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Joey's Slumber Party

Chapter 19

Back on Track

DoL: First off, thank ya'll for 519 visits (as of the time of writing).

Karen: And this is only chapter 19!!!

DoL: Actually, they've visited for 18 chapters and did you have to say "chapter 19"?

Kenny Chesney (Country Music Singer): Why am I here?

DoL: BAKURA!!!!

Bakura: Yes?

DoL: DID YOU SEND KENNY CHESNEY TO THE SHADOW REALM?!?

Bakura: Maybe.

DL: Tell the truth.

Bakura: …*groan* FINE! I did, okay?

DoL: Why?

Bakura: *hops in CDTM* SEE-YA!

CDTM: *zooms away*

Moky: Divastars63 and I are still in the Shadow Realm.

DVA: Yeah, he's right.

DoL: ^-^0

JG-chan: Let's just start this fic.

Maddie: Good idea.

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Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!: Joey's Slumber Party:

Karen: *start to awaken*

Karen: Alright, hikari! You're gonna go down!

DoL: What, do you wanna duel me?

Karen: Yes, but this game is different than any you've played before.

DoL: *is interested* How so?

Karen: You see that randomly-yet-oh-so-usefully placed double-screened arcade-style Tetris Attack machine?

DoL: Whoa! That's strange, but yeah, I see it.

Karen: We'll play against each other with garbage blocks. Whoever wins this game, wins the Shadow Game.

DoL: To make it interesting, we'll play for 20 minutes. Whoever has won the most games, or if it's a tie, whoever has the most points at that time in that game will win.

Karen: Sounds fine to me.

DoL: I win, 4-3. Want another try?

Karen: You pick.

DoL: Platform: Sega Genesis. Game: Sonic the Hedgehog 2, 2P VS.

Final Score: 5-4

DoL: HAH! Try Again? It's your pick at a game.

Karen: Starcraft.

Result: DoL Wins.

Karen: I want another try!

Ryou: SKITTLES! TASTE THE RAINBOW!

Seto: I must know how they get those little w's on those M & M's.

Malik: *to Maddie* WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END?!?

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RG: Are you feeling okay, Ryou-san?

Ryou: Yeah…

EBC/YGOF: *play rock-paper-scissors*

***20 minutes and 389 games later…***

Records: EBC-0 YGOF-0 Draws-389

Joey: *thinks for a second* That's 19.45 games per minute, which equals about 1 game every 3.0848329049 seconds.

Everyone else: O.O
DoL: Uh, Joey… what's your IQ?

Joey: 186.

DoL: O.O *brings everyone (minus Moky and DVA) back to Tsa*

MC: Aha! You're back! Ready for Round 6? It's Bakura vs Bandit Keith.

Serenity: How'd Keth get here?

DoL: He's always been here.

Serenity: *anime fall*

B-8000 K-8000

Bakura: I'll go first.

Keith: Fine.

Bakura: I summon La Jinn the Mystical Genie of the Lamp (1800/1000), in attack mode. I'll also set this face down. Go.

Keith: I summon Mechanicalchaser (1850/0800). I'll also equip it with Machine Conversion Factory to raise it's stats by 300 points. (1850/0800 --> 2150/1100) Mechanicalchaser, attack La Jinn!

B-7650 K-8000

Keith: Go.

Bakura: I play Exchange! Now we each take a card from each other's hand.

Bakura's Hand: Witty Phantom (1400/1300); Headless Knight (1450/1700); The Dark Door; Chaos Sorcerer (2300/2000).

Keith's Hand: Limiter Removal; Zera the Mant (2800/2300); Ground Attacker Bugroth (1500/1000); 7 Completed.

Bakura: *snatches Zera the Mant*

Keith: *takes Headless Knight*

Bakura: Now I activate Zera Ritual!

Keith: That's an oddly specific card to have down there.

Bakura: From my hand I offer Witty Phantom and Chaos Sorcerer (4+6=10; 10>8) and I summon Zera the Mant (2800/2300). Zera, attack Mechanicalchaser!

B-7650 K-7350

Yugi: /That wasn't a bad move. Kinda strange, but good./

Yami: //I know.//

Bakura: Your move.

