Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style ❯ ... ( Chapter 8 )

Disclaimer:

I have at one point in my life owned Yu Yu Hakusho. Then, one day, I decided to show it off at school…

Micah: Whatcha got there?

April: ^_^ The ownership to Yu Yu Hakusho written on paper! ^_^

Micah: O.O Ooooooooo legal documents *grabs and stuffs in mouth*

April: GASP! O.O

Micah: Mmmmmm…Tastes like chicken ^_^

April: \_/ *gets lighter*

Micah: O.O;;;

And…that's how I owned Yu Yu Hakusho! But…then, my fellow orchestra member ate it ~.~; (Micah really does eat paper…I'm thinking he's an alien…) And I thankies for all the reviews ^_^ I had the last chapter up for a week and I thought it'd only get 75 reviews…it currently has almost 85! ^___________^ And Willie shall get his revenge! He is back by popular demand ^_^

Yeah…yadiyadablahblahblahblahblahbl--you're still here? Oh…I'll keep writing now ^_^;

While we're in the mood for funnies, I got another fic almost written that I'm gonna post soon called "When they discovered the internet"

^_^ Sounds fun, ne?

Well, Joey's our next victim ^_^ Let's check in on him.

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WHERE'D HE GO!? O.O GASP! *looks around and is nowhere to be seen*

But…I knew this would happen! ^_^ @.@

Rest of the Yugioh cast: O.O;;;;;;;

I had a tracking device on him.

*goes to machine thingamajig which leads her to a dark alley way…*

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I had to have the dramatic effect ^_^

I hath found him! Drumroll please!

*drum rolls into alley way*

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*drum rattles a bit*

GASP!

I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!

*chases after drum which is now….running away?!? O.O;;;;*

Joey: PHEW *comes out from behind garbage can*

AHA!

Joey: O.O *looks around*

I FOUND YOU!

Joey: *still looking around*

~.~; YOU CAN STOP LOOKING AROUND NOW! >O<

Joey: *stops*

RVG: Hello there! ^_^

Joey: o.o; Why did I ever move to this planet ~.~ (I'm implying that Joey's an alien ^_^)

R+R AND R+R! REST AND RELAX AND READ AND REVIEW!

I had this kool thing I wanted to show peoples, but I can't because…I don't know, it doesn't show up right ~.~; it's this funny thing I made. I can email it to peoples if you want it though ^_^;;; tell me in a review!

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*Joey's tied down to a chair…but somehow, later on he manages to get out…who knows how ~.~; not me -.-;*

Know your stars…

…Know your stars

Joey Wheeler…

…Is originally from Australia

Joey: HEY! I'm no aussie!

RVG: Then you're a Sheila?

Joey: O.O;;;; ~.~…NO!

RVG: Ok then ^_^;;

Joey: I'm from da Bronx! (I think he is…O.o;) I ain't no Australian!

RVG: It's obvious you're not a New Yorker. That accent is SOOOOO fake! And in addition to that…I have your birth certificate, right here *points*

Joey: *squints* that doesn't say Australia, that says Austria.

RVG: …

Joey:…I WASN'T BORN THERE EITHER! ~.~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

RVG: It's ok, I suppose your parents never told you you were adopted. U.U

Joey: O.O;…*realizes what RVG said before* MY ACCENT IS TOO REAL!!!!!!! YOU….PERSON YOU!

RVG:…coming from an alien, I take that as a compliment.

Joey: ~.~;

Joey Wheeler…

…is a pure breed German Shepard

Joey: I AM NOT A DOG! ~.~ WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M A DOG!?!

RVG: Well…you do always wear that tag (he does! in the battle city episodes, I coulda sworn he wore a tag around his neck! And if not…well, let's pretend he does ^_^;;;) around your neck…

Joey: Well, it's not a dog tag.

RVG: Hmmm…if you're a GERMAN Shepard, then speak German! ^_^ Go on, go on puppy, I'll give you this tasty treat *holds out dog biscuits*

Joey: FOR THE LAST TIME: I WAS NOT BORN IN AUSTRALIA OR AUSTRIA OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT A PURE BREED GERMAN SHEPARD! IN FACT, I'M NOT A DOG AT ALL!

RVG: Well, that's news to me. Though, it's clear to see that you are indeed a dog. Now, just tell us our exact mistake. Is it that you're not pure breed? Or are you not a German Shepard. Perhaps you're a Doberman. ^_^

Joey: *foams at mouth* I AM NOT A DOG!!!! Now, go tell whoever you get this information from to stop making up these lies….NOW!!!!! >O<

RVG: O.O; You're not a dog? You coulda fooled me *snickers* For someone who's not a dog, you sure do like to bark orders, doncha?

Joey:…*fell asleep*

RVG: ?_? That wasn't supposed to happen ^_^;;; *looks over script*

Joey Wheeler…

…Has perfected the art of SUMO

Joey: *still sleeping*

RVG: *shakes Joey's arm to try and get him to wake up*

Joey: *who's now on the floor, rolls over* Pizza….*snore* Fries….UH OH, SPAGHETTI-O's! (don't own it…I don't even like spaghetti-o's ^_^;;; they're more like, ghetto o's ^_^)

RVG: >.<; *gets megaphone* WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: O.O *jumps ten feet off the ground* THE ANSWER IS 345,678.

