Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Locked in the museum with Marik ❯ To Kaiba Corp we go! ( Chapter 2 )

DIS: (smiles) Yea! I'm back with the second chapter to `Locked in the Museum with Marik'! How cool is that?

Atemu: Very cool! (grins)

DIS: (hugs him) You are so cute!

Bakura: WHAT? I thought you hated him?

DIS: I did, but then someone opened my eyes and showed me how wonderfully CUTE he is! (hugs him)

Atemu: Finally!

Yuugi: (--) `I need to go watch Teletubbies...'

DIS: (OO) Yuugi! Hello? I can read your mind!

Yuugi: (O.o) Uh, hehehe...Ahem. (sweat drops)

DIS: (--) Anyways, enjoy the chapter and read below.

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Title: Locked in the museum with Marik

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: Unrated, at the moment, PG 13, WILL go up.

Summary: Atemu has a plan, an evil plan. After Anzu's prank, he decides to prank her back! And with Marik too! But what if the whole thing becomes into a living prank?! Will Anzu survive? Will MARIK survive? And where did Bakura come from? R&R

Anzu-Tea

Atemu-Yami Yuugi

Yuugi-Yugi

Honda-Tristan

Seto-Seto

Mokuba-Mokuba

Katsuya-Joey

Shizuka-Serenity

Mai-Mai

Miho-Miho

Ryou-Bakura

Malik-Marik

Marik-Yami Malik

Dude1-Some random dude

Dude2-Some other random dude

Isis-Ishizu

Rishid-Odeon

Otogi-Duke

Notes/Warnings: May contain lime in later chapter. Marik/Anzu, Atemu/Isis, Seto/Shizuka/Yuugi, Miho/Honda, Katsuya/Mai. Much randomness and many cliffies to come up. May spook you out in certain parts. OOCNESS, only a bit though.

Disclaimer: DIS does not own YuGiOh or Kotex...Uh, hehehe, you don't wanna know about that, men. (sweat drop) And DIS does not own (coughs) Uh (coughs) any brand name of (cough) condoms (coughs, nervous sweating) Well, er, enjoy! (o.o)

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Atemu, Yuugi, Katsuya, and Honda (with Miho latched onto his arm) walked up to Kaiba Corp. They walked in went up to the main floor where Kaiba's office was. Before the large door, there was a main desk, where a plump-looking lady was sitting. She was short-For sure-had square glasses, a red fancy over coat with a yellow silk shirt under, with a red long skirt on. She wore red high heels with a yellow rose on them and her hair was pinned up tightly in a bun. Too put it shortly, she did NOT look becoming. Atemu seemed almost revolted by the woman. It almost looked as though she had two chins!

Secretary: How can I help you? (high, scratchy voice)

Atemu: (cringes) We need to see Seto Kaiba. NOW. It's very urgent.

Secretary: You're going to have to make an appointment sir.

Atemu: That is too bad. Let me tell you this lady-

Miho: He's the Pharaoh of Egypt, so you had better back off, you She-Demon!

Honda, Yuugi, Katsuya and Atemu turned their heads very slowly to the purple-haired girl. She had finally let go of Honda's arm and was staring daggers into the rather ugly (DIS: No offense to anyone who knows someone who looks like this!) woman. The secretary was unfazed.

Secretary: You're going to have to make an appointment miss.

Miho: (sweat drops) Did you not hear what I just said? Let us through, you beggar!

Coincidentally, Seto Kaiba emerged from his office to go on his lunch break.

Seto: Who's a beggar?

Miho: You're secretary!

Seto: Yeah, I already knew that. What the hell do you maggots want anyways?

Atemu: I have a preposition for you, Kaiba.

Seto: (raises an eyebrow) Is that so?

Atemu: That is so!

Seto: Is that so?

Atemu: That is so!

Seto: Is that so?

Atemu: (getting pissed) That is SO!

Seto: Is that so?

