Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Locked in the museum with Marik ❯ AWW, INSANE YUUGI! ( Chapter 7 )

DIS: Yo dawgs! How's everyone doin' out there? Good? Great! It's 6:13 in the morning on the same day that I did chapter 6 and here I am for chapter 7! Enjoy it while you can and I hope you read below!

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Title: Locked in the museum with Marik

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: R for language, sexual content and drugs. WILL have lemon in future, but will be posted on mediaminer.org

Summary: Atemu has a plan, an evil plan. After Anzu's prank, he decides to prank her back! And with Marik too! But what if the whole thing becomes into a living prank?! Will Anzu survive? Will MARIK survive? And where did Bakura come from? R&R

Anzu-Tea

Atemu-Yami Yuugi

Yuugi-Yugi

Honda-Tristan

Seto-Seto

Mokuba-Mokuba

Katsuya-Joey

Shizuka-Serenity

Mai-Mai

Miho-Miho

Ryou-Bakura

Malik-Marik

Marik-Yami Malik

Dude1-Some random dude

Dude2-Some other random dude

Isis-Ishizu

Rishid-Odeon

Otogi-Duke

Notes/Warnings: May contain lime in later chapter. Marik/Anzu, Atemu/Isis, Seto/Shizuka/Yuugi, Miho/Honda, Katsuya/Mai. Much randomness and many cliffies to come up. May spook you out in certain parts. OOCNESS, only a bit though.

Disclaimer: DIS does not own YuGiOh or Kotex...Uh, hehehe, you don't wanna know about that men. (sweat drop) And DIS does not own (coughs) Uh (coughs) any brand name of (cough) condoms (coughs, nervous sweating) Well, er, enjoy! (o.o)

WARNING, WARNING! MUCH OOCNESS THIS CHAPTER AND MANY SECRETS OF BAKURA, RYOU, MALIK AND OTOGI UNLEASHED!! MANY PERVERTED THOUGHTS OF ANZU THIS CHAPTER!

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>Morning<

Anzu's eyes opened and she noticed how dim it was. She looked out the window and groaned. It was pouring down rain outside and it was only Sunday!

Anzu: Great, what am I going to do now? (groans, angry)

Marik: (mumbles) Not now...I don't want to have sex with Anzu yet...Just a little longer, mommy.

Anzu: (fuming) YOU ASS! (kicks him out of bed)

Marik: OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!!

Anzu: Well Marik, looks like you have a problem with sleep talking! PERVERT!

Marik: (face faults) Um, uh, Anzu I can explain!

Anzu: EXPLAIN MY ASS!

Marik: (^_^) Your ass?

Anzu: (0o0) (slaps him HARD)

Marik: OW, BITCH!

Anzu: YOU DESERVED IT YOUR PERVERTED BASTARD!

Marik: You wanna know something?

Anzu: WHAT?

Marik: I HATE YOUR UGLY FACE!

Anzu: (fumes and kicks him where the sun don't shine)

Marik: Oh...my Ra...That hurt like a mother...

Anzu: GOOD! (turns and leaves out of the room)

Marik: H-hey! WHERE ARE YOU GOING, BITCH? Shit...I can't feel them...(counts) 1...2...Oh good, they're both there...(gives a sigh of relief and relaxes on the floor) I need ice...

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Mai: (opens an eye) Uh? (looks own) Oh yeah...

The two were sleeping in a dinosaur skeleton...

Katsuya: GIVE ME SEX! (bolts up, awake)

Mai: (-.-) Katsuya...

Katsuya: Um, I meant, a T-Rex, hehehe...

Mai: I'll give you the count of 3 to run...

Katsuya: (falls down)

Crack.

Mai: (OO) That didn't sound too good...

Katsuya: MAI I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING!

Mai: (X.X) I know that, Katsuya!

Katsuya: (sniffles) Mai...?

Mai: what Katsuya?

Katsuya: I want my mommy...

Mai: (X.X) Well I don't know what to say!

Katsuya: (whines) Mai!!

Mai: Katsuya, shut up! I'll be down there in a minute!

<5 Minutes Later>

Mai: (comes over to Katsuya) Ok.

Katsuya: You took an hour!

Mai: (-.-) It was only about 5 minutes.

Katsuya: (starts crying) It hurts!

Mai: (checks all his bones and finds a bone underneath him that is broken ) (o.O)

Katsuya: AWW!

Mai: Katsuya...This is a dinosaur bone...

Katsuya: (stands up) I know, it was jabbing into my hip.

Mai: (X.X) ARE YOU REALLY THAT LAZY?!

Katsuya: Umm, yes?

Mai: (-.-) Shut up, we need to go try and signal to Isis and the others that we're in here.

Katsuya: Right-o! (walks and trips)

Dinosaur bones: (wobble)

Mai and Katsuya: AWW! ITS GONNA FALL! (run)

Bones: (crash on them)

Katsuya: Mai?

Mai: What now, BONE-head?!

Katsuya: I think I actually broke something this time.

Mai: Shut the hell up, Katsuya. (@_@)

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Marik: (crawling on the ground) Aaaaannnzzzzuuu, help meeee! Screw you then, see if I ever dream about you again!

