Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Know Your Stars: Yugioh Style ❯ ... ( Chapter 13 )

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Disclaimer:

If I owned Yugioh, there would be this guy called Random Voice Guy (RVG: That's me! ^_^ *giggles*) who would pop out of nowhere and torture the Yugioh cast. So, if you see him on Yugioh anytime soon, just assume that I somehow managed to own Yugioh ^.^ You know, if enough fan girls went to Kazuki Takahashi, I'm sure we could tie him up long enough for him to hand the rights to Yugioh over! ^_____________^ but…that's just what I think of course…<.<;;;;;;;; I didn't know that I think! ^.^…or at least, I think I didn't…o.O

I'm confusing myself, which means you must be very confused as well ^.^ that means that you're prepared for the next chapter of this crazy thing that I'm still writing because it's easier to write this than those two other boring normal-people fics ^.^ I said that all in one breath…I deserve a metal or something! ^___________^

I realize how many reviews I have on this fic…but why can't you people just read my other fics too?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? T.T;

Well, in case you haven't seen my profile, I put what the number was translated to…*smacks forehead* 426-7625 would be translated into IAM ROCK…someone got the IAM and someone got the ROCK…-_-;;;; and I think that more than one person said HAM ROCK ^.^;;;;;;; that's something I would think of…>.>;;;; are you people crazy too? If you are, take extra sugar when you review ^.^ And I've decided that you *points at idiot readers who aren't reviewing* no longer get any sugar. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA @_@ And you thought I couldn't get any eviler @_____________________@

Readers: *blink blink* o.o;

YES! FEAR ME MORTALS! FLEE!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Where'd you all go? ;_;

YAY! You're sensible and actually stayed! (J/K…about the sensible part, you're probably just waiting to see what else my brain will think of this chapter)

And one final note (nah…there'll probably be a bunch more notes before I start typing the actual chapter…I mean, this is already over a page long! O.O;) KH4ever is not responsible for any injuries due to intense laughing. If you are a giggler, then prepare yourself for more…falling off your chair and more bumps on the head and more brain damage ^.^

This chapter shall be…

Do you actually scroll down slow just to see what witty comments I'll make on the way to what I was going to say? …Alright then…>.>;;;

Thr ee women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

I don't know why I went to that website again and typed that…but at least it makes it seem like this chapter's longer! ^.^

I think I've kept you waiting long enough ^.^;;;; This chapter shall be…Serenity! (And the next will be Mai…at least you smart people who take the time to read the author's notes will actually know ^.^)

Onto the randomnisity…which should be a word, dammit! <.<!

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Know your stars…

…Know your stars

Serenity Wheeler…

…Would jump off a cliff if her brother said it was safe

…Yes, I told him to say that ^.^ 'cause…it's true, right? Am I right?! @_@

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SMILE AND NOD! @_@

Readers: O.O *smile, nod*

Good, good. @_@

Readers: ._.;;;;

Serenity: No I wouldn't!

RVG: …yeah you would! You're so…clingy…and needy…

Serenity: *sniff* No I'm not!

RVG: Awww…does someone need a hug?

Serenity: …NO! Big brother! *runs up to Joey and hugs him….he just appeared out of nowhere, you see?! I told you I'd be random! @__________@*

Joey: Uh…how'd I get here? ^_^;;;;;; *thinking* how do I get this thing off of me?

Serenity: Does it really matter? *still hugging*

Joey: *through clenched teeth* I guess not…

Serenity: This evil-

RVG: RANDOM…

Serenity:…fine, random voice dude-

RVG: …guy! >.<

Serenity:…-_-; guy says that I'm clingy! *holds tighter*

Joey: Of course you're not! ^_^;;;;;;;; right…>.>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Serenity: I just knew you'd agree with me! But he also said that I'd jump off a cliff if you told me to!

RVG: Why don't we test that theory out? Hehehe…@_@

Joey: ^_______^ yeah…Oh look! A random cliff! O_O *in fake surprise* Now how did that get there? ^.^

Serenity:…It's magic! The tooth fairy and the easter bunny must have joined forces to create such an almighty cliff!

Joey: o.o;;;;;…right….>.>;;;; Anyways, since it was created by…magic…why don't you go jump off of it?

Serenity: But brother, wouldn't that hurt?

Joey:…nah…^_^;;; see, when you jump off the…magical cliff, you get three wishes ^.^

Serenity: OK! ^_____________^ *jumps off of cliff*

RVG: O_O GASP! I can't believe you just did that…to your own sister, no less! Have you no shame?!

Joey: Well, you know, it's like they say: Water's thicker than blood! ^.^

RVG:…who says that? >.>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Joey: I dunno…they do, ok?!

RVG:…alrighty then…>.>;;;

Serenity: *comes back* Now…how do I get my three wishes? ^___________________^

Joey: O_____________O;;; WHAT?! *looks at RVG* How'd she--! *looks at Serenity*…How'd you--! @_@

RVG: -_________-;;;;;; I just wish she'd go away.

Serenity Wheeler…

…Can talk to animals

Serenity: I don't think I can do that…>.>;;;

RVG: PRETEND YOU'RE THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD! "I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN…"

Joey: O__________O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; she canNOT talk to animals!

RVG:…then how do you explain how she can talk to you?

Joey:…>.<:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; BECAUSE I'M NOT A DOG!

RVG:…I never said you were, I just said you were an animal ^.^;

Joey:…grrrr @_@ but…but….! *looks in script for chapter 8* SEE?!!? *points at script* YOU DID SAY THAT I WAS A DOG…SEVERAL TIMES! @________________@

RVG: ^_^;;;;;;;;;; oh YEAH! I remember that…the good ol' days…

Joey: -_________-;;;;;

Serenity:…when do I get my wishes?! @_@

Serenity Wheeler…

…Can walk through walls

RVG: YEAH!…Just like her…@________________@

Serenity: *sees look in his eyes* Are you sure?

Joey: ^________^ yeah! Have I ever steered you wrong?

Serenity: Well…

Joey: *mutters* you're supposed to say "no!"

Serenity: Alright then! ^_^ *runs up to wall…that also just randomly appeared* CRASH X_______________________X

RVG: Just kidding! ^.^

Joey: *high fives RVG* You wanna hang out sometime?

RVG: …>.>;;; I thought you hated me…

Joey: Nah…you're alright…I guess…<.<;;;;;;;; but just don't call me a dog >.<;;;;;;;

RVG: ^_^;;;;;;;;;;; alright…I promise! *crosses fingers behind back*

Joey: Okie dokie then, see ya later!

RVG: …hehe…*waits for Joey to leave* MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA @____________@ Naïve fools…I SHALL CONQUER THIS LAND!!!

RVG's mom: HONEY! It's dinner time!

RVG: Shoot…I guess my evil plans will just have to wait till next time U_U;;;;

AHEM! You forgot your ending line!

RVG: Oh, right…*sigh* Now you know, Serenity Wheeler…*looks at motionless body* hehe…@_@ *whistles innocently* ^___________^ *gets closer…pushes Serenity off of the cliff* Tehe…my work here's done! *runs till he reaches his bike and rides away…wait…O.O;;;;;; that bike has training wheels…O.o;;;;;*

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Another chapter done ^___________^

Alyssa: You just keep getting less sane by the second.

Yeah, I know, isn't it great?! ^___________________________^

Alyssa: -_____________-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Please review! If you actually read these author's notes, then you already should know who's next ^_^

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