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Joey's Slumber Party

Chapter 7

The Millennium Rod Saga

DoL: I just wanna say that I don't own any of these characters except me and my Yami, Karen_Osiris.

Karen: 7 ALREADY! You can ya know. You've done the same disclaimer every time.

DoL: Uhhh… okay? Let's just start this.

Marik: If I beat you, you're goin' to the Shadow Realm.

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Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!: Joey's Slumber Party.

DoL: I summon: Slifer the Shadow Dragon!

Marik: SHADOW DRAGON?

DoL: When Inferno destroys a monster it deals 1500 damage to it's opponent's Life Points.

DoL: (Slifer: 13000/13000) Inferno, attack! *attacks an empty hat*

Marik: (Life Points: 5700 --> 4200) What?

DoL: Hah. I was trying to miss. Each hat counts as 1 monster, so you still take 1500 damage. I revive The Shadow Dragon of Ra (0000/0000). (Life Points: 4000 --> 3200). Now I pay 3000 Life Points (3000 --> 0200) and obliterate your 3 remaining monsters. Your Move.

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Marik: (Life Points: 4200; 3 Hats in play; 2 cards facedown) It'll be difficult to win this.

DoL: (Life Points: 0200; Slifer; 13000 ATK; Inferno 1100/1900; Card of Safe Return and Infinite Cards) This'll be way too easy.

Marik: I draw! Go.

DoL: I draw and play Harpie's Feather Duster. Your monster can't stop this card because Dark Paladin is facedown. *Marik's facedowns gone* Now I'll equip Slifer (12000/12000) with Fairy Meteor Crush! Now it'll deal damage even with your defense in play. Slifer, attack! *attacks an empty hat*

Marik: (Life Points: 4200 --> 0000)

DoL: *Millennium Rod appears in his hand* I won't send you to the Shadow Realm for 2 reasons: 1) All Marik fans and 2) You love my Yami, Karen.

Door: *Unlocks*

DoL: *Blasts door with a Shadow Energy Discharge*

Door: BOOOOOOM!

DoL: You can leave whenever you want to. *walks out*

***Scene Change***

Serenity: Well, the thunderstorm's over.

Shadi: *appears; in Obi-Wan Kenobi's voice:* I sense a disturbance in The Force. (A/N I don't own Star Wars, Mr. George Lucas does.)

Ishizu: What's going on, Shadi?

Shadi: A Millennium Item's destiny is being controlled somewhere in this house.

Joey: Uh, mansion.

Shadi: Oh, yes, of course. My mistake.

YGOF: *cuddled up to Yugi*

Yugi: Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

Shadi: KAWAII! ^-^

DoL: *walks in with duel disc on* Wha'd I miss?

Karen: Say, where's Marik?

DoL: *eyes looking around* Somewhere.

Achira: Shadi said a Millennium Item's destiny is being manipulated. I wonder…

Duke: …if Marik's Millennium Rod is that item?

Achira: Let's see, Puzzle & Necklace: Yami/Yugi; Ring & Eye: Ryou/Bakura; Key & Scale: Shadi, so that would be it.

DoL: ^-^0

Serenity: Do you know anything about this, DoL?

DoL: ^-^0 Now why would you say that?

Serenity: Because you're sweatdropping.

DoL: Oops. /Think I'm in trouble, Karen?/

Karen: //I believe you're in Triple Jeopardy.//

DoL: /Who?/

Karen: //Serenity, Shadi, and me.//

DoL: ^-^0 Sorry I asked.

Shadi: *activates M. Key* let's see what you have to say. *enters DoL's Soul Room*

***DoL's Soul Room***

Shadi: Another double-doored hallway. I choose the wooden one. *opens door*

Scene: A library-ish setting. Yami-type complexity in the background showing multiple levels connected by escalator.

DoL: Might I ask why you're in my mind?

Karen: *walks in Soul Door* Hiya, Hikari, Shadi.

Shadi: I thought you would know what happened to the M. Rod.

DoL: Go ahead and search, but I hope you have your Duel Monsters deck with you. *goes to a holo-pad* Activate practice duel vs Deck 0976, Difficulty Level: 8 Stars.

Karen: Shall we split up? *pulls out DM deck and sets it in Duel Disc*

Shadi: Uh, sure, but I don't have any cards.

Karen: *a deck appears in her hand* This is a copy of my deck.

Shadi: *a duel disc appears on said person's arm* Thank you.

DoL: Gemini Elf (1900/0900) attack the facedown monster.

***Real World***

DoL/Karen: *Motionless*

Shadi: *transparent*

Marik: *walks in rubbing back* Ow. That hurt.

YF: Yami, what's going on?

LS: Hey, don't start that again.

YF: *casts Fireball*

LS: *jumps and hits ceiling* YEOWCH! HOT!

Joey: *walks over to cheese plant and breaks some off, and eats it* Now dis is good cheese.

(A/N: This is all)