Atemu: THAT IS SO, KAIBA, KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF!

Seto: Very well. So, what is the preposition?

Atemu: You think I'm about to say it in front of THAT witch?! (points to Seto's secretary)

Secretary: I have a name.

Katsuya: Ya do? Den what is it?

Saurian: Saurian.

Miho: Saurian!? Isn't that a guys' name?

Saurian: (didn't quite hear her)

Katsuya: So are we gonna talk about dis or what money bags?

Seto: We? Who's we?

Katsuya: (confused) Whaddya mean `Who's we'? It's Atemu, me, Honda, and Miho. Who did ya dink it was?

Seto: Sorry, read the sign. (points to sign)

Katsuya: Eh? (looks at sign) HEY!

Sign: NO DOGS ALLOWED, NO EXCEPTIONS.

Seto: (smirks)

Katsuya: You tryin' ta say sometin, money bags?!!

Seto" Glad you noticed. We can talk in my office. (ushers them into his office, but stops Katsuya)

Katsuya: What now?

Seto: Pull out ALL of your pockets and take off your shoes.

Katsuya: (OO) What? Yer stripping me down now!? Aw, sick man!

Seto: (rolls his eyes) No, you moron. I'm checking you for mange.

Katsuya: Eh? What da heck is mange? (turns to Atemu)

Atemu: Uh, it's a...Freckle. A huge, weird...Poisonous...Freckle. (doesn't really know)

Yuugi, Honda, and Miho: (O.o??)

Katsuya: Oh, ok, I get it. But why is-

Seto: Mange is a disease animals get, mutt.

Katsuya: Ah. (thinks) Wait a minute...(gets it, go Katsuya!) HEY! I'm no animal!

Seto: Yes you are.

Katsuya: Nah, no I'm not

Seto: Yes...You are.

Katsuya: No...I'm not.

Seto: YES

Katsuya: NO

Seto: YES!

Katsuya: NO!

Seto: (takes out a cow shocker, those things are STRONG) Wanna say that again?

Katsuya: Y-yes...I...Am?

Seto: (smirks) Bark for me.

Katsuya: (><) Neva!

Seto: (holds shocker up warningly) Bark...

Katsuya: (OO) (;.;) My pride's down da drain...Bark, bark, bark!

Seto: (laughs) That's funniest dam thing I've ever heard today! Ahh, alright, come in.

Katsuya: (comes in, sulking)

Seto: (shuts door and turns to a seated Atemu) Ok Atemu, what preposition did you have for me?

Honda: (snickers at Katsuya)

Katsuya: (mutters) Shuddup...

Atemu: I need you help in something.

Seto: So you need help from me, not giving me a preposition.

Atemu: Yeah.

Seto: Really.

Atemu: Yeah.

Seto: Hmm...I see.

Atemu: (--) Yeah……….

Seto: Hmm.

Atemu: So will you help?

Seto: Depends on what it is.

Atemu: Really?

Seto: (rolls his eyes) No, it doesn't. (sarcastic)

Atemu: (beams) Really? Awesome!

Seto" I was being sarcastic!

Atemu: Oh...

Seto: So, what do you want help with?

Atemu: Well, Anzu pulled this prank on me and I want to get her back so I-

Seto: No.

Atemu: But you didn't let me finish.

Seto: So? I already know what you plan on doing.

Atemu: really?

Seto: yes. You plan on pranking her back.

Atemu: yeah!

Seto: No.

Atemu: Whhhaattt? Why not?!

Seto: Because...(smirks) I wish I were there when she did it.

Atemu: (fumes) She almost made a 2000 pound weight fall on me! IT WAS VERY CLOSE, KAIBA, VERY CLOSE!

Miho: (puts up a finger) And very fake!

Atemu: (looking oddly deranged as he turns to her) I beg your pardon?

Miho: The weight was fake. It was a balloon.

