Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Just Like You ❯ You Had To Be There,But Why If You Heard It? ( Chapter 4 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: -InternetKnowingKitty- 
There's sometimes that you don't need to know details...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.24.2004 | Updated On: 07.03.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 830 | Visits: 201 | Status: Completed
There's sometimes that you don't need to know details...
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Angst / / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.24.2004 | Updated On: 07.03.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 830 | Visits: 201 | Status: Completed
So far,we're right after school,Yami's somewhere curled up in a ball because of what recently happened in the cafeteria,Yugi and Anzu went off somewhere,Kaiba went somewhere with Joey since Jou thought it was Yugi,Marik is off exploding live frogs by feeding them cherry bombs, and we start with Ryou and Bakura at their house-
Ryou:*Typing on the computer*
Bakura:Hey,Ryou?
Ryou:*Turns around*What?
Bakura:What's for dinner?
Ryou:*Wrinkles eyebrow* Why should I care?
Bakura:We're out of food.
Ryou:I went shopping on Friday! What happened to it?
Bakura:You know what happened before we switched bodies?
Ryou:Wait...
-Flashback.Bakura and Ryou are in the back hard with food and a slingshots-
Bakura:You sure this will work?
Marik:Please I'm sure.Just stay quiet.
Bakura:Alright.I'll learn after you.
Marik:*Sits on the floor and makes a squeaky sound*C'mere little people... I won't hurt you...
Bakura:*Snickers behind him*
Marik:Quiet! Here comes a squirrel!
Brainless Squirrel:*Prances over to Marik*
Marik:*Pets the squirrel* Alright...NOW!!!
Bakura:*Takes out duct tape and tapes the squirrel*
Marik:Hurry up! *Holds the squirrel down*Hurry and break out the food!
Bakura:*Stuffs in food inside the squirrel*
Marik:Stuff as much as you can!
Bakura:Right!*Keeps stuffing food* We're all out!
Marik:Good!It's fat enough.*Picks up the squirrel*Help me duct tape it more!
*Minutes later*
Bakura:*Hiding in the bushes with Marik*Who are we going to get?
Marik:*Points over somewhere* There's Ryou!
Bakura:No not Ryou.He'll skin our asses.There's Otogi!
Marik:Perfect.Let's get the pretty boy!
Bakura:*Gets out the slingshot*Ready?
Marik:*Grabs the squirrel*Yup!
Bakura:*Puts it on the slingshot*
Marik:Aim...
Bakura and Marik:FIRE!!!
Brainless Squirrel:???*Flies toward Otogi*
Bakura:Hey Otogi!!
Otogi:*Turns around*What? AGH!!!*Gets hit by the squirrel*
Marik:*High fives Bakura*Direct hit!
Bakura:Not only that,I stuffed a mini bomb in there so...
Brainless squirrel:*Explodes into Otogi's hair*
Otogi:Nooo!! I'm melting!! *Melts into a puddle*
Marik:Muahahah!!
-End Flashback-
Ryou:Right.Order pizza.
Bakura:Ok.*Runs off*
Ryou:*Stares back at computer*Stupid homework.How can you make a fake celebrity ID if Michael Jackson is both races? ARGHH!!*Slams head into computer keyboard*I swear if-
//Oohh...Yugi//
Ryou:Whoah,what was that?
//Yugi you're such a sex god...//
Ryou:Oh shit Anzu's in my head!!
//Ooh don't touch there...//
Ryou:SHIT!!!
//*Giggle*Oh you're so sexy as Kaiba-//
//ANZU SHADDUP!!!//
//Whoah,what?//
//Anzu what are you doing?//
//Making love with Yugi...//
//*Gulp*In Bakura's body?!//
//There's a problem?//
//You bet! He's going to kill you!//
//Well like I...oh Yugi that's damn nice...//
//Anzu?//
//Yugi...Oh!//
Ryou:*Bangs head again*STOP THE VOICES!!!
Bakura:*Hears Ryou yelling and walks in*What voices?
Ryou:Eh,nothing.I'm going to go see Ishizu.
Bakura:Whatever.
-Ishizu and Marik's house-
Ryou:*Slams fists into the door*
Ishizu:*Opens door*Yes?
Ryou:Can you stop the spell already?!
Ishizu:Why no sireebob!
Ryou:Why?
Ishizu:I have my reasons...*Turns seeing Marik in Yami's body and starts drooling*
Ryou:WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?!?
Ishizu:Calm down!
Ryou:CALM DOWN? THERE'S VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!
Ishizu:I can't believe you treat me like this!I spared you!
Ryou:Spared me?! You tortured me!
Ishizu:THAT'S IT! I'm changing you!!!
Ryou:*Stops the insanity*Change? What kind of change*
Ishizu:You want to go crazy? Fine! *Pours stuff on his head*
Ryou:NOOO MY SANITY!!!
