Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Locked in the museum with Marik ❯ Bakura's Secrets Unleashed! ( Chapter 6 )

DIS: Hello everyone! It is 2:25 in the morning and I am just now starting Chapter Six! I have been very occupied!

Malik: With what, shopping!

DIS: Yes, that and making my new website called Yami Malik's Den!

Marik: Awesome. A site dedicated to me...I love it.

DIS: (^^) Hehehe...Yeah, anyways, it's not even half done. I've been ogling the pictures for a long time...I found a pic of Marik flipping someone off! That is such a turn-on!

Audience: (O.o) Turn on?

YGO gang: Turn-on?

DIS: (O.O) Uh, what I meant was it makes him look very hot! (swoons) I also found a very (ahem) revealing fic of Malik too...(gives sly looks at Malik)

Malik: (OO''') Huh??!

DIS: Mwahahaha!

Malik: Uh, I want to know what it is!

DIS: (grins) Malik without a shirt on! Or to be specific, Malik taking his shirt off!! (jumps up and down in glee)

Anzu: (o.o) Someone is very obsessed.

DIS: Who care's? This cutie is HOT. (huggles Malik, then lets go) NOW TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF)

Malik: (X.X) WHAT? NO!!

ZAP!

All girls, including DIS: (O.O) Wow...

Malik: AWW!! (runs fast to a room)

All girls: Aww...(pout)

Marik: (--) Jeez.

DIS: (^^) Anyways, I'm gonna try and get that pic and the Marik/flipping someone off pic up on my new webbie soon! Oh, but here's the URL:

w w w . f r e e w e b s . c o m / Y a m i M a l i k s 6 6 6 Den

DIS: (O.o) If that doesn't work, then the M in Maliks and the D in Den is lower case. (^^) I'm too lazy to check and I put the 666 in there because it's the devils number, mwahahaha!

Satin: (pops out of no where) WHAT IS IT YOU SAY ABOUT THY SATIN?!

DIS: (O.O) UH, HI?

Satin: (blinks, then) Oh hello! (sits down and talks about stuff about Hell) (^_^)

DIS: (*_*)

God: (pops out of no where) He lies!

Satin: Screw off!

God: No!

Satin and God: (begin having a show down)

DIS: Eek! Marik, hide me!

Marik: Go Satin. (bored as she hides herself in his cape)

God: I WIN!

Satin: NOOO!

Satin and God revel themselves to be Seto and Atemu!

Seto: You jack ass!

Atemu: DO I LOOK LIKE ONE?

Seto: NO, YOUR MAMA DOES!

Atemu: Oh no you didn't just talk about my mama!

Seto: Mwahaha! Yes I did, so suck in your pride, you prick!

Atemu: (gasps) Mother of Amon and Osiris and Isis and the Sacred cat of Baat! Yuugi!

Yuugi: (has his soccer shoes on) Yep?

Seto: Ha, ha, Bastard!

Yuugi: POTTY MOUTH! (kicks Seto You-Know-Where)

Seto: AWWW! I-I CAN'T FEEL THEM! (thinks) Maybe if Shizuka [CENSORED] them.

Shizuka: (O.O) I WHAT?

Katsuya: (FUMING)

DIS: Uh, well, read below and enjoy! You guys...

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Title: Locked in the museum with Marik

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: Unrated, at the moment, PG 13, WILL go up.

Summary: Atemu has a plan, an evil plan. After Anzu's prank, he decides to prank her back! And with Marik too! But what if the whole thing becomes into a living prank?! Will Anzu survive? Will MARIK survive? And where did Bakura come from? R&R

Anzu-Tea

Atemu-Yami Yuugi

Yuugi-Yugi

Honda-Tristan

Seto-Seto

Mokuba-Mokuba

Katsuya-Joey

Shizuka-Serenity

Mai-Mai

Miho-Miho

Ryou-Bakura

Malik-Marik

Marik-Yami Malik

Dude1-Some random dude

Dude2-Some other random dude

Isis-Ishizu

Rishid-Odeon

Otogi-Duke

Notes/Warnings: May contain lime in later chapter. Marik/Anzu, Atemu/Isis, Seto/Shizuka/Yuugi, Miho/Honda, Katsuya/Mai. Much randomness and many cliffies to come up. May spook you out in certain parts. OOCNESS, only a bit though.