RVG: Umm….no. We're sorry, you've lost your only chance at winning a million dollars. Better luck next time ^_^

Joey: o.o; that sucks -.-;;;;;

RVG: …anyways…are you really a SUMO wrestler??? I've always wanted to meet one ^_^ Will you sign my butt?

Joey: O.O *eyes pop out of head, but he picks them up and puts them back in ^_^;* I am definitely not a SUMO wrestler and…I WILL NOT SIGN YOUR BUTT! NOW GO AWAY! SHOOOOOOOOOOOO T.T

RVG: If you're not a SUMO wrestler, then how come you eat like one??? I'm surprised you don't weigh 1000 pounds at least from eating as much as you do.

Joey: …Well, dueling is a good workout. Once you really get into it, your hand muscles become so attentive and react really quickly. Like this!

*Joey slaps RVG*

Joey: See what I mean? It's like…I can't control it! *tries to hold back hand as in Idle Hands which I do not own because it scared the hell out of me on Halloween*

*continues to slap RVG* (maybe Joey's not as dumb as I thought ^_^)

RVG: *flails arms like a little girl but continues to get smacked*

April: *from out of nowhere* This isn't what's supposed to happen!! >.< But…I guess we'll just have to work with it somehow.

RVG: *manages to step back* I am a black belt and the master of kara-tay. HOYYYYYYY YAHHHHH!! *whips "black belt" off of pants* O.O

*pants fall down revealing Happy Lover (a duel monsters card) boxers*

*fox whistle from far away*

RVG: *blushes as he pulls his pants back on and they somehow, magically stay…^_^;;; don't ask me, it's not like I know, I only wrote the story!* I shall show you who is the master. *whips belt around and it goes flying out the window*

Joey: >.>

RVG: >.> … ^_^;;;;;;;

Joey: *evil glint in eye along with a malicious grin*

RVG: Now you know Joey Wheeler. And…I'm gonna run now…why do I always wind up running away from these people?? ~.~; *runs*

Joey: @.@ *chases after him with a…toothbrush….O_O;;; can this get any stranger???*

Willie: *rises from beneath the earth* (well, obviously this can get stranger and even more demented ~.~;) They think they can get rid of me that easily, now do they? (He speaks! O_O; be afraid, be very afraid.)

RVG: WILLIE! You've come back to me! *tries to hug Willie and gets stabbed by a…carrot -.-;;; typical Willie*

Joey: @.@

Willie: *nibbles on carrot* @.@

*Willie and Joey chase after RVG maniacally…which is a word ^_____^*

RVG: *while running* Now you know, Joey Wheeler.

*gets pelted by random objects thrown by Willie and Joey*

RVG: ;_; the world hates me *resumes running*

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^_^ Wow, this is really stupid…but who's complaining? ^_^

*Ryou, Yugi, Yami, and Malik (who somehow regained the little sanity he had) appear carrying two long jump ropes*

Like I said, this is the stupidest, pointlessest, mind-suckingest humor you'll ever read. SAVE YOUR SANITY WHILE YOU CAN!!!!

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DID I NOT JUST TELL YOU TO RUN!?!

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Fine, have it your way.

Ryou: *looks around cautiously* You're sure he's not here?

KH4ever: Positive.

Naïve little fool (<< how dare I insult Ryou!…Oi, I talk to myself…one of my friends says that I actually have conversations with myself ^_^;;;;;) Of course he's here. I just wouldn't want to worry you.

*RVG is in the freezer of the magically placed refrigerator in the room*

I only told Yugi, and he'd never blab.

Yugi: So, did you really put RVG in your freezer?

I guess that cat's out of the bag -.-;;;;;;;

KH4ever: well, I can't really put him in my freezer since he's not really real.

*everyone nods as if they understand*

Well, I'll just sit back and watch these four make fools of themselves using jump rope. This should be…interesting…

*Ryou and Malik turn the rope with Yugi and Yami jumping in it*

Ryou: *counts how many times they jump* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine-

Malik: *sticks head out to the side and looks at Ryou strangely*

Yugi: Why…*pant* did… *breathe* you… *huff* stop… *gasp* counting?

Ryou: Well…I can't count past nine ^_________^; (I did that today in PE @.@ and then 'elmo' her real name's Emily, stopped jumping and laughed and …yeah ^_^;;;;;)

Yami, Yugi, Malik: *sweatdrop*

Malik: Even I can count higher than that!

*they've stopped turning the rope by now*

Ryou: *skeptically* Really? -_o

Malik: Yuh-huh! 1, 7 21, 58, 2, 45, 12, 108, 45-

Yami: You've proved your point -.-;;;;;;;;

He sure has! I mean, even I can count in the right order! ^_____^;;; maybe not that high, but…at least I can count like….like…a semi-normal six year old ^_^

Well, I have an odd sense that I'm not that funny…not that much anyways ~.~;;;;;;;;; Well, I hope this chapter does as well as my last one. Last chapter got 17 reviews! And I hope that this one at least gets 16 so that I have 100 reviews! ^_______________^ REVIEW PLEASE OR WILLIE SHALL WREAK HAVOC ON YOU!!!

MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Yes, I'm strange, now tell me something I don't know.