Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Locked in the museum with Marik ❯ Atemu's Plan ( Chapter 1 )

DIS: Yo, yo, everyone! I'm back with a brand new humor/romance fic! Mostly humor, cos you know why?!

(crickets)

DIS: (--''') a-HEM!

YGO Gang: WHY?

DIS: READ THE TITLE YOU MORONS!

YGO Gang: (read it) NOOOO!

Marik: Alright! (grins)

Anzu: Oh no...(sweat drops) You enjoy torturing me, don't you DIS?

DIS: (day dreaming) I hear wedding bells! And they certainly aren't mine!-ANZU.

Anzu: (sweat drops)

Marik: (OO''') WHAT?

DIS: Anyways, read below!

!

Title: Locked in the museum with Marik

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: Unrated, at the moment, PG 13, WILL go up.

Summary: Atemu has a plan, an evil plan. After Anzu's prank, he decides to prank her back! And with Marik too! But what if the whole thing becomes into a living prank?! Will Anzu survive? Will MARIK survive? And where did Bakura come from? R&R

Anzu-Tea

Atemu-Yami Yuugi

Yuugi-Yugi

Honda-Tristan

Seto-Seto

Mokuba-Mokuba

Katsuya-Joey

Shizuka-Serenity

Mai-Mai

Miho-Miho

Ryou-Bakura

Malik-Marik

Marik-Yami Malik

Dude1-Some random dude

Dude2-Some other random dude

Isis-Ishizu

Rishid-Odeon

Otogi-Duke

Notes/Warnings: May contain lime in later chapter. Marik/Anzu, Atemu/Isis, Seto/Shizuka/Yuugi, Miho/Honda, Katsuya/Mai. Much randomness and many cliffies to come up. May spook you out in certain parts. OOCNESS, only a bit though.

Disclaimer: DIS does not own YuGiOh or Kotex...Uh, hehehe, you don't wanna know about that, men. (sweat drop) And DIS does not own (coughs) Uh (coughs) any brand name of (cough) condoms (coughs, nervous sweating) Well, er, enjoy! (o.o)

!

!

!

Atemu growled in frustration at the laughing that was caused by Anzu's prank.

Atemu: (><) You will all regret the day you laughed at Pharaoh Atemu!!

Katsuya: (silent, then-) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Atemu: (fuming)

SLAM!

Yuugi: (jumps up) Atemu, what's wrong? You look angry.

Atemu: SHUT YOUR %@&%ing MOUTH!

Yuugi: (O.o'''?) O-ok, Atemu (morally freaked out!)

>Outside<

Katsuya: (wiping his tears) Aw, that was hilarious Anzu!

Honda: Yeah, but you're just learning!

Miho: (has a TIGHT hold on Honda's arm) Honda, aren't I?

Honda: (heart eyes OF course, my lovely Miho, dear.

Miho: (grinning proudly at Anzu)

Anzu: (confused) `Does she think I like Honda? EW!'

Mai: Hey gals, guys! Hey, handsome. (kisses Katsuya on the lips)

Anzu: (sweat drops) `Talk about in love...Man, I need a boyfriend' (sees Malik and Rishid over at a restaurant, Marik in tow) `On second thought, let's be happy I'm single!' (OO)

>Inside<

Atemu: (upstairs, seething) (sees Marik and Co.) Hmm...That gives me an idea...Anzu, you're going to be sorry you ever pranked me! And I won't feel bad for that bastard Marik either!

Yuugi: (comes in, hears `bastard') ATEMU!

Atemu: (blinks) Huh?

Yuugi: (kicks him You-Know-Where)

Atemu: (O.O) Oh...My...Ra...That...Hurts...Like...A...Mother...!

Yuugi: (OO'') Potty mouth! (kicks him again, HARDER)

Atemu: AHHH! THE PAIN! (OO''''''''''''''''')

Yuugi: Serves you right for using that dead-awful language!

Atemu: `What is he, a woman? Oh damn, that f-cking hurts!'