Disclaimer: DIS does not own YuGiOh or Kotex...Uh, hehehe, you don't wanna know about that men. (sweat drop) And DIS does not own (coughs) Uh (coughs) any brand name of (cough) condoms (coughs, nervous sweating) Well, er, enjoy! (o.o)

WARNING, WARNING! MUCH OOCNESS THIS CHAPTER AND MANY SECRETS OF BAKURA, RYOU, MALIK AND OTOGI UNLEASHED!! MANY PERVERTED THOUGHTS OF ANZU THIS CHAPTER!

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>In motor home<

Ryou: (thinking) Hey you guys, when I think of it, do you suppose that they might need Trojan?

(DEAD SILENCE)

Isis: Isn't that...A brand of condom?

Ryou: Yes, I saw it in Bakura's "fun drawer".

Miho and Shizuka: (slowly turn their head to him) "Fun drawer", Bakura? Tell us, what else is in this "fun drawer" of yours?

Ryou: Now that I think back to it, there was some pictures of An-

Bakura: RYOU! (lunges at him) Shut UP!

Ryou: (sweat drops and mumbles underneath his hand)

Bakura: (has a cherry red face) Please Ryou, just shut your mouth! Damn, I didn't even know you knew about my "Fun Drawer"!

Ryou: Well, I do. (smiles)

Bakura: (face faults) You're dead.

Ryou: (O.O) What?

Tap, tap.

Isis: (turns to the door)

Peer, peer.

Isis: (--)

Peek, peek.

Isis: You can come in Malik.

Malik: Oh good, you noticed me. (smirks)

Rishid: Hello Miss Isis.

Isis: (--, shuts the door) Hello...Rishid.

Bakura: (glances at Malik and lets go of Ryou) Malik.

Malik: Bakura! Hello.

Ryou: He had naked pictures of Anzu in his drawer, I guess he took them secretly when she was taking a shower. I even snagged some for myself. Hehehe, (^_^)

Malik: (freezes) Excuse me???

Ryou: (face fault) Uh, hi. (puts up a hand in greeting)

Malik: (looks skeptically at Bakura) You have naked pictures of Mazaki?

Ryou: Sure he does, I do too now. I think I'll make my own "Fun Drawer".

Malik: (looks at Ryou, then Bakura) I see, so...Did you know I do too? (grins)

Bakura: I'LL KILL YOU!

Malik and Bakura: (get in a dust fight)

Ryou: I'm selling Anzu in her lingerie for $21! Who's willing to buy?

Otogi: (takes a look at the picture of Ryou's) wow, I will! (coughs up $21, not literally)

Ryou: (flips through the cash he made, grinning) Nice making business with you.

Otogi: Psst, got anymore?

Ryou: Yeah, but they're at home, you can come over and we'll make a bargain.

Otogi: (smirking perversely) Nice...

Ryou and Otogi: (snickering)

Miho and Shizuka: (sigh)

Shizuka: Nothing we can do about it.

Miho: yeah, at least they're not calling her fat.

Shizuka: Yeah, like SOMEONE (glares at the screen, where Marik was)

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>With Katsuya and Mai<

(DIS: I know you want some Marik and Anzu, but we're just workin' our way through the humorous parts here...)

Mai: Psst, I lowered my cholesterol.

Katsuya: (O.o) (o.O)

Mai: (proud)

Katsuya: (continues waking next to Mai) `I dink dat Mai's telling me I'm fat.'

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>Back it the motor home<

Miho: Hey you guys? How about we make a cake?

Atemu, Malik and Bakura: I WANT TO!

Miho: (raises an eyebrow)

Atemu, Malik and Bakura: (smiles innocently)

Bakura: Psst, little Yuugi.

Yuugi: (looks over at him and the two go to a corner without anyone knowing)

Miho, Malik and Atemu: (arguing over who will make the cake)

Yuugi: (in a whisper) Yeah?

Bakura: (takes out some candy that has weed in it) Here you go, little one.

Yuugi: Ooh! Gimme!

Bakura: Money first. (smirks)

Yuugi: (pouts) OK, FINE (gives him money)

Bakura: Thank you for the money...(to himself when Yuugi's gone) And your innocence (DIS: no, not that kind you Yaoi lovers! Bakura/Yuugi? Eww!)

Atemu: NOO! I don't want to bake my cake with Bakura and Malik! NO FAIR! (has a fit) WAH!

