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Joey's Slumber Party

Chapter 22

Into the Shadows

Karen: Ookay… this is chapter 22.

Pegasus: Yep.

Duke: Okay, so, like, what are we gonna do?

Karen: Just Ad-lib, I guess.

Joey: But, Karen. We always do dat.

Karen: ^-^ Oh yeah!

Serenity: I WANT DOL BACK!

Mokuba: Don't worry, I'll help.

DVA: *squishes Moky* MY HERO!

Mokuba: can't… breathe… *passes out*

DL: *summons her Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500)* I'll try to find a way into the Shadow Realm!

Yugi: Maybe Seto Kaiba could help us.

Seto: O.O Uh… how do you know about the Shadow Force I?

Yugi: I didn't. But now I do! Can we use it?

Seto: Maybe…

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Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!: Joey's Slumber Party:

DoL: Hellfire, I challenge you to a Shadow Game!

Hellfire: *warps us to Shadow Realm, along with the rest of the people… except Téa*

DoL: Okay, in this Shadow Game, we'll each use only 50 cards, but the Shadow Realm provides them, so we can use any 50 we want.

Hellfire: Fine!

Hellfire: My monster, Needle Worm, now discards the top 5 cards of your deck.

DoL's discarded cards: Injection Fairy Lily; Spirit Message "A"; Cyber Transformer; Man-Eater Bug; Left Arm of the Forbidden One.

Hellfire: HAH! There go Destiny Board and Exodia Victories for you!

DoL: Exodia, maybe, but I have 2 more Spirit Message "A"s in my deck.

Hellfire: I summon Hellfire Dragon!

DoL: Now I activate this: Contract with Exodia. First I pay 2000 Life Points and then I summon Exodia Necross!!!

DoL: It can't be destroyed in battle.

Hellfire: Well, I can still hurt you!

DoL: Seiyaryu, attack!

Hellfire: It was a Cyber Jar.

DoL: NOOO! THAT DESTROYS EXODIA, TOO!

Hellfire: I Flip Summon Needle Worm!

DoL: NOOO! *discards 4*

Hellfire: You have no cards left in your deck, and still need to discard. That means: YOU LOSE!

DoL: NO WAY!!!

Hellfire: *takes Millennium Rod and sends DoL to the Shadow Realm*

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Serenity: *still attacking Hellfire*

Seto: Hey! I might be able to help.

Yugi: How?

Seto: I have a machine to rip open a hole to the Shadow Realm at my lab.

JG-chan: -.- That won't help.

Seto: Why?

Karen: Only DoL and Hellfire can do that. And Hellfire won't help, obviously.

***Meanwhile, in the Shadow Realm***

DoL: *sees a Tyrant Dragon (2900/2400)* Hey, uh, Dragon.

Tyrant: *looks at DoL*

DoL: If you're here, there must be a portal to the Monster World around here somewhere, right?

Tyrant: *nods*

DoL: Could you take me there? Maybe a Dark Magician or something can help get home.

Tyrant: *nods; signals DoL to get on it's back*

***In Tsa***

Marik: Wait! While I was in the Shadow Realm after Battle City, I remember seeing Duel Monsters there.

Yami: So?
Marik: Well… that means there's a portal to the Monster World. Which means that if we got to the Monster World, we could get him.

Bakura: Couldn't Yami, Shadi, and me just combine our Millennium Items and send all of us to the Shadow Realm?

Marik: No, because only our souls would go. And, of course, DoL was only a soul when he dueled. Although, in the Shadow Realm, he's solid.

***in Monster World***

Harpie Lady: …and a Diet Coke.

Cashier (a Mystical Elf): That'll be 843 credits.

Harpie: These tax increases are getting weird.

Mystical Elf: Yeah, really.

*suddenly, they hear a crash outside*

???: Good enough. *scratches a Tyrant Dragon behind the ears*

Lord of Dragons: I think that's one of my Dragons.

Celtic Guardian: Hmmm…

???: Walks in.

Dark Magician Girl: *looks ??? up and down* Who are you?

???: Uh, hi. My name is DoL. DoL Lands.

Celtic Guardian: I've never heard of your kind of Duel Monster.

DoL: I'm not a Duel Monster. I'm a human.

DMG: Wow, a human. He's kinda cute.

Mystical Elf Cashier: Would you like to place an order?

DoL: I don't have any money.

DMG: I'll pay for him!

ME: Okay.

DoL: *orders his food and a drink*

Mystical Elf: 1786 credits.

DMG: *plops down a C2000 bill*

M. Elf: 214 is your change.

***After DoL got his food***

DMG: Come on over and sit next to me. I just barely got here. *grabs DoL's hand*

DoL: Luckily, I can hold my tray in one hand.

***Back in Tsa***

Karen: I just hope he's not flirting with a Duel Monster.

Serenity: >.<+ And you care WHY?!?

Karen: ^-^ Uh, no reason.

Marik: Karen, I get the feeling that you love your Hikari more than me.

Karen: What?!? That's crazy! But he's right.

Marik: I don't need to take this! Just stay away from me!

Karen: FINE!

Bakura: This is getting weird.

2 B Continued…

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Marik: KAREN, YOU LITTLE #$%^!

Karen: Hmph.

Serenity: *forgets about Hellfire and attacks Karen*

Kuriboh: THERE IS NOW A MODIFIED PARINING.

Yugi: You can talk?

Kuriboh: YEP! ^-^ First off, Marik/Karen is now deleted; while Serenity/DoL is now Serenity, Karen, and a Dark Magician Girl/DoL.

Bakura: END CHAPTER!!!