BONK!

Marik: (X.X)

Anzu: (anime vein popping out of her head) And I actually came back to help you!

Marik: I DESERVE YOUR PITY! YOUR STUPID HUSBAND SENT ME TO THE SHADOW REALM!

Anzu: YEAH, AND? HE LET YOU COME BACK, DIDN'T HE?

Marik: NO, THAT WAS SHADII!

Anzu: SO?!

Marik: DO YOU WANT ME TO SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!?

Anzu: YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR M. ROD!

Marik: YEAH, AND?

Anzu: (silent)

Marik: (silent)

Anzu: )sweat drops) You just admitted you were wrong.

Marik: I did not.

Anzu: You did too.

Marik: Did not

Anzu: Did too

Marik: Did not

Anzu: Did too

Marik: Did not

Anzu: Did too

Marik: Did not

Anzu: Did too

Marik: Did not'

Anzu: Did not

Marik: (OO) Uhhh, what?

Anzu: (confused as well) Huh?

Marik: (anime fall) FORGET YOU! We must have bombs somewhere around here!

Anzu: Oh yeah, really intelligent, blow up your sister's museum.

Marik: Malik is her brother, not me.

Anzu: (o.O) What?

Marik: OH don't even try your shit with me!

Anzu: (x.X) No seriously, what do you mean?

Marik: What do you mean what do I mean! You know that I know that you know!

Anzu: (OO) WHAT...?

Marik: You heard me.

Anzu: True, but what the HELL did you mean?

Marik: Umm

Anzu: AUGH, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, DO YOU?

Marik: Hold on, I know this one.

(15 minutes later)

Marik: (thinking)

Anzu: (doesn't even remember) Come on, Marik, just give up!

Marik: On what?

Anzu: Weren't you thinking?

Marik: I was trying to remember what I was trying to remember to remember.

Anzu: WHAT...?

Marik: Oh no you don't! Don't you even try that again with me!

Anzu: What?

Marik: Umm

Anzu: You don't know, do you?

Marik: Er, not really.

Anzu: Neither do I.

Marik: HA! YOU ADMITTED DEFEAT!

Anzu: No I didn't, you did.

Marik: You did.

Anzu: You did.

Marik: You did.

Anzu: You did.

Marik: No, you-

Anzu: DAMMIT MARIK, WE'RE GETTING NOWHERE WITH THIS!

Marik: (OO) Jeez, EXCUSE me!

Anzu: YOU'RE NOT EXCUSED!

Marik: I wasn't asking to be.

Anzu: You said excuse me, which means you wanted to be excused.

Marik: I was being a smart-ass.

Anzu: Well stop being one.

Marik: Don't order me around, woman! Er...girl...Er, lady.

Anzu: (frowning) Shut up, everything that comes out of your mouth is too stupid for me to hear.

Marik: WHAT! How dare you!

Anzu: (rolls eyes)

Marik: Well, I don't know what you're doing, but I am going to go look for bomb(s).

Anzu: You do that.

Marik: I will.

Anzu: Fine.

Marik: Fine.

Anzu: Then go.

Marik: I will.

Anzu: Good.

Marik: Awesome. (turns and leaves)

Anzu: (sweat drops) What a moron.

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Katsuya: (swimming in the bones) Mai, where are you?!

Mai: (in the middle of his circle that he is swimming) KATSUYA!

Katsuya: MAI! (comes to her and gets slapped) OW!

Mai: YOU MORON, I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE DAMN TIME!

Katsuya: Why didn't you say anything then?

Mai: I was drowning.

Katsuya: You were?

Mai: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!

Katsuya: (stupid) You were?

Mai: Yes, I was!

Katsuya: Really?

Mai: Yes.

Katsuya: So...you were?

Mai: (anime fall) LET'S JUST GO!

Katsuya: Why?

Mai: WANT TO STAY HERE?

Katsuya: No, why-

Mai: Then follow me!

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Isis: (holding her head) I think I'm going to hurl.

Bakura: (smirks) `Good thing I added some alcohol in that cake...'

Seto: That's why I never eat anything of those idiots. (-.-)

Isis: What the hell do you mean, Seto Kaiba?

Seto: You idiots were high last night.

Shizuka: Really?

Seto/Yuugi: yes. (glare)

Yuugi: She was asking ME, Kaiba.

Seto: BS! She was asking ME, SHORTY!

Yuugi: AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI! (A/N: Yuugi's battle cry) (tackles Seto, beating the crap out of him)

Seto: GET THIS INSANE MIDGET OFF ME!

Will Yuugi ever calm down? Will Mai and Katsuya ever get out of the bones? Will Marik ever find any bombs? Find out next time on `Locked in the Museum with Marik!'

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DIS: I have finally finished this like, a month after I started it, lol. (^^) Sorry for this everyone. I know it's been a long time since I've updated this. I've been doing a lot of stuff on FF.net, but I finally found some time to finish this chapter up. I'll try and update some more fics that are on MM.org, but not too soon, no doubt. I've started school and a once a week update is how this is going to be, sorry. But I may find more time! Anyways, Please review, it would be very appreciated. Bye!