Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style ❯ Yugi: Escaped Midget From The Circus? ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

I got this idea from reading this other fic that said know your stars in it….or something like that ^^; Newayz, this'll probably suck, so I suggest you refrain from reading any further. This is going to be like….like if you've ever seen all that on nick. Just with the Yugioh characters ^^ I hope you like it. If I get some reviews, maybe I'll continue.

DISCLAIMER:

KH4ever: Of course I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. What would make you think that?

Gorax805: Well, the shirt that you're wearing is a little misleading….

Shirt says: YES I own Yu-gi-oh! What are YOU going to do about it?!

KH4ever: ^^; oh, that…umm….hehehe….*gets out marker and piece of paper. Writes: I don't own Yu-gi-oh and tapes it to her shirt* ALL BETTER! ^^

Gorax805: ^^'' Right….so, how exactly did you get so stupid?

KH4ever: I think it's genetic ^^

Gorax805: -_-; That'd explain a lot.

KH4ever: ONTO THE FIC!!! ^^

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***KNOW YOUR STARS***

Know your stars….

…..Know your stars

Yugi Motou…..

…..Is an escaped midget from the circus

Yugi: Hey! Are you implying that I'm short?! Well…I'm not! I'm just vertically challenged. And….I've never lived in a circus! I live at the Kame (sp?) Game shop with my Grandpa!

Yugi Motou…..

…..Couldn't duel his way out of a paper bag

Yugi: WHAT?! If I can't duel, how'd I earn the title KING OF GAMES?!

Random Voice Guy: That was Yami…..

Yugi: Yeah, well, but…he…I….TECHNICALLY, we're the same person!

Yugi Motou…..

…..Once stole a deck of duel monsters cards from a little kid

Yugi: No I didn't! I've never stolen anything from anyone! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS INFORMATION FROM CREEPY VOICE GUY?!?!?! WHO ARE YOU!?!?!

Random Voice Guy: First of all it's Random voice guy, and second of all, I don't talk to escaped midgets who go around stealing little kids cards just because they can't duel for themselves.

Yugi: THAT'S IT! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, but I'LL FIND YOU! You and your evil group of crazy random voice peoples! I'll catch you!!!!!! And for the last time….I'M NOT SHORT! >O<

Random Voice Guy: Your Yami's told us otherwise…..

Yugi: GRR…..YAMI?! *grabs millennium puzzle off of his neck and holds it in front of his face* WHAT DID YOU TELL THIS PSYCHO?! HUH? I know you're in there you coward! *continues to interrogate the puzzle*

Random Voice Guy: -_-; ummm….Now you know, Yugi Motou…..

Yugi: HEY! I'm not done with you! Get back here!

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^_^ Wasn't that fun Alyssa? *silence* ALYSSA?!?!?!

Random Voice Guy: April Lanzet…..

KH4ever: NOT YOU AGAIN! *gets out mallet*

Random Voice Guy: X_X

KH4ever: Phew! Okay, now that that's over with, please review and tell me what you think! I did this out of boredom, so don't blame me if it has a 0% humor factor!

Gorax805: *comes out of hiding place* Read the next chapter and see who encounters the creepy-(AHEM!) I mean RANDOM voice guy next.

GOOD! Now review or suffer the wrath of the random voice guy!…..

Oh yeah, he's unconcious. HEHEHE ^^;