Honda: Like that boulder that chased us at Duelist Kingdom (DIS: Poor Ryou could've got smashed! O.O)

Atemu: (thoughtful) Luckily it was Ryou who could have been killed and not me...

SLAM!

In seconds, Atemu was on the floor with swirly eyes from Miho's slap. She had some hand, that girl did!

Honda: (OO) Miho!

Miho: (huffing & standing) Ryou is a very good friend of mine! How dare you even think something like that?!

Atemu: O-Oh did I say that out loud? S-silly me! Hehehe...Gulp.

Miho: Say you're sorry!

Atemu: W-well you know I would, but I was very, er, very serious! Uh, eh-heh, heh, heh...

Miho: (o.o) Oh. Well...Say sorry anyways!

Atemu: Um...Sorry.

Miho: (smiles) Ok! (sits back down beside Honda)

Seto: `Someone's PMS-ing.' (smirks)

Atemu: OK! Listen to my plan first Kaiba! (jumps up into his seat)

Seto: Fine. But I can't guarantee that I won't interrupt, will agree, and won't tell Anzu what you said.

Atemu: `Sh-t.' Ok, but I CAN guarantee you will agree!

Seto: And I can't? That is scientifically impossible.

Honda: What? Dude, we're not talkin' about physics!

Seto: I know, neither am I. Now start Atemu.

Atemu: Ok, I think that we should go to the museum, Anzu included and with the help of you, we will lock her and Marik in there after everyone is out.

Seto: Marik? When did you come up with this wacked plan.

Katsuya And Honda: duudde, did Kaiba just say `wacked'. (high five)

Seto: (rolls his eyes)

Atemu: What do you mean, Kaiba? I thought it was brilliant!

Seto: You're missing all the details! For one, if you go to the museum, who will you be with? What time will you go there? How will you distract Mazaki and somehow lose her? How will you get JUST Marik in there? What will Isis think of this? And what if Malik or Marik finds out? What if the mutt squeals to Mazaki?

Atemu: (jaw wide open) (closes it) Can you repeat that?

Seto: (sighs) No. Listen, how about we plan this out differently.

Atemu: (perks up) So you'll help?

Seto: Only because I want to have my revenge on Marik, that bastard...(growls)

Atemu: YES! SO DO I! Because I AM PHARAOH, NOT HIM!

Yuugi: Yes, we know Atemu. AND THERE YOU GO AGAIN, CUSSING! (kicks him again in his You-Know-What)]

Atemu: (falls off the couch, clutching his You-Know-What) HOLY RA!

Yuugi: Bad Atemu! No more cussing for you!

Seto: (O.O) `Ouch, that has to hurt...'

Katsuya: `I'm hungry...For meatballs...I wonder where that came from...I wanna go to Hooters...Doesn't Mai work there? Ooh baby!'

Honda: (OO) OOH! That must hurt...I wonder how it feels?

Atemu: (glaring) WANT ME TO SHOW YOU HOW IT FEELS???

Honda: (O.o''') On second thought, forget I said anything.

Atemu: GOOD.

Miho: Here, let me help you Atemu. (helps him up)

Atemu: (smiles) Thank you, Miho!

Only to get kicked there again by Yuugi...

Yuugi: Two kicks for you!

Atemu: (O.O) Yuu-gi! This hurts, Ra dammit!

Yuugi: (smiles innocently) I wouldn't know.

Atemu: LET ME SHOW YOU!!! (chases after Yuugi)

Seto: (--) As amusing as it may be, I have no time for babysitting.

>45 minutes later<

Yuugi and Atemu: (glaring at each other)

Seto: Ok, here's what we're going to do. We'll set the plan's date for Saturday at 8:30 P. M., 30 minutes from the natural time the Museum closes, understand?

Honda, Yuugi, Atemu, Katsuya, and Atemu: (nod)

Seto: Before Saturday, we will tell the other geeks in your group about this. I will have everyone out by 8:43.

Miho: Why 8:43?