Keith: I draw. Now I summon Ground Attacker Bugroth (1500/1000). Next, I'll use Limiter Removal to double it's power. (GAB: 1500 --> 3000 ATK). Finally, I'll set 1 card face down and let Ground Attacker Bugroth attack Zera!

B-7450 K-7350

Bakura: My turn, which means GAB is destroyed due to your Removal card. Now I play Monster Reborn so I can revive your Zera (2800/2300).

Keith: I activate Mecha Zombie Cannon Call.* This Quick-Play can be used when a monster is summoned in any way. It then lets me remove 2 Machines in my graveyard from play, Mechanicalchaser and GAB, to summon Mecha Zombie Cannon* from my deck (8/2970/1000), and it has a dual-type. It's a Machine, as well as a Zombie. And when it's summoned I can immediately equip it with anything from my hand regardless of whose turn it is. So I equip it with 7 Completed to raise it's ATK. (2970/1000 --> 3670/1000)

Bakura: I play The Dark Door and end my turn.

Téa: *snuggles Yugi* THIS IS SO… COOL!

EBC/YGOF: *on 2,867th game of RPS*

Téa: O.O

Keith: Aren't they done yet?

Bakura: I think they've tied 2867 times. Oops 2868.

Yugi: *falls asleep*

Yami: -.-

YF/LS/MF/Erika: *glomp Yami (yes, all at once… is that even possible?)*

Keith: Anyways, it's my turn. *draws* I summon Headless Knight (1450/1700) and use the Magic Card: Card of Sanctity. Now we each have 6 cards. Now I set 1 card and Mecha Zombie Cannon will attack Zera!

B-7450 --> 6580 K-7350

Bakura: I set 1 monster. Go.

Keith: I play Raigeki! This obliterates your monster. Now I activate Imperial Order, so all Magic Cards are negated. (MZC: 2970/1000) Now I'll set 3 cards and summon Cyber Transformer* (5/2100/1300). It's ability lets me summon it with no sacrifice. Now all 3 of my monsters will attack you directly!

B-6580 --> 3610 --> 1510 --> 0060 K-7350

Bakura: I draw and set 1 card monster. Go.

Keith: I'll pay 700 Life Points to keep my Imperial Order in play.

B-0060 K-6650

Keith: Cyber Transformer, attack!

Bakura: My card was Cyber Jar (0900/0900). It's effect destroys all monsters, then we each pick up 5 cards from our deck, show them to each other and summon or set all level 4 or lower monsters.

Keith's Cards: Mecha Mage* (7/0000/0000); Zera Ritual; Stell Ogre Grotto #2 (1800/2100); Mechanicalchaser (1850/0800); Kuriboh (0300/0200).

Keith: Mechanicalchaser in attack mode, and Kuriboh, set in defense.

Bakura's Cards: Man-Eater Bug (0450/0600); Man-Eater Bug (0450/0600), The Fiend Megacyber (2200/1200); Trap Master (0500/1100); Vengeful Bog Spirit.

Bakura: Both Man-Eater Bugs and the Trap Master are set in defense mode.

Keith: Mechanicalchaser, attack Bakura's face-down Trap Master.

Bakura: This will destroy your middle facedown card. *destroys Mirror Force*

Keith: Now I'll end my turn.

Bakura: *looks over 9-card hand* Hmmm… this will be interesting. I flip summon Both Man-Eater Bugs (0450/0600[x2]). They'll destroy your monsters. Next, I play Heavy Storm to obliterate every Magic and Trap card in play. Now I offer both of my monsters and summon Dark Magician (2500/2100). Now I remove Witty Phantom, Headless Knight, and La Jinn in my grave from play to summon Dark Necrofear (2200/2800). I'll also play Yami to boost their powers' by 200 points! (DM: 2700/2300; DN: 2400/3000) Now I play Revival of Black Magic.* Now I revive Zera the Mant as a Spellcaster (3000/2500). All 3 monsters will now attack your Life Points, Keith!

B-0060 K-6650 --> 3650 --> 1250 --> 0000

MC: And the winner is… Yami Bakura!

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DoL: *un-banishes Moky and DVA from the Shadow Realm* Sorry about that. I really don't know why I did that.

Voice in DoL's head: LET ME OUT!!!!!

Ending chapter…

Chapter complete.