Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style ❯ Seto: Heart Of Gold? ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer:

I don't own Yugioh, do you?

…

I didn't think so. -.-;

KH4ever: Even though I'm trying to update Broken Trust before I update my other fics, I won't forget about this fic! But as long as people are reading, I'm writing. That's my motto!

Gorax805: Since when?

KH4ever: Since five minutes ago ^^

GX805: -_-;

KH4ever: Now who shall be our next victim? Hmmm….

*Yugioh cast backs away*

Darkanimechick: OooO! I know! Pick me!!!

GX805: Where'd she come from?

KH4ever: Does it really matter?

DAC: I PICK KAIBA ^^

Kaiba: What?! NO WAY! Secur--hey, what's this? *picks up a note*

GX805: I KNOW! I KNOW! It's a note! ^^

KH4ever: -_-; I'm surrounded by idiots.

Kaiba: *reads note* WHAT?! Grrrr…..*runs off, leaving note behind*

*everyone goes to see what note says*

Seto-

I'm holding your brother hostage. If you don't come to the studio right now, you'll never see your little brother, ever again. <insert evil laughter here>

-Random Voice Guy

RVG: I didn't write that….

KH4ever: Of course not ^^ I did.

DAC: Don't you think he'll get mad?

KH4ever: Well, it's not like he can hurt me ^^ That's the power of being an authoress.

GX805: Can I pick the next victim? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?!?!?!

KH4ever: Hmmm….only if you let me borrow Satomi's (her yami) lighters that have Youko Kurama on them ^^

GX805: OK ^^ I know just who I'm gonna pick too…..hehehehehe

Yugioh cast: O_O *run away*

DAC: YOU SCARED THEM AWAY!!!! *starts chasing Alyssa with a mallet*

KH4ever: ^^; Ok then, I better go and break this up. -_-; Meanwhile, you just R+R this chapter, k? ^^

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Know your stars…

…Know your stars

Seto Kaiba…

…has a heart of gold

Random Voice Guy (imitating Kaiba): What are you talking about?! I'm a heartless bastard with no feelings! But if my heart WAS made of gold, I would get it removed and then sell it for a fortune! That's how stupid I AM! ^^

Seto: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I may not believe in the heart of the cards, or whatever that crap is that Yugi's always talking about, but that doesn't mean I don't have one! THE ONLY REASON I'M EVEN -HERE- IS BECAUSE YOU KIDNAPPED MOKUBA YOU CREEP!

*giggling is heard right next to where RVG is*

Seto: WHAT WAS THAT?!

*RVG kicks the 'person' next to him: <whispers> Shh….you're gonna give yourself away!*

Seto Kaiba…

…Has been taking friendship lessons with Tea

Seto: 0_0 NO I HAVEN'T! Friends are just a crutch for the weak (quote from YYH)! And besides, I wouldn't get near that girl with a ten foot pole! I'm not that crazy!

Mystery person: <cough> yes you are <cough> <cough>

Seto: WHO IS THAT?!

RVG: Moving on…

Seto Kaiba…

…Secretly has a crush on…

Mystery Person (Imitating Kaiba): NO ONE! BECAUSE I AM INCAPABLE OF LOVING! I'm just a rich son of a ***** (can you guess what that says? Give you a hint: it rhymes…..)

Seto: O_O; That's it! I'm out of here! You and your weirdo friend are….WEIRD! Sorry Mokuba, but you're on your own! I shouldn't have to rescue you all the time…*runs off to sign Mokuba up for karate lessons so that the next time he won't be captured (I always thought that Kaiba should do that…I mean, he's got like, a gazillion dollars)*

Mystery Person: Can I come out now?

RVG: Yeah, Yeah.

Mystery Person: *reveals himself to be none other than Mokuba Kaiba* (who'd you think it was, huh?) You can come out you guys! *the rest of the cast comes out from various hiding spots*

Joey: So how long did dat take? Three minutes?

Mokuba: I think so. Who bet on three minutes?

*everyone looks at the list of bets. Marik and Bakura (the yamis) are the only ones who have bet on three minutes*

Yami: HEY! You guys cheated!

Bakura: So what are you going to do about it? You can't prove it, now can you?

Yami: U_U grr…I guess not.

Marik: *as he and Bakura are walking away* Hmm…I think that with this ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS THAT WE WON I'll get some butcher knives and maybe some rope….and a shovel wouldn't be bad either.

Bakura: Are you forgetting the bazookas? Nobody uses knives anymore. Are you insane?

Marik: Why yes I am ^^

*the two…yamis have left*

Everyone else: O_O;;;; *looks on like the two are insane (which they are) and start to get freaked out*

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KH4ever: somehow I don't think that was as funny as the last chapter….

Marik: OF COURSE NOT! You didn't tell them what we were actually going to DO with those items….*evil laughter*

KH4ever: ^^; anyways….please review or I won't write another chapter! I can up and quit at anytime! I'm only writing this for the readers, not for my health!

GX805: *is bouncing off the walls*

KH4ever: -_-; maybe she had just a little too much sugar.

Bakura: NONSENSE! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH SUGAR! @_@

KH4ever: ^^; ummm….yeah, so PLEASE REVIEW! *gives readers puppy dog eyes*