Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Joey's Slumber Party ❯ Video Game Time/Randomness ( Chapter 18 )

Joey's Slumber Party

Chapter 18

Video Game Time/Randomness

Yami: Previously on…

DoL: NOT YET! I'm back!

Mokuba: *lunges into Mokuba*

DoL: *holds up hand*

Mokuba: *runs in to said hand* Owie!

Serenity: So, uh, why did you sent Mokuba to the Shadow Realm?

DoL: He challenged me.

Jack O'Neill (from Stargate SG-1): Is this where the sci-fi convention is being held?

DoL: Nooo… this is the Shadow Realm. Wait… how'd you get in here, there's no Star Gate!

O'Neill: There isn't?

DoL: *turns to Bakura*

Bakura: What?

DoL: You're the only one I lent the Cross-Dimensional Time Machine to, which means you're responsible!

Bakura: HE CALLED ME A WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!

Ryou: Uh, Bakura… we are white haired freaks.

Bakura: *deathglares Ryou* You're siding with him?!?

DL: So?

Bakura: ^-^0 Uh, nothing. I should banish Ryou to the Shadow Realm.

DoL: We're already in the Shadow Realm, Bakura.

Bakura: You banished Mokuba and divastarz63 while we were here.

DoL: That was actually… uh… um… okay, ya got me there.

Karen: *kisses DoL* I really liked the way you did that, too.

Marik/Serenity: HEY!?!

DoL: *blushes; getting louder as time goes by* Get away from me, YAMI!!! *blasts her away by equipping Buster Rancher on himself (0/0 --> 2500/0 during attacks)

Everyone but Karen and Marik: O.O

Karen: X.X

Marik: You little…

DoL: She hasn't woken up yet in the story.

Drew Carey: 34,000 points to Jack O'Neill for Randomness.

All guests: WHO BANISHED DREW TO THE SHADOW REALM?

DoL: ^-^ ME! I didn't want Moky and DVA to be bored!

***elsewhere***

Moky: You got any 11's?

DVA: Go fish.

***back with us***

Moky: I'm right here.

DoL: That was recorded earlier.

Moky: O.O I'm in trouble

Seto: Let me see the tape!

DoL: I would, but as of <NOW> The opening to the chapter is 2 pages and 2 binches in Microsoft Word's HTML document mode. I don't own anything except Karen… that didn't sound right… a few Country Music CD's, a Susan B. Anthony 1980 dollar coin, and a few other things… also a new (or rather old) pairing is being (re)added: Joey/Mai. And… I gotta do this (sorry): to Yugi's fangirl possé I add Téa, because she bribed me with $4.37.

Everyone except Téa: O.O

Yugi: NOT H… Well, okay.

DoL: Now, (1.9 inches later) we will FINALLY begin the now chapter. Oh, yes all video games are owned by their respective companies.

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Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!: Joey's Slumber Party:

Mokuba: *walks over to DoL* I wanna duel you in the Shadow Realm!

DoL: Well, if you insist…

DoL: Jinzo, attack!

Mokuba: I activate Shrink and my Crush Card! (VR: 950 ATK) *both elbows are taken by the Shadow Realm* AUGH! Now… my Crush Card… destroys all of… your powerful monsters, even Jinzo.

DoL: WRONG! I use Seven Tools of the Bandit! I pay 1000 Life Points… *right knee disappears* and it negates your Crush Card!

DoL: I offer all 3 of my monsters to summon Slifer, the Shadow Dragon.

Yugi (Voice Over): Mokuba, don't give up!

Yugi/Joey VO's: *argue with Seto VO*

Mokuba: *draws* WHOA! A Hellfire Shadow! I remove the FIRE and DARK monsters in my grave from play to summon Hellfire Shadow* in defense.

DoL: Magic Cards only work against Shadow God Cards for 1 turn.

Mokuba: I know! *smirk* and when it's damaged, my opponent takes 1/2 of that damage.

DoL: Huh? *other elbow disappears*

DVA: HEY! STOP THIS DUEL NOW!

D-6000 --> 5250 M-6550

DoL: SHADOW SLIFER, FINISH HIM NOW!!!

StSD: *energizes the attack*

DVA: *shields Mokuba*

DoL: Move DVA!

DVA: Moky did nothing to you!

StSD: *attacks DVA and Mokuba*

DVA: *closes eyes*

Mokuba: *squishes DVA*

StSD's attack hits.

Karen: *still KO'd* //I can't believe you did that!//

DoL: /Huh?/

Karen: //You know Mokuba didn't deserve to be engulfed by the shadows.//

DoL: /IT WAS MOKUBA'S IDEA, YAMI!//

Karen: //SO?!?//

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Karen: *start to awaken*

DoL: Ah, she awakens.

Yamineko: *hisses at DoL*

DoL: *hisses back louder*

Yamineko: *rubs all over DoL*

DoL: Awww… she's so KA-UTE!