Atemu groaned and clutched his You-Know-What, and clenched his teeth together.

Solemn: (comes in) Yuugi told me about everything! (kicks him harder then ever imagined) There. (leaves, satisfied)

Atemu: (O.o) I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE BABY'S IF YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME!!!!! OW. HOLY F-CK, THIS HUUUURRRTTTSSS!!!!

>Downstairs<

Yuugi: (heard it all, O.O) Grandpa?

Solomon: `Dammit!' Yes Yuugi?

Yuugi: What does he mean he won't be able to have babies?

Solomon: I have no idea what he means, Yuugi.

Yuugi: Where do babies come from?

Solomon: A woman.

Yuugi: Really? Then that means...(OO) OMG.

Solomon: (Oo??)

Yuugi: AW!! ATEMU'S A WOMAN!

Atemu: (coming downstairs, clutching his...Well, you get it by now) (O.o) Huh?

Yuugi: (looks at him) AW! You probably groped me in my sleep!

Atemu: (X.X) WHAT?

Yuugi: PERVERTED WOMAN! EEK!

Atemu: W-woman?!(takes a step)

Yuugi: AWAY LADY, I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT WAY!

Atemu: (sweat drop) Y-Yuugi, I'm a MAN!

Yuugi: PROVE IT!

Atemu: (face fault)

Solomon: (X.X) I beg your pardon!?

Atemu: Uh...

Yuugi: So you're a woman, I rest my case. (crosses his arms)

Atemu: (gulps) Ok, I'll prove it. (starts to unzip his pants)

Solomon: NO, ATEMU!!

Too late...

Yuugi: (OO) BIG.

Solomon: (fainted) (X.X)

Atemu: (@.@''') `I don't need this sh-t.' (pulls his pants back up)

Yuugi: (faints)

Atemu: (faints)

So now those three are...Unconcious...(--) Let's go to Malik and them now!

>Malik and Co.<

Malik: Um, let's see, I want chocolate.

Lady: Vanilla it is!

Malik: (thinking, `WTF') No, chocolate.

Lady: Yes, I know, Vanilla!

Malik: (o.o) NO! I want CHOCOLATE, lady!

Rishid: (O.o)

Marik: (--)

Lady: Yes, I know, VANILLA.

Malik: What the hell? Are you deaf?! I want C H O C O L A T E! Do you U N D E R S T A N D??

Lady: YES! V A N I L L A! I'm no stupid!

Malik: (grabbing his hair) NO RA DAMN YOU! I WANT CHOCOLATE! THE BROWN STUFF?!!!

Lady: Ooh! Vanilla!

Malik: (--) Fine, I want strawberry.

Lady: Changed your mine? Ok, Carmel then! (smiles)

Malik: (OO''') (><) Nooo, I want...Strawberry.

Lady: (sighs) I don't think you understand, I am saying the exact same thing, are you tone deaf?

Malik: (looking derange) GIVE ME STRAWBERRY OR CHOCOLATE, WENCH!

Lady: Trench? What's that?

Malik: (OO) `What the f-ck?' Ok, let's put it simple. I want...either strawberry or chocolate.

Lady: Strawberry and chocolate swirled in Vanilla, coming right up! (leaves)

Malik: NO! Ugh, that is gross! (DIS: I would like it! SMILES)

Lady: (comes back) Here you go.

Malik: ew...Uh, sure, whatever...(takes it)

Marik: (comes up) Chocolate.

Lady: Vanilla comin' right up!

Marik: I said chocolate, moron.

Lady: Vanilla, I know.

Rishid: (licks his Rocky Road ice cream)

Marik: I want chocolate, bitch.

Lady: (confused) I'm human, not dog.

Marik: (O.o''') Ok, read my lips. I want-

Lady: You wrote on your lips? I wish I could learn how to do that, but hey, there isn't anything on your lips! You're a mean liar.

Marik: (vein popping out) GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!

