Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Joey's Little Red Eyes ❯ Presents! ( Chapter 8 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

OWW!!! It burns!!! *Waves hand with burnt finger in the air. Blows on it* Ack, my first real flame, owy *Anime waterfall tears* Flames are not funny, and I'm sorry to `This is getting annoying...' if you only like the first chapter, but I DO have a plan for this story and they will not fall instantly in love, they don't even know they have feelings for one another yet and I'm sorry if you don't like the OCs, they are for humor's sake. But hey, if you don't like it, don't read it anymore. *Starts to bandage her finger* My poor finger...

Soon everyone had their cake and the animals had been given snacks so they wouldn't beg for cake (Except for Scales who only eats a rat once a month). The Rabbits were given apples, (Which make Usagi even more hyper than carrots), Blanky got a hard chew bone, and Bast got some milk in a saucer. Scales was once again around Bakura's neck as the former tomb robber practically attacked his cake like a wild animal, getting frosting all over his face.

Seto wasn't hungry for the reheated leftover hot dogs that Yugi had offered him and was lying in an arm chair. When Tea and Mai had seen him Tea had lightly tugged on his wing and had almost gotten her finger snapped off by him, causing her to hug Yami in surprise, leaving a flustered pharaoh. Jou had scolded him lightly not to bit anyone but the red eyes just snorted and resided to the arm chair. He truly did not like being in large groups of people, especially very friendly people.

After cake was presents, and everyone was excited to see what Tea had gotten and whether or not she would like their presents. First Yami handed her Grandpa Moto's present, which he had left because he wasn't there but at an old friend's house. It was a new key chain game they had gotten in, but hadn't put up for sale yet. It looked like a mini yellow game boy color and you could play either Tetris or Yoshi's Cookie on it (This would be my mom's present actually if they made them, she loves those games, they're classics, I like them myself). The brunet liked it very much and saw it had a small Comm. Link at the top so you could play other people. Yugi showed off his own game so that they could play together later.

Next was Yugi's present, which was 3 CDs of dance music. Tea liked them very much; she needed new music to dance to.

Jou went next and gave her his. It was a new manga for Demon Dairy (I recommend this manga to all you shonen-ai fans!!! It's the best!!! And so cute!!! Both funny and cute! Mr. Tomato! --Bursts out laughing--). Tea was ecstatic; she had been waiting for the next manga for what seemed like ages. (--Readers glare at Usagi Youkai because they feel the same way about this fic-- OK! OK! I'll try to update faster!!!)

Duke and Tristan had both gotten her one present. They had given her a portable silver CD player with anti-slip technology and you could put the songs in the order that you wanted to hear them in; it even had a clip on the back so you could clip it to your pocket. The brunet wanted to put one of her new CDs in it, but resisted because she had a few more gifts to go

Mai was next and gave her a small ring sized box, which had a small cell phone toy clip inside. It was a small plushie that looked remarkably like Yugi, with the hair and big violet eyes. And not noticing that it looked like her friend, Tea said it was adorable, making Yugi and Yami both blush. Mai said that she had gone to Korea and saw it, and thought the birthday girl wound like it, which she did, immediately taking out her phone to attach it.

Next was Ryou who had given her a large brown teddy bear that was holding a heart that said `Sweet 16' on it, Tea gave it a big hug before going on to the next

Marik's presents were 2 large solid gold bracelets. Everyone but the 3 Egyptians were in awe. Marik said he had had them lying around the house and polished them up before giving it to her.