Seto: Because I feel like it. Atemu, you will, of course, have to speak to Isis about this as well. And Malik and the bald guy if they plan on helping, clear?

Atemu: Crystal.

Seto: Good, now Honda, your job is to stay with Anzu and when Miho, who will give the signal and follow you two in UNDERCOVER, gives the signal, which I will show her later on and she will tell you, you tell Anzu you need to use the restroom and tell her to stay there until you got back, wherever you guys were. Then, my job will be to set camera's all over the museum BEFORE Saturday and I will have all the controls on, but we won't be able to hear them, that's just how those type of camera's are. Then, you 4 and your gang of geeks, plus me will be watching them from inside my best motor home that will have the TV's of the camera's set up in. Do you get all of this?

All 5 nodded.

Katsuya: Hey Kaiba?

Seto: What is it, poodle?

Katsuya: (ignoring the comment) What job do I get?

Seto: Well, Mr. Lap-dog, you get to follow Atemu and help him out, now get the hell out of my office. I'll contact you, don't contact me. (shoves them out)

Atemu, Honda, Yuugi, Miho, and Katsuya: (blink)

Katsuya: Dis sucks.

Yuugi: Sucks what (innocently)

Atemu: `What if he blows and doesn't suck?' (DIS: My friend Kashell once said that...She has a perverted mind, like my friend Bryce.)

Honda: I get one of the big part, awesome!

Miho: So do I and you're my partner!

Honda: Ahh, forever!

Miho and Honda: (hug)

Atemu: Well Katsuya, it seems we have a whole big mission in front of us, served on a silver platter.

Katsuya: Personally I wouldn't mind havin' Kaiba's head served to me on a silver platter, Atemu. Den I could feed it to da wolves of da forest, ya know? And Kaiba's head'd be screamin'!

Atemu: That's very...Creative of you Katsuya...(o.o'')

Katsuya: Ya dink?

Atemu: (--) Yeah, sure.

Saurian: (--) Are you leaving yet? You're taking up my space. It's very annoying having two kid lovers and two psychotic friends in here.

Atemu: That sounds like

Lovers would be Yuugi and Anzu.

Psychotic friends would be Malik and Bakura

Atemu: How coincidental!

Yuugi: (kicks him You-Know-Where) Me and Anzu are just friends! (><)

Atemu: (falls over, clutching his You-Know-What) OW. VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER, YUUGI!

Yuugi: That's not what Bakura said.

Atemu: WHAT? BAKURA? You've been hanging out with the enemy!

Yuugi: You said I could hang out with whomever I wanted.

Atemu: (getting over the pain, stand up) That's not the point! You're hanging out with Bakura! He's a bad influence on you!

Katsuya: What are ya, his fada? (DIS: Meant to mean `Father')

Atemu: No, But I am his yami!

Yuugi: I DON'T CARE! Besides, Bakura gives me candy! It makes me get sugar high! He says there's somethin' called weed in it. Maybe like weeds from the garden? (shrugs) It was good anyways.

Katsuya, Honda, and Miho: (O.O'''') Weed?

Atemu: Sounds suspicious. Is that a drug by chance?

Yuugi: (shrugs) I dunno. I don't think so.

Katsuya: (whispers to Atemu) It is, Atemu.

Atemu: dam-dang!

Yuugi: (shrugs again and walks towards the elevator)

Others: (follow him)

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DIS: There you all go, the 2nd chapter! 3rd chapter will be out real soon! I hope you all like it! (smiles) It's going slow so far, I know. Normally, it all starts this chapter and everything that begins it is in the first chapter, but then, if I jammed all of this, plus next chapter in and some of the 4th chapter in, it's be almost 40 pages long!! And I know you all don't want THAT! No, you don't. So how was the 2nd chapter? Good, Bad, Ok? Review! And note to you all: IT IS A HUGE SIN TO NOT REVIEW! It says so in the bible (nod, nod) Ja ne!