Yuugi: (finished with his candy) Hehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (rolling on the ground, stoned)

Ryou: Yuugi mate, you really...Shouldn't laugh-Hey, what's wrong with you? (shakes Yuugi)

Yuugi: (kisses Ryou)

Ryou: (O_O'')

Atemu: Aw, hell no! (pulls them away) I'm not havin' any queer abiou! (DIS: No offense to those who are homosexual)

Bakura: (cracks his knuckles) So! Are we ready to make a cake?

Atemu: I AM!

Malik: (shrugs) Sure, even though I hate Atemu.

Atemu: (glare) That's PHARAOH Atemu to you, ass-wipe!

Malik: (I am a lion, hear me ROAR) WHAT WAS THAT YOU WASHED-UP, HAS-BEEN?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atemu: LAST TIME I CHECKED I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS PHARAOH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: As amusing as this is, I think we need to get to our, hehehe, baking!

Malik: (raises an eyebrow)

Atemu and Malik: `What are you up to, Bakura?'

Malik: Right, let's go.

Atemu, Malik and Bakura: (leave to the separate room where the kitchen is)

Bakura: (grins and rubs his hands together) Alright! Let's see what my skills can do?

Atemu: What skills?

Bakura: The skills...Of dealing. (grins and takes out a little packet with white powder in it)

Malik: (--) If I had known you were a dealer, I wouldn't even bother buying my stuff from that cheap bastard, Ashik (Ah-sheek, I own him).

Bakura: I'd still charge you. (--)

Malik: What, we're not friends anymore?!!

Bakura: (rolls his eyes) Yes, but enough of that! If you help me out with this, then you get free druggy cake!

Atemu: What? What are you guys talking about?

Bakura: (-o-) I'm a spirit and I even know about this. I, in fact, am not only a dealer, but an expert too.

Atemu: In WHAT?

Bakura: This! (holds up little bag of white pwer)

Atemu: (o.O)

Malik: Someone needs a lesson.

Bakura: We have time...

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>With Katsuya and Mai again!<

Katsuya: (whistling the theme song to Fushigi Yuugi)

Mai: (twitching)

Katsuya: (starts over)

Mai: ALRIGHT, KATSUYA, I GET IT! YOU'RE MISSING YOUR EPISODE OF FUSHIGI YUUGI!

Katsuya: (snaps) Damn right!

Mai: Well that isn't my problem Katsuya! BLAME ISIS FOR IT!!

Katsuya: YEAH!

Mai and Katsuya: YEAH!

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>Finally, with Anzu<

Anzu: (looking around) Oh come on! There has to be some place for me to sleep!

Anzu walked around more, until she came to the medieval times exhibit. She brightened, seeing a large, canopy bed. She raised an eyebrow at the statue Queen Elizabeth and took her out of the bed.

Anzu: Sorry, but I'm exhausted! (gets in the silk covers) Ahh!

Anzu's ocean blue eyes closed...FOREVER, No, just kidding! (laughs nervously)

Anzu's ocean blue eyes closed as she drifted off to dream world, if only Marik was a s lucky as her.

>With Marik<

Marik: (slams into something) Ow. (stubs his tow) Ouch. (hits his head on something) Dammit. (he trips and falls flat on his face) F-ck!! (gets up) Huh? `Medival Times Exhibit'. Hmm...There has to be a bed in here, hehehe, ha, ha, Mazaki!

Marik trips over many things, cursing afterwards, which awoke little Anzu.

Anzu: Marik?! Oh great...(--)

Marik: I'd do my trademark laugh, but I'm too tired too. Now move over.

Anzu: Excuse me?

Marik: Move over! I searched the whole museum for a bed, but there isn't one in sight!

Anzu: So? Sleep on the floor! I'll even give you a blanket!

Marik: Too bad! Now move over!

Anzu: (whines) But Marik!

Coincidentally, Mai and Katsuya heard them and peeked in.

Mai and Katsuya: (o.O)

Marik: Mazaki, move over! I need to sleep too!

Anzu: Really? I had no idea!

Marik: (growls) LET ME IN!

Katsuya: `In? Man, that's nasty! He's askin' to be in her!' (DIS: He's dumb AND perverted, no offense to Katsuya lovers)

Anzu: NO!

Marik: Mazaki...Don't make me force you...Because I will, you know that!

Anzu: Yeah and I know that you can rape me to, you big-ass pervert!

Marik: (O.O) Uh...So?

