Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style ❯ Isis: Has Gone Punk? ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer:

Do I have to say it? (random lawyer guy: YES!)…do I really have to say it? =i_i= (RLG: YES ALREADY! >.<) ~_~ alright….I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it…U_U;

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I think I'm happy ^_^;

So many reviews…. ^___________^ 44.…@_@ Going for 100! (most I ever got was 87, that wasn't even a humor fic…then…it got deleted ~_~) But since fanfiction.net wasn't working for awhile, not letting me login and such, I couldn't post the next chapter…which I hadn't written anyway ^_^; And I don't think I got emails from everyone's reviews, but from what I gathered…many people want me to do Isis…who shall be called…Isis despite the fact that I'm using mostly dubbed names ^_^; If I get even one review today, be sure to check for another chapter that I'm going to have to do Tea or I shall lose all the ideas in my empty space in my head that I call a brain ^_^; Please review…or I shall send Random Voice Guy after you…

MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

RVG: I'm so under appreciated U_U *gets hit by a random tomato*

KH4ever: Yup, can't argue with that logic. ^_^

*Isis shows up*

Isis: MWAHAHAHAHHAA!

O_O;

Isis: I mean *clears throat* Hello friends ^_^ *is wearing millennium necklace*

KH4ever: o_o; how'd you get that back?

Isis: Yugi was having a garage sale ^_^ It was only fifty cents.

Bakura and Marik: >.> <.< *run off to Yugi's garage sale*

KH4ever: ^_^; Ummm…..O_O; what's with the clothes?

Isis: ^_^ I just needed a change in pace….*is wearing punk clothes*

KH4ever: Alrighty then….ummm….YOU! *runs up to screen but accidentally hits nose* Owwww….*rubs nose* Please review! ^_^;

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Know your stars…

…Know your stars

Isis Ishtar…

…Sin-

Isis: *Millennium Necklace glows* No…I don't sing in the shower while doing the Macarena…

RVG: *frustrated* You didn't let me say my line!

Isis: *looks around nervously* Well…I don't sing in the shower!

RVG: Yeah you do. ^_^

Isis: NO I DON'T! Anyways, how would you know?!

RVG: Let's just say…I have my ways. ^_~

Isis: O_O;;;;;;

Isis Ishtar…

…Her great-

Isis: *Millennium Necklace glows…again. ^_^;* MY GREATEST DREAM IS not TO GO ON A DATE WITH SETO KAIBA!

RVG: ;_; Just let me finish my line…

Isis: >o<;;

RVG: Well, then maybe your greatest dream is to just go on a date. ^_^ You know…I'm always available…^_~

Isis: o_o;;;; *thinking* He winks way too much…

Isis Ishtar…

…Actually dra-

Isis: *uses Millennium Necklace* O_O Yes…I drank the orange juice this morning….o_- what was wrong with it!?!

RVG: You should know better than to leave your OJ unattended in the kitchen when Malik and Marik are around…

Isis: O_O;;; GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR………..*goes off to find Marik and Malik and comes back into the studio dragging them by their hair.*

Malik: I'm ALIVE! ^_^ *kisses floor* (sorry for making people think he was dead….the bishies can't die! ^____^ I won't allow it ^_^)

Marik: Isis! Yugi was selling the Millennium Puzzle! It was a bargain deal! Half price: HALF PRICE! T_T

Isis: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK THIS MORNING YOU CRAZY EGYPTIANS!

*Malik and Marik look at each other nervously.*

Malik: You're Egyptian too…

Isis: SILENCE FOOLISH MORTALS!

Marik and Malik: O_O;;;;

Isis: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK YOU….

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

*Prett y colors come onto the screen.*

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::Censored for your enjoyment:: This broadcast of the pretty colors has been sponsored by the Shiny peoples. (the leader of the shiny peoples is Youko Kurama ^_________________________^) Thank you for being patient….we hope you enjoy your half hour stay at the mountain of all things shiny. *picture of the 500 mile high mountain of shiny things shows up on the screen and warps readers in.* (wow…that made no sense ^____^)

O_O; This is gonna take while. So, while Isis is currently cursing her crazy brother and his yami out, let's go see what has happened to the other people who have been plagued by Random Voice Guy-itus. We'll check back with Malik and Isis later, but now, we will go on our journey to destroy the sun! I mean…find out how RVG has traumatized the rest of the Yugioh cast.

