Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style ❯ .. ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer:

Well…you see, it's like this. If it were opposite day, I'd own Yugioh. So on opposite day, I would say to everyone, I OWN YUGIOH! But because so many people don't own Yugioh, that would mean I would have to share my ownership with thousands of other people. Other peoples would do other strange things with it, as would I, but I don't think it really matters anyway…it's not opposite day…but if it were opposite day, then I would say it's not opposite day…@_@ Yet again, if you understand my disclaimers, I tip off my hat to you…but…I'm not wearing a hat ^_^;

Oi, I just posted this chapter up and I got 2...make that 3...no 4...^_^ make that FIVE reviews. (peoples are reviewing while I'm typing this) ^_^ I like reviews…just like I like the words COSOP and SHINILY and NYO SHA and INSANENESS which are just some of the things that you may find in my fics. And guess what? PEOPLES HAVE ME ON THEIR FAVORITE AUTHORS LIST! ^___________^ I never thought I'd see the day. ;_; I'm speechless. Thank you all you peoples who continue to read and review my crazy little fics. I'm so bored that I'll probably make another chapter today…it's Sunday, aka the day that goes by way too slow. ~_~; Please review once you read this chapter! I plan on do Ryou next. Ya know why? 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT DAMN IT! ^_^ Enjoy the show--er…I mean chapter. ^_^

I feel that for the safety of my readers, I must warn you that Tea goes on a friendship rant. You hath been warned. It's in the second …thing a mig. ^_^

Well, I'm gonna do Tea now…I might not be able to convince RVG to help me…but if you really want to see some Tea bashing, read my other fic, 'When Anime Characters Lose Their Marbles.' (previously known as The carnival, anime plus bishies equals craziness, and even the anime characters counseling session. I couldn't decide! ^_^;;;;)

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Know your stars…

…Know your stars

Tea Gardener…

…Doesn't know what 2+2 is

Tea: Of course I do! The answer is simple. Two plus two must equal twenty two! *&^%$#@___@#$%^&*

RVG: AHHHH! MY EYES! >.< Where's the random person who comes out of nowhere?!

Random Person Who Comes Out Of Nowhere: Here I am! What were your other two wishes? ^_^

RVG: ~_~; I don't have time for this, just cover up that….that…THING!

Random Person Who Comes Out Of Nowhere: I got ya. *gets brown paper bag and (while closing his eyes of course) puts it over Tea's head.*

Tea: Huh? Who turned out the lights?

Tea Gardner…

…Thinks that friends are the worst things in the world

Tea: What are you talking about? Friends are really important…they're what make the world go round….without friends, everyone would be your enemy and then all we'd have left are nuclear bombs and things that go boom. But all my friends ran away and left me to go join the Mafia.

RVG: *fell asleep* (KH4ever: NO FALLING ASLEEP ON THE JOB! *bangs RVG on the head with the giant mallet of doom*) O_O NEVER! I'LL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE LIKES OF YOU!

Tea: *blink* Will you be my friend?

RVG: o_o *bangs head on wall repetitively*

Tea: Is that a no?

RVG: …

Tea: You're SO HURTFUL! ;_;

Tea Gardner…

…Cannot remember her own name…more than just half the time

Tea: I most certainly know my name! *stands up dignified*

RVG: Then what is it?

Tea: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit! His name is my name too! *starts singing*

RVG: Why me ;_; *bangs head on the wall again*

Tea: Turn that frown, upside down! *bag falls off head* *&^%$#@__@#$%^&*

RVG: AHHHHHHHHHHH! She mooned me! I'm scarred for life! *starts running away*

Tea: WHY WON'T YOU BE MY FRIEND?! *chases after RVG*

RVG: Now you know Tea Gardner….SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! T_T

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*everyone's watching Tea chase after RVG*

April: Popcorn anyone?

*everyone takes popcorn…Tea's face is censored so that there are still people alive on this planet tomorrow (because of course everyone is watching it and seeing her face kills 9 out of every 10 people).*

Yugi: I'm not short ;_;

That was….random….but, everything in this fic is random. ^_^

Alyssa: You know, you should get that surgery done where they remove the bones in your legs and put these metal thingies in there to make you taller. ^_^

Everyone else but Alyssa: O_O;

Alyssa:…It's true! ^_^;

April: In that case, Hiei should get it done too! Twice even! *five seconds later* ITAI! (oww…in Japanese ^_^) What was that for? ;_;

Alyssa: No baka kitsune (don't be an idiot fox…kinda, sorta, in a way.)

April: *rubs head* Review so you can get another chapter soon! This is really fun to write and even more fun when I know people are reading it! ^_________^ And remember Ryou, you're next….hehehe @_@

Ryou: O_O;;;; I'm screwed. -_-;