Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style ❯ ... ( Chapter 9 )

Disclaimer:

Well…my birthday's coming up soon, so maybe one of you can go and steal Yugioh for me, ya know *nudges* yeah ^_~ you get the picture. I don't own it at the moment, but maybe one of you lovely people can go get it for me…@.@;…

Yes, I had sugar, you got a problem with that??? -_o

Readers: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; not again ~.~;;;

^_^ YES MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHAH *breathe* AHAHAHAH *slowing dooooooooooown* haha X.X

O.O;

Anyways…

Someone or…some people rather, were begging me to do Yami for several chapters. Your wish is my command *bows…and hits head on keyboard* >_@;;; Umm…yeah…it's like, kinda late so…this chapter shall be strangish…like….yeah -.-;;;;;

This chapter has been brought to you by an overdose of sugar. And marshmallow bunnies…O.O;;;; marshmallow bunnies??? ._.; *runs* AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *bunnies chase her singing 'Peter Cottontail'*

;_; When will this torture end?

RVG: When I get a raise!

KH4ever:…but you don't get paid…

RVG:…exactly! ^_^;;;

KH4ever: O.o;;; o…k….^_^;;;

Yes, well, since Willie is a bunny (Willie: n^_^n) he may make a surprise appearance in this chapter ^_^ Hope for reviews! And please check out my random poems on fictionpress if ya get the chance! (under the same pen name)

Well….O.o;;; you're still here…I guess there's only one way to scare you off…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @.@

Readers: O.O;;;;;;;;

Yes! You shall all fear me! You hath be my ebil minions! #_#

Readers: *sidestep* …uh-huh….>.>

Now…let's get on with this tortu--I mean, pleasure of a chapter ^_^

Yami: T.T someone save me.

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Know your stars…

…Know your stars

Yami Motou…

…Is translingual

Yami: O.O; You do realize that's not a word…

RVG: Quakers with death? @.@ (<.<… ^_^ I can't stop saying that @.@;;;;)

Yami: I see why your name is random voice guy -.-; And though I am not translingual or whatever…I am multilingual.

RVG: Uh-huh, same thing, same difference ~.~; Doesn't change the fact that you are fluent in Yugoslavian, Hawaiian and…Turkish! ^_^

Yami: o.o; umm…no? I speak…Japanese, Egyptian, English, Pig Latin…:-X

RVG: O.o; you speak pig latin! ^_^ *giggles* HEHEHE @.@ *gets megaphone*

Yami: O.O what are you doing with that?! *lunges for megaphone….but hit's the floor and therefore, his head gets stuck in the ground…ya know, it'll be like Excalibur, only you won't be able to get this sword of a head unstuck…o, I'm babbling aren't I, and you're reading it…O.o;; you're an odd person aren't you?*

RVG: THE ALMIGHTY PHAROAH SPEAKS PIG LATIN! IT'S HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE! NOW LET'S ALL FORM A CIRCLE AROUND THE PHAROAH WITH THE IMPALED HEAD! POINT AND LAUGH! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH @.@

….you're not pointing and laughing! POINT AND LAUGH! *_*

Readers: O.O;;;;;; *point and laugh like robots*

…that's better! ^_^

RVG: While we're pointing and laughing at this age old pharoah, why don't we ask him to sing us a tune.

Yami: *who's still upside down* O.O;;;;;;

RVG: Yes…let's sing twinkle twinkle little star…in Yugoslavian!

Yami: But I don't wanna! *pouts*

RVG: *in demon voice* DO IT NOOOW! @.@

Yami: ._.;;; o…k *sings in made up language*

RVG: Ahhhhhhh, it's like being home again.

Readers: O.O this just keeps getting stranger and stranger.

*Willie makes his surprise appearance, hopping away from his fangirls…*

RVG: O.o;;; How come he gets fangirls? He's a freakin' rabbit! :-x

Fangirls: *stop chasing Willie* O.O he's a non-believer! *chase after RVG*

Willie: o.o;; Stupid humans.

RVG: ;_; *holds up finger* I gots a boo-boo T.T

Willie: Get over it you baby! *O.O; where'd the fangirls go? I hath thinketh they've disappeared*

Yami Motou…

…has sent many a people to the hospital from poking their eyes out

Yami: *still upside-down* o.o I don't poke peoples eyes out…

RVG: That hair of your should have a caution sign, 'don't get closer than ten feet 'lest you carry around in eyepatch with ye, ARG -_o'

Yami: Uh-huh…O.O *falls over* >.<; ow…@.@

RVG: Um-hum…Let's just leave him there…#_# *goes to chase after Willie*

Willie: O.O;;;;; noooooo I'm going to be late on my visit to the Easter bunny! T.T (<<! BTW, Happy Easter! ^_^ and…just here to remind you to review…hehehe @.@ or no easter eggies for you!) *runs*

RVG: GET BACK HERE!!!!!

Yami Motou…

…is the ruler of the almighty ULTIMATE SUGAR STASH!!!!!! @.@

Yami: I am…? >.> *looks over documents that appear out of nowhere such as everything else does in this fic* I don't remember signing off on a plan like that…>>

GASP!!!!!!