If you do not wish to read this insanity, please venture to The Mountain Of All Things Shiny and donate all your shiny objects. ^________^

Yugi:

*Is at the carnival with Yami.*

Yugi: OOOOooo Look Yami! Let's go on that ride! ^_^ *points to roller coaster.*

Yami: O….ok. ^_^;

*Get up to the front of the line…eventually. ^_^;*

Random Ticket Person: Sorry dude, but, you like gotta be taller than this here sign to get onto this ride.

Yugi: ~_~; Damn my shortness. You can still go though Yami.

Yami: Uh…I don't want to go if you're not gonna be there. You'll miss out on all the….fun. *shudders*

Yugi: Just go on the freakin' ride you big baby! >O<

Yami: O_O; alright…*gets into seat.*

~~While Yami's on the ride screaming like a maniac…~~

RTP: Ya know, you look a lot like that midget who escaped from this place about a month ago…o_-

Yugi: ~_~;;; grr…..

*Ride stops and Yami gets off.*

Yugi: So, how was the ride Yami?

Yami: *Is in the fetal position sucking his thumb and holding his blankie.* Ride bad…ride bad….twisty….turny…..*rocking back and forth.* I want my mommy! T_T

Yugi and RTP: O_O;;;

Wasn't that fun?! ^_^ *crickets chirp.* Well, let's go check on Seto…hehehe @_@

Seto:

*gets on beggar clothes.*

Seto: *holds out empty soup can.* Money for the poor?

*person drops in a coin and pats Seto on the head.*

Seto: *growls*

Random Person #1: O_O; *runs away while Seto's barking like a rabid dog.*

Next Random Person! ^_^

Seto: Money for the poor?

Random Person #2: o_- Hey…you look an awful lot like that famous CEO, Seto Kaiba…

Seto: *losing his patience.* Just give me your damn wallet! *foams at the mouth.*

RP2: *Drops wallet and runs away screaming like a little girl.*

Seto: *counts money.* Now I have just enough to buy Asia…perfect. Well, it's off to torture Random Person #3! ^_^ *runs off on his…motorcycle ^_^*

Why am I doing this? Don't ask, I'm really bored. ^_^; And…you must be too if you're actually reading this chapter. Let's check on Bakura who has gone to Yugi's garage sale….but Yugi went to the carnival where he was accused of being an escaped midget…so…..I don't know where he is. ^_^;

But let's check anyway.

Bakura:

Bakura: I wonder where Isis dragged Malik and Marik off to….Oh well! ^_^ Who cares. *goes into a field of flowers…somehow…*

Random Person Picking Flowers: O_O;

Bakura: FLOWERS! ^________^ CHARGE!!!!!!! *tackes RPPF.*

RPPF: X_X

Bakura: *steals basket of flowers.* I SHALL HAVE THE WORLDS LARGEST FLOWER COLLECTION…EVER! MWHAHAHAHAHAH!

RPPF: X_X;

Bakura: You can't sweatdrop when you're knocked out!

RPPF: X_X *holds back sweatdrop*

Bakura: *frolics through the flowers and picks up random flowers.*

Random Flowers: SAVE US!!! (talking flowers! WHEEEEEE ^_^)

Bakura: NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW! MWAHHAHAHA! @_@

Random Flowers: O_O;

Bakura: FLOWERS CANNOT SWEATDROP! ~_~

Random Flowers: O_O *hold back sweatdrop.* (they can't make faces or talk either…or can they? *ponders*)

Elsewhere:

Ryou: *sees Bakura missing.* o_o; I knew I should've tied him down…-_-; I guess I should go find him…*TV magically turns on.* But….POKEMON'S ON! ^_^ *sits down and watches Pokemon.* PIKA PIKA! ^_^ I'M A PIKACHU! THUNDERBOLT! *attempts thunderbolt* I should invite Malik over…he could be Butterfree again! But Isis's probably cursing him out….OH WELL! ^_^ WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *uses quick attack on random objects in the house.* (that's what I would've done too! ^________^)

That was…interesting….now back to the show. ^_^ (I don't own Pokemon…I only go up to Random people and poke them while shouting POKE-E-MON! ^_^)

*Still Censored.*

Thank you for being patient. The show will continue after this commercial by our sponsors.