Anzu and Mai: (><)

Anzu: (growls) FINE! But I get it for the rest of the time we're here.

Marik: Fine with me and don't come near me.

Anzu: Fine. (turns on he side to sleep)

Marik: Humph. (closes his eyes and falls asleep)

Anzu: (yawns and goes to sleep)

Katsuya and Mai: (move on ahead to the next exhibit)

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>At the motor home's kitchen<

Malik and Bakura: (waiting for the cake to bake)

Atemu: (counting to a billion)

DING!

Bakura: (takes the cake out) Here we are. Put the frosting on, Atemu and don't even think about eating a PIECE of it, This is for everyone else, not us, hehehe.

Ryou: (comes in) Hello mates, sorry to say, I know what kind of cake it is, so I won't be eating any

Bakura: No shit, Sherlock. (--)

Ryou: So rude.

Malik: (shrugs) So am I and no one complains

Atemu: (putting frosting on it) I do.

Malik: I meant LOWER people, you reknob!

Atemu: (shrugs) So I must be higher.

Malik: (sulks) shuddup...

Atemu: Done! Isn't it prettiful? (DIS: That's SOTR's word, not mine!)

The cake had a lot of flowers and said, `Have fun seeing Marik and Anzu suffer!' on it. Yami even made two little figurines of Anzu and Marik on each side of the cake with the frosting. It was impressive to say the least.

>5 minutes later<

Malik: Here's the cake!

Miho: Aw, it's so...Uh...Cute-

Honda: I don't think cute's the word for this, Miho. I'd say it has quite a bit of artistic license. And creativeness and I have no doubt it was Atemu who made it...(eyeing Atemu)

Atemu: I did the frosting. (^_^)

Seto: (rolls his eyes) Yay for you. (glances at the screen, eyes go wide) WHAT THE HELL?!!

Atemu: (shoves Seto out of the way) AWW!! MY ANZU IS SLEEPING WITH MY ISIS' MARIK!

Bakura: (>>) What, you have two girls?

Miho: (eating a piece of cake) Guess so. Let's eat!

Atemu: (OO) My artwork!!

Bakura: Suck it in.

Bakura, Malik, Ryou and a sobbing Atemu watched as everyone shoved their faces full of cake, excluding Seto, who was suspicious. And his suspicions rose as he saw everyone getting high off the cake.

Miho: (making out with Honda)

Isis: (clothes disheveled, seeing `I'm too Sexy') I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for hat...

Atemu: (stops and watches in horror as Isis starts stripping her clothes off in tune to the song)

Otogi, Yuugi and Shizuka: I AM STONER MAN, SMOKIN' MARIJUANA FROM A PEPSI CAN! I TAKE LSD'S, NOW PURPLE MONKEY'S ARE CHASING ME! AGAIN! I AM STONER MAN...

Seto: This is ridiculous.

Ryou: You're tellin' me mate.

Seto: (checks watch) Is it morning yet?

Malik: (covering his eyes) SOMEONE STOP ISIS!!

Atemu: Why should we? DANCE BABY, DANCE!

Bakura: I suppose it's time for me to look at these picture of Anzu...(takes pictures out of his pocket)

Ryou: (sighs) Night, night. (goes to the bed to sleep)

Will Isis put her clothes on? Will anyone pass out anytime soon? Does Seto's watch talk? And what of Anzu and Marik? Will they starve? Will Mai and Katsuya starve or will Katsuya eat his girlfriend? Find out in the next chapter of `Locked in the museum with Marik'!

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DIS: This was longer than I had expected and thanks to my brother, who gave me the idea for the cake and stuff. Soon, this will end up being rated R and most likely will have a lemon, but I'm putting this fic up on mediaminer.org so I can put the lemon up as well with `Dust in the Wind' and my last sequel part to `The Fight Between the 3 Egyptians' possibly. And guess what? It is 5: 20 in the morning! It would have been done earlier, but I started watching this movie, and I took a shower, and started to run up and down the stairs and I swear I saw a ghost up there! And of course, I started off from the middle of the chapter and kept pausing, watching another movie on TV and sometimes talking to my brother. I get side-tracked easily. I need to sleep! Anywho, please send in any idea's for new chapters. How was this chapter? Good, Bad, Ok? Review! And note to you all: IT IS A HUGE SIN TO NOT REVIEW! It says so in the bible (nod, nod) Ja ne!