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Joey's Slumber Party

Chapter 8

DoL's Mind

DoL: I just wanna say that I don't own any of these characters except me and my Yami, Karen_Osiris.

Karen: That's the 8th time. It must be the 8th chapter!

DoL: Yes it is, and first, we have a new guest: dragon_lover (Emily).

Emily: Where's Bakura?

DoL: He's dueling the Pharaoh right now. *coughlosingcough*

***Scene change already?***

Yami-6000 Bakura-0050

Yami: Beta the Magnet Warrior (1700/1600), attack!

Bakura: (Life Points: 0000).

***Back to… US!***

DoL: They should be done soon.

Maddie: Why did you take my boyfriend's Yami's M. Rod?

Emily: |?|

DoL: *makes sure no one sees the M. Rod attached to his shorts* On to the gifts!

Ryou: REALLY?!?

DoL: ^-^ Yep. From RG to Ryou: Chocolate!

Ryou: *eats some* Heythisisreallygoodchocolateitreallymakesmehyperandit'sreallycool!

DoL: ^-^0 Anyways, from RG to Bakura…

Bakura: *walks in* I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST TO THAT BAKA PHARAOH!

DoL: Hi Bakura. From RG, you get a book entitled…

Bakura: ^-^ "How to Destroy that Baka Pharaoh in 10 Easy Steps"?

DoL: O.O Uh, actually, yes.

Bakura: Thank Ra for my M. Eye! *takes book and flips it to pg. 1*

DoL: Ummm… also from RG, to Serenity, a KAWAII teddy bear!

Serenity: His name shall be Squishy, he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy! (A/N: No, I don't own Finding Nemo, either. Pixar's head-honcho, Steve Jobs, does. ^-^ He also owns Apple Comp. Inc!)

Shadi: What about me?

DoL: She didn't leave anything for you, but *thinks* AH! *pulls out some Duel Monsters cards* Here are some Duel Monsters cards. You can use them while you're in my mind, AND in any old duel you want to!

Shadi: *counting cards* 48, 49, 50! 50 cards, THANKS!

DoL: ^-^0 Uh, sure. You're welcome.

Joey: Hey, what about…

DoL: Here, Joey, 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons.

Joey: *catches them*

Seto: HEY! WHY DOES HE GET BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGONS?

DoL: So he can annihilate you. DUH!

Seto: *death glare* Why, you…

DoL: *pulls out M. Rod, and reveals Blade attachment*

Seto: *chibified*

JG-chan: HEY!

Karen: Ummm, doncha think we should get on with the fic?

DoL: Good idea.

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Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!: Joey's Slumber Party.

DoL:Now I'll equip Slifer with Fairy Meteor Crush! Now it'll deal damage even with your defense in play. Slifer, attack! *attacks an empty hat*

Marik: (Life Points: 4200 --> 0000)

Ishizu: What's going on, Shadi?

Shadi: A Millennium Item's destiny is being controlled somewhere in this house.

Joey: Uh, mansion.

Shadi: Oh, yes, of course. My mistake

Achira: Shadi said a Millennium Item's destiny is being manipulated. I wonder…

Duke: …if Marik's Millennium Rod is that item?

Shadi: *activates M. Key* let's see what you have to say. *enters DoL's Soul Room*

Shadi: I thought you would know what happened to the M. Rod.

Karen: *a deck appears in her hand* This is a copy of my deck.

Shadi: *a duel disc appears on said person's arm* Thank you.

Marik: *walks in rubbing back* Ow. That hurt.

YF: Yami, what's going on?

LS: Hey, don't start that again.

YF: *casts Fireball*

LS: *jumps and hits ceiling* YEOWCH! HOT!

Joey: *walks over to cheese plant and breaks some off, and eats it* Now dis is good cheese.

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***In DoL's Soul Room***

Shadi: *opens a door*

Door: *Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress #1 (1400/1200) flies out*

Shadi: AH! *draws 3 cards* I summon 7 Colored Fish (1800/0800). Attack WDGotF1!

Said monster: *obliterated*

Shadi: Whew, that was close.

***In Joey's Mansion***

LS & YF: *still fighting*

Joey: *still eating cheese*

Achira: Hey, Duke. Wanna duel?

Duke: Uh, sure.

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***Soul Room***

A Figment of DoL's Imagination: *walks out of the 16th door Shadi opened* Let's duel!

F-8000 S-8000

***JM***

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Achira: I play Dark Hole! Now I summon Chaos Necromancer (0000/0000).

Duke: It has 0 ATK!

Achira: But it gets 300 ATK for every monster in my graveyard. (CN: 2100/0000)

***SR***

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Shadi: Chaos Necromancer (2100/0000), attack Figment directly!

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***JM***

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Duke: I play Monster Reborn and Premature Burial.

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Duke: I revive The 13th Grave (1200/0900) and Dragon Zombie (1600/0000). Now I play Dimension Dice, offer both my monsters…

***Both***

Figment/Duke: … (D: And) I summon Orgot, the Relentless (2500/2400).

***SR***

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Karen: I play Change of Heart to control your Dark Magician w/ Axe of Despair (3500/2100). Now I equip it with Megamorph (DM: 6000/2100)

***both***

F/D/K: Attack!

Achira-6300 Shadi-6300 Other Figment-0000

***SR***

Karen: DoL's mind defenses have increased in power…

Shadi: I play Monster Reborn to re-summon my Necromancer (2100/0000)…

***Switch***

Achira: …(2100/0000) use Card Destruction do dump 3…

***switch***

Shadi: …3 monsters in my graveyard, (CM: 3000 ATK)…

***switch***

Achira: …(CM: 3000 ATK) and he'll attack…

***both***

S/A: Orgot!

Duke-2250 Figment-3400

***SR***

Shadi: Then I'll use Wave Motion Cannon and end my turn.

***with Karen***

Karen: Man, that's a lot of scene changes! This close-up's really makin' me nervous. (A/N: The second sentence I adapted from Duel Masters, which I don't own.) Ah! This might help me out. *walks through the "Recent Memories" door.

Karen looking into Flashback…

Marik: (Life Points: 4200; 3 Hats in play; 2 cards facedown) It'll be difficult to win this.

DoL: (Life Points: 0200; Slifer; 13000 ATK; Inferno 1100/1900; Card of Safe Return and Infinite Cards) This'll be way too easy.

Marik: I draw! Go.

DoL: I draw and play Harpie's Feather Duster. Your monster can't stop this card because Dark Paladin is facedown. *Marik's facedowns gone* Now I'll equip Slifer (12000/12000) with Fairy Meteor Crush! Now it'll deal damage even with your defense in play. Slifer, attack! *attacks an empty hat*

Marik: (Life Points: 4200 --> 0000)

DoL: *Millennium Rod appears in his hand* I won't send you to the Shadow Realm for 2 reasons: 1) All Marik fans and 2) You love my Yami, Karen.

Door: *Unlocks*

End Flashback…

Karen: SHADI!

Shadi: *hears* YES?

Karen: I'VE GOT WHAT WE NEED!

S/K: *exit mind*

***JM***

DoL/Karen: *'wake up'*

Shadi: *becomes opaque*

Karen: *to Shadi* He has it.

Achira: I play Ookazi!

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(A/N: That was an odd chapter.)