Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Just Like You ❯ You're not Bakura!!! ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
-Mariks house on Monday-

Marik:*In the shower*Stupid pharoah... I will make him give me that puzzle. One way or another.Soap...soapsoap...*Lookas down* DAMN THAT'S SMALL!!I ain't touchin that!*Grabs towel and walks out of the bathroom*Even if I have to go to the bathroom.

Ishizu:Marik,why did you scream you know...*Drools at Yami's wet body*

Marik:This is all your fault sis.*Turns toward his room*There's nothing under this thing anyway.And you ain't even goin near it!

Ishizu:Hmph!*Goes off to her room*

Marik:I will get my revenge...today.

-Kaiba's mansion-

Kaiba:So let's just pretend it's normal,ok?

Anzu:That's gonna be hard.Being a guy and all.

Yugi:She's right.We don't even look like ourselves.

Yami:We'll have to live with it for now.

Kaiba:Right.

-Ryou and Bakura's house-

Ryou:*Banging on the bathroom door* OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!!

Bakura:Shutup!

Ryou:*Leans on the door*What are you doing anyway?!

Bakura:Make-up!

Ryou:Make-up?

Bakura:*Opens door making Ryou fall* How do you like it?

Ryou:Erm...Pretty?

Bakura:Thanks.Let's go!

-Domino High-

Kaiba:So we know what to do?

Ryou:Right.

Yami:Let's go!

Bakura:Where's Marik?

Ryou:Who cares?

Bakura:Hmm...Anzu better not do anything embarrasing...*Watches her from far away*

Ryou:Oh I'm sure she won't.

Anzu:Hey,Yugi?

Yugi:What?

Anzu:You still love meh though I look like a guy?

Yugi:Of course!

Anzu:Good!*Kisses him*

Ryou:I mean what can Anzu do?

Bakura:You're right I gue-OH SHIT!!

People:*Watch 'Bakura' and 'Kaiba' make out and laugh*

Kaiba:Nooo!!!

Yami:Ooh...

Bakura:I'M NOT GAY!!!

Yami:Let's get to class...

-Math 101-

Teacher:Alright,we got a math test.Let's start!MUAHAHA!!

People:*Sweatdrops*

Bakura:%%The square root of...Oh crap! I'll just get answers from Ryou.Thinking is too hard!//Ryou// Nothing...//Ryou...?HELOOO!!// No answer!Crap I'll just think myself.%%

Ryou:%%I didn't study.Shit.MAybe Bakura had luck.
//Bakura?//
//....//
//Baku?//
//....//
//BAKURA//
//Eep!//
//Bakura...//
//Who is this?//
//Ryou,duh.Who's this?//
//Anzu...//
//AGH!! You're in my mind link!//
//Why?//
//I guess when you guys switched the mind link stayed thre.//
//Cool!We can be mind sisters!//
//Brothers.But no.//
//Why not?//
//Because//
//Cause why?//
//Cause.//
//Why?//
//Bye!//

Ryou:%%It's me and my Yami's mind link.Not hers.%%

-Lunch,everyone is siting in a group-

Anzu:So how'd everyone do?

Kaiba:I did good.

Yami:Me too.

Ryou:Me three.

Yugi:Uhh...Kaiba?

Kaiba:What?

Yugi:You failed in chemistry.

Kaiba:WHAT!!?!?

Yugi:It exploded...kinda.

Kaiba:Bastard!I'll kill you!

Bakura:Anyone seen Marik?

Yami:There he is.What's he wearing?

Anzu:Assless pants,a half tank top,and a boombox.

Ryou:That can't be good...

Bakura:*Smiles*It can be evil though!

Marik:*Stands up on a table* Fellow puny mortals! I am going to show my school spirit through dance!Observe!

Anzu:Damn Yami you look good in assless pants!

Yami:Really?

Marik:Hit it!*Music plays and he starts wildly dancing*

Shake that thing Miss Kana Kana
Shake that thing Miss Annabella
Shake that thing yan Donna Donna
Jodi and Rebecca

Woman Get busy, Just shake that booty non-stop
When the beat drops
Just keep swinging it
Get jiggy
Get crunked up
Percolate anything you want to call it
Oscillate you hip and don’t take pity
Me want fi see you get live ‘pon the riddim when me ride
And me lyrics a provide electricity
Gal nobody can tell you nuttin’
Can you done know your destiny

Yo sexy ladies want par with us
In a the car with us
Them nah war with us
In a the club them want flex with us
To get next to us
Them cah vex with us
From the day me born jah ignite me flame gal a call me name and its me fame
Its all good girl turn me on
‘Til a early morn’
Let’s get it on
Let’s get it on ‘til a early morning
Girl it’s all good just turn me on

Woman don’t sweat it, don’t get agitate just gwaan rotate
Can anything you want you know you must get it
From you name a mentuin
Don’t ease the tension just run the program gals wan pet it
Just have a good time
Gal free up unu mind caw nobody can dis you man won‘t let it can
You a the number one gal
Wave you hand
Make them see you wedding band


Yo sexy ladies want par with us
In a the car with us
Them nah war with us
In a the club them want flex with us
To get next to us
Them cah vex with us
From the day me born jah ignite me flame gal a call me name and its me fame
Its all good girl turn me on
‘Til a early morn’
Let’s get it on
Let’s get it on ‘til a early morning
Girl it’s all good just turn me on

Woman Get busy , Just shake that booty non-stop
When the beat drops
Just keep swinging it
Get jiggy
Get crunked up
Percolate anything you want to call it
Oscillate you hip and don’t take pity
Me want fi see you get live ‘pon the riddim when me ride
And me lyrics a provide electricity
Gal nobody can tell you nuttin’
Can you done know your destiny


Yo sexy ladies want par with us
In a the car with us
Them nah war with us
In a the club them want flex with us
To get next to us
Them cah vex with us
From the day me born jah ignite me flame gal a call me name and its me fame
It’s all good girl turn me on
‘til a early morn’
let’s get it on
let’s get it on ‘til a early morning
girl…it’s all good just turn me on

Yo, Shake that thing
Miss Kana Kana shake that thing
Yo, Annabella shake that thing
Miss Donna Donna
Yo Miss Jodi yu’r di one and Rebecca shake that thing

Yo shake that thing
Yo Joanna shake that thing
Yo Annabella shake that think
Miss Kana Kana


Yo sexy ladies want par with us
In a the car with us
Them nah war with us
In a the club them want flex with us
To get next to us
Them cah vex with us
From the day me born jah ignite me flame
gal a call me name and its me fame
Its all good girl turn me on
‘Til a early morn’
Let’s get it on
Let’s get it on ‘til a early morning
Girl it’s all good just turn me on

Yo sexy ladies want par with us
In a the car with us
Them nah war with us
In a the club them want flex with us
To get next to us
Them cah vex with us
From the day me born jah ignite me flame
gal a call me name and its me fame
Its all good girl turn me on
‘Til a early morn’
Let’s get it on
Let’s get it on ‘til a early morning
Girl it’s all good just turn me on

Let’s get it on ‘til a early morning
Girl it’s all good just turn me on



People:*Point and laugh*

Bakura:That was hot...But not in the gay way.

Ryou:Right...

Yami:*Hides in arms*

Marik:THANK YOU!!!Remember,I'm a gaywad!

Kaiba:Let's get to class.

Ryou:See ya guys!

Yami:*Starts walking but feels someone grab his wrist*

Teacher:You thought you could get away couldn't you?

Yami:...What...?

Teacher:It's time for your phsycology session!

Yami:Oh...right.

Teacher:Let's go!

Yami:%%Shit...%%