THE END! ^_^

…@_< Maybe not…I shall continue…sooner or later…

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>_@ Umm…does that mean that you wish for me to actually finish writing this chapter…

Readers: uh-huh…

Alright…

*five minutes later*

Readers: ~.~ JUST FINISH THE STUPID CHAPTER SO WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES! >O<

._.; ok…T_T no need to yell…

Willie: *throws magical eggs at RVG* I shall now make my escape *pulls cape in front of face…O.o; he's not wearing a cape…^_^;; just play along peoples…-.-;;* POOOOOOOOF! *POOF! ^_^*

GASP! WHERE COULD HE HAVE GONE!???????

RVG: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo T.T we hath been separated once more ;_;

Yami: *meanwhile* I do not own a secret sugar stash! *looks around nervously*

RVG: >> Are YOU thinking what I'M thinking…not to imply that I've been thinking of course…just thinking about thinking makes me think of unpleasant, unthinkable things!

Yami: @.@;;;;

RVG: Exactly ^_^ now then…hehehe @.@ *pulls out coffee out of nowhere and gives Yami…all of it??? O.O you REALLY shouldn't do that…^_^;;;*

Yami: @__________________@ SUGAR! SUGAR WITH COFFEE…MUST HAVE…

RVG: Now, now, just tell us where the sugar stash is, and I shall…take you to it…>> I guess…(hehehe @.@ yeah right)

Yami: *hands over map* Sugar, must have sugar *moves around like a robot and hits wall* Cannot compute, cannot compute @.@

RVG: *gets out the mallet of DOOOOOOOOOM used to hit bishies (or in this case, idiots…OW *pelted with a tomato @_<*) when they get out of control* HEHEHE @.@

Yami: X_X

RVG: *whistles innocently and kicks the body off a cliff…O.O;;; I think I'm going to have to deal with a lot of complaints from Yami lovers…but he'll live, he'll live ^_^;;; 'cause if he doesn't, I'm sure I won't for very long -.-;;;*WHO WANTS SUGAR?!?!!

Readers: ^____________________^ *follow RVG to the sugar stash*

GASP! It's a sugar mountain!

Security system: PASSWORDS NEEDED.

RVG: Hmmmm…a seven letter word. The question says…Your favorite plaything since you were 2...hmmm…I KNOW! *raises hand* ^_____^ *types in KURIBOH*

Security System: CORRECT. SECOND PASSWORD.

RVG: Hmmmm…this one need numbers, huh? Nine numbers. I'm gonna guess…and then I'm gonna laugh if this is right *types in: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9*

Security system: You are a genius, sir Yami, please enter…*gate opens*

*everyone points and laughs at the stupidity of the security system, then the system blows up so everyone decides to shut up…<<…I see…@.@;;;; don't blame me, blame the sugar >*

GASP!!!!!! O.O *stares in awe*

RVG: WE'VE DONE IT! WE'VE DISCOVERED THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS!

Ahem,

RVG: I mean, THE LOST CITY OF EL DORADO!

AHEM!!!!!

RVG: ._.; what I meant to say was…WE'VE DISCOVERED THE PHAROAH'S SECRET SUGAR STASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's more like it! ^_^ *indulges in sugar eating*

Willie: (<< he just likes to pop out of nowhere, doesn't he? -.-;) I COME BEARING GIFTS! *gives everyone an easter egg except RVG*

RVG: U_U; what did I do wrong? ;_;

Willie: YOU NEARLY HUGGED ME TO DEATH YOU LUNATIC!!!!! *hops away…you know, he's just like the energizer bunny, he keeps going, and going, and going, and-oh…^_^; don't mind ME I'm just…low on sugar U_U (*steals some from the sugar stash*) Ahhhhh that's better ^____^*

RVG: *blink blink* but I only did it three times, five times tops! ;_; forgive me WILLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE T_T

Everyone else: O.o;;; ok….

Yami: *regained the little sanity he had and found his sugar stash* GASP! YOU! YOU'RE RUINING THE PURITY OF THE SUGAR!!! @.@ OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >O<

Everyone else: ._.;;;;;; *runs for their lives*

RVG: *hid behind a bush*

Yami: U_Uzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *puts sugar in mouth*

RVG: Now you know, Yami Motou…and here's a copy of the map to The SECRET SUGAR STASH!!!!!! @.@

Yami: O.O I'm awake!!!!!!! Who GOES THERE?!?! @.@

RVG: *runs off*

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And so ends another insane chapter of KNOW YOUR STARS ^_^

Now, REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! New reviewers shall receive sugar next chapter. Return reviewers shall get sugar AND get to pet Willie…we shall have him on a leash so that you still have your head afterwards. Now review and get your reward! There are 98 reviews! SO TRY AND BE THE HUNDRETH AND REQUEST THE NEXT VICTIM! Oh, and I already said this, but Happy Easter! Don't expect another chapter for awhile ^_^;;;;; Kinda having fun watching all my Yu Yu Hakusho dvds @.@ …you can ignore me now…

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Ok, bye bye! ^_^

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DO YOU NEED A PARTING GIFT OR WHAT?? JUST LEAVE!!!!!!!

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AND REVIEW ON YOUR WAY OUT! ^___________________________^