn't reach it since... Well since Yami Bakura *cough* `Borrowed' the step ladder to do who knows what and all they got back was a ladder with a head shaped dent in it and it would collapse under anyone who stood on it. They didn't ask the spirit of the ring why, or how; something had just told them they did NOT want to know

A large gray/silver bunny was napping on the couch, his large brown eyes closed for the moment. This was Silver, Yugi's pet Chinchilla Giganta rabbit. Yugi had never wanted a dog and cats were loners by nature, so he had gotten Sliver only a few days after Jou had gotten Usagi. Though... he wasn't as hyper as the lilac rabbit

Yami walked in the room with a large white box and set it on the table with the presents. It was the cake for the party.

"One birthday cake, ready to be cut and eaten" The spirit of the puzzle announced

"Great" Yugi said "Now we should get the snacks ready. The others are going to be here soon" and he started back into the kitchen and yelled over his shoulder "And I don't want you fighting with Bakura today"

"The tomb robber is coming" Yami said and scowled as he followed his other self

"Yes" said Yugi "And Ryou said he would behave, so you have to also" he added when he saw the former pharaoh's scowl

"He starts it" he mumbled and Yugi rolled his eyes

"You both start it" he said "And I don't want to finish it"

"Fine, but if he tries to bring another dead chipmunk, I'm sending him to the shadow realm" Yami said before he had to grab 3 bags of chips thrown to him

"Relax, Ryou told Bakura he wouldn't be aloud out of the ring if he did" Yugi said and led his other half to the living room, carrying sodas, Yami followed, grumbling about the damn tomb robber

When Bakura had brought the little rotting corpse of a chipmunk, he had shoved it down the pharaoh's pants and they all watched Yami try to shake it out of his leather hosen, and afterwards Yami sent the tomb robber to the shadow realm for a month. Marik had begged and complained to Yami about the whole thing before Bakura could escape again

"And he had to do it at Duke's party" Yami said further "Do you know haw many people were there?!"

"72" Yugi said simply, they had gone through this countless times "And Bakura went without Marik for a month so you're even"

"Yeah, right" Yami mumbled.

The shop door opened and the little shop bell rang as a white haired boy walked in.

"Hello? Yugi?" Ryou said cautiously, seeing if people were in the shop

"In the back, Ryou!" Yugi yelled, recognizing the British accent and Ryou walked into the living room, carrying a gift bag in one hand and a small carrier in the other

"Hello Yugi, Yami" The white haired boy said with a smile "has anyone else arrived?"

"Not yet" said Yugi "You're the first here. You can set Tea's gift on the table" Ryou nodded and did so before setting the carrier on the floor.

"I suppose I should wait to let Snowbell out" he said "Bakura insisted on bringing Cuddles..."

"Oh Ryou..." Yugi said in a groan "You didn't let him..."

"I'm sorry, he just gave me that `Crying puppy in the rain look'" Ryou said looking at his feet

"Where is the Tomb Robber anyway?" Yami asked but felt someone sneaking up behind him and in sensing that it was not friendly he turned around and his fist connected with somebody's head

"YOW!!! Baka Pharaoh!"

"Never mind" Yami said while glaring at the spirit of the ring, who was rubbing his head and cursing under his breath. Bakura had `Cuddles' resting casually around his neck. Cuddles was a sand colored python, only two feet long and only big enough to eat mice, but that didn't mean he didn't try to kill other rodents.

"Bakura, what did we talk about?" Ryou said calmly, but a little annoyed that his yami wasn't listening

"Hm..." Bakura thought for a moment, thinking about which talk they had "No putting live frogs in the blender" Ryou gave an aspirated sigh and Yugi looked a bit green. Yami just looked discussed

"The one this morning" his light said

"Don't pierce the rabbit's ears with knives" Bakura said

"I said `Do not make trouble or I'll have to tell Marik you can't see him for a week'" Ryou said and Bakura gave a `humph' and leered at his light

"What ever" he said

Cuddles, or as he liked to be called, Scales, grew bored with the conversation and slithered down his owner's body to the floor. He slithered over to the couch and climbed up the cushions where Sliver was now awake from all the noise and looked at the snake.

`Hi Scales' the rabbit said with a smile

`Hello rodent' the python replied in a bored tone `When will the others be arriving?'

`Soon' Silver replied 'You know Usagi's owner is always late. Did Ryou bring Snowbell?'

`Yes, but he's afraid I'll eat her' Scales said and grinned evilly. Silver sweat dropped

`I thought Bakura already fed you this month' Silver said

`Yeah... so, what's your point?' the python said. Silver rolled his brown eyes and hopped off the couch and over to the carrier that Ryou had brought and peeked inside. Inside was another rabbit, yet smaller than Silver. She was a white furred mini lop bunny with brown eyes. She was only about half the size that Silver was and her fur was a little fluffier. This was Snowbell, Ryou's bunny. She was a calm rabbit, polite like her owner, and liked to snuggle. She smiled at Silver

`Hello Silver' she said `Are we the first ones here?'

`Yep' Silver said `The others should be here soon though'

And right on cue the shop bell ringed and a certain cream haired Egyptian walked in.

"Hello Yugi, Pharaoh!" Marik called. He waited a minute before he was tackle glomped by the spirit of the ring, knocking him down, making him drop a backpack and gift before they were squished.

