Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style ❯ Bakura: Obsessed With Flowers? ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer:

I don't own Yugioh….I feel sorry for you if you didn't know that BEFORE you read this.

KH4ever: The first time around I had 20 reviews in two chapters…I WAS LOVED! PLEASE REVIEW! I KNOW YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY READING THE THIRD CHAPTER!!!

Random Voice Guy: OH PLEASE! Give me a break. They only like this fic because of ME! ^_^ *random things are thrown at him* X_X

KH4ever: ^_^; As I was SAYING….peoples have told me that they want me to do Bakura, the yami, (Alyssa has too….GoraX805: ^_____^) and personally, I've been wanting to too. So….here goes nothing! ^^;;;;

I just moved so it's gonna be harder to update. Please be patient ^_^;

Note: Bakura is Bakura Ryou and Ryou is Ryou Bakura. Got it? Good!

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Know your stars…

…Know your stars

Bakura Ryou…

…Has no fashion sense

Bakura: WHAT?! I have plenty of fashion sense!

RVG: Sure….that's why you wear such boring clothes. You wear the EXACT same thing as Ryou….I mean, at least Yami does his hair differently than Yugi and Marik does his hair all pointy like.

Bakura: AND WHAT ABOUT ME!?! WHAT ABOUT THE BAT WINGS??!!

RVG: ^^; You know that your hair's only that way 'cause you don't bother to brush it: EVER!

Bakura:…..THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Bakura Ryou…

…has an obsession with fluffy bunnies

Bakura: No…I'm afraid you're confusing me with Marik. In fact, today he went to the petting zoo. The only thing that I'm obsessed with is…..FLOWERS! ^_^ I love to frolic in them!

RVG: O_O;;;; *mumbles* and this is coming from the boring no fashion sense loser who has no idea what the function of a brush is.

Bakura: I HEARD THAT! I've already told you that my hair is NATURALLY this way! >: ) And I'll enjoy ripping you from the inside out if you ever tell anyone about my obsession with *whispers* flowers.

RVG: o_o;; okay…I won't tell anyone *sends mass e-mail to everyone he knows about Marik's and Bakura's obsessions* That's the power of technology!

Bakura: What'd you say?

RVG: ^^; ummm…nothing!

Bakura Ryou…

…Is in love with POKEMON!

Bakura: NO I'M NOT!

RVG: Then how come I saw you running down the street the other day shouting "POKE-E-MON" while poking random people?

Bakura: I BLAME IT ON THE SUGAR!

RVG: Now you know….Bakura Ryou….the insane flower-obsessing, non-hairbrushing, pokemon loving yami of Ryou.

Bakura: I TOLD YOU! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY HAIR! Speaking of problems, what's WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN!?

RVG: Nothing, it's fully functional, but may I ask you a question?

Bakura:…..

RVG: What would you do with a brain if you had one? (one of my favorite quotes from the wizard of oz….I don't own it…the flying monkeys and talking trees scare me.)

Bakura: *found some specks of sugar on the ground* Why, I would while away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain. *whistles and then continues singing the rest of the song*

RVG: ^^;;;;

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KH4e ver: And that boys and girls, concludes chapter 3 of the insane fic known as Know your stars, yugioh style. ^_^

Bakura: HOW COME MY NAME'S NOT IN YOUR SPELL CHECK!?!?!

KH4ever: Umm….cuz your name isn't a word….

Bakura: YES IT IS! It's in the 'diction-ary!' *takes out dictionary, and pulls out loose page with his name on it*

KH4ever: ^^; Anyways PLEASE REVIEW! I'M PRACTICALLY _BEGGING_ YOU! =i_i=