Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style ❯ ... ( Chapter 7 )

Disclaimer:

If there's a disclaimer here…that means I don't own something. Hmm…I don't own a lot of things…like a printer that works or scotch tape. ~_~; But…I don't think either of those things are even mentioned in this chapter, so just forget I ever said that. I do own Yu Yu Hakusho dvds and a bunch of yyh and ygo pics on my wall and even a Yugioh calendar! But…a disclaimer is used to tell you what I don't own so…you can forget that too. I don't understand how someone can write fics and have such a short attention span…like me ^_^ Oooooooooo! *sees cd player* I'm gonna go listen to my music now…^_^

*5 hours later*

Ok, I'm back, now where were we again? Oh yes. The disclaimer…well, I currently have 50$ saved…is that enough to buy Yugioh?

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It isn't? Oh…U_U Uh…I don't own Yugioh…yet, but maybe if I beg, I can get it for my birthday! ^_^ Yup, so…umm…I don't own Yugioh, but I will…SOMEDAY! ^_^

(Hmm…you're not totally insane if you understand my disclaimers, but you're as close as you can get)

Pretty reviews! ^_^ 65...going for a hundred! ^_^ I'll personally let reviewer #100 pick the next victim (if I even get that far). As of now though…hehehe @_@ Ryou's next in line for torture! ^_^

Ryou: O.O;

Read and Review please! ^_^ Sorry for the long waits between chapters, I was….busy! ^_^; Yeah…yeah…uh huh…Oooooooooo SUGAR!!! *goes to find sugar*

*Ten seconds later*

Ooooooooooo BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ^_^ I shall gather my clan of the SUGAR EATING MANIACS! (SEM) MWAHAHAH! THEY SHALL THEN MERGE WITH THE LEPRACHAUNS (Yugi, Mokuba, and other…short midget people…LEPRACHAUNS stand for Little Eerie Peoples Red And Cuckoo, Haunting And Unreal, Never Stupid [yeah they are *giggle*]! I'm insane @_@) AND COSOP (YOUKO KURAMA leads it! ^_^) AND TGORPWGTTDAN!!! (The Group Of Random People Who Get Together To Do Absolutely Nothing! Try pronouncing that: TGORPWGTTDAN! ^___^) MWAHAHHAHAHAHA @_@ *sugar wears off* -_-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *RVG steals all of the rest of the sugar*

RVG: @_@ Hehehe…on to the chapter…

Ryou: Have mercy ._.'

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Know Your Stars…

…Know Your Stars

Ryou Bakura…

…Shall now and forever be known as the 'Pillsbury Scream Girl'

(I don't own the Pillsbury Dough Boy…may God help you if you think I did…but I do own the Pillsbury Scream Girl, my friends and I created it one summer ^_^ My friend Kylie shall forever be known as the Pillsbury Scream Girl)

Ryou: *blink blink* O_O; May I ask why?

RVG: 'Cause you scream like a little girl ^_^

Ryou: I most certainly do not SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!

RVG: *gets RPWCOON (random person who comes out of nowhere)*

RPWCOON: *pokes Ryou in the stomach, like the peoples in the commercial poke to Pillsbury Dough Boy*

Ryou: *screams like a little girl*

*RPWCOON disappears*

RVG: -_-; I rest my case.

Ryou Bakura…

…Can brush his teeth, ride his bike, and sing twinkle twinkle little star all at the same time!

Ryou: I…can? >.>

RVG: Of course! ^_^ I saw it with me own eyes! -_o

Ryou: Really…well, sorry to disappoint you, but that was probably just my yami acting like the idiot he is.

RVG: Nonsense! There's no reason to be ashamed at being able to multi-task! ^_^

Ryou: o_o;; I already told you that I can't do that!! Not all at the same time anyways! >o<

RVG: I see what you're talking about. Sorry folks, I forgot to mention that Ryou is still in need of training wheels.

Ryou: O.O;;;;;

Ryou Bakura…

…Will never remove Wilbert the rabbit from his head

Ryou: O_O; (his eyes are gonna pop out soon *giggles*) Ok, now I can truly confirm that you're insane…I realize why Malik it in a mental facility; You drove him off the edge…literally!

