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Joey's Slumber Party

Chapter 39

The Finalhazard

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Finalhazard: *charges up a cannon on Space Colony ARK*

<A/N: Yes, more Sonic X stuff. This is just a temporary crossover (I hope).>

???? (male): Since this is a crossover, temporarily, I'll help. If 1 anime is destroyed like this, all of them might ravel together, or apart, or both.

Mokuba: Izzy from Digimon Seasons 1 & 2?

Izzy: Yep. He only has 3 Chaos Emeralds, so unless he finds more of them, it'll take 1 hour to fully charge up.

Tentomon (Izzy's Digi-partner): I'll help, too!

Allister: This crossover just gets weirder and weirder.

Karen: Hey, it's already out of control, why not have this happen?

Valon: I play Armor Gravitation! *summons 5 random Armor Parts to make a suit of Armor*

Goku: *goes Super Saiyan 1*

Ash: Pikachu, Thunder!

Pikachu: PIKA…CHUUUUUU!!!

Finalhazard: *unaffected*

Fireball Mario: It's-a me!

Kirby: *squeaks*

FB Mario: *shoots a fireball*

Kirby: *sucks it in to become Burning Kirby*

Some Random Dude from Oklahoma: Hi!

Ang (from Avatar: The Last Airbender): I'm here!

Ken (from Digimon Season 2): Go, Wormmon.

Davis (a. k. a. Daisuke from Digimon Season 2): Go, Veemon

Ken and Davis: DNA Digivolution!

Paildramon: Desperado Blaster!

Finalhazard: *shoots a Black Sphere at Paildramon's attack*

Both attacks counter each other.

Omi (from Xiaolin Showdown): Orb of Tornami -- Ice!

Finalhazard: *uses his Pink Egg attack to shield*

Lugia & Ho-oh: *use Aeroblast and Sacred Fire, respectively*

Finalhazard: *dodges*

Yamineko (remember her?): *attacks with Energy Cannon*

SSJ1: Kamehameha! *adds attack's power to Yamineko*

Paildramon: Let's help, too. Desparado Blaster!

Kabuterimon: Electroshocker!

Pikachu: PIKA…CHUUUUUU! *uses Thunder to increase the attack's power*

Seto: I summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon (3000/2500).

BEWD: *powers up combo with her Burst Stream of Destruction*

Combo attack hits.

Damage inflicted: 0

Finalhazard: 50,000,000 HP (or 50.000.000 in some other places)

Finalhazard: *shoots Eclipse Cannon at Blue-Eyes*

Blue-Eyes White Dragon destroyed.

Seto: 8000 Life Points --> 0 Life Points and out of commission. Seto faints.

Allister: Sky Fortress Ziggurat (3000 ATK), attack the Finalhazard.

---Repeat permormance of what just happened to Kaiba-boy… Hey, Pegasus!

Pegasus: Sorry.---

Allister: *with 0 Life Points, falls on top of Seto Kaiba*

Karen: Cute!

Joey's watch: 02:20:42 AM

Shadi, Karen, Yami Yugi, and Yami Bakura: *use the 7 Millennium Items to increase Paildramon's power*

Imperialdramon (Fighter Mode): Millennium Cannon!

Finalhazard: *shields, but is still hit*

Finalhazard: 49,999,999 HP (49.999.999 HP)

Sonic/Shadow: We have 4 emeralds.

Hellfire: Cool. *harnesses Chaos Emeralds' power and goes to Dark Human LV 2* *jumps and attacks* Chaos Cannon!

Finalhazard: 49,999,998 HP (49.999.998 HP)

Sonic: He does have a weak spot. Extremely weak.

Big 5 (not the team): I summon Satellite Cannon (0/0). Seek its weak spot and attack!

Finalhazard: *roars* 42,639,455 HP (42.639.455 … Aww, well, you know by now.)

Finalhazard: *attacks Satellite Cannon*

Big 5's Life Points: 8000 --> 0

Big 5: *collapses*

Shadow: What… where was the weak spot? *shakes Big 5*

Big 5: …

Shadi: It's no good.

Yuna (from Final Fantasy X) *casts Blizzaga*

Finalhazard: *counterattacks, stopping Blizzaga and attacking Yuna*

Yuna: 5214 HP --> 0 HP

Random Chocobo: *uses Phoenix Down on Seto, Allister, Big 5, and Yuna*

S, A, B5: 8000 Life Points

Yuna: 5214 HP

Time: 02:29:36 AM

Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda (Fairly Oddparents): *poof in*

Timmy: I wish the Finalhazard away!

C&W's wands: *Make the wand-not-working-PFFT-noise*

Timmy: Let me guess…

C&W: He's unaffected by Fairy Magic.

Timmy: I said let me guess!

Duke: Téa, your Friendship Speech 49-C-beta can save us.

Téa: No way! This is too much fun! *attacks with Chaos Blaze*

Attack had no effect.

Téa: Besides, that was the first one I burned.

Duke: Didn't you memorize them?

Téa: Yeah, but when I burned them, I forgot them.

Duke: *facefault*

Valon: Hello! Still in a suit of armor here! ((0/0) Except burning Knuckle (1000/0).)

Misty: Ash! You said you went to go use the toilet!

Ash: *points at finalhazard* This is kinda importanter.

Misty: Oh, I see.

Togepi: *Metronomes up a Hyper Beam at Finalhazard*

Finalhazard: *still unaffected. What didja think?*

Duke: *to Téa* Can you think of one?

Téa: Uhhh…

Finalhazard: *Blackspheres Téa*

Téa: Cool! "Blackspheres" is a verb now! *is hit & KO'd*

Allister: Gorlag (1000 --> 1500 ATK), att…

Joey: Forget it. Fir can't burn in space.

Allister: Oh, yeah. Not without Oxygen.

Seto: I summon 2 more Blue-Eyes White Dragons (3000/2500 [x2]). Find a weak…

Finalhazard: *attacks a Blue-Eyes*

That Blue-Eyes is destroyed.

Seto: Not again! (Life Points: 8000 --> 0)

SSJ Goku: *LV's up to SSJ4* Spirit Bomb!

Everyone: *gives some energy*

Finalhazard's HP: 36,214,11 (after hitting a weak spot)

SSJ4 Goku: Not good.

Miss Sakaki (from Azumanga Daioh): Oh. A cat. *moves hand closer to Yamineko*

Yamineko: *chomps down on Sakaki's hand*

Miss Sakaki: *licks her wound like a kawaii neko!*

Shobu Kirifuda (Duel Masters): I summon Bolshack Dragon (6000+) and Metalwing Skyterror (7000).

Tai: You sound just like me. Anyway…

Tai and Matt: Go!

Omnimon: Garuru Cannon (Supreme Cannon)!

Finalhazard uses a Black Sphere!

Omnimon: *is hit and de-fuses*

Koromon & Tsunomon bounce upon hitting the ground.

Izzy: Uh oh.

Clock: 02:35:58 AM

2 B Continued…