-Back at Ryou's house-
Bakura:*Hears the doorbell ring*Pizzas here!*Opens door*
Ryou:*At the door with a chainsaw on* Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeees Ryoooooo!!!
Bakura:Erm...Ryou?
Ryou:*Laughs evily*Ishizu made me insane!! Can't...stop....going...CRAZY!!!
Bakura:*Looks up toward the sky* Finally,I have a son and one I can be proud of!
Ryou:*Typing on the computer*
Bakura:Hey,Ryou?
Ryou:*Turns around*What?
Bakura:What's for dinner?
Ryou:*Wrinkles eyebrow* Why should I care?
Bakura:We're out of food.
Ryou:I went shopping on Friday! What happened to it?
Bakura:You know what happened before we switched bodies?
Ryou:Wait...
-Flashback.Bakura and Ryou are in the back hard with food and a slingshots-
Bakura:You sure this will work?
Marik:Please I'm sure.Just stay quiet.
Bakura:Alright.I'll learn after you.
Marik:*Sits on the floor and makes a squeaky sound*C'mere little people... I won't hurt you...
Bakura:*Snickers behind him*
Marik:Quiet! Here comes a squirrel!
Brainless Squirrel:*Prances over to Marik*
Marik:*Pets the squirrel* Alright...NOW!!!
Bakura:*Takes out duct tape and tapes the squirrel*
Marik:Hurry up! *Holds the squirrel down*Hurry and break out the food!
Bakura:*Stuffs in food inside the squirrel*
Marik:Stuff as much as you can!
Bakura:Right!*Keeps stuffing food* We're all out!
Marik:Good!It's fat enough.*Picks up the squirrel*Help me duct tape it more!
*Minutes later*
Bakura:*Hiding in the bushes with Marik*Who are we going to get?
Marik:*Points over somewhere* There's Ryou!
Bakura:No not Ryou.He'll skin our asses.There's Otogi!
Marik:Perfect.Let's get the pretty boy!
Bakura:*Gets out the slingshot*Ready?
Marik:*Grabs the squirrel*Yup!
Bakura:*Puts it on the slingshot*
Marik:Aim...
Bakura and Marik:FIRE!!!
Brainless Squirrel:???*Flies toward Otogi*
Bakura:Hey Otogi!!
Otogi:*Turns around*What? AGH!!!*Gets hit by the squirrel*
Marik:*High fives Bakura*Direct hit!
Bakura:Not only that,I stuffed a mini bomb in there so...
Brainless squirrel:*Explodes into Otogi's hair*
Otogi:Nooo!! I'm melting!! *Melts into a puddle*
Marik:Muahahah!!
-End Flashback-
Ryou:Right.Order pizza.
Bakura:Ok.*Runs off*
Ryou:*Stares back at computer*Stupid homework.How can you make a fake celebrity ID if Michael Jackson is both races? ARGHH!!*Slams head into computer keyboard*I swear if-
//Oohh...Yugi//
Ryou:Whoah,what was that?
//Yugi you're such a sex god...//
Ryou:Oh shit Anzu's in my head!!
//Ooh don't touch there...//
Ryou:SHIT!!!
//*Giggle*Oh you're so sexy as Kaiba-//
//ANZU SHADDUP!!!//
//Whoah,what?//
//Anzu what are you doing?//
//Making love with Yugi...//
//*Gulp*In Bakura's body?!//
//There's a problem?//
//You bet! He's going to kill you!//
//Well like I...oh Yugi that's damn nice...//
//Anzu?//
//Yugi...Oh!//
Ryou:*Bangs head again*STOP THE VOICES!!!
Bakura:*Hears Ryou yelling and walks in*What voices?
Ryou:Eh,nothing.I'm going to go see Ishizu.
Bakura:Whatever.
-Ishizu and Marik's house-
Ryou:*Slams fists into the door*
Ishizu:*Opens door*Yes?
Ryou:Can you stop the spell already?!
Ishizu:Why no sireebob!
Ryou:Why?
Ishizu:I have my reasons...*Turns seeing Marik in Yami's body and starts drooling*
Ryou:WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?!?
Ishizu:Calm down!
Ryou:CALM DOWN? THERE'S VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!
Ishizu:I can't believe you treat me like this!I spared you!
Ryou:Spared me?! You tortured me!
Ishizu:THAT'S IT! I'm changing you!!!
Ryou:*Stops the insanity*Change? What kind of change*
Ishizu:You want to go crazy? Fine! *Pours stuff on his head*
Ryou:NOOO MY SANITY!!!
-Back at Ryou's house-
Bakura:*Hears the doorbell ring*Pizzas here!*Opens door*
Ryou:*At the door with a chainsaw on* Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeees Ryoooooo!!!
Bakura:Erm...Ryou?
Ryou:*Laughs evily*Ishizu made me insane!! Can't...stop....going...CRAZY!!!
Bakura:*Looks up toward the sky* Finally,I have a son and one I can be proud of!