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Joey's Slumber Party

Chapter 20

Round 1 Complete

DoL: Well, here we go!

Karen: YAY! IT'S THE 20TH CHAPTER!

DoL: Right. *collapses*

Serenity: You okay?

DoL: I think so. *eyes shine green for a split second* Oh, and Marik?

Marik: Yes?

DoL: You owe my $50.

Marik: WHAT?!?

DoL: You remember that bet we made?

Marik: NO WAY!

RG: Whatcha talkin' about?

DoL: Well, I bet Marik $50 that the Pharaoh would find a way around Bakura's Automatic Win certificate.

Marik: And he says he did.

RG: O.O

DoL: Yep. *warps in Yami*

Yami: Huh?

DoL: Yami, please tell the world how you outsmarted RG and Bakura's Automatic Win Certificate.

Yami: Well, the AWC was for 1 duel, so I challenged him to a 2-games-out-of-3 match. He automatically won #1, but I won the other 2, so I won, anyways! Yippie!

MF/Erika: o.O

RG: YAMI!!!! *casts Fire Wave at Yami*

YF/LS/MF/Erika: *counter with Psycho Shock, Fuzzball of Doom, Aqua Surge, and Ping Pong Ball Fury, respectively*

DoL: "Ping Pong Ball Fury"?

Erika: Yeah, it's my newest move.

RG: X.X

DoL: Oh, great. Oh, and I missed the Demon Llamas, so they'll be here. *spins name wheel* Mai, do the disclaimer.

Mai: Dragon_of_1000_Lands doesn't own diddly squat except for cards with a * after them. Even characters in cameos.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey! I'm making a cameo! *disappears*

Kenny Chesney: I'm still here.

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Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!: Joey's Slumber Party:

EBC/YGOF: *play rock-paper-scissors*

***20 minutes and 389 games later…***

Records: EBC-0 YGOF-0 Draws-389

Joey: *thinks for a second* That's 19.45 games per minute, which equals about 1 game every 3.0848329049 seconds.

DoL: Uh, Joey… what's your IQ?

Joey: 186.

MC: Aha! You're back! Ready for Round 6? It's Bakura vs Bandit Keith.

Bakura: I summon La Jinn the Mystical Genie of the Lamp (1800/1000), in attack mode. I'll also set this face down. Go.

Keith: I summon Mechanicalchaser (1850/0800). I'll also equip it with Machine Conversion Factory to raise it's stats by 300 points. (1850/0800 --> 2150/1100) Mechanicalchaser, attack La Jinn!

Keith: I activate Mecha Zombie Cannon Call.* This Quick-Play can be used when a monster is summoned in any way. It then lets me remove 2 Machines in my graveyard from play, Mechanicalchaser and GAB, to summon Mecha Zombie Cannon* from my deck (8/2970/1000), and it has a dual-type. It's a Machine, as well as a Zombie. And when it's summoned I can immediately equip it with anything from my hand regardless of whose turn it is. So I equip it with 7 Completed to raise it's ATK. (2970/1000 --> 3670/1000)

Téa: *snuggles Yugi* THIS IS SO… COOL!

EBC/YGOF: *on 2,867th game of RPS*

Téa: O.O

Keith: Aren't they done yet?

Bakura: I think they've tied 2867 times. Oops 2868.

Keith: I play Raigeki! This obliterates your monster. Now I activate Imperial Order, so all Magic Cards are negated. (MZC: 2970/1000) Now I'll set 3 cards and summon Cyber Transformer* (5/2100/1300). It's ability lets me summon it with no sacrifice. Now all 3 of my monsters will attack you directly!

Bakura's Life Points: 60

Bakura: *looks over 9-card hand* Hmmm… this will be interesting. I flip summon Both Man-Eater Bugs (0450/0600[x2]). They'll destroy your monsters. Next, I play Heavy Storm to obliterate every Magic and Trap card in play. Now I offer both of my monsters and summon Dark Magician (2500/2100). Now I remove Witty Phantom, Headless Knight, and La Jinn in my grave from play to summon Dark Necrofear (2200/2800). I'll also play Yami to boost their powers' by 200 points! (DM: 2700/2300; DN: 2400/3000) Now I play Revival of Black Magic.* Now I revive Zera the Mant as a Spellcaster (3000/2500). All 3 monsters will now attack your Life Points, Keith!

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*the other two duels are played out, but contain no YGO characters*

Bill vs Stephen Winner: Stephen

Sylphie vs Tuffer Winner: Sylphie

MC: Round 2 will commence shortly.

Suddenly a warp rift opens up connecting to the Flaming Underworld, and lo and behold, the demon llamas ESCAPE!

Joey: *within 2.948 second* there are exactly 1273 of them.

Mai: O.O How do you know?

Joey: Isn't it obvious?

Demon Llama 239: *puts Duke in a Deathgrip*

Ratchet (from Ratchet and Clank): I'm making a cameo, too! *pulls out random cheese grenade; throws it at llamas*

EBC: YOU IDIOT! THEY'RE DEMONS! THEY'RE IMMORTAL!

DoL: Oh, really?

Suddenly (A/N: I'm using this word a lot, eh?) DoL is engulfed in a Hellfire-type thingy.

Téa: *laughs* "Thingy"! is that a technical term.

Yes.

Téa: O.O Who are you?

I'm the narrator.

Téa: Prove it.

DoL: And in true George of the Jungle 2 style, a 'divine' hand comes down and pulls Téa up into the Ionosphere.

Thank you. Anyways, the Hellfire dies down, and DoL has spiky, bright-green hair, as well as a green luster from his body, with Hellfire eyes.

DoL: YES! I'M FREE!

Serenity: You're voice sounds so… evil.

DoL: THANK YOU!

***in DoL's mind***

DoL: Let me out!

???: You cannot overpower me!

***in Tsa***

DoL: *appears in transparent form like normal* HELP! This guy's taken over my body:

Joey: *pokepokepokes DoL (the transparent one): ^-^ Hey, you can't be touched.

The dude in DoL's body: MY NAME IS HELLFIRE SORCERER! CALL ME HELLFIRE!

DoL: You're in my body!

Hellfire: DIE! *engulfs DoL in a… wait, guess. THAT'S RIGHT! A Hellfire!

DoL: *shrieks*

Serenity: You're goin' down you Son of a ^$@*!

Joey: O.O

Serenity: CYBER SHOCK! *directly hits Hellfire*

Hellfire: Takes no damage*

Demon Llama 666: I AM THE KING OF DEATH!

Hellfire: I AM THE KING OF YOU! THAT MAKES ME THE KING OF DEATH AND YOU THE PRINCE OF DEATH!

Every other non-llama: O.O

Demon Llama 666: O.OU Oooooookay.

DoL: *is sent to the Egyptian Underworld*

Osiris: Oh, my! You weren't supposed to die! *yeah, an Inuyasha cliché*

Anubis: MINE!

Osiris: MINE!

DoL: DARK ENERGY SHOCKWAVE! *smashes into Anubis*

Anubis: X.X

Osiris: O.O B-b-b-b-b-b-but… Anubis is Immortal.

DoL: That doesn't mean he's Invincible. Which reminds me… *pulls out random game controller*

X-Box Controller Input: X, Y, R-Trigger, L-Trigger, Black, Black, Black, Y, B, Up, Down, Up, Up, R-Trigger.

Booming Voice: CHEAT ACTIVATED! INVINCIBILITY!

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DoL: That was… odd.

Serenity: *repeatedly punching Hellfire*

Hellfire: *sleeping*

Everyone else; -.-0

DoL: 2 B Continued.