And next to finally, which everyone had been dreading, Bakura gave her his gift in a paper bag; even Ryou didn't know what it was. But since it wasn't smelly or wet they were all glad it wasn't something that was dead. But everyone was shocked when Tea (Who was the most shocked and embarrassed) pulled out a very kinky leather black stripper's outfit. Bakura tried to get innocence when he claimed that she was a dancer and how was he to know that she wasn't a stripper. And Ryou had to put Bakura back in his soul room before Yami went ballistic and sent the tomb robber to the Shadow realm

Just when everyone thought the presents were done Yami announce that there was one more gift for Tea and rushed up stairs. When everyone looked at Yugi questionably he gave a shrug because he also had no clue what it was either

When Yami came back down stairs he had a smile on and something behind his back

"Tada!" she spirit of the ring said and revealed---

"Awwww!!!" the brunet squealed "It's so cute!" And Yami handed her a small black Persian kitten with yellow eyes and a purple bow around her neck. Tea had wanted a cat for a while now, but had never gotten the chance to actually look for one. The kitten mewed cutely and Tea gave Yami a hug. "Thank you Yami, she's adorable!" Yami blushed a little

"Yami, where did you get a cat?" Yugi said puzzled "Where did you hide the cat"

"I got it at this place called the ASPCA" Yami said "They said they could even hold her till Tea's birthday. I jut picked her up this morning" (I promote rescuing animals from bad owners to loving homes. I watch Animal Plant, yes I do!)

`Oh great' Seto thought as he watched the group boredly `another fuzz ball'

`Hey look!' Sliver said and pointed with his paw at the kitten 'we got a knew friend'

'Like owner like pet' Seto thought boredly and wished he was doing paper work now instead of staying here for this senseless dribble.

"What should I name her?" Tea asked out loud as she held the kitten close and it purred as she petted it

"I don't know" Tristan said "Just don't call it Neko, its like calling a rabbit Usagi" He looked at Jou when he said it and Jou knew it was directed at him

"Hey! I couldn't think of a name alright!" the blonde snapped "It's not like your dog as any better name! Who names their dog Blanky?!"

"It wasn't my idea!" the brunet yelled in defense, though you could see an embarrassed blush on his face "My cousin Johji named her!"

"Yeah right!" Jou yelled and they continued to bicker, which was actually partly entertaining to Seto and almost everyone else

'Are they talking about us?' Blanky asked aloud and looked at Usagi who sat on her haunches and shrugged

'No clue' the rabbit said but both sat back to watch the argument

Soon the argument was turning into a who has the better pet is and it was getting pretty ridiculous

"Yeah, well you're rabbit would be dog meat to Blanky!" Tristan yelled

"Your dog couldn't catch a cold!" Jou yelled back "Usagi could whip your dog in seconds!"

"Oh yeah!?"

"Yeah!"

"OK, let's prove your wrong then!"

"Just try!"

"Blanky, sick that rabbit!" the brunet ordered, pointing at Usagi. There was a pause and both Usagi and Blanky looked at each other, totally confused by why all attention was on them. Tristan fell over in an anime fall and Duke patted his lover's foot

"You do know welsh corgi's aren't hunting dogs, right love?" The black haired teen asked and Tristan stood up

"Yes I know" Tristan said and punched Jou in the arm for laughing so hard

Tea held up the little black kitten, thinking of a name "How about… Eclipse?" she smiled "Yeah, Eclipse is a good name, like Eclipse in Demon Diary"

"Only cuter" Mai commented, rubbing the newly named kitten, Eclipse, behind the ear. Bast scoffed

`Kittens are so pampered' he said and Snowbell giggled

`Jealous?' she taunted playfully and Bast glared at her

`Shut up!'

Snowbell only grinned smugly at catching the nimble Siamese off guard, revenge was so sweet

Ok, so not really a Jou/Seto chapter, but we got the presents out of the way and a little humor. Next chapter I'll give more into jealousy on Seto's part when everyone goes dancing, including Mai and Jou. Don't worry folks, by the end of this story Seto will realize that he loves Jou, but you know that stubborn Kaiba pride will get in the way. I'm trying to keep everyone in character and not let anyone fall instantly in love, cause that's way too cliché. And too much predictable cliché is bad. It's like "`Jou, I love you' `Seto, I love you too, I always have!' They kiss and have magical sex" -Throws pixy dust- Not very exciting is it? -Smiles- besides, isn't it fun to have a little Seto dragon all confused about Jou? I'll try to have more J/S romance in later chapters. Sorry for the wait everyone, I'll try to update sooner!