Lady: Give you sex? Gladly! (reaches for him)

Marik: (draws back hastily) Screw this, I'm going to a different ice cream stand!

Malik: (licking his ice cream) Not bad...

>At a different Ice Cream Stand<

Man: HELLO! What can I get you?

Marik: Chocolate.

Man: Chocolate what?

Marik: (--) Ice cream, you idiot.

Man: That's not nice.

Marik: Neither am I, now hurry up, I don't have time for moronic fools like you!

Man: Ok, but wouldn't you rather have strawberry? Or perhaps Vanilla? Yummy! Or even rocky road? That's delish! Oh! Or perhaps chocolate with fudge chunks in it? (DIS: I love that kind!)

Marik: (losing his patience) I want chocolate, plain, f-cking chocolate. (><)

Man: If you say so. But what internet do you use?

Marik: (silent, then) AOL.

Man: AOL's a rip-off! You should get Yahoo! Yahoo! does everything for you! You get mail, free popup blocker and free games with using Yahoo! Change to Yahoo!, it will make you smile!

Marik: I don't smile.

Man: (O.o)

Marik: Ever.

Man: (--)

Marik: Period.

Man: Well you have to smile! It takes more effort to frown then to smile, did you know that?

Marik: So?

Man: So if you smile a lot then you'll get LOTS of wrinkles!

Marik: (raises an eyebrow, offended) Are you saying that I am going to get a lot of wrinkles?

Man: Uh, well...No, but you will if you don't smile!

Marik: (side tracked) Does smirking count?

Malik and Rishid: (SWEAT DROP)

Man: UH, Yeah, I guess.

Malik: (whispers to Rishid) Do you think Marik forgot about his ice cream?

Rishid: (whispers to Malik) No, but this conversation went from ice cream, to internet, to smiling and wrinkles.

Malik: (nods)

Marik: Oh screw this, where's my ice cream, Ra dammit!?

Man: (pops the ice cream from no where) here you go, kiddy!

Marik: Kiddy? (grabs ice cream, glaring) Just for that, I'm not paying!

Man: That's ok! I don't even work here! I'm unofficial! But hey, (lowers his voice) Don't tell anyone! Bye! (dashes off)

Marik: Freak. And people call me weird (licks his ice cream, I'm sure you all have seen his tongue before, I know I have...A couple times actually)

Malik: (O.o) You are weird.

Marik: I know, but he's wierder.

Malik: (o.o) He is?

Marik: Hell yeah!

Malik: Ok (doesn't argue)

Marik: (gives him a weird look, then goes back to ice cream)

>Let's go back to Atemu and Co.<

Atemu: (has an ice cream on his You-Know-What) Yuugi, Grandpa, I have a plan! (puts up a wise finger)

Yuugi: What is that, Atemu?

Atemu: LISTEN!

Yuugi and Solomon: (O.O, both shut up)

Atemu: It's time to get back at Anzu!

Yuugi: Yeah, and?

Atemu: Here's how we do it! We will go to the museum, Anzu included and with the help of my enemy, Kaiba, we will lock her and Marik in there after everyone is out.

Yuugi: Keyword: Enemy.

Solomon: I despise that rotten little-Hehehe...(blushes, embarrassed)

Atemu: Whatever, anyways, I will talk him into it! Mwahahaha! (lightning, thunder)

ZAP!

Atemu: (been zapped by lightning) (O.O) (cough) Ow...

Yuugi: (shakes head) Poor Atemu...

Atemu: (shakes it off) THAT'S PHARAOH ATEMU TO YOU! HAHAHAHA! Now on to Kaiba Corp.!

Will Kaiba agree? And where's the rest of the YGO gang? Will Atemu's plan work? Find out in the Next chapter of `Locked in the Museum with Marik'!

!

!

!

DIS: How was the first chapter? Good, Bad, Ok? Review! And note to you all: IT IS A HUGE SIN TO NOT REVIEW! It says so in the bible (nod, nod) Ja ne!