Commercial:

Random Little Boy Actor: What's so great about shiny things? *ponders.*

Youko Kurama: *peeks in side of screen.* ^_______^ What's so great about shiny things?!?! GASP! You mean to tell me you don't know!?

RLBA: *Shakes head.*

Youko Kurama: ^______^ Shiny things are good…like, take this for example. *holds up metal crowbar.* This shiny object can be used to break into rich peoples houses and steal more shiny objects. ^_^

RLBA: OH! I get it! ^_^ *nods.*

Youko Kurama: Now we'll let one of our new members explain another important use of shiny things. ^_^ *pushes in new member.*

Yukina: ^_^ I'm a new member of the Club Of Shinily Obsessed Peoples. ^_^ (Readers: O_O;;;;;; Yukina?! >.> KH4ever: ^_^; Yup. Shinily should be a word….hehehe @_@) Shiny things like this dagger can be used to stab annoying peoples. *holds up dagger.*

RLBA: Ah…I see.

Exhibit A:

Kuwabara: *blindfolded.* Where am I?

Yukina: *stands back and lets random people test out the power of shiny things vs. …the idiot ^_^* As you can see, no one can overcome the power of Shiny objects.

Youko Kurama: If you would like to join the Club Of Shinily Obsessed Peoples, please call this number: 1-800-Iwouldliketojointheclubofshinilyobsessedpeoplesbecauseiloveshinything sandwouldliketousemycrowbarthatisconvinientlystoredinmypockettohelpgetmores hinythings Operators are standing by.

Commercial Ends.

That made….yet again, no sense. I think we should get back to the know your stars section, don't you? I mean, Isis should surely be done cursing Malik and his yami out by now.

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Isis Ishtar: Ah….I feel better. ^_^ (Quote from yu yu Hakusho…I think I watched to much yyh yesterday @_@)

Marik and Malik: X_X

RVG: O_O;;;;; Ummm….Now you know Isis Ishtar…I think. I mean, it's like she's possessed or something.

Isis: @_@

RVG: Yup, I'm uh…gonna run now. ^_^; *thinking* she's insane.

Isis: I HEARD THAT! @_@

RVG: 0_0; I'm not even gonna ask. ~_~; *runs away.*

Isis: *steals Yukina's dagger.* GET BACK HERE! @_@ *starts singing punchy (means punky in my language. ^_^;) songs while chasing after RVG.*

Yukina and the entire Club of Shinily Obsessed Peoples: GIVE THAT BACK! ~_~ *See shiny things in the other direction.* OOOOOOOOOooo

*COSOP (cosop! My new favorite word! ^_^) go back to get those shiny things.*

Yukina: *Is chasing Isis who's chasing RVG.*

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^_^ And that concludes another strange and insane chapter of Know your stars: Yugioh Style. This was brought to you by listening to Paper Cut about 50,000,000 times. ^_^ I even know how to sing the words by memory! And I just got this song yesterday! ^___________^ WHEEEEEEEEE *starts singing.*

GX805: O_O; There was hardly any know your stars in that chapter….and you truly are insane.

KH4ever: Why thank you! ^_^

RVG: *still running away.* SAVE ME! ;_;

*rest of the Yugioh cast who are not <clears throat> busy also chase after RVG.*

Please review! LET THE INSANENESS COMMENCE! I think insaneness is a word…that's cool! COSOP AND INSANNESS ARE THE COOLEST WORDS EVER…so is SHINILY! ^_________________________________^

GX805 (Alyssa): Nyo-Sha.

KH4ever: THAT'S MY WORD! (the sha part, nyo's hers ^_^;) V_V; Start running Alyssa! *chases after Alyssa.*

REVIEW IF YOU WANT TO LIVE! @_@ I mean….please review. *puts on angel face.*