Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style ❯ Malik: Is He Really Invincible? ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer:

……do you even know what a disclaimer is? j/k. Don't own Yugioh, if I did…..well, let's not even go there. ^^;

KH4ever: Please review! I had 23 or so before this got deleted. I hope that I get my old reviewers back! Reviewers will be able to request a person. The first person to review a chapter (if they want) can pick the next victim to face RVG! ^_^

I am deciding the next victim and I pick….*puts on blindfold and spins around* YOU! *points at……Malik*

Malik: O_O why me ~_~

Hehehehe…..^^ so read and review peoples, please???? ^^

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Know your stars…

…Know your stars

Malik Ishtar…

…Uses his Millennium rod as a baton on numerous occasions

Malik: What? I OBJECT! *stands up and slams hands down on the table that magically appeared in front of him*

RVG: ^^;; We're not in a courtroom you know.

Malik: *doesn't hear* Under the oath, I CANNOT TELL A LIE! *stands up and tries to look like George Washington, he even puts on a white wig*

RVG: O_O;;

Malik: I ADMIT IT! I…I…I…USED IT ONCE DURING BASEBALL PRACTICE WHEN I MISPLACED MY BAT! ;_;

RVG: Shame on you! None of the other owners mistreat their millennium items!

Malik: Actually, Ryou was using the Millennium eye as the ball.

RVG: -_-;

Malik Ishtar…

…Attacks old ladies that are trying to cross the street

Malik: Nuh-uh! …Only on Saturdays ^_^ *still wearing white wig*

RVG: ~_~;

Malik Ishtar…

…*feeling evil* Is immortal *evil laughter*

Malik: OoooO! I am?! *still wearing white wig*

RVG: YUP! ^_^

Malik:…Are you sure? *_^

RVG: Positive! And if you don't believe me, just go jump off that cliff there! ^_^ *points to…a cliff -_-; where do these things come from?!*

Malik: Okie-dokie then! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *jumps off cliff and does poses while falling through mid-air. White wig falls off* NOOOOO! ;_; *continues to freefall* I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY! I CAN…<SPLAT> X_X

RVG: Hehehe…*evil grin* now you know, Malik Ishtar.

*Team of Kuriboh come to take Malik away on a stretcher*

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KH4ever: Hehe ^^; I'm feeling kinda lazy now.

RVG: Who could tell? *sarcasm; with a pinch of salt, please*

KH4ever: Anyways, PLEASE REVIEW! If no one requests anyone, I'm definitely gonna do Tea…hehehe *rubs hands together maliciously*

Alyssa: (GX805) O_O;

KH4ever: I really do have some funny ideas for her. Remember, even if you've already reviewed, please review again and restate your request seeing how I probably already forgot who people wanted me to do ^^;;;

Alyssa: -_-;;;;