Karen: Alright, hikari! You're gonna go down!

DoL: What, do you wanna duel me?

Karen: Yes, but this game is different than any you've played before.

DoL: *is interested* How so?

Karen: You see that randomly-yet-oh-so-usefully placed double-screened arcade-style Tetris Attack machine?

DoL: Whoa! That's strange, but yeah, I see it.

Karen: We'll play against each other with garbage blocks. Whoever wins this game, wins the Shadow Game.

DoL: To make it interesting, we'll play for 20 minutes. Whoever has won the most games, or if it's a tie, whoever has the most points at that time in that game will win.

Karen: Sounds fine to me.

Everyone: *walks over to the R-Y-O-S-U P D-S A-S T A (pronounced: ryo-sup-da-sast-a) machine*

Difficulty levels: Karen: 1; DoL: 3. (seriously, I'm that good).

*I will only show the recaps for each battle so it goes quickly*

Round 1 Winner: DoL; Round Time: 02:13; Total Time: 02:13

Round 2 Winner: DoL; Round Time: 03:09; Total Time: 05:22

Round 3 Winner: Karen; Round Time: 0:59; Total Time: 06:23

Round 4 Winner: Karen; Round Time: 06:47; Total Time: 13:10

Round 5 Winner: Karen; Round Time: 03:01; Total Time: 16:11

Round 6 Winner: DoL; Round Time: 03:17; Total Time: 19:28

DoL: Round 7, 32 seconds left. It's 3-3

Round 7: Round Time: 00:32; Total Time: 20:00

Scores: Karen-546 DoL-799

DoL: I win, 4-3. Want another try?

Karen: Seriously?

DoL: Yes.

Karen: You pick.

DoL: Platform: Sega Genesis. Game: Sonic the Hedgehog 2, 2P VS.

Final Scores:

P1-DoL P2-Karen

Green Hill Zone 1: P1

Green Hill Zone 2: P1

Casino Night Zone 1: P1

Casino Night Zone 2: P2

Casino Night Special Stage: P2

Mystic Cave Zone 1: P1

Mystic Cave Zone 2: P1

Special Stage 1: P2

Special Stage 2: P2

Final Score: 5-3

Winner: Player 1.

DoL: HAH! Try Again?

Karen: Hai.

LS: This is getting weird.

YF: *snuggling Yami and eating popcorn*

Yami: *french kisses YF*

YF: *overwhelmed*

DoL: o.O Ookay.

Karen: Weird.

DoL: Anyways, it's your pick at a game.

Karen: Starcraft.

DoL: Brood War Expansion?

Karen: No.

Result: DoL Wins.

Karen: I want another try!

DoL: Fine. My pick.

LS: *casts Lightning Strike, but accidentally blows up the couch YF and Yami were on* Uh, oops.

YF: *casts Cyber Flame*

LS: I use Force Feedback! *shoots a Cyber Flame right back*

MF: *casts Ultra-Blizzard at both of them*

Erika: Ensnare! *…(s) MF*

Ryou: SKITTLES! TASTE THE RAINBOW!

Karen/DoL: *stop the racing game they ware playing*

YF/LS/MF/Erika: *cast Heal on themselves*

Téa: *stops burning her friendship rants; looks at narrator* THEY'RE SPEECHES, YOU %^$@! *then stops*

Everyone else: *stops*

Everyone: *looks at Ryou*

Clouds: (A/N: In the Shadow Realm?!? Okay.) *start raining down skittles*

Seto: I must know how they get those little w's on those M & M's.

Marik: It's raining SKITTLES, idiot!

Seto: I know.

Marik: *facefault*

Malik: *to Maddie* WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?!?

TO BE CONTINUED…

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DoL: Well, I had to have at least ONE chapter-o'-randomness.

Serenity: So, uh, what's next week?

DoL: *spins the ever popular…*

Audience: WHEEL… OF… IDEAS! *cheers*

MC: And here's the host of our show: *picks a name out of a hat* JoeysGal!

JG-chan: Huh?

Audience: *chanting* SPIN THE WHEEL! SPIN THE WHEEL! SPIN THE WHEEL! *etc.*

JG-chan: *spins*

Wheel: (Joey's note: After da wheel spun for 25 seconds… Whoa! Dat's a powerful spin. Seto: Back off, wheeler, she's mine.) *lands on* DEMON LLAMAS!

JG-chan: O.O

DoL: And the next chapter will contain demon llamas.

Carl (from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron): DEMON LLAMAS!?! NOOOOOO!

DoL: BAKURA, GIVE ME BACK THE KEYS TO MY CDTM RIGHT NOW!

Bakura: *somewhere in the Beyblade universe; singing* The wheels on the bus go round and round…

DoL: Well, as of <THIS POINT> It's 10 pages plus 3.5 inches, including beginning and ending, my longest chapter EVER! Well, see ya next time.