RVG: Actually, he was already insane…so…

Ryou: No! You are insane! Now kindly SHUT UP! I don't want to have anything to do with you and your crazy rabbits!

RVG: Careful what you say about Willie…he has feelings too ya know. *pets Ryou's head*

Ryou: O_O;;;;; Who's WILLIE!?! AND WHY MUST YOU TOUCH ME!? *jumps ten feet and screams like a girl*

RVG: Well silly, Willie is what I've named the rabbit that lives on your head. He's so fluffy and white ^_^

Ryou: There are no animals on my head, besides that one time Bakura put a dead one there….but that's another story -.-;

RVG: That white stuff on your head can't be your hair. Either you're an old man who's had some amazing plastic surgery done or you have a rabbit named Willie on your head. There's no way anyone would be stupid enough to bleach their hair white!

Ryou: ~_~ I didn't bleach it white…it was just made this way, I can't help it.

RVG: Since you claim Willie's not real…that means you really did bleach your hair…and I thought you were the sane one of the group. Tsk, tsk.

Ryou: ~_~ I did NOT bleach my hair and I DO NOT have a freakin' rabbit named Wilbert on my head!!! Get off the sugar and stick to coffee! (Bad Ryou! Tsk, tsk.)

RVG: That was…so hurtful ;_;

Ryou: And I meant for it to be. *crosses arms*

*5 seconds later*

RVG: U_U Umm…Now you know Ryou Bakura…I guess. He's so much meaner in person.

Ryou:…

*Five minute silence*

RVG: *hums to jeopardy theme*

*Rabbit jumps off of Ryou's head*

Ryou: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Where'd that come from??!

RVG: COME BACK WILLIE!!! T_T *chases Wilbert*

Ryou: *watches RVG chase 'Wilbert'* -_-;;; Just take me now. U_U

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Wow…another pointless chapter. ^_^ My work here is done.

RVG: *comes in carrying a rabbit* Hello there *the sugar finally wore off…finally*

KH4ever: What are you doing with Willie?! You weren't supposed keep him!

RVG: But…we've become so attached! T_T

KH4ever: LET HIM GO OR YOU'RE FIRED!

RVG: Hmm…Keep Wilbert and get away from these crazy people…or let him go and be stuck with these lunatics…tough decision U_U

KH4ever: -_- I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

RVG: T_T Fine, fine. Take away my only friend, SEE IF I CARE! ;_;

KH4ever: Do. It. Now. Before. I. Throw. "Willie." Off. Mount Everest!!!

RVG: T_T Alright…

*Quick scene change to in front of my house*

RVG: Go FWEE little rabbit! Go find a good home. I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU WILLIE!!!

*Willie starts hopping along…slowly*

Willie: *hops into the street*

*Car approaches at 50 mph*

Willie: O_O………….

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And they all lived happily ever after! ^_^ Wait…that's the wrong story ^_^; Back to the suspense:

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RVG: NO!!!!!!! WILLIE! COME BACK WILLIE! YOU LIVED SUCH A SHORT LIFE! ;_;

KH4ever: O.O; Umm…*pat pat* it's alright…he lived a good life.

RVG: She was only 4 years old!

KH4ever: I said good, not long. ….O_O;;;;;;; you named a girl rabbit Wilbert?!

RVG: *nod nod*

KH4ever: -.-; You're even crazier than I thought.

REVIEW PLEASE! As soon as I get to 75 reviews (or so) I'll update! (or maybe I'll just update when I feel like it…that sounds good too…)

RVG: *still grieving over the loss of Willie*

Yugioh cast (minus Ryou, Bakura, Yugi, Malik, Isis, Tea, and Kaiba): O_O;;;;;

KH4ever: …Umm…anyone up for rabbit stew?

RVG:…\_/ what did you say!?! *gets out plastic sword*

Yugioh cast: O.O;;;;

RVG: PREPARE TO FIGHT FOOLISH MORTALS!!! HIYAHHHHHHH *charges*

Yugioh cast and KH4ever: *start running away*

KH4ever: *while still running* Please Review!!! Joey's the next victim!

Joey: O_O; Aww crap -.-;