"Marik!" Bakura yelled with a big grin and gave him a hard kiss; they were never very gentle in they're relationship. Marik kissed back, and for a minute or two they were a tangle of limbs and tongue, rolling on the floor

Ryou gave another aspirated sigh. He had to put up with this a good portion of the time "Bakura, will you at least let him get into the living room before you try to molest your boy friend?" he asked and they paused, Bakura on top, pinning Marik, who had his arms around Bakura's neck. They blinked at the hikari

"Why?" Bakura asked "I want to molest him here" Marik cleared his throat

"But I do need to let Bast out, I think he got a bit ruffled up in the tumble" he said looking to his backpack, which had slid a good three feet when he was knocked down. Bakura `humph'ed for the second time that day and got up, letting Marik get up and get his back pack and open it. Out popped a kitty's head, which his short tan fur was ruffed up. This was Bast, Marik's tan colored Siamese cat, with black ears, paws, nose, and tail tip. He was dizzy from the fall. Marik set the cat on the floor and he wobbled for a bit before shaking his head and trotting to the living room, shooting his owner a glare before completely leaving the room, none to happy about the wake up call.

"And this is Tea's gift" the Egyptian said, scooping up the yellow wrapped box with a gold bow on top. He handed it to Ryou before he was tackled again

Bast entered the living room and went right over to Silver, Snowbell, who was still in her carrier, and Scales, who had slithered over to them

`Hey Bast' Silver greeted `Did Bakura knock over Marik again?' Bast rolled his yellow eyes. They could all tell with the messed up fur

`Yeah' he said `the bike ride over wasn't that bad, but the Bakura is always a speed bump'

Another two people walked in the shop, one with raven hair and the other with brunet, and they found Bakura and Marik rolling on the floor, a sweat dropping Ryou shaking his head sadly. Duke and Tristan sweat dropped also. They quickly passed and entered the living room.

"You'd think they'd get a room after a while" Duke said

"Yeah, but you know them" Tristan said "They don't care where they are" Yugi greeted them when they came in the room

"Hey guys" he said

"Hi Yugi" Duke said

"Hey Yug'" Tristan said and the leash he as holding on to tried to get away from him. On the end of that leash was a brown coated Cardigan Welsh Corgi (1). She was Blanky, Tristan's dog; she was sniffing the carrier that had Snowbell in it with a big grin on her face

`Hey everyone!' she said in a happy bark and Tristan took off her leash so she could run around.

"So when is Tea coming again" Duke asked as Tristan draped his arms over his shoulders. They mite have been a couple, but that didn't mean that they were like Marik and Bakura who broadcasted they're... relationship.

"In about a half hour" Yugi said and went over to where the banner was on the table, still not hung up yet "Mai said she'd bring her over" he picked up a corner of the banner "So could you guys help with the banner, Yami and I couldn't reach..."

Blanky grinned at her friends "Is Usagi here yet?" she asked

"Does it look like she's here yet, dumb dog?" Scales asked in an annoyed tone "Her owner is always late" the Corgi pouted

"Aw..." she said "I wanted to slobber all over her. We haven't seen her in so long ever since her owner moved farther away"

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Jou let out a sigh as he was half way to the Kame shop.

"Man, I gotta get a car" He said aloud and Seto yawned as he poked his head out of the back pack. Usagi had calmed down considerably since she had gone into the carrier, but she was still whiny and always asked the ever annoying and scary question...

`Are we there yet?` She asked `Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ... *Pause* ... Are we there...'

`WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!' Seto yelled and roared at the same time `YOU'RE REPEATING OF THAT QUESTION WILL NOT HURRY THE MUTT ANYMORE SINCE HE CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!'

Many people around them looked at Jou and he sweat dropped, blushing at the embarrassment of the situation. He blinked and picked up speed "Wow, I must be starvin!" he said aloud "I'd better go get something to eat..." and he rushed around the corner to get away from the stares; good thing he wasn't around his neighborhood, or his neighbors would ask questions

Seto blinked. Was that what the rabbit had intended to do, to get him angry enough so he would roar and make Joey hurry up. Was she really that good at predicting him? ...

"...Are we NOW?" Usagi asked and Seto anime fell in the back pack

`Maybe not' he thought `that rabbit is just as lucky as her owner'

`Luck is a rabbits' best trait' Usagi said, grinning from inside the carrier `I have four lucky rabbit feet... plus you're so predictable...'

`Shut up!'

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(1) I know Tristan has a dog named Blanky, he mentioned her in manga 3, thought I don't know what breed she is, So she is a Corgi. Even though I'm a bunny lover, I like Corgis, They have short legs and are so cute, you want to just glomp them ^_^

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O_O Whoa! WAY OOC Bakura! That's scary!!! ^_^ yet cute. I had to have a funny pairing in here, and I had to have some way to keep Bakura in control or he'd just be sitting in a corner, lighting matches and trying to burn down the Kame Shop.

*Marik and Bakura are making out on the couch, Bakura's hands going lower and lower, and lower...*

Ryou: Bakura! Don't start molesting Marik in the living room!

Bakura: *His hand down Marik's pants* What?!

Ryou: Look at the authoress

*Has gone into authoress fantasy land and is nose bleeding*

Bakura: Well, it shut her up

Jou: *Pokes Usagi Youkai* Hey, bunny girl... *Pokes her again* Wake up... *One more poke for good measures, but not cigar* Um... Any ideas here?

Duke: Only one sure way *Pushes Seto and he stumbles*

Seto: Whoa! *Is about to fall, but Jou catches him around the middle. They look at each other and blush*

TOO CUTE!!!!!!!! *Takes a picture*

Duke: *waves his finger knowingly* Fluffy scenes always wake her up

Tristan: *Hugs Duke* you're so smart ^_^

Duke: ^_^ I know

He's also so uke ^_^

Duke: *Glares at her* Shut up

Please review! Now that I've gotten over the everyone getting to the party part, it should be easier to type this, bye now!